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Nemesis1:
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Sorry for your loss

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Is it possible to postpone one's service year to like maybe the next year?

[quote author=Annalise post=48175949]You've never heard of or seen someone hale and hearty and the next minute they are dead? So you have never been to a night party? What right do you have to judge a person's moral uprightness, when you're rejoicing on a person's death? Childish hypocrite. [/quote

Go shove ur quote up ur a-hole. U didn't read d part abt d "Monster Jeep" abi. My Friend, go look bush.

Annalise:
Nigerians and funny assumptions. Something similar happened a while ago. Instead of people to take her to the hospital they were carrying silly rumours. Turned out she was actually sick. What's worse is that she is not present to defend herself.

She ws sick n she went to a night party?!!! Abeg spare us the jist. Are u not suppose to rest wen sick? Or did d doctor recommend night partying as d antidote? Na wa 4 naija o

denkyw:
see as young pips just dey die any how, while old men like buhari and obasanjo dey alive dey spoil we con3.

well, i believe she didn't die untimely, she has fulfilled her mission.

Hw dem no go live long? Them get sense na wen our youth no wan get. Majority of youth 4 dis country no dey use their heads. U attend any party u hear of, both d ones u are invited to n d ones u are not. Get wasted @ d slightest opportunity. And u complain abt the govt nt been gud?!! And u want them to leave for u to become the leader?!!!! Hw will dat even b possible?!!! No core moral values!!!! Nothing!!! Girls wen get sense these days few die!!! Na him make anybody fit just cum wiv jeep wen he borrow n his go jump like cricket follow am.

Well, as much as it isn't cool to speak ill about the dead, I can't help but state at this point that the level of moral decadence of our youths is quite appaling. Some of us are more conscious of the clothes we put on rather than wat we shud put into our heads. Blatant exhibition of carefree, foolish acts have become trendy. No need to seek good counsel; wisdom. As a result, these set of persons go thru life seeking satisfaction n fulfilment in the wrong places. Its sad coz even as we speak sumone is still going down that path. God help us all.

This post is educative, mind-stimulating and just edifying. I just started getting involved in an affiliate marketing program and learning to run a forum with a good frnd of mine. And @ a point, I was thinking of quitting coz d challenges seemed too much, buh I no nw dat I hv to keep pushing. Its can be hard when a nigerian like myself wants to do online legitimate business and everyone thinks you wasting your tym. This really helped me in a funny way. Thnks.

This post is educative, mind-stimulating and just edifying. I just started getting involved in an affiliate marketing program and learning to run a forum with a good frnd of mine. And @ a point, I was thinking of quitting coz d challenges seemed too much, buh I no nw dat I hv to keep pushing. Thnks.

Guy forget wetin dat other guy dey yan. Mehn! I don't know about u guys buh that "the seven deadly sins eh?!!! Na dead oo!!! Lol. A frnd sent me d link to get them and any other anime for that mata in HD and also in English. I totally loved it.
http://internetcash.boards.net/thread/7/deadly-sins

NEHLIVE:
Next time you salivate on a lady whose face is covered with make-up, just think twice and hold your thirst. This is how ladies fool men with make-up. We can't say this lady here fooled her man though, since she is already getting married and her man must have known her real face. However, the photos have been generating reactions...

http://www.newseveryhour.com/2016/07/before-after-make-up-photos-of-bride.html

:oJESUS CHRIST OF MOSCOW!!!! (In Emmanuella's voice): This is really her REAL face ooooo!!! Wonderment!!!

;DDNo babe for dis naija fit collect flower!! Abeg!!! Shuooo!!!

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sumborri:
The 24th of june 2016 is one I will never forget in a hurry, without any provocation I noticed boo was carrying a face. I quickly checked my whatsapp and text messages to ensure I had no implicating evidences there she must have seen. I couldn't for the life of me figure out why she carried a long face. Haven asked and asked I decided to bone her. I live in a detached self contained apartment. When night came to my dismay she went to sleep in the parlour. I slept in the room , but foolishly felt like watching the evil dead . Thus I slept with some scare in me.

I might have slept for an hour when in the darkness something jumped me on the bed, I woke up in fright, all I saw was white, with scattered hair dat was wet . The thing/person kept fighting me seriously to bite me , I shouted and thrashed. I hit my head all over the wall while trying to get away, I wished I could just die and leave my body. The feeling of the wet hair touching me in that darkness as the attack continued made me mad. I was able to get away and as I got to the light switch, I put it on only to see someone adorned in a large whit wrapper, with powder allover her face, and red lipstick smeared on her lips. With a scattered wet hair to match. With my previous scared state which I slept with. My heart couldn't take it anymore. I felt a jolt in my chest region and dats all I remembered.

Thank God I finally fainted or died as I hoped would happen. I woke up on the bed with my friends and boo laughing at me seriously. I couldn't hold tears down anymore. I wept profusely while they laughed at me. All these was a plan to get me because I boasted some months ago that I don't scare easy. No wonder boo set the ground work with carrying a long face. She was my attacker. I was so ashamed I almost had a nervous breakdown. In my sadness one of my buddies told me I should revenge. He works in a univerisity as a technologist in a biology lab. He promised he could get me 20 lagos based rats and a bucket of flying cockroaches from the lab. I thanked him and planned for boo two days later.

You see my babe or EX , hates cockroaches and rats. If one is in a room she will rather sleep outside, I waited till we both fell asleep, I crawled out after bolting all windows, removing the bulb from the room as well as her phone or any torch light. This was to ensure there will be complete darkness and maximum disorientation when the panic starts. I threw the rats inside and emptied the cokroaches. Then I bolted the door. My people come and hear screams, hear crying, I think she fainted many times, she luckliy got to the door with many of the flying cockroaches perching on her and those supersized rats running amork all over the room. All these lasted maybe five minutes or thereabouts before I opened the door. She ran out crying and cussing. In anger she packed her things and left my home while wearing one slippers. Despite my pleas dat it was dark and dangerous, she claimed no theif or ritualist could hurt her worse than I just did, so she would take her chances with them. Do you beileve she left dat late at night.

From that day, she won't pick my calls, I went to her house, she bolted the door, her mum called me to shout at me and accuse me of being childish and almost harming her daughter. Her friends have been calling me to tell me am a devil. Yet nobody remembers what she herself did to me. I have called, sent messages , sent my friends , sent I am sorry gifts yet this babe has hardened her heart. Saying I am vengeful and could kill her if given the chance. What can I do to remedy the situation.


Not only am I about losing my woman, one rat is missing. On getting my friend to catch them we found one missing, which means I have a jumbo size living in my home likely pregnant. This is me with a phobia for rats too. I haven't been sleeping in my home. Thus I am on the verge of losing my woman and my home due to a stupid prank gone wrong.

Wait o. Shey she start am? Even wen u boast say u no dey fear anytin, she cum plan wiv una friends make dem prank u, she no think that tym say she fit even gv u heart attack wen fit land u for hospital abi or worse? If u ask me, you don beg am reach. Make she dey one syd. Na as she take play, na so u too take play. Shuooo!! She wan form vex 4 wetin she start? Even if ur guys dey try plan sumtin like dat sef, she suppose dissuade dem. No beg am again. If she don calm. She go return.

oluwasegun400:
https://i2.wp.com/akpraise.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/queennwa7.jpg?resize=640%2C640



Funny Nollywood Actress finally show us her Husband…. i am sure most of youDidn’t know that actress Queen Nwokoye is married, not to talk of knowing the identity of her husband…The actress has been so secretive of her private life, I heard her husband by name Uzoma is based in Johannesburg,South Africa. According to information we gathered, they got married since 2011.

Her husband hails from Imo State.

See Photo below:

Source:http://www.flexygist.com/2016/07/03/photo-actress-queen-nwokoye-finally-show-us-her-handsome-husband/

https://i0.wp.com/akpraise.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/queenhusyy5-620x400.jpg?resize=620%2C400

Nice one