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[quote author=ms_pee]Thanks.[/quote]You r welcome sweerie. So anything 4 d boy?

nitlad: Fix you buck teeth too. . .

Ede ilu wo niyen?

I cud teach you, if you'd lyk to learn but it will cost you.

I am Samson, get close to me in your lion form and you shall be torn into two equal parts from your mouth!

You just fell into the hands of Delilah and all ur strength is lost. Your eyes wud soon be blotted out too

You can rely on me for your daily bread too. . . Apa Olohun ka. . .

Olorun yen na n be nibi yi......I just finished the morning bread He supplied.....why not keep the daily bread you have for the rainy day? Or better still you wud nid it to entertain ms_pee during the Wkd

That's not Lucifer, that's a character from comic books read to autistic children of your ilk.

Aawww......then why did you not send Lucifer or is he scared of me? Now you made me kill this comic book character that claimed you sent it

Now send another Lucifer then since you have a factory where you manufacture them.

thatgurlvixen: Morning jb and other family members..

Hey there Vixen. Howdy n what's gud. Anything 4d not?

Tovot: one more thing, I think nitlad is just [s]trying to act all lordish and strong , whereas he might just be[/s] a small quiet timid (teenager ) boy IMO

Fixed

lalaboi: For yoruba na. . no be so?

You mean to host the wedding occasion?

Tovot: gotta go people ,got lots of things to do and sitting chatting will not get it done, so bye see y'all later

Okies.

Tovot: in lalaboi's village its bride's family that pays for marriage oo he is even saving my son some expenses

Hehehehe perhaps you shud go manufacture plenty of sons for his numerous daughters

[quote author=ms_pee]i am with nitlad right now.
nitlad jokes and doesn't take anything personal, but that ruby guy is something else. god God! [/quote]Fixed thank me later

nitlad: Shut up!

Open down first

[quote author=nitlad/lass]

Dyslexia or myopia? Where is the 'm'?[/quote]Sorry nit.....now fixed

Speake English. . . .

Parler en anglais que vous avez dit?

Lol, you are a goat.

I pray a pride of hungry lions find their way to the crevice you live, so they can tear you to shreds.

Ur prayers have just bin answered in a queer way.....I just turned to one of the lions with a mission to devour you n anything that defines you. Get Close At Your Own Peril

My phone! Your dyslexia is beginning to get the better of you. . .

Good thing you noticed.....goes to show ur getting wiser by the day. I'll start relying a bit on you for correction.

I already sent him on a mission to bath you with acid. You can tell him whatever you want to tell him in person when he comes calling. . . .

I just shone a Nokia torch on it and it died

https://fc08.deviantart.net/fs44/f/2009/101/2/8/Lucifer_The_Fallen_Angel_by_princessmononokesan.jpg

Poor mentoring

lalaboi: I saw bolded posts and i thought it was Parix advertising keke napeps lol

E fit be o

lalaboi: Jbluv don turn physics teacher. . ontp wetin?

I wan educate this wit tin wey nid learn.

lalaboi: Hahah. see your mouth. Waa ri. You knw its the bride's family that pays for marriage/ / / I go show ur son when the time comes

Really? Ur tribe or every tribe in the Nigeria/world?

nitlad:

Weyrey bobo yi shar. . . Emi grandpa, lo n pe ni teenager? O bomb ni!

Se ara ma n Ta yin bayi

nitlad: Mate, there is no deciphering to be done. To me, every handle is just part of the programming package that make up Nairaland.
In clear terms, I have 'degendered' y'all. There is no 'm' or 'f' to me - just monikers, freaking monikers!

Good4U. So why nt just blot out the 'm' on urs already and dnt be a hypocrite

This is not far from the truth, because I enjoy the company of ¹geriatrics with varicose veins.
²Younglings and their idiotic exuberances peeves me!

A Law of physics states "Like charges/poles repel while opposite charges/poles attract. So cud it mean that ms_pee is ¹ while nitlad is ².

Where is the VN

Here it is [url=images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/33100000/dancing-lol-random-33106029-600-400.gif]ms_pee's VN[/url]. Thank me later.

I already told you my phone's microphone is crooked!

You or ya fone?

This is Nitlad, Lucifer's mentor. There is no 'f' or 'm' when talking about me. I am evil, pure unadulterated evil!

So where art thy servant? I need to punish him it for refusing to take you along to wherever it is.

[quote author=ms_pee]Good morning jbluv[/quote]Gmorn ms_pee. What's for d boy this morn.

[quote author=ms_pee]Nah. Decided to become new. That's my teenage moniker. I joined nairaland when I was a teenager. So, I decided to let old things pass away. I didn't even deactivate it, it's still there. [/quote]Hmmm........if ur this naughty now, then I wonder just how naughtier/evil you might hav bin with the other moniker - as naughty as nitlad? If so wud it suffice to say that nitlad is also a teenager ryt now and in a couple o'months he wud change n com bck Reincarnated wt another moniker?
Sounds logical to me

nitlad: Weyrey ni gbogbo yin. . .

[quote author=ms_pee]Lol. Make e no go commit suicide o [/quote]Fixed

[quote author=ms_pee]Wa sere! I'm not a newbie at all, even on this thread. Been here since when eLDee was the mod of this section, and chamotex and afinwhite (seanT) took over. Even on this thread, my previous moniker is here, the starter of this thread was my nairaland sweetheart then. Lol
So, no, I am not a newbie. Ever wondered when I knew lalaboi? He was lalaboiy and a mod (of music board) then. Lol

So ruby, stop feeling like you have been here and wanna show me around nairaland! [/quote]So what happened to ur old moniker, another stronger moniker broke its heart?

Tovot: It's A Brand New Day
Leave back all your worries and troubles of yesterday,
Make yourself a silent promise to make today a better day.
Now my dear friends, a brand new day lays ahead of you,
Face it with pride, because it is a gift and is totally new.
May all your goals and ambitions for the day be set,
I wish you have an amazing day and a night without regrets.
Good morning buddies. Have a grand day

G'morn 2U2 Tovot.

Good morning @all. Hope you all slept well.

nitlad: Before I go, na soponna go kee all of una wen do VN without SO to Baba.


I'm outta here. . . . . . . . . . . .

Eh! You dey vex say sm of d chics no remember to insert nitwit in their VNs.

nitlad: Who are the females?

Oh so you've been hoodwinked by the purple 'f' beside the monikers?
For all you know, ms_poo might be a besotted Russian geriatric, messing with y'al after a vodka binge.

Really? So I guess you have some deciphering to carry out n probably that's what the below is all abt?

[quote author=ms_pee]That's what will make me come over to your house this weekend. #weekendplay[/quote]

nitlad: I'd kill for this. . .

Please, what do I do for the #weekendplay to go down?

I GETIT.
BTW I guess ur already fantasizing over this Russian Geriatric after you downloaded the VN he it she left so [color=grey]why not leave one of urs so we can get over d thot that ur actually an[/color] 'f' in 'm' [color=grey]clothing[/color].

luxanne:

Thanks hun

UWC

luxanne: off to bed *zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

G'nyt

chycoroxie: FYI u re nt d first 'j' u might be d second 'j'

luxanne: Lol...no P

This special Vn is for you newbies on here

So sweet of you to do dat you r such a darling.

luxanne: Done

Nice one. Me likey

[quote author=ms_pee]I'm a Niger Deltan, I learnt yoruba from many sources. [/quote]I C......So maybe we shud delegate some NLers to come to Bayelsa to learn ur language n to taste this 'Jumping shiken' delicacy.

chycoroxie: I can pay u
N pls u re writing in parables

Numba 1: U CAN'T PAY ME

Numba 2: U CAN'T PAY ME

The first 'J' on ur siggy taught in parables n parables are meant for 'non-Jumpers'. Change so you can be given d wisdom & understanding you so crave for.

luxanne: Yes to morale

Hope this serves as morale

luxanne: Why you wicked

It aint wickedness but requesting for what 'the boy wants' or do you need some morale?

chycoroxie: Ur pay

Pay? You can't pay me but you can meet my demands.

chycoroxie: Which of what again

U C what Jumpiasis has done to you? You are nt even ffing. Pity
We can no longer flow on d same level

luxanne: Oh no! Ask another

I see the Ls, cool

Tis what I want.....or a rap