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Stare at the almonds, then move your head back and forth.
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You can't miss the ripple now, can you?

• If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?
• You'd make a lovely corpse!
• I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
• Is that a beard, or are you eating a muskrat?
• Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?
• You're a wit with dunces, and a dunce with wits, huh?
• Did you eat a brain tumor for breakfast?
• You love nature in spite of what it did to you?
• I want to reach your mind - where is it currently located?
• I wish I'd known you when you were alive.
• If you ever had a bright idea, it would be beginner's luck!
• What's on your mind? If you'll forgive the overstatement.
• When you go to the mind reader, do you get half price?
• I look into your eyes and get the feeling someone else is driving.
• You're a mouse studying to be a rat.
• Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you.
• Every time I'm next to you, I get a fierce desire to be alone.
• I can't believe that out of 100,000 sperm, you were the quickest!
• If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?
• There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure.
• Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
• You're a good example of why some animals eat their young.

. Who's fishing, bird or the man?

Are the lines stragiht or bent?
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They are straight

How many legs does this structure have?

Skew your eyes or watch from a distance
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No sex causes bad eyes !

Close your right eye and look at the GREEN dot.

Now, slowly move your head towards the screen. At one point the RED dot will disappear.

What do you think it is? A set of concentric circles or a spiral?
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Concentric Circles

What does the sign say?
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read again
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It's - I love Paris in THE THE springtime

. Is the circle within prefectly round?
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You bet it is !

Is the shape you see in the circle a perfect square?
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Though it look like it's sides are bent inside, IT IS A PERFECT SQUARE !

. Do the red lines look wavy?
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They are prefectly straight!

Scroll the page up & down and you will see the middle square move!

This is simply amazing!

Stare at the black light bulb for at least 30 seconds.
Then immediately stare at a white area on the screen or at a sheet of paper.





You should see a glowing light bulb!

. Is it a duck or a bunny?

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Hint: View left to right and then right to left

i wuld bliv he wsnt Hot until the girl started with him, cos some dances are so sexy dat they make a guy so Hot and posbly cum just within seconds, also dpends on the shape of the wining ass.It looks like a love making motion u knw.

@j-girl, dnt 4get she is a winer, if u were to dance with me on a stage and i dance break-dance, wuld u be dancing balley dance?

@j-girl, if dats the case then i wuld say the girl shld be blamed for coming up stage where the musician is performing cos he ddnt go into the crowd to do that.

@j-girl, u are right

1. 116 years, from 1337 to 1453.
2. Ecuador.
3. From sheep and horses.
4. November. The Russian calendar was 13 days behind ours.
5. Squirrel fur.
6. The Latin name was Insularia Canaria - Island of the Dogs.
7. Albert. When he came to the throne in 1936 he respected the wish of Queen Victoria that no future king should ever be called Albert.
8. Distinctively crimson.
9. New Zealand.
10. Thirty years, of course. From 1618 to 1648.

Akon is a star musician and the babe a winer, let them do their thing please, why the complains?

A horse and a rabbit are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the rabbit to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The rabbit runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. He drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking!
A few days later, the rabbit and horse were playing in the meadow again and the rabbit fell into the mud hole. The rabbit yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer.
The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my dick and pull yourself up." And the rabbit did and pulled himself to safety.
The moral of the story: If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a Mercedes!

wea wuld the faith come from?

@dtruth,yeah i was actually thinking the head,

Do u knw:

The length from your wrist to your elbow is the same as the length of your foot.
Your heart beats 101,000 times a day. During your lifetime it will beat about 3 billion times and pump about 400 million litres (800 million pints) of blood.
Your mouth produces 1 litre (1.8 pints) of saliva a day.
On average, people can hold their breath for one minute. The world record is seven-and-a-half minutes.
The human head contains 22 bones.
On average, you breathe 23,000 times a day.
On average, you speak almost 5,000 words a day - although almost 80% of speaking is self-talk (talking to yourself).
Einstein's brain was of average size (1375 grams - 49oz).
Over the last 150 years the average height of people in industrialized nations increased by 10 cm (4 in).
In the 19th century, American men were the tallest in the world, averaging 1,71m (5'6". Today, the average height for American men is 1,75m (5'7", compared to 1,77 (5'8" for Swedes, and 1,78 (5'8.5" for the Dutch.
The tallest nation in the world is the Watusis of Burundi.
If the amount of water in your body is reduced by just 1%, you'll feel thirsty.
Hippocrates, the Father of Medicine, suggested that a woman could enlarge her bust line by singing loudly and often.
A person can live without food for about a month, but only about a week without water.
You'll drink about 75,000 litres (20,000 gallons) of water in your lifetime.
After a certain period of growth, hair becomes dormant. That means that it is attached to the hair follicle until replaced by new hair.
Hair on the head grows for between two and six years before being replaced. In the case of baldness, the dormant hair was not replaced with new hair.
Men loose about 40 hairs a day. Women loose about 70 hairs a day.
In the Middle Ages the length from the tip of the middle finger to the elbow was called an ell.
A person remains conscious for eight seconds after being decapitated.
The first human sex change took place in 1950 when Danish doctor Christian Hamburger operated on New Yorker George Jargensen, who became Christine Jargensen.

hav u ever wondered:

• Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
• Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
• Can you cry under water?
• Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
• If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
• Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
• Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
• Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
• Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"
• Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
• Do blind Eskimos heave seeing-eye sled dogs?
• How come wrong numbers are never busy?
• If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
• Before the light bulb was invented, what appeared over peoples heads when they had an idea?
• Why do people point to their wrist when they want to know the time?
• The only cure for insomnia is to get more sleep.
• If ATM stands for Automatic Teller Machine, why do we call it an ATM machine? And if PIN stands for Personal Identification Number, why do we call it a PIN number?
• Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

Types Of Girls


*HARD-DISK Girls:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.

*RAM Girls:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

*WINDOWS Girls:
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

*SCREENSAVER Girls:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!

*INTERNET Girls:
Difficult to access.

*SERVER Girls:
Always busy when you need her.

*MULTIMEDIA Girls:
She makes horrible things look beautiful.

*CD-ROM Girls:
She is always faster and faster.

*E-MAIL Girls:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

*VIRUS Girls:
Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything,

why:
1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?
5. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
6. Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
7. Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
8. Why do 'tug' boats push their barges?
9. Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?
10. Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?
11. Why is it call "after dark" when it really is "after light" ?
12. Doesn't 'expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
13. Why are a 'wise man' and a 'wise guy' opposites?
14. Why do 'overlook and 'oversee' mean opposite things?
15. Why is phonics not spelled the way it sounds?
16. If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?
17. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
18. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
19. If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
20. Why is bra singular and panties plural?
21. Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?
22. Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?
23. How come abbreviated is such a long word?
24. Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
25. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

haa! ur big wetin?

wat u mean as in hw?