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do i ever hav faith in nigeria?

wat u think?

@cutie, wuld be bak soon

@cutie, not yet in nija, just passed Egypt las day, along Tunisia last night, and offshores of Algeria now heading towards Gibraltar to be there next morning. Still some days to go.

A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him. The nun surprised by the question politely declines and gets off the bus at the next stop.
When the bus starts on its way the driver says to the hippie, "I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you".
The hippie says that he'd love to know.
So the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery and prays to God. If you went dressed in a robe and glow in the dark paint mask she would think you are god and you could command her to have sex with you.
The hippie decides this is a great idea, so on Tuesday he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun to show up.
At midnight sure enough the nun showed up, while she was in the middle of praying the hippie jumped out from hiding and says. "I AM GOD" I have heard your prayers and I will answer them BUT , first you must have sex with me.
The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity because she is married to the church.
The hippie agrees to this and has his way with the nun. After the hippie finishes he stands up and rips off the mask and shouts "Ha, Ha I'm the hippie!!"
Then the nun jumps up and shouts "Ha Ha I'm the bus driver!!"

@cutie,you were right only for the last one, am just fine my dear.

@cute-ass, u not right. hw ar u today?

HOW TO START YOUR DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK
Open a new file in your PC.

Name it as "Boss".

Send it to the RECYCLE BIN.

Empty the RECYCLE BIN.

Your PC will ask you, "Are you sure you want to delete Boss permanently?".

Answer calmly, "Yes," and press the mouse button firmly,

Feel better?.

HAVE A NICE DAY.

In 1981 the Pope died, Prince Charles got married and Liverpool were crowned Champions of Europe.

This year (2005) the Pope died, Prince Charles got married and Liverpool were crowned Champions of Europe.

Next Time if, Charles wants to re re marry or Liverpool needs another crown, POOR POPE, !!!!!!

After having been commissioned by God to take a survey of how man was doing on Earth, Stupider now stood before his boss ready to present his findings. "Tell me, St. Peter, what have you found out?" God asked. "I'm very sorry to have to tell you this, but the people are behaving in a sinful manner. There are drugs, alcohol, murders, you name it - a regular Sodom and Gomorra. But the worst is this new obsession with MouthAction. According to my survey, 88% of the population is doing it. Even four out of five dentists recommend it. I'm afraid it has reached epidemic proportions."
"Hmmm," God said thoughtfully, "Do you have any recommendations as to what should be done to put an end to this sexual perversion?"
"I think we should send a message to everyone on Earth who engages in MouthAction. The contents of that message should tell them exactly what will happen to them on judgment day if they do not stop this type of activity." replied St. Peter.
"That is an effective solution," God stated, "but I think that instead of punishing those who practice MouthAction, we should reward those who = refrain from it. Let's send a letter that's personally signed by me to each one of these good people." And so they did. Do you know what the letter said?








Mind u letters from God can never be delayed, u can only knw wat it contained if u received one urself, so if up till now u dnt knw the contents then

the human body:

Your brain is 80% water, so drink up.

Males, on average, think about sex every 7 seconds.

Every two thousand frowns create one wrinkle.

A hair can have a lifespan of up to 7 years .

@topic,Ditch


Well wat if ur love sent this:
Read this "HATE letter". It is so funny and creative. This is a loveletter from a boy to a girl, However, the girl's father does not like him and want them stop their relationship, and so, the boy wrote this letter to the girl, he knows that the girl's father will definitely read this letter,
1 "The great love that I have for you
2 is gone, and I find my dislike for you
3 grows every day. When I see you,
4 I do not even like your face;
5 the one thing that I want to do is to
6 look at other girls. I never wanted to
7 marry you. Our last conversation
8 was very boring and has not
9 made me look forward to seeing you again.
10 You think only of yourself.
11 If we were married, I know that I would find
12 life very difficult, and I would have no
13 pleasure in living with you. I have a heart
14 to give, but it is not something that
15 I want to give to you. No one is more
16 foolish and selfish than you, and you are not
17 able to care for me and help me.
18 I sincerely want you to understand that
19 I speak the truth. You will do me a favor
20 if you think this is the end. Do not try
21 to answer this. Your letters are full of
22 things that do not interest me. You have no
23 true love for me. Good-bye! Believe me,
24 I do not care for you. Please do not think that
25 I am still your boyfriend/girlfriend."
So bad!! However, before handing over the letter to you, the boy/girl told the you to "READ BETWEEN THE LINES", meaning-only to read 1.3.5.7.9.11.13.15.17.19.21.23.25. (Odd Numbers) So, Please try reading it again! It's so smart & sweet,

A black and white newspaper,the words are black and paper white,and it is read.

Now try this,its not as easy as u think:
1. How long did the Hundred Years War last?
2. Which country makes Panama hats?
3. From which animal do we get catgut?
4. In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
5. What is a camel's hair brush made of?
6. The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?
7. What was King George VI's first name?
8. What color is a purple finch?
9. Where are Chinese gooseberries from?
10. How long did the Thirty Years War last

Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. Look how many calories you can burn:
• TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES
With her agreement, 12 cal
Without her agreement, 187 cal
• TAKING OFF THE BRA
With both hands, 8 cal
With one hand, 12 cal
With one hand being slapped, 37 cal
With the mouth, 85 cal
• PUTTING ON THE CONDOM
With erection, 6 cal
Without erection, 315 cal
• PRELIMINARIES
Trying to find the clitoris, 8 cal
Trying to find G spot, 92 cal
Without caring at all, 0 cal
• WHEN DOING IT
Holding her up, 12 cal
Just on the floor, 8 cal
• POSITIONS
daddy-mummy, 12 cal
69 laying, 8 cal
69 standing up, 112 cal
Trolley, 216 cal
Italian chandelier, 912 cal
• HAVING AN ORGASM
Real, 112 cal
Fake, 315 cal
• POST ORGASM
Staying in bed, 18 cal
Jumping off the bed, 36 cal
Explaining why she jumped off the bed, 816 cal
• GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION
Between 16 and 19 years of age, 12 cal
from 20 to 29, 36 cal
from 30 to 39, 108 cal
from 40 to 49, 324 cal
from 50 to 59, 972 cal
over 60, 2916 cal
• PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES
Quietly, 32 cal
Being in a hurry, 98 cal
With her husband opening the door, 1218 cal

• Why is it so hard to tell the truth but so easy to tell a lie?
• Why are we so sleepy in church but Right when the sermon is over we suddenly wake up?
• Why is it so hard to talk about God but yet so easy to talk about bad stuff?
• Why is it so boring to look at a Christian magazine, yet so easy to look at a dirty one?
• Why is it so easy to delete a Godly e-mail but we forward all of the dirty ones?
• Why are the churches getting smaller but yet the bars and dance clubs are getting larger?

What can u do with life?

• ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
• TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.
• THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.
• FOUR. When you say, "I love you," mean it.
• FIVE. When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye.
• SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.
• SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight.
• EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't have much.
• NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.
• TEN. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.
• ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives.
• TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly.
• THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?"
• FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.
• FIFTEEN. Say "bless you" when you hear someone sneeze.
• SIXTEEN. When you lose, don't lose the lesson.
• SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and responsibility for all your actions.
• EIGHTEEN. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.
• NINETEEN. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.
• TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.
• TWENTY-ONE. Spend some time alone.

How do u write?

• If letters slant to the left: Indicates introspection and a lot of emotional control.
• If letter slant to the right: Reveals a person who's outgoing, friendly, impulsive, and emotionally open.
• If letters are straight up and down: The sign of someone who's ruled by the head, not the heart.
• Letters that slant in more than one direction: Indicates versatility and adaptability.
• An erratic slant: Usually means a lack of flexibility.
• Heavy pressure writing (like you can feel the rib made on the back of the paper): The writer is agitated.
• Moderate pressure (the writing is dark, but you can't feel the rib on the other side of the paper): Shows ability to deal with stress.
• Light pressure: Indicates someone who seems to take life in stride.
• Tiny letters: Indicate the writer is has somewhat low self esteem but is intelligent.
• Small letters: The hallmark of quiet, introspective types - they're generally detail-oriented and have good concentration.
• Large letters: Sign of a confident, easygoing individual.
• Huge letters: Indicate someone who's theatrical, usually loud, and needs to be the center of attention at all times.
• Wide letters (their width and height are about the same): The mark of someone who's open and friendly.
• Narrow letters: Show someone who's somewhat shy and inhibited but very self-disciplined.
• Letters that don't touch: Indicate an impulsive, artistic, sometimes impractical free thinker.
• Some letters connecting: Means the writer's personality blends logic and intuition.
• All letters making contact: The sign of someone who's highly cautious.
• A curved first mark: Shows a person who's traditional and plays by the rules.
• A straight beginning stroke: Reveals someone who's rigid and doesn't like being told what to do.
• A final stroke straight across: The writer is cautious.
• An end mark that curves up: Reveals generosity.
• Perfect penmanship: The hallmark of a communicative person.
• An indecipherable scrawl: Indicates a person who's secretive, closed-up and likes to keep his thoughts to himself.

You may know some of the following facts. These facts were recently published in a German magazine, which deals with WORLD HISTORY FACTS ABOUT INDIA.
• India never invaded any country in her last 10000 years of history.
• India invented the Number System. Aryabhatta invented zero.
• The World's first university was established in Takshila in 700BC. More than 10,500 students from all over the world studied more than 60 subjects. The University of Nalanda built in the 4th century BC was one of the greatest achievements of ancient India in the field of education.
• Sanskrit is the mother of all the European languages. Sanskrit is the most suitable language for computer software reported in Forbes magazine, July 1987.
• Ayurveda is the earliest school of medicine known to humans. Charaka, the father of medicine consolidated Ayurveda 2500 years ago. Today Ayurveda is fast regaining its rightful place in our civilization.
• Although modern images of India often show poverty and lack of development, India was the richest country on earth until the time of British invasion in the early 17th Century.
• The art of Navigation was born in the river Sindh 6000 years ago. The very word Navigation is derived from the Sanskrit word NAVGATIH. The word navy is also derived from Sanskrit 'Nou'.
• Bhaskaracharya calculated the time taken by the earth to orbit the sun hundreds of years before the astronomer Smart; Time taken by earth to orbit the sun: (5th century)365.258756484 days.
• Budhayana first calculated the value of pi, and he explained the concept of what is known as the Pythagorean Theorem. He discovered this in the 6th century long before the European mathematicians
• Algebra, trigonometry and calculus came from India; Quadratic equations were by Sridharacharya in the 11th century ; The largest numbers the Greeks and the Romans used were 10 6(10 to the power of 6) whereas Hindus used numbers as big as 1053(10 to the power of 53) with specific names as early as 5000 BCE during the Vedic period. Even today, the largest used number is Tera 1012(10 to the power of 12).
• According to the Gemological Institute of America, up until 1896, India was the only source for diamonds to the world.
• USA based IEEE has proved what has been a century-old suspicion in the world scientific community that the pioneer of Wireless communication was Prof. Jagdeesh Bose and not Marconi.
• The earliest reservoir and dam for irrigation was built in Saurashtra.
• According to Saka King Rudradaman I of 150 CE a beautiful lake called 'Sudarshana' was constructed on the hills of Raivataka during Chandragupta Maurya's time.
• Chess (Shataranja or AshtaPada) was invented in India.
• Sushruta is the father of surgery. 2600 years ago he and health scientists of his time conducted complicated surgeries like cesareans, cataract, artificial limbs, fractures, urinary stones and even plastic surgery and brain surgery. Usage of anesthesia was well known in ancient India. Over 125 different surgical equipment was used. Deep knowledge of anatomy, physiology, etiology, embryology, digestion, metabolism, genetics and immunity is also found in many texts.
• When many cultures were only nomadic forest dwellers over 5000 years ago, Indians established Harappan culture in Sindhu Valley (Indus Valley Civilization).
• The place value system, the decimal system was developed in India in 100 BC.

• Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.
• Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
• The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood plasma.
• No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.
• Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.
• You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.
• Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty years of age or older.
• The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.
• The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.
• A Boeing 747s wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's first flight.
• American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating 1 olive from each salad served in first-class.
• Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
• Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
• The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.
• Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.
• The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.
• Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.
• Marilyn Monroe had six toes.
• All US Presidents have worn glasses. Some just didn't like being seen wearing them in public.
• Walt Disney was afraid of mice.
• Pearls melt in vinegar.
• Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
• The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
• It is possible to lead a cow upstairs, but not downstairs.
• A duck's quack doesn't echo and no one knows why.
• The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days when the engines were pulled by horses.
• The horses were stabled on the ground floor and figured out how to walk up straight staircases.
• Richard Millhouse Nixon was the first US president whose name contains all the letters from the word criminal." The second was William Jefferson Clinton.
• Turtles can breathe through their backsides.
• Butterflies taste with their feet.
• In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined.
• On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.
• On average people fear spiders more than they do death.
• Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.
• Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
• Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
• Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
• It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow.
• The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.
• A snail can sleep for three years.
• No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH."
• Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.
• Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing. SCARY!!!
• The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
• All polar bears are left-handed.
• In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes.
• An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
• TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
• "Go," is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
• If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall. Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.
• A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
• The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

I wished life was like a computer such that--

• If you messed up your life, you could press "Alt, Ctrl, Delete" and start all over!
• To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"!
• If you needed a break from life, click on "suspend".
• Hit "any key" to continue life when ready.
• To get even with the neighbors, turn up the sound blaster.
• To "add/remove" someone in your life, click settings and control panel.
• To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings.
• If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers.
• When you lose your car keys, click on "find".
• "Help" with the chores is just a click away.
• You'd use your diskette to recover from a crash.
• We could click on "send" and the kids would go to bed immediately.
• To feel like a new person, click on "refresh".
• Click on "close" to shut up the kids and spouse.
• To undo a mistake, click on "back".
• Is your wardrobe getting old? Click "update".
• If you don't like cleaning the litter box, click on "delete".

how can u successfully shoot a woman's head and a man's dick with only one bullet at same time?

• Does your name begin with: A -You are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action. You mean business.With you, what you see is what you get. You have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure, and subtly enticing.You are an up-front person. You often don't get hints & you ever pass any. Your mate's physical attractiveness is important to you. You find the chase and challenge of the "hunt" invigorating. You are passionate, as well as being much more adventurous than you appear; however, you do not go around advertising these qualities.your physical needs are your primary concern. You tend to be very selfish, & not very emotional. You and your needs matter most. Others & their feelings come second. Your choices aren't very good & can only lead to trouble. You are very self satisfied & egoistic.
• Does your name begin with: B - you give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being romanced, wined, and dined. You are very happy to receive gifts as an expression of the affection of your lover. You want to be pampered and know how to pamper your mate. You are private in your expression of endearments, and particular when it comes to love. You will hold off until everything meets with your approval. You can control your appetite & feelings. You require new sensations and experiences. You are willing to experiment.
• Does your name begin with: C -You are a very social individual, and it is important to you to have a relationship. You require closeness and togetherness. You want the object of your affection to be socially acceptable and good-looking. You see your lover as a friend and companion. You are very sensual, needing someone to appreciate and almost worship you. When this cannot be achieved, you have the ability to hold out on affection until you receive this,
• Does your name begin with: D -Once you get it into your head that you want someone, you move full steam ahead in yoursuit. You do not give up your quest easily. You are nurturing and caring. If someone has a problem, this turns you on. You are highly passionate, loyal, and intense in your involvement's, sometimes possessive and jealous. You are very sharp & talented often with a sense of humor. When people bother to look deep inside they cannot resist what they see. You are stimulated by the eccentric and unusual, having a free and open attitude. You get jealous of other people and lose your temper.
• Does your name begin with: E -Your greatest need is to talk. If your date is not a good listener, you have trouble relating. A person must be intellectually stimulating or you are not interested sexually.You need a friend for a lover and a companion,  You hate disharmony and disruption, but you do enjoy a good argument once in a while-it seems to stir things up.You flirt a lot, for the challenge is more important. But once you give your heart away, you are uncompromisingly loyal. You will fall asleep with a good book. sometimes,in fact, you prefer a good book to a lover)
• Does your name begin with: F -You are idealistic and romantic, putting your lover on a pedestal. You look for the very best mate you can find. You are a flirt, yet once committed, you are very loyal. You are sensuous and privately passionate. Publicly, you can be showy, extravagant, and gallant. You are a born romantic. Dramatic love scenes are a favorites fantasy past time. You can be a very generous lover.
• Does your name begin with: G -You are fastidious, seeking perfection within yourself and your lover. You respond to a lover who is your intellectual equal or superior, and one who can enhance your status.You are sensuous and know how to reach the peak of stimulation, because you work at it meticulously. You can be extremely active-never tiring out. Your duties and responsibilities take precedence over everything else. You may have difficulty getting emotionally close to people.
• Does your name begin with: H -You seek a mate who can enhance your zest for life ,fun & everything you seek for. You will be very generous to your lover once you have attained a commitment.You are very affectionate & very strong. Your gifts are actually an investment in your partner. Before the commitment, though, you tend to be very careful with your every move and equally cautious in your involvement's often as you believe that you have to look out for yourself. You are a sensual and patient lover. You will hold off till everything meets your full approval. You are a perfectionist, hard to satisfy and strong in your beliefs. Not influentuable, you always stand your ground. People can always count on you to stand by them in a crisis. You are a dreamer w/ a passion for life.
• Does your name begin with: I -You have a great need to be loved, appreciated,  even worshipped. You enjoy luxury, sensuality, and pleasures of the flesh.You like necking spend hours just touching , feeling & exploring.You look for lovers who know what they are doing. You are not interested in an amateur, unless that amateur wants a tutor. You are fussy and exacting about having your desires satisfied. You are willing to experiment and try new modes of expression. You bore easily and thus require adventure and change.Your commitments don't last very long & you often tend to stray. Loyalty is not one of your strong points. You are more sensual than sexual, but you are sometimes downright lustful.
• Does your name begin with: J -You are blessed with a great deal of physical energy. When used for a good cause there is nothing to stop you, except maybe that they aren't always used for the good. (you could danced all night.) You respond to the thrill of the chase and the challenge of the mating game. You can carry on great romances in your head. At heart you are a roamer and need to set out on your own every so often. You will carry on long-distance relationships with ease. You are idealistic and need to believe in love. You have a need to be nurtured deep within.
• Does your name begin with: K -You are secretive, self-contained. You are very sexy, sensual, and passionate, but you do not let on to this. Only in intimate privacy will this part of your nature reveal itself. When it gets down to the nitty-gritty, you are an expert. You know all the little tricks of the trade, can play any role or any game, and take your love life very seriously. You don't fool around. You have the patience to wait for the right person to come along. You are kind nature & sweet, which is found to be attractive by many. You are a good friend.
• Does your name begin with: L -You can be very romantic, attached to the glamour of love. Having a partner is of paramount importance to you. You are free in your expression of love and are willing to take chances, try new sexual experiences and partners, provided it's all in good taste. Brains turn you on. You must feel that your partner is intellectually stimulating, otherwise you will find it difficult to sustain the relationship. You require loving, cuddling, wining, and dining to know that you're being appreciate.
• Does your name begin with: M -You are emotional and intense. When involved in a relationship, you throw your entire being into it. Nothing stops you; there are no holds barred. You are all-consuming and rave someone who is equally passionate and intense. You believe in total freedom. You are willing to try anything and everything. Your supply of energy is inexhaustible. You have the patience to wait for the right person to come along You also enjoy mothering your mate. You are very generous & giving, often selfless. You are a good friend. You are very imaginative.
• Does your name begin with: N -You may appear innocent, unassuming and shy; but we know that appearances can lie. When it comes to sex, you are no novice but something of a skilled technician. You can easily go to extremes, though, running the gamut from insatiability to boredom with the whole idea of love. You can be highly critical of you mate,seeking perfection in both of you. It is not easy to find someone who can meet your standards. You have difficulty expressing emotions and drawing close to lovers. You are often selfish, thinking you are always right no matter what. You never give in. Winning is your prime desire- at any cost. You often forget friends and family and you live for the moment.
• Does your name begin with: O -You are very interested in fun activities yet secretive and shy about your desires. You can re-channel much of your energy into making money and/or seeking we. You can easily have extended periods of celibacy. You are a passionate, compassionate lover, requiring the same qualities from your mate. Love is serious business; thus you demand intensity, diversity, and is willing to try anything or anyone.Sometimes your passions turn to possessiveness, which must be kept in check.
• Does your name begin with: P -You are very conscious of social proprieties. you wouldn't think of doing anything that might harm your image or reputation. Appearances count. Therefore, you require a good-looking partner. You also require an intelligent partner. Oddly enough, you may view your partner as your enemy, a good fight stimulates those vibes. You are relatively free of hang-ups.You are willing to experiment and try new ways of doing things. You are very social and sensual;you enjoy flirting and need a good deal of physical gratification.
• Does your name begin with: Q -You require constant activity and stimulation. You have tremendous physical energy. It is not easy for a partner to keep up with you.You are an enthusiastic lover and tend to be attracted to people because of their ethnic groups. You need romance, hearts and flowers, and lots of conversation to turn you on and keep you going.
• Does your name begin with: R -You are a no-nonsense, action-oriented individual. You need someone who can keep pace with you and who is your intellectual equal- the smarter the better. You are turned on more quickly by a great mind than by a great body. However, physical attractiveness is very important to you. You have to be proved to be worthy for a partner. You are privately very sexy, but you do not show this outwardly. you can be a very demanding playmate.
• Does your name begin with: S - For you, it is pleasure before business. You can be romantically idealistic to a fault and is capable of much sensuality. But you never loose control of your emotions. Once you make the commitment you stick like glue. You could get jealous and possessive. You tend to be very selfish often regarding yourself as the only human being on the planet,  You like being the centre of attention. You are very caring sensitive, private & sometimes very passive. Turned on by soft lights, romantic thoughts.When it gets down to the nitty-gritty, you are an expert. You know all the little tricks of the trade,can play any role,or any game, and take your love life very seriously. You don't fool around. You have the patience to wait for the right person to come along. You are very generous & giving, often selfless. You are kind nature & sweet, which is found to be attractive by many. You are a good friend.
• Does your name begin with: T - You are very sensitive, private & sometimes very passive. You like someone who takes the lead. You get turned on by music, soft lights & romantic thoughts. You fantasize& tend to fall in & out of love soon. When in love you are romantic, idealistic, mushy & extremely. You enjoy having your senses & your feelings stimulated, titillated & teased. You are a great flirt. You can make your relationships fit your dreams, all in your own head.Once you put your mind to something you manage to stand by it and see your dreams through.You aren't very good at expressing your feelings. You like things your own way. You do not like change, you like to hold on to things. This may not always be good because if given an opportunity things may develop into great things. you work your way to the top. Attention must be given to what others say because even though you don't want to hear it their advice may turn out to save your life.
• Does your name begin with: U - You are enthusiastic & at your happiest when in love. When not in love your in love w/ love a/ways looking for someone to adore. You see romance as challenge. You are a roamer & needs adventure, excitement & freedom. You enjoy giving gifts & looking good. You are willing to put others feelings above yours.
• Does your name begin with: V - You are individualistic & you need freedom, space & excitement. You wait till you know someone well before committing yourself. Knowing someone means psyching her/him out. You feel a need to get into his/her head to see what makes him tick. You are attracted to eccentric types. You believe that age is no barrier.You are good at responding to danger, fear & suspense.
• Does your name begin with: W -You are very proud, determined & refuses to take no for an answer when it come to love. Your ego is at stake all the time. You are romantic,idealistic, often in love with love itself, not seeing your partner for who she or he really is. You feel deeply about love & tends to throw all of yourself into a relationship. Nothing is too good for your lover. You like playing love games.
• Does your name begin with: X -You need constant stimulation because you get bored quickly. You can handle more than 1 relationship at a time with ease. You can't shut off your mind. You can do 2 things at once. You are very talented.
• Does your name begin with: Y- You are sensual & very independent. If you can't have it your way, you will forget the whole thing. You want to control your relationships which doesn't work out too well. you respond to physical stimulation. However if you can make money you will give up the pleasures of the flesh for the moment. You have a need to prove yourself the best. You want feedback on your performance. You are open, stimulating & romantic.
• Does your name begin with: Z - You are very romantic but show feels that to love means to suffer. You wind up serving your mate & attracting people who have unusual trouble. You see yourself as a lover's saviour.

This is one of the strangest things you would have ever encountered.
Left brain, right brain.
While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.
Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand.
Your foot will change direction and there's nothing you can do about it.
This WILL drive you crazy!!!

and why not the sun?

will nija eva settle for peace?

yes




eva regreted knwing a boy/girl?

hhmmmmmmmm!

do i knw?

sisimose:
lol

men i less than 5 days online and i have be banned twice. na waooooooo

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