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AfricanApple:
I thought voice note has to do with writing

Check it out here:

www.nairaland.com/1516929/sweet-sexy-beautiful-voices-nairalanders#19527631

*whispers to her*.....You go even find Luxanne own for there . Shhhh...nor be me tell you o .

Make sure say you drop one for ninjas o .

AfricanApple:
I no sure say we get any choice at all. omo...no, brother... this one wey u never sleep by this time so, wetin dey keep u na

Wo, I don sleep for like an hour+ before jare and moreso na Friday we dey o .

Shey you don collect voters card ba? I just collect new voters slip yesterday.

AfricanApple:
voice note indeed

Ehn na, voice note abi why not? We get VN thread sef .

AfricanApple:
ah! lips sealed

You better keep those lips sealed o .

AfricanApple:
no mind all these oyinbo technology

That Oyinbo technology dey good for one side and bad for another side but we nor too get choice sha .

Mondisweets:
lol

Why are you not back under the iroko tree na?

AfricanApple:
a beg serve me, not too late to eat

true that, I really like tuwo shinkafa but kunnu shinkafa, nope.

where in d north do u stay

Here you go

https://www.avartsycooking.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/nigerian-rice-and-beans.serving-suggestion-600x398.jpg

Same thing myself o. Never really liked that kunnu shinkafa, I preferred kunnu zaki or kunnu geda .

I stayed in Yola, Adamawa State but I've left the place for security reasons and also because I lost a dear friend to the crisis there

khiaa:
Oh I'm not being BAD this year but I'm very very WICKED
Last year I was a GOOD genie that granted alot of BAD wishes,
You should have a Holloween party at the bar, tell everyone to come dressed as their favorite character.

LOL@GOOD genie granting BAD wishes . Maybe I shoulda been there to get my own BAAAAD wish granted .

Halloween Parry is a good idea o . We'll organize it .

Mondisweets:
I dey come for work

We dey expect you o runaway Mondi .

Donkabiru:
oro yen le gan men..

Toh!!! Na so life be o . E go get over am like me sef don do .

AfricanApple:
see better combination o. and u did remain for me, not fair o
I really don't know how rice can be anyone's fave.

balanced diet is a sure way of eating healthily

E remain inside pot o, make I serve you?

Well, having stayed in the North you'll get to realize that rice is the most commonly consumed food either as it is, or pounded into tuwo shinkafa or made into kunnu shinkafa .

dre11:


So ure getting mah drift there

She made the message so that we won't understand the underlying words and won't be easy for us to quote the message

Buhehehehe . E fit be mistake na .

BTW, e don tey wen I nor see Gatjokez o . I guess She's busy as usual .

AfricanApple:
whenever I type caseless, dis my phone will change it to ceaseless, I gotta add d name to my dictionary

My own sef na master for that levels o. Once I type any strange name for the first time, e don learn new word be that o. The next time I start to dey type something similar, suggestion don show be that .

AfricanApple:
waiting to see d pin shire so dat we can be sure she (f)

In that case, na voice note me I need from you o .

khiaa:
Hello Jb:
How are you tonite/morning/afternoon it's only 4pm here. I'm doing great.
I am ready for the Holloween party I am going to. This year I will be going as the Wicked Witch Of The West Siiiiiiiiide You don't celebrate Holloween in Nigeria right?

I guess I was right to have said Good evening then .

You like being the bad girl don't you? Do you already have your costume? We don't observe Halloween in Naija o but some of us just know the dates .

So if this year you intend turning to the Wicked Witch, what wicked role did you play last year?

SpcAgtOko:
Don't let yourself get attached to them based on gender. AfricanApple said it best... Some people are too quick to send PMS based off of a letter beside a name and a picture of a person that could or couldn't be them.

Now... With that said... Can I please have proof that you are indeed a male... A *ahem* picture would suffice. ... Please hold a sign that says "SpcAgtOko is my One and only"

Well I don't select a gender to get attached to. I take everyone as they present themselves and some made different kinda first impressions. I guess that's where the issue lies, first impressions last a long while for me.

Erm.....*clears throat*......ok let me confess o......I'm actually a non-human o . I'm a faceless and genderless Kryptonite .

remsonik:
Yeah a plate of peppersoup for everyone here bill is on me

Alright ma'am, will do just that .

sameer1212:
mr jbluv55 since u no serve me anything meka go sleep... goodnight to every one.......

Baba nor vex jare, I don take small nap as all my joints dey ache that time .

Goodnight and G'morn sha .

dre11:
I did see the imprint were she talks about the promotion


But the mistake makes the message a clue to a plot
Which is the unspoken words that can only be decode if u did read carefully within the context

Hehehehe . E fit dey intentional to avoid anyone quoting her msg .

khiaa:
I'm at home waiting for you my love. Hurry home, your baby needs you.

Hello lady Khiaa . Good evening. How is preparation for Halloween?

AfricanApple:
funny u, special agent, me too

Yinmu

You too werin?

AfricanApple:
what did you mean by ceaseless Caseless heart was broken? who broke d heart? and is d heart made of glass is d heart not strong enough, as in is it chinko and what did he do afterward, pack d broken heart and threw them away or glued them back

FIXED! .

AfricanApple:
I can imagine you rubbing your sexy belly in a circular motion and belching once in a while

what was d meal

LOL@ sexy belly . I nor dey belch like that o.

Na beans and rice with plantain jare. Rice is my favorite food but I don't fancy eating it alone these days. Balanced diet tinz

dre11:
So she drop the message with u


That's interesting

You nor go understand the error. You nor farabale.

She wrote her msg within the quoted one .

dre11:
She quote him and left without a note.. .

Unspoken words makes meaning to the soul than words carefully put down


Because we can feel some traces of lies in it

Yinmu

She actually left a msg for him

lordhugo:
Oga, wanna get wasted with me?
[img]http://www.exclusivedrinks.nl/images/productimages/big/patron-tequila-trio.jpg[/img]

I nor mind o .

*sits with him and sips out of his drink *

How your day sire?

Donkabiru:
He is heart broken

How we dey do the miss nl na?

Buhehehehe . Baba nor be small thing for a whole Caseless to stop to dey tap bumbum o .

missberrypop5:
*laughing like tom* hihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihi

Hahahaha . Abi I lie ni?

AfricanApple:
it is well indeed we will survive, everyday for the the if one day for the owner yeye pipo

omo iya, ba won I jare ati wifey nor

Mo wapa o . Just relaxing after having my first major meal today

SpcAgtOko:
Aww sweetie, what's bothering you?

Pull up a chair and we will talk.

*sits beside her*

I guess I'm just having a hard time believing that many of the (f)s we actually interact with here might actually be (m)s in (f) clothing.

remsonik:
Fine but stressfull. I just changed jobs and I am still adjusting to the new office location thingy. Hope you ve been good.thanks for the drink. I really need to cool off,stucked in traffic

Pele dear. Pray the stress reduces sooner than later. Anything for your boys and gehs?

AfricanApple:
I'm not saying sending a girl pms is bad, but u see one fine pics today u send pm see another one tomorrow u send pm, another one d day after... and so on, dats very bad. u should send Pms to ppleu are familiar with

and seriously all these impersonators need to be seriously dealt with, they are not different from yahoo yahoo boys

Hehehe. You know guys' brains have been programmed to chase after chics, so you can't blame them much . If men always had to wait for a third party to introduce them to chics, then people would never meet .

Notwithstanding, I think you are right about exercising patience/familiarizing oneself with the opposite sex before sending a PM . It should be noted however, that frauds will always do what it takes to achieve their aims including being patient too. It is well o.