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Mondisweets: like wot?

cirmuell: Sounds nice hope you've got snakevenom in stock?

me self dey one corner dey peruse one of Ishilove's story ni o...I don fall in love with literature section now.

I go show in one of my "rides" reserve my space please.

cdamsel: Ok,pass me a stick of whatever u have

softsparkyy: Amebo.

Obinoscopy: Hey Soft, you heard that? Ermmmm.....I thinknyou misconstrued my intentions. The plate I was referring to was electrode plate in my ride. You see, washing those kinda plates is my hobby. Bar man, serve her red wine. The bill's on me

KelvinGraphics: Dr. Obinoscopy pls help me ask JB if he is watching this Man Utd match

vosquare: man utd dy make my head swell

jbluv55,b ready 2 serve half of ur store cos it wil party time

softsparkyy: Ewooooo wash plate kwa? After all this Odogwu hailings.
Anyway I wanna order another red wine.

Acidosis: ahahaha, thank you sir.. coke is okay

lertee: **Clears throat**
So did anyone say anything bout man U winning with a lone goal today?
Hail the king!!
Forever Manchester United.

SpcAgtOko, lertee, Luxanne, Danhumprey, jnrbayano, Caseless, caseless2, Kiddablingzz, KelvinGraphics, Shugamania, Tuntheycr7, teeo,Obinoscopy, Swiftboy, Harlos, Lalaboi, zicoraads, Samadict, mspee, Alorax2, Obayaya, Sehindemi, Ivanspring, DaveP, LogoDwhiz, jbluv55,Olubukato, Thatgurlvixen

vosquare: ha ha ha ha ha HALLELUYAH!

Beey: Oh, okay.May I have a sparkling cider?I need to water my dry skin.

mspee: Ogidiga

Beey: Glad all is well.Am not a sports girl really but congratulations on the win of your favorite team.

softsparkyy: Haaaa so Obinoscopy is the Odogwu now....
Get me a plate of pepper soup and add my bill to his.

cirmuell: Oga mi I gentle o. wetin dey xup for bar today.

KelvinGraphics: Jbluv55, how U dey feel Man Utd match na??

Beey: Nothing much, having a busy but good weekend. Hope your's is as good as mine or better.

lirusehn:
gimme bottled Opa eyin .To be on a safer side

Dayjhihannon01: whupz... Jbluv55 hw du u dfend dis nah?

Sehindemi: Oh dat'z gud!
How was service today?

lirusehn:
my Twinsist is here already why shud i take anything from you? You wanna poison me to have her

softsparkyy: I don't trust Kelvingraphics.

mismore: I don come o, wt my same moniker

lirusehn: werey

Tuntheycr7: hymmmmm.
Wetin man go talk or do sef

mismore: hmmm, upon all d Nairaland love u dey claim say u get for me u no knw my whereabouts.

diarris God o!

KelvinGraphics:
Maybe U aint feedin in or doing the right substitution at the right time.
Maybe U aint telling ur players those wordz that kan sparkle them to winning the match. E.g *If Messi kan dribble the whole players and score then definently U too kan do it kuz Messi no get two head or 4legz

ochon: so na so you dey use substitute different NL girls and dribble with their hearts? Softsparkky was right. you are bad playboy and a terible flirt.

ochon: Don't judge me with Teeo nau.

1. I'm a Christian, Teeo is a mighty sinner.
2. Teeo flirts, I don't.
3. I'm fair, Teeo is black as the night.
4. I'm a good guy, Teeo is a bad guy

I can go on and on to show you I'm not like Teeo.

Please I'm not what you are thinking. I'm a good faithful guy

Did you say Olubukato? Let me laugh small before his wives lynches you.

https://www.colourbox.com/preview/3461179-872585-laughing-out-loud-emoticon.jpg

miztola: is that what you want?

Dayjhihannon01: *Entering thread as he sings hymn 717 of GHS* -Rock of Ages Cleft for me............. #Humming the remaining #..... Happy sunday peeps

Danhumprey: You no dey tire ni? No wonder they say Chelshit fans are loud-mouthed!