₦airaland Forum

We all know you are lying, the only language that can unlock the code to a woman's heart is money, in other words owo, ego, kudi. Money attracts women just like how corpse attracts flies.

Inec has not issued me certificate of return as senator-elect yet. Okorocha has made this statement his daily memory verse, if he wants his certificate he should go and appease his lords and stop whinning like a baby.

1st year- PDP are to be blamed
2nd year- PDP are to be blamed
3rd year- PDP are to be blamed
4th year- APC "we give up".

Zombies come and see your former minister, he has finally agreed that buhari's administration is a failure, if you don't agree argue with amaechi.

Perruzzi is the next scape goat, he thinks he can just slap anyhow and go freely. Funny thing is his fake apology has no humility in it, slapping someone because he said teni is better than him, instead of releasing hit singles to prove to everyone and the blogger wrong he resorted to violence.

All these louts and uncivilised yeyebrities would meet their waterloo very soon.

Why do women turn to motivational speakers after their failed marriage?

Hahahahahaha
Very very funny.

Twerking a blackboard yansh, if I was the man I would give her a thundering slap, this is the type of twerking that can make a man have erectile dysfunction.

Safitu:
But who told daddy to ejaculate inside mummy? Why couldn’t he just throw me away? Why?

Why did u too fertilise the egg, you could have just ignored it.

None. They both look like old evening newspapers.

Davido you're not an illiterate kindly forward your complaints to twitter not to fans.

You gave your permission when as a sperm out of million you swam faster and fertilize one of those ovaries.
Who send u make u go swim faster?

Yes, I agree with her she is not the regular girl, she is a very rare hoe, that is why she is so shameless that she engaged in live sex with a total stranger who she barely knew just because she always thought about him winning the competition, planning future gold digging.


A girl that admitted to be in a relationship with someone before getting to the house gets fvcked weeks later, is nothing more than a cheap and rare kind of hoe.

Mind your fvcking business!!!!

eating from the same plate in public is same as having public sex according to the church.

kidap:
why he no go drop?

if he no drop, dem go don drop am

Even your moniker looks like kidnap just that letter 'n' is missing, I am sure you dey among those mushin boys, if kizz daniel no drop then e no go drop home.

babyfaceafrica:
at 35 and still living with parents,you are still like looking for likes..smh

Look at your dirty profile pic and your environment, it defines the kind of life you're living.
FYI i am not even up to the age you mentioned and I am way above that nonsense you put up there, do well to help your life and stop throwing shades.

Davash222:
I rather die for fish pepper soup.

I would die for my dog instead of dying for Nigeria.
Nonsense and buhari.

simonlee:
your mates are hustling for daily bread and you're here gathering NL likes...

if u're pissed with it, you don't like the comment.
FYI if i share my bank statement here, you won't measure up.
So mind your business, it will help your boring life.

Click LIKE if u can't die for a country like Nigeria.

This is a report is coming from an organisation whose country is civilised and not a thirld world country.

My beloved country's government don't believe fulani herdsmen are terrorist even after the killings, rape and hostile take over of peoples land. This people have guns without licenses, other people in Nigeria are getting their guns withdrawn from them so what are they suppose to fight back with when they come intact with the wicked fulani herdsmen, can we say the government of Nigeria supports genocide against it's people? The president has failed to caution them instead they've been encouraged to take their cattles to graze on any farmlands just because they are his tribesmen, the deaths coming from herdsmen is more than 5,000 since buhari's administration.

Should we as a nation declare IPOB that don't kill others as a terrorist group and leave herdsmen out of the equation? Only the government can answer this.

Girl or man?

Buy ekuke next time, ekuke go chop eba, chop fufu, chope shît, live without shelter, infact ekuke can survive without food for 5days and e go dey okay.

Actress or olosho ?


Oh sorry I forgot according to nairaland dictionary another meaning for olosho is Nigerian actress.

It was staged.

Mr oluwo stop all these beating about the bush and answer the allegations against you.

Did you want to sleep with the sheik's wife? Yes or No.

Davash222:
SLS is one of the educated Northern men i always admire. His quest to eradicate illiteracy in the North is commendable.

That is why the northern leaders are ganging up on him, so the people would not be elevated from their present penury, they know if the people are educated they won't be able to manipulate them, that is why in the north instead of seeing a child going to school or college get all round education they would rather send the child to the mosque to learn arabic just because of they want them to read quran.

Nigerian police officers are beginning to become fearless to armed robbers, back in the days an average policeman would run at the sight of an armed robbers.

Good job by the police, we hope it continues this way.

This government is just the most useless we have ever had in this country, why ban AIT in the first place, AIT didn't openly support any party in the atiku's petition report they just did simple journalism like t.v station would normally do.

If AIT should be banned then TVC should also be banned, TVC has always be inclined to APC and paint other parties bad, why has the government not cautioned them, this government and it's selective battles.

Flavour may not be too talented as a musician but one thing I admire flavour for is his charms in making ladies melt for him, that beauty queen should tighten up except flavour will shoot his ball into her post, he has a degree in making beauty queens go on a 9months leave, his shaking of waist in his music videos is not a joke but an indication of his twisting abilities in the other room, if she slacks and let flavour enter her package, she is going to be she shouting "oyalima" when he going down into her second base.

"I have found my soul MEAT".

English wept.

These men were never believers, they were just choppers that stayed in christainity to reap some rewards and believed they would be super rich by now, they're just trying to see how the other side is, just like a footballer changes club to see if the new team would favour him.