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dre11: nah so u talk am yesterday but we know what's up?

u never get assistant for here in.......... abi u no give better pay ni

U sabi say all the money wey we get don lost wt d demolition of d old bar. The money vault was lost along wt it and MondiSweets sef don manage pack some cash run wt am . So no money to pay any new assistants. And u sabi say we don ask our old assistant to retire . We go soon hit one BIG money sha, na im we go use reorganize .

Babe2sure: Hi, everyone in the house.
@Jbluv55, how far? How is business?

Babe to sure . How's u dear? O to'jo meta. How has ur day been?

PrincessB1: Dats gud....Is it nt suppose to be vice-versa

[b]Ok, I can't laff alone ooo so Laf wt me ....

A guy promised his girlfriend 20k last week as
they were chatting on BBM. She then went to visit him in Abuja unexpectedly. She asked him of d 20k he had promised her. He told her dat he would be travelling to Minna in a couple of mins, but he gave her his GTB ATM card dat she could withdraw all she wanted till he comes back, knowing fully well dat he had less than 5k in d account.

As soon as they made Luv, she kissed him & left. D guy quickly left d house because he knew dat she would soon come back crying.

Unfortunately for him, as he was driving past Zuba, his Elder brother called him on d phone saying "Bros, you don get d Alert? I just dey komot from GTB o! I don pay that 100k wey I dey owe you into your account, Thanks So Much".

Meehn!!! See Sweat!!!

Few minutes later, he got d alert confirming 100k Credited. D guy wan die as d money enter his account. He couldn't rest.
He tried calling his GF's phone, but it was switched off. He tried PINGING!!! Pinging no deliver.

D next minute, Alert enter:
30k Debited .

The guy don dey shake

The next 5mins, another alert enter:
30k Debited. Haaaa!!!!

The guy dey quick try locate the nearest GTB bank.

As he was sighting one, another alert enter:
30k Debited, na so d guy dey cry "I don die o, I don die o"

As he dey rush enter the bank, another alert enters:
14k Debited

The next thing was that he found himself lying on a hospital bed. He had fainted

See Gobe naaaa! Laff wan kill person o!!! Mugu fall, babe chop.....[/b]

dre11: jb and the rest aw una dey o
miss did bar like kilode

Rankadede! We dey gentu o baba .

Samadict: Jbluv, what's gud? Abegi, gimme water.

Am fine, sweet one . Here's ur water
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*whispers to her*.....u have a lovely smile there .

kingk: GREETINGS TO EVERYONE IN THE HOUSE.

Greetings to u sire .

To my good friend Gatjokez, I say.......
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May God grant all your heart's desires .

nitlad: LOL. . .

Baddu belle

If you haven't gotten the memo, get it now - Nitlad only sits out a ban he wishes to serve on this Forum. Not even the Admin can keep me out if I don't feel like it.

Hehehehe. E kira fun baba

delightful1: Who do you think I'm looking for?

Are u asking me to guess?

Princeparix: do u want her to be a she?


Can u ask seun that question

And what has he got to do wt d fact dat I asked u a Q?

jnrbayano: Not happy and you know why

Baba calm down na . I believe say something fantastic is still gonna happen .

Princeparix: Jb... I gallant. How u dy

I dey alryt bro. Just chilling here while romancing my alomo . I ain't seen Chycoroxie in a while, hope She's good?

Princeparix: huhhhhh.. don't u know eleganza


Was that question for me?

Was it you I quoted?

Princeparix: yes.. I guess

The Prince himself . How's u bro?

jnrbayano:

Odogwu . How is life sir?

PrincessB1: LOL, Hw ur syd na?

No problems ma'am . Anything for the boy?

April07: No....

I miss you tho
How have u been?



Morning erbaddy

Hmmm.....me miss ya 2. How's ur end?

PrincessB1: LOL, Finish wetin yu wan yarn oh

I guess u sabi wetin I wan yarn already

KiddaBlingzz: i said it!

Anyways, thank God you no dey make noise like most chelsea i know

and for the home and away loss, i just dey look you. Na the results go decide

jbluv55: Hehehe. We shall know when the time comes. No need counting imaginary blessings . But analytically, a home loss to underdogs Swansea is a poor beginning for the season and which is why I have a feeling the losses and most likely draws are still gonna roll in for a while till una wake up from slumber . Time will tell if I'm right or not .

jbluv55: Baba o . Welcome sire. Luxanne doesn't feel the same way. She feels those red devils of hers would spring up some surprises and outclass our blue angels. I guess the next round of matches should help shed some more light . .

jbluv55: Buhehehehe . And week two's fixtures are shown below. Man U dey go meet Sunderland for house and their H2H this year so far no favor Man U (also below) .

Man City on the other hand is facing Liverpool . Tough match that'll be.

harlos: hehehe..even arsenal, everton isn't gonna be easy to beat.
Didn't watch their match tonight but the result... I still dey look

Man U fans how market?

lanicky: Helloo Mr Jbluv55...hope u good?

Hii dre11 nd harlos

Lanicky dearie . Glad u r ok sha . Am doing good too .

PrincessB1: lol, u ar funny tho....They are al fine incldin PrinceB1, I guess u ar part of d family

How does a simple bartender like me fall into the B1 royal family?. Or am I supposed to be....

PrincessB1: Am doin fine dear

That's ok dear. How are the KingB1 and QueenB1 doing? And all the members of the B1 royal family?

Princeparix: Elantracy is that u?

Isn't Elantracey different from Elantracy?

delightful1: Anybody here?

Who are u particularly looking for?

Dre11 how do we unravel the mystery behind this 'thin line'?

texanomaly: I dey learn small small.

Buhahahaha . I dey Laf u

ultraawesome: I was hoping that would be the last comment.

Hehehehe . Don't worry bro, I'll be the one to tell u which is the last comment

April07: Limme oooo.. ure so uncaring

Ma binu si mi Bren. But I believe u understand. Now can I resume my caring position?

PrincessB1: Gud morn all.................... .....Jbluv55 hw ws ur nyt?

Twas ok my princess
How r u?

texanomaly:

Hmmm......is this a bribe so I could allow u be the winner?

texanomaly: Jb!!

Yes dear .

texanomaly:

The race isn't to the swift nor the battle to the strong