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ALHAJIJUJU:
You are not afraid to insult Alhaji?

Dont you know that Alhaji has powers from the sea and the air and from the dwarfs of the forest?
The verily wicked dwarfs who serve great dwarf with long ears and long tail and deep holes in ground?

We give you the chance to apologize.

Shut up abeg. Go back to ur coven and ask bout me. U will understand. My powers are greater and larger than urs. Go and find out boy

Classickj:
Please can someone explain this to me

What this the meaning of the13min (3. Km) blue and 71min ( 44.9 ) lemon color

Blue is time and distance it will take to get to PU point from where u presently r n lemon is same parameters but now from PU to DO point.

U will cover 3km in 13mins to go pick up riders after which 44.9km in 71mins to arrive at riders destination

ALHAJIJUJU:
Repeat after me: Alhaji has the Mat and Slippers.

Are you ready to come to Alhaji?

Resolution of all problems.

Magic biro and handkerchief.

Spend money and it returns to your account immediately.

Commanding tone medicine.

All these and more.

Madt man

frog12:
just excuses because PO departure dey pain them

But he has some points sha. Obi is from my state by dino had some points

Eazilyfe:
Which one be Fulfilling destiny?

Omo, every mallam with hin kettle

U know naaa. As Dem they talk.. "he came Tru the hole and he departs Tru d hole"....

Really every mallam with em kettle.

Eazilyfe:
Its just sad, some of these Dispatch riders are more reckless than aboki bikers. Speeding, one way, overtaking in narrow places, some even brush your car and side mirrors.

I almost brush one on the culvert when i was about to turn into Parkview ikoyi yesterday. I don trafficate 200Metres away u still wan overtake me for that narrow space

Bro this dispatch riders are so rough. Dey drive like they have spare lives and when u try n earn them dey rubbish u. Any small space dey believe dey will pass.

taxiappguy:
As na original story, na to turn am to book.

Nothing new here mate just to note that women can be wicked. D way she said it I would know she deliberately wanted to run down d guy and d funny thing she was doing it knowing fully well I would hear her and the guy response. Mehn I never see d way person voice go start dey high den begin dey low gradually like Dem use remote, u can tell d guy has very disappointed and embarrassed. Like I'm sure he will now go and charter different things to impress her next match that's if he hasn't been trying so he will up d antic and guess what .....

That's how people die fulfilling destiny

Funny some driver work hard very hard only to pay holes. And some are wondering y it seems like them pockets have holes

Guys pls this is an original story. Just like 5mins ago. I was in Front of my crib. Just chilling drinking a cool bottle of trophy having just returned from work and trying to check out trips for this night. Na so i hear lady wey dey waka come my direction dey make call I dey hear guy voice but no dey make out wetin em dey talk.

Omo as d girl dey walk come i just hear am say "but u r a 2 mins man naaw, ******* no allow god punish u ooo" I didn't hear d other parts but d way d guy voice went numb on d phone like Dem reduce television volume .

D funny part d way d vibes dey read baba dey spend better money on d girl.

Mehn guys no kill urself ooo. The hole can't never be filled

Shimmaa:
If them block me, na their problem be that. I don't really care.

Very proud anyhow app

TUBLEZ:
Lol 😂

if is not that big make em carry am for head na as d distance no far

capetownboyz:
Bolts keeps beating down my acceptance rate cause of some far trips out of my radius I refused to pick not it seems so deliberate,taking one points for every ignored trip ..points I worked so hard before just get taken away so easily by them ..This apps think we are slaves to their business or what ..pffft

Bolt is notorious for that very annoying app. Expects u to take every useless trip thrown ur way. Well Dem don block permanently. Good luck to their business

Eazilyfe:
People will always see AC as part of the service when they order rides regardless of the category.

That y educating Dem is key. I do always. Iz okay for them to see it like that, iz my civic duty to make then unsee it bro. Iz the truth even d app companies categorized it for a reason.

taxiappguy:
Guys please what are you doing to adjust in these dangerous times. I only just started not using AC for Bolt riders, unless Comfort before I on AC. Is anyone renegotiating prices? Because as it is I don tire, my car don spoil I come dey find money to repair am like say no be money wey I make from bolt I suppose use.

Bolt clearly makes provision for that. I mean using AC or not. By their clearly stated categories. Dey won't frown if a rider complains of AC in regular bolt but renegotiating fares can get u blocked.

Indrive no send anybody. Na u and rider go sort una sef

Better days ahead Chief

Parachoko:
I don't know about what you're talking about

Ok

Beautiful masterpiece by the late Gazzuz God rest your soul. Hmmm. Omo some people will need get it sha. Hahahahaha

Parachoko:
Stop ranting and tell Nairalanders why Oluremi Tinubu should be removed

What crime did she commit?

But did he lie that yahoo men and fraudulent folks are pastors in rccg .

As in did he lie?

Godspowerpro:
A friend of mine wants to move his belongings from his selfcon at Ajah on the island to Iju Ishaga on the mainland, that's a good start

From Ajah to Ishaga. Two extremes

Eazilyfe:
One Kumuyi na Holyman of God, see wetin the other Kumuyi dey do

Noooo haaa this Kumuyi na real badt guy ooo. Nothing concern am and d other kumuyi . Em come fresh join .

Kumuyiii:
I don stop recently, couldn't care less honestly, if edon bad, I go raise am myself with my other phone, order rides below 1500, end and rate, commit 3 days to it, shikina, I'll no longer be a slave of no rider, you do anyhow, you see anyhow, end of.

Sharp

cyif2003:
Y una dey bother for indrive rating?

No body send Dem for here boss. We just dey relate experiences.

My rate dey drop reach 4 stars sometimes. But after few trips e go rise again like agege bread

TUBLEZ:
Yes boss if u or the passenger canceled , u or the passenger can still rate each other lol 😂

I went to observe what u said. It's true.

U can still go on d order history and rate even wen cancelled.

Indrive ehhh

Eazilyfe:
Abeg who know the least year/model of Car wey Uber dey collect?

Be like 2001 or 2002

TUBLEZ:
on indrive they can, as a driver too u can rate a cancelled ride.. I took the 4K because I already cancelled the ride atleast I won’t be paying commission on it compare to the 3700 which I will still pay commission

Ok I see. So passenger fit still rate u for indrive even wen u cancel. Nawa oo

TUBLEZ:
this riders are evil bro, I told this guy point blank that i accepted the ride my mistake that the price is poor for me and I already cancel the ride , he called to beg me to come pick him that he wil round up the money from 3700 to 4K and he went to drop bad review on me because of 300 naira 😂

If u canceled how did he rate it?

Kumuyiii:
Becus say i dey warn these mumu drivers of taking low fare trips.... Tor

pele

Eazilyfe:
Life in Danger because of no AC indeed

As in bro I weak. After a while I just leave am make she dey rant she too come stop to dey rant . Even after I educate am about premium and regular. Even tell am say for plane shebi Dem get regular and premium ticket same plane ooo .

Women ehhhh. Devil's and angels. They bless and curse

Muhammadson2020:
Are you the killer Uber driver they are looking for in IJEGUN. ? . There is one 5 million bounty on his head

. Now u know. Bro make we collect am share d money . 50 50

Glithronix:
As much as I prefer taking female riders, some of them are so rood and unreasonable.
Earlier this month, I picked one from Ketu side going to Surulere, when I drove reach Alapere side, I confirmed her destination area to her that it's Surulere, she said no ooh, that the address she put was Egbeda.
Na there I know say me and her go get problem.
I parked and told her to book another ride that I had no intention going to that Egbeda axis.
She was reluctant and said how would she now start booking another ride from here.
But based on say she was my first ride of the day, I billed her extra based on distance and timing differences, she even priced it down, I just accepted make she no use bad spirit start the day for me.
Took her to the destination in Egbeda and she paid.
Few moments later, Indrive sent me warning notification (1st time ever) of requesting for extra payment from rider. My driver star dropped immediately.
I knew it was her handwork, na so I went straight to her ride request on my list and reported her with 1 star.
Make two of us share the grace.


Much respect, baba.

Omo that ur last statement very petty but i love it . Na so me sef dey do. I go trace d ride wey no rate me so I reply in kind abi.

Na so one rate me low say her life was in danger cause I refuse to put on AC on ur shitty price. Me wey no send

DEGREE2466:
I carried four ladies from Surulere to Akoka. While in the car, they were discussing about men. How men are grapist, and all manner of b@d things about men. While they were talking, I did like I was not in the car with them.

With the way they were shouting, you'll know obviously that they wanted to get my attention to talk but I ignored them.

At some point, one of the ladies tapped me so hard at the back asking if I'm offended with their discussion but I said no and kept mum again.

It seems they got pained by my silence. At the end of the trip, they rated me 1 star and reported my account.

Hell has no fury like frustrated old Nigeria women.

Na man u be

Eazilyfe:
I told a rider yesterday when he entered and immediately request for AC. You saw SELECT option on Uber which says comfortable cars you no order u con pick Uber X the lowest. I told him Point black "BRO AC IS NOT PART OF MY SERVICE, IF YOU NEED PREMIUM SERVICE YOU WOULD HAVE PICKED UBER SELECT"

All foreigners and Big men & Women i have picked use Uber SELECT

Truth is very bitter. I dey steady educate Dem EVERYONE dey conform now. I was doing this with indrive but I will begin with Uber going forward.

my car my rules and iz been working for me 💯.

If u want premium pay extra simple