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Education › Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2014/2015 Admission Processes For Prelim, ND And HND by jaymejate: 2:37pm On Aug 27, 2014
Good afternoon my fellow aspirant.
I would like let us knw oursev beta. Im actually goin for geology. Add me with dis, 2go @olajidein.
Hook up with me, its d best idea!
Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by jaymejate: 8:17am On Aug 21, 2014
fedward: For a guaranteed place in the admission list call me on 09091759316.....
bros, u be confirm werey boi,,, dis is the 10th school thread i go cee ya post. Na xo u de suffer? Go die jor!
Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by jaymejate: 8:47am On Aug 11, 2014
drizzytee: abel14- i wld date u so hard..den marry d
sh*t out of u..and raise d f*ck out of our
kids!

shuu....
HEADLINE! THE NATION.
story 4 d gods.

#.......observing tho.
Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by jaymejate: 9:48am On Aug 08, 2014
kelvindim: Salt is neutral, yeah I get....I should not have used the word acidic...what I totally mean is that it causes some deadly effect when consumed in large quantities.....Salt taken in large quantity destroys the elasticity of arteries and capilliaries just as smoking does except in a different constituent...this is the hardening of the arteries and it'll untimely cause a stroke and possibly death when an arterie eventually becomes too brittle and then breaks from the hardening effect taking place.....#just know this: in large quantities
bros dnt tel me u re goin for engineering abeg.
Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by jaymejate: 9:20am On Aug 08, 2014
like seriously, my.marle don.cal like 10times to tell me oo.

Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by jaymejate: 8:57am On Aug 08, 2014
hahah smiley student sha... 1 cup.of salt nw goes for #500 nd dangote smal pack for #750....
GOD WHY.... sad

Pastors nw sellin salty bottle water, dat 1 goes for #5000.
ibo guys stop shipping in electrics stuffs, now orders for bags of salt.

naija for yhu!
Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by jaymejate: 8:51am On Aug 08, 2014
Quatermaine:
Okay I think I've heard enough of this salt and Ebola issue.. it gone from serious to funny to not funny and finally stale..

Please stop.. speak of something else, don't you think we've given this Ebola thing so much attention.. like bird flu, it will one day disappear..

wink

dat salt nd boiling water tinz na rumor... if dem like mak dem go baff wit salt water wia naked wire de, verily verily i say unto thee... dem go roast pass sacrificial lamb.
for any exam nw "no more searching" , xo ebola is nw sponsoring malpractice smiley . Tank God!
Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by jaymejate: 8:44am On Aug 08, 2014
kelvindim: Just saw this on my timeline (fb): EBOLA NEWS...... At 07:20-25: AM on NTA, D FG
don warned say SALT intake dey risky to ur
health especially hypertension. & dat d tory wae
dae travel around say make pple baff wit salt &
hot water na fake, because e dey increase
hypertension..... So make u find out where all dis salt baff come
from b4 u baff am.
bro, ayaf confirm it osmiley na lie ... u no say we wil gladly do anytin to get rid of EBOLA...
infact i don de boil water sev. God help us
Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by jaymejate: 12:27am On Aug 08, 2014
tank for bowin... u re d boss anyways.
hun, tank God is Friday,,, tomorrow iz saturday... aint no time for playin games,.. we gonna party al d way... @ easy life, select size, take dem inside... neldrizzy u understand dat rite?
wooh in dis world u've gat to fite... for ma front even naruto nor fit stand cos ah go break his hand cheesy
with dis few point of mine, i tink you shud be able to understand, dat im try'na say GOODNITE. EVERY1 jez sleep tight nd dont slip alone, tell baba God to folo u go... nd frm hia im sayin #hasta luego!!! or beta stil #Adios!!! Zzz
Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by jaymejate: 12:10am On Aug 08, 2014
Neldrizzy: cheezuz Lolllllll dis guy has killed mee with laff.. Walai Dan jazzy need 2 sign you... Laff no let mee type ma own again
boss, u sabi frustrate pesin wit whinning oo. smiley
Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by jaymejate: 12:08am On Aug 08, 2014
emma2cute: lmaooo thank God you said D'A'N Jazzy. This nigga fit win Grammy ohhh.
kikikikicheesy i go hapi if DAMN JAZZY sign me truely.
Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by jaymejate: 11:51pm On Aug 07, 2014
emma2cute: I Bought my chick a car she was so happy that her eyes Started ROVERING, she latter got me ANGRY, what is the name of the car I bought her .......... huh
nice story bro*
Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by jaymejate: 11:49pm On Aug 07, 2014
emma2cute: ****Faints
haha... dis guy sevsmiley
Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by jaymejate: 11:48pm On Aug 07, 2014
damn writin it down,,, beta with mouth, if yhu hear me spittin it out,,, i swear u go bow down... if yhu cee me rise u should knw i will neva cum down... im on a fast lane wats d meaning of slowdown? park well!!!! wen enemies cee me they start to fear, they are al as gud as dead... my voice even mak fret... not dat im boastin, buh its ma pride... check me out u'll cee dat uts nt a lie...
dare devil nd end up seein evil
jez kifdin , im nt dat hard, seriously im simple.
Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by jaymejate: 11:40pm On Aug 07, 2014
HeyChiko: I don't rap. I'm just a music enthusiast nd a good listener. Dis line waz culled from X.O Senavoe's Taxi music. If u re a true rap head, den u should go give dis song a listen. He spits...
I rock more stones in ma office ask Regie ( Regie Rockstone ). And wen I appear ( Appiah ), de ladies go gaga ask Jackie or Genevive Nnaji....de fact is ion know her ( Noah ) ask Ramsey.
Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by jaymejate: 11:36pm On Aug 07, 2014
Neldrizzy: Loll we are not rappers!! Gerrit ?
yeah its true,........ we re nt rappers, buh we re superstar, nd we re nat gangstar... we de gallant, we re not a baby wearin a pampas...

#sealed.
Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by jaymejate: 11:30pm On Aug 07, 2014
Fortunate017: grin grin Over glorified and expedient nonsense... grin Over glorified and expedient nonsense...
omo cee adjective! na adverb? huh im sure its not a pronoungrin
Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by jaymejate: 11:23pm On Aug 07, 2014
Neldrizzy: jezuz!!! Lolllll am dead.. Mehnnnn M.i need 2 come learn from you
mak i run away b4 u turn me to laffin stock exchange.
continue whinning!
Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by jaymejate: 11:17pm On Aug 07, 2014
Neldrizzy: hahahahah jaymejate always making mee 2 laff... Dis guy don murder mee!! Loll
dnt wori, i understand,,, u mean say na nonsense ah write, say im stupid? i got yhu. MAAI DK ANODA 1.

I dropped my linez, nd he started laffin... is dat rite?... dat wat im tinkin... like im crazy.. im stupid.. i got it, no stories, i knw it... buh nt withstandin,,, check my lyrics,,, lyrically killin... i cnt stop it frm murdering,,, dat could get me to prison,,, buh i cnt stop doin ma bullsh*t...
continue laffin
abeg o, i aint goin to prison
its jez rappin grin
Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by jaymejate: 11:09pm On Aug 07, 2014
Neldrizzy is typing...
Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by jaymejate: 11:04pm On Aug 07, 2014
emma2cute: lol.... Should we clap ?
i tink dancing would be okay cheesy
Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by jaymejate: 11:01pm On Aug 07, 2014
Ryota: see my guy if u want make i introduce u to naruto pls indicate o.d guy refuse to accept his inlove wit naruto.we re team FC NARUTO
no problem... instead of meh fallin inlove wit dat naruto, i'll rather fall in love wit devil.
Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by jaymejate: 10:59pm On Aug 07, 2014
hello wait! ya u re sayin nonsense, u're gibberin, al wah u re sayin, i cnt even hear... u re mak a hell of noise dat i cnt even hear myself... im jaymejay nd im try'na mak ma way, jayme d best nickname,.. mind im also d boss in diss game... xo neldrizzy nd emma oya clear d way! #boss
Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by jaymejate: 9:55pm On Aug 07, 2014
na rotor sori naruto,,, naruto everywia... whu iz naruto?,,, imagine a gal sayin how she wish all guyz bcome naruto. *tufia gi* anoda 1 sayin she had a dream dat she went on a date with naruto... last nite sum1 said naruto sent her friend request on facebook...
pls be at alert,,, naruto has possessed our gals o.

wel im sori to announce to yhu, NARUTO is confirmed dead... he had a fatal accident on his way to abuja last nite. sori gals, go baq tew ya bf(s).

#shalom!
Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by jaymejate: 9:47pm On Aug 07, 2014
emma2cute: I gave a girl with big BAKASI my rULER instead of a PEN while we were in a bank, call that BAKASI PENIsULER.
ooh c'mon boss, dats a nursery rhym not a rap.
Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by jaymejate: 9:44pm On Aug 07, 2014
Neldrizzy: My DICCK is scared of hight so i will never FUCCK UP........ @Emma2cute
den ur dick must be shorty... tell him tew eat more beans, it helps!
Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by jaymejate: 9:39pm On Aug 07, 2014
Neldrizzy: Like rainfall, they wana see my DOWNFALL, like blood test they wana see myy OUTCOME, but how come am still surfing like a FALCON, myy life is beautiful dats something you shud THANK FOR, naaaaaj... Jus bcus i got the CROWN ON chicks wana do mee jus 2 see ma STARCOM, peepz wana boo mee anytime mee pperform, never lost nver would i, cus am CHAMPION
pa pa papapa pa! i nid more bro...
lookin 4ward to do sumtin with u. No! not dat 1 o(14½yrs), i mean studio tinz(3-5days) grin
Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by jaymejate: 9:25pm On Aug 07, 2014
Ryota: ok dis is my speciality.so u need 2 gay couple for the ritual and one mad man way get Ebola virus.bring them here sharp sharp
If our ritualist de tok dis kind tin to d ritualee, thr wont be money rituals. i'll beta wait upon d Lord o prophetess.
Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by jaymejate: 8:36pm On Aug 07, 2014
Ryota: u re not well maybe u re seein thing abi.i ll call angel michael on ur head
pls prophet mrs... i want to do money ritual,,, help!!!
Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by jaymejate: 8:28pm On Aug 07, 2014
viccipedia: hahahahaha guy u nd this guy get beef before?
so u dnt understand wat hez †ryin tew say? na curse oo. He is tellin indirectly dat u will stil rite jamb nd post utme anoda year again, xo u will nid e-testing.
u berra rebuke d devil nd he will use gear 5 run 4*40 4rm yhu. #advice.
Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by jaymejate: 8:21pm On Aug 07, 2014
lisimmo: JAMB, POST UTME past questions from

www.e-testpedia.com
guy wetin na, dis pple don do thr exams nd i've seen d results sev... y disturbing hia?!
cari ya advert go university of kano(unikan) thread nd cee how glory of God will explode in ya life.
Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by jaymejate: 8:18pm On Aug 07, 2014
kiwikiwikiwicheesy *i laff in Ebolaic style.
mehn sum peepz here got me laffin.

#observing…

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