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Gentlefury:
Lol, Nairaland is a vibe!!!

Well this is what i have to say on this season itself and then specific events in this season.

This season is generally a flop. These housemates are mostly professional viewers who are definitely either too tense, very pretentious or are in this to get out and pack money from perceived and real endorsement deals. It's made worse by the sad fact that really big brands aren't really jumping on the show this year compared to last year. Na every body Buhari don dey reach! Even Ebuka had to literally fight for his job hosting the show and still make space for a Toke Makinwa who has bills to pay like the rest of us.

This possibly explains the absence of tasks and the resulting painful boredom giving room for handsome devils like Cross to constantly improvise games that inescapably end in sexual themes.

And now the housemates, the worst selection in BBNaija history.

It remains to be seen why the girls starting from last year seem to be under some of external influence, maybe the alcohol, maybe the ruthless air-conditioning, but they are all abnormally Hot. To make things worse, unlike last year's set that was filled with very chivalrous gentlemen, the guys this year are just slimy mitches with reckless hard-ons and loose tongues- the only exceptions being Jaypaul and Whitemoney to an extent.

Pere needs to outgrow his midlife crisis, he's too old to be looking for under-the-duvet action like a 21 year old. He should also act fast to shed off any covert animosity he has for Whitemoney, it's simply not what Gs do. He should also free Maria ASAP, Imo girls are just too street.

Maria should work on her Identity crisis, light-skinned privilege can only take you so far. And being the defacto Alpha female,she should know that her biggest asset to leverage on is her body and face. She should learn to check her foul drinking habit and learn not to give her pearls to swine, Tboss and Nengi are obviously bigger freaks than Maria, but they NEVER gave anything up on live TV except to guys clearly their seniors in levels or looks e.g Jon Ogah, Kiddwaya. Perception can be greater than reality, the last thing she wants is to remembered as part of Boma's scores. Everything from bride price value to the volume of deals you get after the show really depends on how much your legs are sealed as a woman, even in US reality shows viewers register major disappointment when a loved female cast member messes up on TV. She had no business inviting Boma in her bed, a Boma who smooched her but probably stopped because she slept off or because he doesn't want Pere's trouble having violated deep bro code.

Boma was supposed to be the overall Alpha, looking so much like a very dependable and mature single father who mysteriously still has a very chiseled body, the girls understandably feel him , and all he needed to do was act the part. Instead he turned to the biggest exaggerating, self-aggrandizing, kissing and telling man-bitch in BBNaija history. His "Okro" chant would have connected with viewers if he possessed Michael's type of prior honesty, but he would start with giving false hope knowing that he's still healing from his failed marriage and can't commit to anything emotional for now. His conduct with Queen, kissing and telling on Angel and Jmk, trying to take advantage of and groping a possibly drunk and sleeping Maria(didn't he hear of Tboss and Kemen?), gossiping on Liquorose feeling him, and obvious bitterness towards whatever Michael and Jackie B have is a good reason why he has earned the irritation of a majority of viewers. Boma should never come anywhere near any reunion show after this season is done, he'll get messed up big time.

Whitemoney is extremely impressive for a guy who didn't attend a university, but this slight handicap still shows in his subliminal attempts at overcompensation e.g Adopting a corny foreign accent when speaking with Maria, Oversinging during musical tasks, not being too mindful of being seen by envious people as trying too hard to be liked. He seems to be loving and developed a somewhat stoic discipline with sex, how many guys will act normal sleeping beside a half-naked Queen? He messed up and almost went against 042 by reasoning Jackie B earlier Sha. He understands the game and life a lot and is the first housemate in BBNaija history to be acknowledged by some of his own housemates as the very likely or clear winner this season.

Liquorose, androgynous, independent popular dancer and Instagram celebrity. A hard go-getter who shows a cold focus on tasks that can only be compared to that of Lambo. But i've seen even confirmed lesbians start stuttering at the sight of very tell men with chiseled bodies, how much a chick that has no Instagram or Tik-tok to hide behind? It's either Emmanuel's lack of sexual interest or iron will that's stopping him from turning her to an Erica on live TV, greatly harming her brand as she's not there as Rose Afije but Liquorose the brand. The guy will have to contend with angry Liquorlions who see him as an opportunistic user, now that Rose seems to be under a deep spell and eager to have his child. The only real threat to Whitemoney.

Saga should be shot in his kneecaps for daring to simp over a Akpakpava road Jalebi baby like Nini in the face of 90m when he knows he lacks the beautiful looks of Ozo or the tragic aura following Frodd that still endeared both to viewers, failing to appreciate his friend Pere saving him from nomination, and being deaf to their fact that even without a boyfriend on the outside he would still rank low in the house for her attention after Michael, Cross and maybe Boma! Is he mad?!!

Nini did nothing to Saga to be honest, she just needs to keep looking adorable and will be open to sugardaddies even bigger than the one she already probably has. Underneath her Nickelodeon features and baby gremlin voice is a huge stomach that can take food and a strong gutsy heart. She's taking the W here.

Tega is yet another example why even people in serious relationships shouldn't come to the Big Brother House, talk less of Married people,Mike, Dee one and Niyi being the only star exceptions. What Cocoice did on truth or dare and we all screamed is what a wife and mother did on live TV with a Saga who still went behind her back to gossip with Arin and state that he wouldn't even let his girlfriend come to the show without breaking up with her first. Rocking nko? She has given waist to almost everyone on the dance floor and is still a champion participant at truth or dare games, leaving her husband to take the heat of defending her actions as "acting" as if stunt doubles never existed. It's why i believe that she's not only in an open marriage or getting payback for her hubby's infidelity, but has probably gotten down in the house with someone.

Cross the seductive hippie who makes up in child-like open-heartedness and raw sexual energy a deep pain over personal disappointments in life and business and a gaping need for peace and love in any form, hence his attraction to the good girl symbolism that Saskay represents for him, age difference notwithstanding. Being a kid at heart himself, he's baffled at the reality of having to act as a guardian to a girl still growing and not yet at her resting place in life. He should best leave the Smally alone, fans might beat him up if he touches that girl in any way. He'll have the highest body count AFTER the show :- Maria, Nini, Princess, Jmk, Saskay, Angel and even Arin and Tega making it clear that they're down after the show, free of charge.

Jmk should be careful about checking her horniness on live TV if she wants to be successfully called to the bar, she should just accept that the guys just don't see her, not even as a sexmate. She also has the honour of the quickest time period from entering the house to having sex in BBNaija history - a record 48 hours. Boma obviously didn't do a good job and doesn't want a return match, hence her continuous assaults on Yousef.

Yousef :- Very good-looking but socially handicapped, for so long used to having his looks doing the talking for him. In spite of the nationwide anger against Fulanis/the core North, he has the most rapidly growing diverse fanbase even across Africa, looking vulnerable and very quiet. A lot of the girls would have gone in, Saskay saw he lacked the playful and fun naughtiness of Cross or the addictive big bro indulgence shown her by Jaypaul, and took off. None of the other girls care though, they'll just do him if the chance shows up. Jmk will get disqualified if she goes beyond just sharing his bed.

Saskay:- Exotic looking and cute enough to do whatever she wants. It's almost creepy to see any man above 30 getting an erection over this cupcake, why?! She might get whisked off to Europe if a modelling agent gets hold of her. Cross should stick to just buying her candy and ice cream and take his gigolo penis elsewhere �.

Jaypaul:- Good guy, just not meant for BBNaija.

Sammie:- Thinks this is American Pie 2 and any female is for him. Young and still has a lot to learn about life, especially handling hurt, disappointment and rejection, which is why Angel is a good learning process for him.

Angel:- No one will see this one coming till she's chilling in the house on day 72. Obviously worried by Daddy issues and something traumatic like most likely repeated sexual molestation, this girl, interrupted has had to do most of her fighting in life alone. A glance at her parents on Instagram made me develop a newfound respect for how this girl managed to survive that mess. It's ironic that only Pere and Whitemoney have failed to show any interest in her on the grounds of her frightfully young age while Cross and Arin constantly defend her. Boma is just a dirty human being for messing with this girl and still talking about it so carelessly as if he has forgotten he's a bros. I hope this girl won't be hard-used by men after this show based on the continental exposure she now has in exchange for money.She deserves better.

Queen:- Waste of body and beauty. Eager to be a Lambo reincarnation without reading the full bad bitch textbook. She needs to stop doing the most and rest under Whitemoney's wing. She's destined for a lot of goodies after the show and is too pity to groped like Eba for eating Okro soup (Pun intended).

Peace:- Can someone please cuddle this girl every night even if it's out of pity? Are the guys in that house eunuchs? Why are they letting this girl suffer singlehood like this?!

Jackie B :- All body, and slightly less emotional kudos for maintaining her honour out of respect for her son, but she's an agbaya for picking on Angel constantly and literally chancing her, Peace, Nini, and Jmk from even having any decent interaction with Michael. For her, it's really that deep, forgetting that husbands don't come pre-ordered in BBNaija, Khafi and Bambam got the rings by slow, methodical and long-term mature pressure. She needs to chill , apart from the fact that she's wonderfully boring and needs to leave ASAP.

Michael:- Stand-up Nigga. Oozes cool. Eyed by several women in the house. Marked for future nacks by Maria and Nini. Focused on his music hustle. Bravely stood up to be counted during the Whitemoney and Pere squabble. Secretly admired by Pere and Boma as something close to an "American connection" of 3 US citizens, the highest number in BBNaija. Unique blend of Yankee and 042. Needs to give up on being sexually liberal and avoiding commitments. Slowly falling for Jackie B because she's always in his face. He should try to never touch Jackie B without condom as she was probably told about when Michael said he would definitely marry a woman he gets pregnant. Appreciative and humble. Will still fling with Nini , Maria and Angel outside the house. Jackie B will know and still won't care. He's in trouble basically.

All in all, a lacklustre line-up. Everyone here should take it easy, the show is reality, but still a show. Let's try to avoid beef or even idolizing these guys because they're expressing a reality that you also experience in your own way. It could be you in front of those cameras next year, and yes, let's be kind with words, the housemates are human like us o. Get well soon Kayvee.

Broobembem:
Someone posted this, I think here yesterday and I was so pissed seeing Jezebel voting rate.

Like, her votes multiplied by 2 won’t even dare match Liquorose’s votes. ;

I don’t even want to talk about Whitemoney.

Pere actually did Malarian Parasites dirty.

OGdaddy:
Nigerians don't make use of details at all and this is why we don't have great security outlets like the CIA in usa and mi6 in the UK.

We see with our eyes but the whites see with their brains and that's why they are world power and we are not.

A white man will take note of the single flaw by kayode last night.

Why did kayode took almost an hour before showing Maria's bed?

What was he hiding?

And since the organizers already told the housemates they will be protected, do you expect boma to tell the truth when he knows the organizers will never show them on live TV?
You have to understand these housemates are taking use of the advantage of being protected by the organizers so as not to show their sex videos and boma and Maria knows this.

During the reunion of last year's housemates, if they didn't spill, how would Nigerians have known that they had lots of sex.

See let me tell you all a secret which the housemates are using.

When there is light off, they are always aware each time the camera is on them because the camera gives a red or green light when it's on them so they are always at alert at night.

Any body that wants to have sex can have sex because biggie made it possible for them to study the camera when there is lights off.

This is the same for all big brother franchise worldwide.

My cousin was part of last year's housemates so i know what i am saying.

You can see that the reason boma brought it up was because the housemates have heard the news so he was just trying to clear the air but i tell you, boma forked Maria last night and will still do it over and over again.

Maria is playing her script very well, fake ship with pere to give content but forks boma in secret.

If saga leaves, you will see the real NiNI but kayode still won't show it.

Boma has slept with Maria, jmk, queen, Jackie b, peace, Angel and tega and you can take this to the bank and Cash out.

All the housemates are taking advantage of the cameras but angel gets too obvious because she didn't know how to use her side eye.

The more you look, the less you see.

Epistemology:
Okay, I officially hate Boma

MizzD:
Is Emmarose still sailing though..

safarigirl:
JayPaul say he just wants to be her special friend, he doesn't care about sex or anything else.

LOL, Saga no do reach like this

DownChelsea:
He knew about the prank.




If e too pain you, the highest you can do is to lie to yourself once again that he had info from biggie himself

dominique:
These organizers have completely run out of ideas. The show needs to go on a minimum of 2 year hiatus while they go back to the drawing board to make it more exciting. In the interim, they can bring back BBA.

scondy:
Sebi we talk here say the guy no react until jmk and tega begin ginger am...th say we dey lie....

U can see he couldn't even give an explanation

sintirin:
But truth be told, how can an Arsenal team parading the likes of Lokonga, Pablo Mari, Rob Holding hold a certain European Champions with one of the Best Strikers in d world right now

Mariinee:
Please, which housemates are in the bottom six?

Payporte:
Boring Emmanuel next, make I change channel

Eeghe:
I laughed so hard now
Why are you shouting at me?
I can’t reach LRose to tell her! Lol

I no dey shout madam

fergieboy:
Sammy lost his Instagram account

Senseii:
pere indeed acts his age. most mature housemate

Eeghe:
I like how she looks at him and becomes very girly when talking to him.
His uber cold reaction to it all does not sit right with me, however

Megatone50:
Looking at the list, I dunno who compiled the list but if I was Maria...she did a good job..
She out up people that she likes or different about cuz she knows they are not going home...so after the cats comes out of the bag she can easily explain to them why she put them up..but if she put people that she hates or dislike even if they find out that it was all a joke they will still carry the grudge that she hates them n that why she put them up...and may or may not believe she knew about the plan

aryzgreat:
She called out by herself after coming out of diary room

WOW MAD OOO, WHY IS WHITEMONKEY NOT ON THE LIST?!! HIS FANS NEED HUMBLING

3RNEST:
E choke na


The list again;

JMK
Angel
Pere
Yousef
JayPaul
Emmanuel

100naira:
abeg did Biggie call out Maria's bottom 6 or was it Maria that did it herself?

Aguwanyi:
Same way you just displayed ur madness in my mention..
Are u sure u not suffering from bipolar disorder...better be kiaful..

omotolly22:
There is a rumour circulating with pictural evidence on twitter

That nini is married I hope it is not true

If not saga is gone

nonny1212:
Oga calm down, any small thing, you start insult.


Try and banter with sense. Haba

Aguwanyi:
I dey work for boomsplay??

Aguwanyi:
hohohohohoho

Gbegirsoup:
Bitter tears o...

Kinematics:
This one needs mental evaluation. You are losing it already... qua qua qua qua qua

Kinematics:
Who deyyyyyyyyyy

Gbegirsoup:
So Boma don finally chop Angel itchy vaginal....


E be something!.....

Olosho will never change!