Such a jonzing world!!

deeptesting: All you Christians and Muslims are impostors and worshippers of false God........

"God has no religion"
Mahatma Ghandhi

Abi shey she beautiful reach my one n only Simi or even anonymous........wetn sef!!....

shakur07: b4 i will contribute ..shey D gal na Dangote"s pikin ni or more beautiful dan Ma nadia buari ..If NO *den i dont fink d guy shu be overwhelmed bY inferiority complex btw shebi d guy get MOUKA foam for d house ..cos das d main fin

Abi nao

shakur07: we neva show yhu sword nao * we r jes telln yhu d fact ni

To me,runz is just sumfn like cheating or so...
I had a gud score last yr......a score well above d supposed cutoff...
Its oonly when u dnt hv a gud score that u start running abt paying pple for runz...

All of dem kp quoting d old testament(days of law)..
I wl say it again
if u cn quote where Jesus told his followers to kill unbelievers...i wl become a muslim today!!!!

Abeg...quote any of my post where i said i did 'runz'

honey: dont mind the guy .... free runz in naija, if i hear

Hahhaa..lwkmd 4 all of u..
Runz u call it....well,i didnt do runz...
U guys talk in a childish manner....imagine a prof helps u..sumone wus annual salary is 6million naira or more....u fink he wl ask u for 50k...what does he need it for......

Well,if u lyk believe,if u lyk dnt believe....
D man dat helped me didnt colelct a dime...what does he even need it for?...d only thing was dat we gave him a bag of semovita afta my name came out...d day i went to pay for acceptance fee.....a bag of semo is 1500...
And i knw more than 3 peepz here on nairaland dat paid 20k to some 'Mr's.....nt prof or dr oo.....and dey didnt get admission!!!....
So its help nt runz.......
I trust myself...i wl neva give such money ...dats even if i wl steal it cos my parents ehn.....they wont give such money!!

Help me tell dem oooo

igbsam: @Abes. Those rules you quoted there above from the Bible are made by the priests of God before christ came into this world. But when christ came, the one and greatest commandment he gave was to love your neighbours as yourself.

He went as far as showing such love by laying down his life. He even expressed such love by going to dine with zacheus and also the same love was shown to the prostitute. He also accepted sinners into his fold and made them his disciples.

Christ teaches love and not hate. He abolished those laws of old and brought salvation to the world.

Christ is a messenger of God and so is Mohammed. Christ thought his followers love to all humans of different races, characters, backgrounds and not hate. What did mohammed teach his followers.

Love is when the thief on the cross asked christ to remember him in paradise and he replied him with an answer to bring him into his father's house. Love is the teachings of the Bible and not hatred.

We all serve one God both Christians and Muslims. His messengers are jesus and mohammed. So its what his servants teaches you that you follow. Jesus teaches love and never asked for us to fight our neighbours. But what did mohammed teach ?

Pls don't take my posts on the wrong side. Just saying it to my own understanding and I could be wrong to some people here. But my own contribution sha.

Exactly oo my broo
until we unite n accept we r one........Nigeria wl neva b better........
Cos if we agree we r one,some pple will nt b killing claiming it is holy war!

zeedof: .. I so much appreciate your reply to this guy.. Not his fault, that Is how only one existing God made us, because to me I believed we the most clueless human on earth, if bfor, these white people both jews and arab brought their Gods, every was alright according to our granny. No naked dress, boko haram, militant, robbery, ritual, adultery, fornication, hatred among us. But what surprised me most is that, they will be condemning our Gods and carry them to their land, for what please?.. Nigerian forget ur tribe or religion, let unite and what is immoral..

And when u luk at it very well.....those things in d old testament r all tribal and communal wars....not religious wars!!.
And as u knw,it is a very normal thing to seek ur god's voice on every war u r goin 4....
And those wu serve their God truly wl b helped!!!

The problem of dis country is dis religion ish!!......Some muslims keep doing thing to cause problem in d nation......
If they r killing pple because they fink its part of religion,then its a sin against humanity.........
U wl neva see christians do such cos they were nt instructed by christ whom dey follow......
When christ came,all those war killings n sacrifice have bn annuled.....

We serve d same God.....thats what i believe..........most of d men in d bible are also in d quran....so i believe muslims r even christians....

All dis things u posted is nonsense......
Who r christians?...followers of christ....
No christian existed until Jesus came.......
All d things u posted r in old testament and so nt 4 christians.....during those days,pple worshipped idols,pple gave sacrifices wif animals so such things r expected....
If u cn bring where in d new testament...they said we shld kill those wu dont accept christianity,then i wl become a muslim today!!!!!!!

abes:
If they don't carry out the instructions as stated in the Bible, then they are non-believers.

Hahaha...dis is a cwious case oooo...is he dating d grl or dey r just frnds??..

morgan**g:
Guyz plz help my friend out!!
He met a gurl online(bouty gurl) though he neva told her were he lives..but obviously he live @ 'face me i slap u' which he thinkz his resident is not worthy of d gurl to visit him!!
What ur say guyz any advice for him?

if he is doin online date wif d grl and he has neva told d grl abt his abode......den its odikwa risky as my boss shakur dey alwez talk

Lol....no vex.......
U no go church?

Fynestboi: Hmmmmmm dats gud let wait 4 oda pple views then abi? no p

Boss,there's sumfn i knw myself for......
Whatever is on ma mind...i say it straight...no need 4 hide n seek......
I posted that here to see other pple's view on it....cos i gave my own view...

Fynestboi: I no vex just dat i dnt expect such 4rm uatleast me nd u we do discuss wella is dat nt?? Then such tn u go just ask me then i wud try nd explain to u... Lobatan...

yes..u r very ryt.....
Buh to me,dis is anoda case tho...
Oya,shey make we discuss am 4 2go abi??....no vex

Hahaha..u don take d thing go anoda way b dat.......
When i saw it,i just cldnt do without posting here...
Dat thing sounds very very very funny to me stl

Fynestboi: Haba haba haba y dnt u ask me personally oda dan cuming here to call our plan childish, u fall mai hand lyk criously u really dnt nid to knw dat again coz u ve already spoilt our handwrk so abt deir functn just 4get u wud get to knw dat lata....

una don vex?

Some pple wl neva stop making me laff.....was on oau admission thread.....
Dey r voting 'excos'.
Excos on a nairaland admission thread??...,...rili sounds childish!!...
Whats going to b d excos work....nonsense of d highest order.....
I even saw fynestboi was part.....abeg fynest wetn una need excos for?
To me,its just childishness...

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Hahaha..dis guy makes me laff sha??....boring u call it?...interesting as oau's
Well,for ur info,oau guys learnt that from here.....when did u come sef n u r saying its boring??
Did u try to read our past posts??
Y do u fink our thread is more than 520pages when u.i has nt even shortlisted....?..nt to talk of writing pume?..nt to talk of releasing results ?.nt to talk of cutoffs......
You just came here yesterday.....,.
You shld knw dis is a weekend and most of us r alwez busy.......
Dat o.a.u thread u said sef is rili boring to me.....it is now dat they released cutoffs that most of u started knowing d course other pple r goin 4.....unlike here..we all knw one another's course and even score and even d mode of exam(ppt or cbt)

Afolabi6046: guyz diz thread is so boring, letz make it as interesting as OAU's, letz start by knowing ourselves, post ur jamb score, exam mode nd intended course at d first nd d best, myn is 241, PPT, physiology, waiting 4 u pple oo

so my broda...it is left for u newbies to post ur score n course....
And pls..i'd like u to read 'some' of our past posts....

Its official!!!!
4rm d stable of Hesjay Holdings Nig Ltd!!!
Happy bday to my kid bro mayorall......**stl finking**
wishing ya long life n prosperity in gud health!!
Ki lo wan le fun awa egbon e?
And warmest regards to dat ur chick-----

Hi peepz..mawnin y'all...
I pray nxt wk gives us sumfn gud....
U.I started LLB exams yesterday.....even tho the strike is on....
So i fink they shld b able to do sumfn abt d pume too....

Chai..whats wif dis suswam ??..
He's getting too much publicity dis days!!.
Wu noticced dat b4 ASUU strike,many didnt knw Suswan.,...nuh now a popular man!!!....
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Politics....i cn see 10 fighting to take over his post.....sumone's prayers just got ansad...
RIP to him sha

Baba....philosophy cutoff ...(hats it?

Fynestboi: Oya make u bounce cum as u bounce cum u wud bounce bk trust me. ayam here i run go do small celebratn 4 mai aus ni naw bk

btw....wu luvs kegitism here......
Greatest Comerados...kegitism in african culture....unity in diversity...
Rili luv those peepz..wish to b one someday..lol...
U.I is their national headquarters...i'm sure gyration go plenty for dat place!

Sorry sssssista......had ntwrk ps

Mismak:

hesjay pls ansa naw.....?

Aro...hmm..i cnt rili xplain...
Aro 4rm aroism is just a lifestyle in some nigerian unis n which is usually peculiar to a particular hall in d skl...e.g Awo hall in o.a.u,zik hall in u.i.......
It is traced back to 1960s n 1970s.....days of Wole Soyinka and others....it is a usual behaviour which depicts sumfn like craziness or euphenism....
It cld b a delibrate action to make pple around laugh....or an act in a crazy way...sumfn like dat sha!!...
It is believed to hv had a divergence relationship wif Kegitism.....cos usually,d comerados in those days behaved crazily and in a funny way afta their gyrations....
I'm sure my bosses can explain beta

Yea...no p.

Ifyx: eeeeeeeeeewo,i submitted twice nd ma printout has no pix on it.. i hope it wont affect sha.... fynest,shakur nd ordas shld reply ASAP

Fynestboi...i go beef u..
Shey u knw say na because of u she no wan add me?...chai.
Buh i knw its stl part of her aro...
I knw she wl add me.....
I cn bet pretzy on dat....r u in?...*winkz*

Chai...u.i ooooo
i'm gettn scared d more.....now dat o.a.u and unilag palz r just molesting me....lmao..*which kain english*
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Buh cwiouslymy is ASUU doin dis,shebi dey said dey wl call off if FG ansas infrastructure stuff...now dat Fg has ansad..y cnt dey suspend it..its obvious what dey want is money..dey just used dat one to cover up..if FG had ansad their allowamce stuff b4 infrastructures,i'm very sure they wld hv suspended d strike...
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Dnt b surprised if u.i doesnt say anything if strike isnt called off on monday!

Chai...lmao...rotf

Fynestboi: Hahahahahahahahahahahahah so bose maje niyen nawao oo

Kojabo lenu mi na moso ni.. hesjay ehn ehn no wahala

oga fynest don kee me sha

Which kain thread b dis sef....
See as mismak n fynest dey do aro....abi wetn i go call dis one nau?

Hahahhahaha....mo ti binu
na my one n only mismak u dey call muntula....
Oya,'recollect' ya statement abi bawo lan se n so sef??..lolz

Fynestboi: So me dn turn to yeye untop say u wan collect dis muntula id? Abi se bi ore wa se ri niyen. Ido k ooo omo fe tiju e ni, she go add u no worri shaming tnxs go do er

na so lyf b nau!

Now happy...*winkz*

Mismak:


awwwww sowie, neva min to make u shed tears...*wipin ur tears for u*...
buh dnt get it twisted...wil fink abt it sha...trust me*
cos of fynest sef...i wil add u!...*am serious.....*smiles

thats y i dey alwez gbadun yhu jare....
Funniest female uite ever liveth!