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cherish

@fabulous01, wat the heck was that? check ur mails properly,maybe u intended sending ur history to someone's mail box and not in here,so edit ur posts and also check ur sent messeges or else that person wunt get ur mail to reply.

war

oboy no shout ohh or else if dem slap u e go be like say na trailer mash u put for ground like shit.

then the girl i wuld have wuld be lucky cos i will sing for her alone







u?

• I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. - David Bissonette
• I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor
• When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. - Sacha Guitry
• Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Montaigne
• After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. -- Hemant Joshi
• A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner
• Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution. - Mae West
• "I was married by a judge, I should have asked for a jury." - George Burns
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• Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
• Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
• Marriages are made in heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.
• Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent.
• Do not marry a person that you know that you can live with; only marry someone that you cannot live without.
• I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
• If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
• Behind every successful man stands an amazed Mother-in-Law!
• When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.

• They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense
• It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women, and then he turns them into Wives !!!!
• Q: What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
A: Magnets have a positive side!
• It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE Vs ARRANGED.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered
• A person who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE,
A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.!

fly

think about what?

horror movie

cheating torty

war time

wat do u look for?

dnt be scared,just touch

not really true

hhhmmmm!

get urs

the alarm

U can differentiate the male frm the female in this mordern fountain

nice office,got all u need

who scares who?

wat a sign

wat are they?

terror

hoooooa!

romantic

wao!

girls

do u realise dat urself?

who are u asking?