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PaulkillermanAg:
. U whe no dey fork, I Don see na... Jesus on earth ...h. so how I go use transfer the thing give u na?

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Brosss, you mean am abi na joke you just dey joke?

Hmmmmm, every body is coming out with their own picture movie, any way its good.
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PaulkillermanAg:
u Don ask your nigga before him no give You? Nawa to you bros...

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Brossss abeg, just 1k, hunger one wire your boy die abeg, if say you give me just 1k out of that 20k now i for nor suffer this suffer when i go through this past few weeks now. Abeg make them through only 1k for me abegggggg.

PaulKillerman:
Yes it is Paul Killerman again, the Ashawao champion.....

So yes, I have another story as usual, this time, still to reiterate and reaffirm my stand point that girls are all bitches who deserved to be forked like the hoes they are are discarded when you tired, being all lovey dovey, for a guy is foolishness....

So this time around, I was chilling at one of the joint around my area when I sighted a couple, a sweet chick (my spec) holding hand and all loved up with a nigga , with their hugging n all, no one need tell u they are coupled ..... so in my adventurous and observatory manner, I calmed down keenly observing, and I let it fly...
Incidentally I saw that same chick, a couple of days later, at my joint, and I asked a waiter to tap her for me, eventually she came and we got talking, after the initial chickful behaviour , I asked her for us to lodge , she resisted, then I made her a good cash offer, immediately I started seeing glimmers of smile... so we lodged for the night.....
I quickly took some portion of my vega 100, and embarked on the missionary position (sorry, journey rather) my brother I forked this girl like mad, she was just moaning want deaf my ear.... After the first round, I then asked her of her BF, she denied, I insisted and describe the guy I saw the day I first saw her, she was so Shocked! ! ! And I reassured her I didn't know her guy and there was no ties, that I was only observing them from my vantage point, as that is my joint and I was good at obbserving.... so she calmed down and we continued our gist and she told me about the guy, they have been together for about a year and six months and all the foolish and seem less love stories.... I smiled and felt like a God I felt so cool....

I then asked her, if she's the adventurous type, she nodded in the affirmative, then I told her ill like an adventure , told her what I wanted, she refused vehemently , but after much persuasion and luring with incentives, she gave in (persistence is the key to a woman's brain) ....
My people an so we start..... I made her call her BF while I was blasting her furiously , my people, I was seriously firing the girl, while they were gisting, she tried hiding the moans and all , but that was giving me more hard on, and I was going in deep....
May people, (u know Everly u no fit hide am finish) the BF had to ask why she was sounding somehow, she quickly replied "babe I went out to buy something, and I'm walking back home" I want burst laugh my niggeez , I just gets hold myself, cos I was enjoying the playyout ...

My people, and brothers in this business, na so the thing use go ooh, I finally dash the chick 20k , (she was happy) , while I was super happy .... I have further reasserted my stance , that chicks are only instrument for fucking , nothing more..... just fork them and pay them...

For the niggaz acting lover boy, na you sabbi, I go still catch your woman, fork am well well, tell am to call you (just know say when she answer you , "I'm walking down the road" Paul killerman is actually on the other side "walking down that road with her"

For your own good, u better behave and be like Paul Killerman , treat these bitches like who they are.... as for my awon brothers, abbeg make una try this my kind of parole, E dey sweet die, ull feel like you are on top of the world....



E be like right now sef, only chick when get BF I go dey find.... choi! ! E sweet no be small

I'm paulkillerman and I'm just making common sense....

I salute una my people.....heheheheheheheheheheh

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Na wetin man do man, why would you waste such huge amount on a woman N20,000 just like that, when hunger one finish your fellow man, if i ask you to give me just one K now, you will refuse... Smh

999,000,000,000,000 me, all those saying this is them are fucking crazy, this is just meeeeeeeeee.

Op you too much... I love this.

Lurdraf:
The thunder wey go fire these ministers dey warm up

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The bugeted money for the renovation of aso rock if it should be divided by 20million, then each minister will be left with nothing less than 500M each.

Smh

dumo1:
please go for eye refraction, it's high time you started using spectacles cos old age is catching up fast with you.

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Man i have eyes and i can see very clearly, the groom is no where near average, talk more of calling him handsome... Smh
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Its not that am jealous of him, but am just stating the obvious.

dumo1:
If there is another meaning to the English word Handsome and beautiful..... Peeps look no further because this amazing couple is the main definition of both words.

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Rubbish-
the bride is beautiful - Agreed
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But the groom handsome? - no way, i disagree with you 100%

Mumu... Na now you eye dey clear... Mtchewwwww

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bettercreature:
Like the popularity of GEJ droped in the SS/SE abi?You better forget it if Buhari kill all of us today he'd still win 2019 election beside to be Nigerias president you must have the support of the northern and south western people
Those SS/SE have never have a say in Nigerias politics and it will always be so as they were exposed during the 2015 election when they gave 95% of their vote to GEJ,no election can ever be worse than that

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SW does not have a say in Nigerian politics, the north its just covering them, if SS+SE+SW gave jonathan 95 and even 98% of their votes, its still no match for the north, the north will still take it all, and again i believed the population in Kano, Kaduna and Katsina states alone, is more than the six SW states combined.
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Quote me if am wrong.

prisiluv:
If uduaghan returns all the money he stole,nigeria's current financial state,will improve. believe me! Just lock him up without probe or trial and throw the keys into ethiope river! Ibori-uduaghan-okowa..SMH

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Gbammmmmm, if you combined all the money some governors stole. Its now up to what uduaghan stole alone. Uduaghan is a very pathetic thife.
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He should be jailed for life.

Big head... Lol