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Good afternoon my fellow aspirant. I would like let us knw oursev beta. Im actually goin for geology. Add me with dis, 2go @olajidein. Hook up with me, its d best idea! |
fedward: For a guaranteed place in the admission list call me on 09091759316.....bros, u be confirm werey boi,,, dis is the 10th school thread i go cee ya post. Na xo u de suffer? Go die jor! |
drizzytee: abel14- i wld date u so hard..den marry dHEADLINE! THE NATION. story 4 d gods. #.......observing tho. |
kelvindim: Salt is neutral, yeah I get....I should not have used the word acidic...what I totally mean is that it causes some deadly effect when consumed in large quantities.....Salt taken in large quantity destroys the elasticity of arteries and capilliaries just as smoking does except in a different constituent...this is the hardening of the arteries and it'll untimely cause a stroke and possibly death when an arterie eventually becomes too brittle and then breaks from the hardening effect taking place.....#just know this: in large quantitiesbros dnt tel me u re goin for engineering abeg. |
like seriously, my.marle don.cal like 10times to tell me oo.
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hahah student sha... 1 cup.of salt nw goes for #500 nd dangote smal pack for #750.... GOD WHY.... Pastors nw sellin salty bottle water, dat 1 goes for #5000. ibo guys stop shipping in electrics stuffs, now orders for bags of salt. naija for yhu! |
Quatermaine:dat salt nd boiling water tinz na rumor... if dem like mak dem go baff wit salt water wia naked wire de, verily verily i say unto thee... dem go roast pass sacrificial lamb. for any exam nw "no more searching" , xo ebola is nw sponsoring malpractice . Tank God! |
kelvindim: Just saw this on my timeline (fb): EBOLA NEWS...... At 07:20-25: AM on NTA, D FGbro, ayaf confirm it o na lie ... u no say we wil gladly do anytin to get rid of EBOLA... infact i don de boil water sev. God help us |
tank for bowin... u re d boss anyways. hun, tank God is Friday,,, tomorrow iz saturday... aint no time for playin games,.. we gonna party al d way... @ easy life, select size, take dem inside... neldrizzy u understand dat rite? wooh in dis world u've gat to fite... for ma front even naruto nor fit stand cos ah go break his hand with dis few point of mine, i tink you shud be able to understand, dat im try'na say GOODNITE. EVERY1 jez sleep tight nd dont slip alone, tell baba God to folo u go... nd frm hia im sayin #hasta luego!!! or beta stil #Adios!!! Zzz |
Neldrizzy: cheezuz Lolllllll dis guy has killed mee with laff.. Walai Dan jazzy need 2 sign you... Laff no let mee type ma own againboss, u sabi frustrate pesin wit whinning oo. ![]() |
emma2cute: lmaooo thank God you said D'A'N Jazzy. This nigga fit win Grammy ohhh.kikikiki i go hapi if DAMN JAZZY sign me truely. |
emma2cute: I Bought my chick a car she was so happy that her eyes Started ROVERING, she latter got me ANGRY, what is the name of the car I bought her ..........nice story bro* |
emma2cute: ****Faintshaha... dis guy sev ![]() |
damn writin it down,,, beta with mouth, if yhu hear me spittin it out,,, i swear u go bow down... if yhu cee me rise u should knw i will neva cum down... im on a fast lane wats d meaning of slowdown? park well!!!! wen enemies cee me they start to fear, they are al as gud as dead... my voice even mak fret... not dat im boastin, buh its ma pride... check me out u'll cee dat uts nt a lie... dare devil nd end up seein evil jez kifdin , im nt dat hard, seriously im simple. |
HeyChiko: I don't rap. I'm just a music enthusiast nd a good listener. Dis line waz culled from X.O Senavoe's Taxi music. If u re a true rap head, den u should go give dis song a listen. He spits... |
Neldrizzy: Loll we are not rappers!! Gerrit ?yeah its true,........ we re nt rappers, buh we re superstar, nd we re nat gangstar... we de gallant, we re not a baby wearin a pampas... #sealed. |
Fortunate017:omo cee adjective! na adverb? im sure its not a pronoun![]() |
Neldrizzy: jezuz!!! Lolllll am dead.. Mehnnnn M.i need 2 come learn from youmak i run away b4 u turn me to laffin stock exchange. continue whinning! |
Neldrizzy: hahahahah jaymejate always making mee 2 laff... Dis guy don murder mee!! Lolldnt wori, i understand,,, u mean say na nonsense ah write, say im stupid? i got yhu. MAAI DK ANODA 1. I dropped my linez, nd he started laffin... is dat rite?... dat wat im tinkin... like im crazy.. im stupid.. i got it, no stories, i knw it... buh nt withstandin,,, check my lyrics,,, lyrically killin... i cnt stop it frm murdering,,, dat could get me to prison,,, buh i cnt stop doin ma bullsh*t... continue laffin abeg o, i aint goin to prison its jez rappin ![]() |
Neldrizzy is typing... |
emma2cute: lol.... Should we clap ?i tink dancing would be okay ![]() |
Ryota: see my guy if u want make i introduce u to naruto pls indicate o.d guy refuse to accept his inlove wit naruto.we re team FC NARUTOno problem... instead of meh fallin inlove wit dat naruto, i'll rather fall in love wit devil. |
hello wait! ya u re sayin nonsense, u're gibberin, al wah u re sayin, i cnt even hear... u re mak a hell of noise dat i cnt even hear myself... im jaymejay nd im try'na mak ma way, jayme d best nickname,.. mind im also d boss in diss game... xo neldrizzy nd emma oya clear d way! #boss |
na rotor sori naruto,,, naruto everywia... whu iz naruto?,,, imagine a gal sayin how she wish all guyz bcome naruto. *tufia gi* anoda 1 sayin she had a dream dat she went on a date with naruto... last nite sum1 said naruto sent her friend request on facebook... pls be at alert,,, naruto has possessed our gals o. wel im sori to announce to yhu, NARUTO is confirmed dead... he had a fatal accident on his way to abuja last nite. sori gals, go baq tew ya bf(s). #shalom! |
emma2cute: I gave a girl with big BAKASI my rULER instead of a PEN while we were in a bank, call that BAKASI PENIsULER.ooh c'mon boss, dats a nursery rhym not a rap. |
Neldrizzy: My DICCK is scared of hight so i will never FUCCK UP........ @Emma2cuteden ur dick must be shorty... tell him tew eat more beans, it helps! |
Neldrizzy: Like rainfall, they wana see my DOWNFALL, like blood test they wana see myy OUTCOME, but how come am still surfing like a FALCON, myy life is beautiful dats something you shud THANK FOR, naaaaaj... Jus bcus i got the CROWN ON chicks wana do mee jus 2 see ma STARCOM, peepz wana boo mee anytime mee pperform, never lost nver would i, cus am CHAMPIONpa pa papapa pa! i nid more bro... lookin 4ward to do sumtin with u. No! not dat 1 o(14½yrs), i mean studio tinz(3-5days) ![]() |
Ryota: ok dis is my speciality.so u need 2 gay couple for the ritual and one mad man way get Ebola virus.bring them here sharp sharpIf our ritualist de tok dis kind tin to d ritualee, thr wont be money rituals. i'll beta wait upon d Lord o prophetess. |
Ryota: u re not well maybe u re seein thing abi.i ll call angel michael on ur headpls prophet mrs... i want to do money ritual,,, help!!! |
viccipedia: hahahahaha guy u nd this guy get beef before?so u dnt understand wat hez †ryin tew say? na curse oo. He is tellin indirectly dat u will stil rite jamb nd post utme anoda year again, xo u will nid e-testing. u berra rebuke d devil nd he will use gear 5 run 4*40 4rm yhu. #advice. |
lisimmo: JAMB, POST UTME past questions fromguy wetin na, dis pple don do thr exams nd i've seen d results sev... y disturbing hia?! cari ya advert go university of kano(unikan) thread nd cee how glory of God will explode in ya life. |
kiwikiwikiwi *i laff in Ebolaic style. mehn sum peepz here got me laffin. #observing… |
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student sha... 1 cup.of salt nw goes for #500 nd dangote smal pack for #750....

