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I understand....
I'm nt even worried abt d list..maybe cos i'm second choice sha

Acecube: Blame it on the HIGH TENSION

I once said it on dis thread.....expect d list probably nxt wk...
When i said it,many pple said i'm a useless poster who just wants to form and dat d list wl b out b4 15th......well,thank God u now knw i'm nt a liar...
I'm nt dat forward,whatever i dnt knw,i dnt say!
Checking d list just once in a day isnt a bad idea.....
what wl u gain checking it every 1hour..?..just giving urself unnecessary stress

Na wa for una skl sef...smh..
Even if its sunday,it doesnt mean pple shld stack d site..mehn its becoming too much...
Everything u see here is 'unilorin site is nt opening'....blah blah blah......
Ah...too much jhor

Acecube: guy on sunday ne list surface last year oh.. So don't be a doubting thomas.. Well, personally i don't see it repeating itself

Nawa o....nawatically...
All of u just dey disturbically unilorin websitecally.....
How do u expect d site to open?...when al of una don bombard am......
Take am easy oh abeg,when dey release list,you wl surely know...
Do am jejecally,do u fink they cn upload d list on a weekend?...

No b ma fault o..pastor sef don sight me.....

Acecube: guy you dey nairaland when pastor dey preach ni...

@ your question.... i can't categorically tell u now, i don't want to say one thing and my oga at the top say another... That's all


Btw, They ban your hesjay5000 ?

no ooo.......dem no born antispambot well to ban me oh!..

I just dey oh...
Me dey church na.....

Acecube: i no go oh , how far na

y u no go?

Hahhaha...una well done here oo..greatest funaabites....dis one wey ur thread dull lyk dis,shey na because of d delay in postutme??
U r nt alone,u.i aspirants are also wif u in dis.......
Make d thread lively na...dis doesnt call for hibernation..

Hahaha...boss shey u dey do obahiagbon ni?
Or na wetn pastor dey preach b dis?....

Acecube: Tell it not in Gath, proclaim it not in the streets of ashkelon, lest the daughters of the philistines be glad, lest the daughters of the uncircurmcised rejoice

btw,aint u in church?

Haha...o necessary nah!
I'm now a sub-moderator...hehhehehe

Mismak: o tun ti de bi..mister alalaye!..

You think so?
When u.i hasnt even conducted postutme for utme candidates.....
U.i normally call d.e candidates afta first utme list...buh lets see dis yr sha since d admission has bn affected by ASUU ish

fineyemi: Gudluck jonathan met wit all d vc of universities wit d governor of benue state and minister of education on friday and he instructed them to go back to classroom. Its like d strike wil b called off on monday. For more info u can go on google search ( voice of nigeria institution ) abt d latest news on ASUU and other universities. By neztwik we UI aspirant will b called on to fill d online registration. So guys b prepeared with 2000 naira and ur deposit slip of 1st bank.

Well,i said it in d post,lets 4get and focus on what we r here for.

Afolabi6046: letz forget abt all diz palz, success in PUTME is d koko, i dnt knw ur courses nd jamb scores ooo palz

i'm going for Dentistry n dental surgery...u?

@afolabi...hmmm
I don't have time to start comparing unis and i won't do that!.
But i can tell you,bro,you have to reason somethings before you say them out,.How on earth can you say a school is better than the other because it sets a hard post utme examination??
You havent even faced that of u.i so u can be able to do your comparison very well.I have been watching your posts both here and on o.a.u thread,why is it that you post like a 2yr old kid?
Your O.A.U isnt even among the 5 best in naija not to talk of Africa or the world.No uni in naija is among the best 100 in the world.
Go and check those best schools,their admission is so easy,no exams,just submit your o'level and here you are saying o.a.u is better than u.i because the pume is harder?...sounds wow.
The way you talk,i am sure you will bag 99 in u.i pume cos if u dont ehn,you hv disappointed me...
Whats in o.a.u?..The College of Medicine isnt among the best 5 in naija,the postgraduate college isnt among the best 3 in naija,hostels are nothing to write home about,big but not well managed structures,u.i's mellanby hall that has been there for 65years looks nicer and well managed than any of the halls in o.a.u,the faculty of arts isnt among the top 3 in Nigeria and many more things..
Manmyou have to focus on your aim for now and forget about o.a.u or u.i ish.Great minds don't do that!

Abeg....wu help me see dapsondou.....i just hope all is well wif him...its bn long he posted n came on 2go!!!

Visit dis thread..u cn get gud info from great medics!
https://www.nairaland.com/1049407/medics-nurses-physiotherapists-pharmacists-lab

Greetings!!

Mismak: Oga Saheed!...pls wots d latest news oo....nufin on d skul portal...
Anxiety!!!....

The points is for pple wu did IJMB....
They do 3 courses....and calculate points for d final result....
A is 5,B is 4,C is 3...
So if u do biology,chem n phy..and u hv 2 As n one B..u ghat 14points!!

iseoluwa89: Sorry oo bt which one is d points u guys are talking about and hw are u calc.it

Wonders shall neva end!

Wu b dis again na?

Mikebis: na igberaga go kill u

No p boss..get it clear....no one hates o.a.u here....we do talk abt d skl very well...d skl is very very gud anyway...i'm sure it shld b 4th or 5th in nigeria.......so its gud..
Infact,i luv d skl,70% of ma frnds r there,relatives plenty there...so no shishi...
Well,u r welcome...d fierce part was a screening ....lol...

Afolabi6046: owk guyz, am sorry 4 every post, can i formally join d thread, i wont mention OAU again, itz seemz u guyz hate d skul, lolz, both skulz ar gud sha, only God knwz where we wud all end up

What he meant was dat dey wl call us...like publish d shortlist which is possible..nt dat they wl write d exam 3days afta...hope u understand?

Tommybob: 3days ke? It took dem ova a week to fix exam centres nd seat no for pple last y...... Xo i dnt fink datz posibl.... @least a week .............. @ afolabi ...... U cant use a yr quesn to determine mayb dey set quesns frm jamb pq or nt coz dia are jamb past quesn in dia pume past quesn ........... Xo.... I wil advise u nt to compare..... Jst focus on d pume coz as our oga @ d top told us dat wen UI give u '1+1' in dia pume .... U mst b very very careful b4 u choose d ansa.....datz frm d doze dat av passed tru it b4........

and mind u,...
They spending more than a week to fix centres is just part of their formalities.....They can actually do it within 2days.....
In the world of programming and database management,nothing is impossible!!

Its a free world!!!

firstboy101: Dun even want tu argue with you...yhu 'tinking err1 has d same opportunity as you do...

all i want u to knw is dat ttho some of u pay to get these things...
Pple also get it free of charge thru God's grace....
So those that said Free is nt possible shld knw!

Haha.,..no oo..u r getting it wrong!!
U.I doesnt accept IJMB ooo.
A levls is of two types....d IJMB owned by A.B.U and d internationally knw cambridgbe A levls.....
IJMB is only accepted by nothern universities ooo...........dats y unilorin is there cos unilorin is a nothern skl!

Taylor184: i dont knw y i dont like IJMB....with jst #50k,u can get a good IJMB result. . .the most annoyin tin is dat if u are not super vigilant,u wont be able to differentiate d original and fake...and IJMB can be used into any skul o(im xo xo sure)...A' levels is jst too difficult abeg

Guys,wetn dey na...
Where Taylor,where becalina,where Attah Ojoma.....where mismak?...where mesopotamia....??
Guys,wu noticed emi ni iwe hasnt posted since?

Boss,i've told u....
If u cn show me where Jesus that i follow told me to kill those who dont accept him...then i wl follow ur religion today!!!

abes: Funny people now claiming the parts quoted are from Old testaments as if the old testament is not in the bible. I wonder some pastors will quote Malachi in old testament when it comes to giving tithes

I see!!!....mtcheew!!....
F-u-c-k JJCs

Afolabi6046: ur wordz gave me d impression, to b candid, oau's thread is more interesting cos dat skul sef is interesting, u didnt tell me ur score oo

so u.i isnt interesting?....
Sumfn i knw abt most oau peepz....dey just like starting arguments to compare dat skl wif other skls cos i knw dats what u r up to.....and if i start giving u d shortcomings of d skl ehn,u wl run

....chai.....omowe!!!...iwe factoria!!...13points in IJMb no b beans oo..i hail!!..dats equivalent to 2As and a C....
Buh y didnt u process ABU or Unilorin...
I prefer cambridge A levls to dis their yeye IJMB..

jj9ice: please dont deceive people with ur sweet mouth, IJMB can only be used to process admission into nothern universities and ilorin. Not anywhere as u have said.i have 13 point in Ijmb since 2007, i havnt gain admission yet o. Pls stop this rubbish programme

Hahaha...i hail boss

Tommybob: Hapi sunday fwendz ........ OMG ..... Hummmm! May we nt b left out wen d pume result cum out in JESUS NAME! Coz na unknown pple go dey dominate d thread ...... C aw 2nd choice 'new coma dey lecture us'...*smh* even fynest we b 2nd choice for here gan no do lyk dat coz he started with us from d begini nd we knw ourselves no mata aw important u may b ....... I remembad den wen doc hesjay do come onlyn nd will grit ol of nd tnk us for kipin d thread alive nd sum oda peeps lyk dat anyway i tank God dat am still here today....., we are brodaz nd sistaz here, infact sum pple don dey eye gals lyk fynest, hesjay, shakurmide, etc ..... Humm humm! Datzall...... HAPPY SUNDAY!

all those tyms wey i dey alwez come here thank u guys for keeping d thread....skl was on session and i was very very very busy..it wasnt easy then i tell ya...
Skl work..assignments,tests,.exam, and @ d same tym prep 4 jamb...omo,ko easy!!...fnk God i passed jamb....na God's grace cos i didnt rili prepare 4 it!!
Buh now....ASUU brk plus skl brk..na all join!!...so we ghat dey dis thread 2geda...
I pray none of us shall b a failure in d pume!!

Lwkmd oooo

ikeola6: i just want to feed the eyes ni....

are u sure ur eyes cn produce d threshold frequency of dat grl?
Cos if nt,na blind tinz if u see her...

To u abi??........o fe te!!..if i hear say anonymous........
Na d same thing jare!!!......

shakur07: na dat anonymous fine pass oh

Wow...u rili tried........
We all complain d country is nt gud??...how can it b gud when dis is a tot of a leader of 2mao....
Bribe is a sin against d constitution n against humanity....flee from it!!!...
It is very biblical to help!!
....
Just search,u surely knw sumone wu knws sumone wu knws sumone wu knws d cousin of d provost's wife's frnd's husband!!

firstboy101: How does all d "help" n "bribe" n "free" ish helps ehn??...is it err1 dat knw's a prof dirrectly...jst do wat yhu av tu do...bleep if any1 "tinks" its bribe...we in a country we're bribe is d oda of d day...i'm not saying its rite tho...jst sumtin yhu av tu do...GOODLUCK ERR1 nd HAPI SUNDAY

i so much bless God for d kind of parents he gave me to!!
If u r my dad's son n u say sumfn lyk dis in front of him,he wl disown u dat day!!!....lol

No mind d baba...what i hate most abt him is his ALL CAPS posts.

shakur07: bros to post for ds thread no b by force nao ** if yhu noe get ani reasonable advice for him * to keeeep mum wont harm yhu

Dr Osahon....mozambique
Aint u completing dentistry again?