₦airaland Forum

Klass99:
Ebubs, this is what interests me.

Why didn't you marry 4 years ago, like you hoped? Wetin come happen, wetin you do abi wetin she do?

You have to make a new list, there's no law against a small and cozy wedding. Keep this policy in mind "The fewer, the better"

The fewer guests, the better for your pocket and planning.

arthurwillia:
It’s that woman that you love that’s always giving you problem, but the one you don’t give a damn about go Dey smooth, why? This life dey rigged

badboyTee:
Damn niggar isoryt

That proverb if you can't stay away from them then you join them cultist life sweet oo no let this niggas dey whyne u

A life without ruggedity is not worth it

Alabule:
Bakare. The LASTMA official that tried this with me on Oba Akran will never forget me. Ever!

GeneralPula:
This 4pm news is 21?

If those breast are like that at 21, what’s their future will be like when she turn 31?

Albertone:
Angel legitly pierced her nipple!
Omo k'omo






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Wayne4uall:
No Time, na who fine pass??

Like for Jackie B
Share For Angel

LessNoise:
Ignore? Why would I ignore you......i guess it works buh wait...when a girl likes you a guy should be able to tell if its a green light or NOT....why go for something when you know its DOA.. Not to sound like a jerk...ive never been turned down by a girl..ion no why its so same with most of my friends...you should be able to sync with the female folk if you wanna hit 3rd base buh hey whatever works for you I guess

Iceclan:
Do not commit fornication should have been added to the ten commandments... .
God have mercy, cause fornication is now accepted in the society.

Kriss216:
Why will she say no sex before marriage? Is she a virgin? Who confirmed her virginity?


A Nigerian girl deflowered with noodles and eggs telling you no sex before marriage is mere manipulation and demonic.

Flee from such shackles!

Noshitboi:
Useless cultist. I remember how axemen planted jazz back then in our school. They wanted to fight a rival cult group. Same day, four axemen were brutally murdered and na dey d fight end. Throughout that semester, we didn't hear ' aye axemen' chants for school again . Useless idiots!!

FamTomx2:
Really,
How do you even know he a cultist judging by the sign he made with his fingers,
One of them you are also!

Meanwhile allow the dead to rest

FutureIsFemale:
Always returning from school with pieces of papers full my bag. Had a lot of guys admiring me then. I was the most intelligent maybe that was the reason they came around.

UltimateSpice:
RIP

Starboytwo:
Now this news sad me. Why you Dey try help white oyinbo wey dey drown? If to say na naija boy dey drown now we for call you Hero.

Will a Vladimir somethingkoshki have helped an Emeka that is drowning. Our busy body too much.

Rip tho for the noble act. May your sins be forgiven.

macjireh:
I think in 2002 or 3 I was telling a cousin den that I don't see d world extending beyond 2020...I was so naive den...alas we crossed 2020 and now in 2021...now i understand better...we are surely in d last days...Ds is d generation dat will see d rapture,,but the sequence of events leading to rapture are;

i. Famine (which is already happening now)
ii. Raven supply (e.g govt and individuals giving out palliatives)
iii. Signs and wonders (power as of old is coming again, e.g Moses and Elijah's power)
iv. Revival.(millions of people would come back to God)
v. Wealth transfer(d church will be empowered to win more souls)
vi. Persecution(the church will be attacked by government and antichrist agents)
vii.Rapture (permanent separation of d Church from d world)


⚽️Moses and Elijah are d only two witnesses to rapture in their day..moses raptured with d Israelites from Egypt after parting d red sea...Elijah raptured leaving Elisha, after a chariot of fire came out of heaven to pick him..That is rapture.. This happened while he was running away from Jezebel's attack.

⚽️After Christ died at 33AD,,we entered the Church age.
▪Different categories of d Church age are;
i. The Persecution Age (33 – 500AD)
ii. The Degeneration Age (500 – 1,500 AD)
iii. The Reformation Age (1500 – 1900AD)
iv. The Restoration Age (1900 – 2000AD)
v. The Preparation Age (2000AD-2022AD)
vi. The Revival Age (2022 – 2050AD)

⚽️The second coming of Jesus is not d rapture,,D second coming of Jesus is with the saints to rule over earth for 1000years
▪The rapture will happen anytime between 2033-2070AD (more detailed explanations are in d book)

⚽️God is actually going to visit d earth physically again during d revival age happening soon anytime from 2022.

⚽️Moses and Elijah actually saw God physically on earth..its why they could do mighty things they did and could rapture away from their enemies.

⚽️Moses and the Israelites saw God at mount Sinai,, while Elijah walked for 40days to mount horeb to see God.

⚽️Only men who do see God on earth can be raptured, unless they die b4 d time.. That's why God has to come down to d earth physically again so that men can see Him physically and be rapturable.

⚽️As God visits d earth again soon, we have to prepare our hearts in prayers and our lives in intimacy with Him...

Barbsamiin:
Maddo

Oyindidi:
You hate amala?

rushlife:
I don't understand how these musicians make money. Kiss Daniel came into limelight far back 2015 and was earning 30k from G- worldwide. He left his pioneer record label to form his "fly boy" as at 2019 right? Just 2 years interval? I think people should start explaining the true source of their wealth before we congratulate them, it would shun wealth obtained illegally and make our country a sane place to live in. Anyway if his wealth is pure, congrats to him.

Generalwoodz:
Buhari Kiricocho
Lia Mohammed Kiricocho
El rufai Kiricocho
Pantami Kiricocho
Adamu Kiricocho
Malami Kiricocho
Agent Fash Kiricocho
Senate President Kiricocho
Speaker House of Reps Kiricocho
Fulanis Herdsmen Kiricocho
Unknown gun men Kiricocho
All Residential Nairaland Zombies Kiricocho

jidestroud:
The crime rate in Lagos at the moment is off the chart. Just last weekend while crossing the railway line at Agege pen-cinema, I was waylaid by 10 boys at about 1am in the morning (me sef get mind dey pass DAT kind place at such ungodly hour). All I felt for them was pity and anger at the society that made them. A gun and knives were brought out to make me succumb. Not today! I said to myself, Not today!! I had to switch immediately to my street OT and took up the madness to a whole new level that the street urchins and vagabonds started hailing me and apologizing. I walk pass, said to myself again; Not Today!!! Not Today!!!

This is a daily occurrence in Lagos at major bus stops and the most annoying part is, people just walk pass as if e no concern dem. Carry your own cross.

Holyman3:
The biggest idiots i have ever known are in Lekki

eyinjuege:
The child's mother raised a polite empathic child, but you want to turn him to one of the dysfunctional agberos raised in Nigeria.
Is it wrong for a child to be raised to be kind?
It doesn't mean he is stupid
Please try and learn some decency, compassion, kindness and integrity yourself, as they seem like strange concepts to you
Those are the things we should bequeath to our children.

SARSCoV2:
Kanu is a fool way back

Its much expected of him

Dude was a fvcking dullard wayback in high school, so I am not surprised.

He had that gift of being foolish exceptionally

vivalavida:
After going through this thread, I ran out to do a test to be sure of myself again before water pass garri without me knowing. Result is Negative. Man must marry this year.

Olisehinnocent:
My own us that I meet a girl last month and we are in relationship. Last Sunday after pressing her boobs and fingering, I want to insert my condom and knack her, the girl said, "Do you usually use condom to knack girls? I said Yes, she now said that she will like to have flesh to flesh with me that she doesn't like to feel me with any rubber on my dick". I thought that she's joking but she was damn serious. After trying to change her mind but she refused. I jejelyly wear my boxer and go home. The fear of hiv is the beginning of man's wisdom.