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6. People who 'compete' with themselves ONLINE. . .CLAIMING THEY HAVE THIS AND THAT WITHOUT PROOF!
Awon . . . "Married to and impregnated by THE ONE AND ONLY HOLY GHOST"!

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Arrrrrrrrgh, the boyfriend calleth!
What a fantastic time we had in LONDON!

WOE IS MOI!!!!
The NAIRALAND TEHN CRIPPLES HAVE RESURRECTED!!! Nne na Nna LAZARUS ndewo nu o!!!!

Why can't I find some love on NL like I
FOUND 2 on NVS huh?
I must go back dia.
At least I found 2 dudes that moaned all night like KING KONG PLUS TARZAN IN THE JONGO combined.

Uuuuuhm SOFT BREAZZZZZSSSSTTTTTSSSS!!!
Uuuuuhm JUICY Puuuuuzzzzzy!!!!

pweetymama: @jellitah,my hubby will neva hit a woman.

You already told me what I need to know. When an OP jumps out to address others on PAGE 1, it means it is a desperado-thread.

Nice to know that you ALREADY can predict your husband's temperament down the road from less than the first 2 years of marriage.

Well, since you have such a gift, you should have been able to decode the meaning of your exchanges without coming to NL abi?

Thanks for your time.

TIME FOR SUPERBOWL 47!!! Later NL. . . . . . See ya soon. Warmest regards to Pyguru!

Next please.

*sighs*
Only one year and you are complaining of such a triviality.
No wonder no barry wanno h-answer ya thread.
Wait till the man begin call you 'ashawo'!
Mu he he he he he

Errrrrrrrrrrrrrm. . . when you have received ya fOrst slap. . . please return.

Y'awl just warming up for 'spring' training in marriage.

Sheeeeeeeeeeeesh!

ONLY A SUCCESSFUL MARRIAGE. . .WITHOUT THE FAILURES OF DIVORCE. . . is an accomplishment.
Did you hear me mention love, peace and happiness?
I don tok my own!

Truth be told. . . you are DECEIVED by the world. . . it is a covenant. When you get in. . . YOU REALIZE IT IS A CONTRACT without terms!

As children. . . MANY of us felt that way. . .because we were nor allowed to do as we wished.

TORY TORY. . .TORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRY!!! E badu belle and e jolosi. . . NOR QUENCH O!


I remember one time when one of my sibling decided we should all run away and abandon my dad because he was "too strict". We voted 3-1 not to. The only one that succeeded in getting past the house was HOUNDED DOWN by my darling mom. . . AND BUNDLED BACK IN SEVERALL PIECES! No. . .I was not the one o! Arggggggggggggggh. . . I did not have such GUTS! And I ain't telling which one did. WE STILL LAUGH TO PISSES till this day. MY DAD did NOT find it funny. . . !




PAPA CAME BACK FROM WORK AND YOURS TRULY DISAPPEARED FROM THE HOUSE WITH BAG AND BAGGAGE! He asked us? WHERE IS 'ASSSHIEDUN'?. . . his nick-name for the culprit. . . We looked at him with tears in our eyes and said. . .'RAN AWAY'!
He shouted! WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAT? TO WHERE?. . . .luckily. . .she-he was just down the street with my mom! She-He? was not gone for more than 6 hours!

Both housmaid o. . .children o. . . suffered the consequences of his WRATH! Serious dress down. No koboko this time. THE TENSE DRAMATIC SITUATION WAS ENOUGH TRAUMA!

The good old days I tellya. . . so much fun and laffs!

Well as an adult. . . THERE IS NOTHING IN THIS WORLD THAT WOULD HAVE MADE ME CHANGE MY PARENTS. . . .NOT THEN, NOT NOW. Especially, when I compare my life then and now to other children I grew up with. . .with CHEQUERED domestic situations.

NEVER!!!! EVEN IF I HAD THE CHOICE THE WILL AND THE POWER!!!
I LOVE YOU MOMMY!
I LOVE YOU DADDY!

WE DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY KAMPKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! ALL COMPLETE!!!

ALL GRADUATES AND SETTLED!
No teif. . .no ritualist. . . no disease. . . .AMEN!!!!