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IT IS HER OFFICE. . .YOU ARE 'THE GUEST' AND SHE HAS THE RIGHT TO DO AS SHE PLEASES IN IT. As long as she does not violate company policies. Just like asking why people should display pictures of their families in their homes? Shioooooooooooooooor!!!

Our locker room is full of family pictures o! If you garrrit and you are proud of what you gat. . .why not!
Christmas cards nko. . . NA COMPETITION. NO E BADU BELLE OR E JOLOSI. . . .Everyone just looks and troways face. . .UNLIKE MOST REEETARDED ENVIOUS NIGERIANS. What da phock ammo do with another person's funky family fotos? JUJU OR WHAT? Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeew! Abeg, if you fine or wor-wor. . .BLAME YA GOD!

Nothing wrong! It is just a medium of expression and to show what you have to go home to. . . YOUR COMFORT FOOD! I dey display my own well well o!

HAVE YOU ENTERED ANY DOCTOR'S OR SOCIAL WORKERS OFFICE LATELY. . . ? HMMM!NA DEGREES AND PICTURE ALBUMS FULL FOR WALL JAGBRATA! Who am I to complain? IT IS NOT MY GADDDEM OFFICE!

Shikena!

NnekaGirl: Polyamourous (I hope I got it right)what does that even mean? It's just so wrong on so many levels,Open mariage is for cowards(no offence).I understand there is nothing left in the mariage that's why you go looking outside. Why not just get a divorce? I am not judging anybody who chooses to do so but it's just. ..I don't even know what to say. ..I thought these things only exist in movies and fantasy, I guess I was wrong

I have defined the terms for you. I can neither READ, PROCESS, DIGEST NOR COMPREHEND them for you. You may seek the necessary help somewhere else! Even if I were MOSES, I have absolutely no interest in going to the promise-land or parting the RED-SEA. Not even if GOD commanded moi. I hope you are intelligent enough to find out where you belong in this statement? All the best! I don't do porous, MADE-IN-NIGERIA BRICK-WALLS!

NnekaGirl: what happens the day he decides to leave you for his girlfriend and you for your boyfriend? Why get married in the first place if you are going to leave as an adulterous(no offence).I can understand polygamy but polyamourous

Off topic.

Thanks OP. You have inspired moi this blessed S I N DAY Morrrrriing.

Time for my own thread.

Successful open marriages. I shall drink to them for ever. They inspired moi!

Back to topic!
This is BLAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAY!
THE ONLY MODERATOR OR SUPER MODERATOR OF THIS THREAD!

NAIRALAND FOR EVER JARE!
You ban. . .I come back. REASONS: JUST TO KEEP TEACHING YOU A LESSON. . .THAT YOUR LAME EXCUSES FOR BANNING ARE DISINGENIOUS. . . .NOT TO MENTION ILLEGITIMATE. YOU CAN BAN ALL YOU WANT O. . . AND I CAN KEEP COMING BACK. . . UNLESS YOU CAN BAN ALL THE ISPS OF KINKOS, BOOKS A MILLION, STARBUCKS. . . .EVEN MY LOCAL HAIR BRAIDERS GET FREE WIFIS!

I AM AN AMERICAN. . . AND I DO NOT CATER TO TERRORISTS. . .ON OR OFFLINE. THE BEST MEDICINE FOR YOU. . .IS TO KEEP LETTING YOU KNOW. . .I AM ALIVE AND WELL! WHILE YOU STILL CAN'T DO SHYTE!

Oh. . . by the way. . .NVS chop SHYTE! DEWDROPS HAS RELOCATED [size=20pt]PERMANENTLY[/size] TO NL. . . AND PLANS TO DIE HERE!!!! PLEASE MAKE MY HANDLE A GUEST. . .FOR WE HAVE NOTHING TO OFFER EACH OTHER.

I NOR GET TIME FOR 3 THREADS WITH 10 RECYCLED POSTERS IN 24HOURS. . . NOTHING TO OFFER!
I'd rather deal with 1 Million recycled polymonikering 'andles. . . than just 3! MU CHE CHE CHE CHE CHE CHE

Abeg. . . no barry should 'jolos' my swag. . . .! I don't care to know you on or offline. . .FRANKLY, YOU AIN'T QUALIFIED TO ROLL WITH MOI.

The reason I don't do FACEBOOK OR CHAT ROOMS FROM FAILED DESPERADO BLOGGERS!

If I need a daaaaaaaaaaaaamn gooooooooooooood phock mate. . . it ain't one from an ONLINE SEWER! Been there, done that! THEY SUCK EVEN WORSE THAN ROTTEN, SUN-DRIED TOMATOS OR PRUNES!!! I HAVE UP-GRADED TO OFFLINE SUGAR-DADDIES WITH TOO MUCH TIME TO MAKE MONEY ONLY. NOT THOSE WHO FEEL LIKE 'LOCAL ONLINE CHAMPIONS' BY ACCUMULATING 'LIKES-BUTTON' POINTS FROM FACELESS, POLYMONIKERING, REEETARDED LOCAL-BUSSHITO GERI-JUVVY-KIDS. . .. . .EVEN WITHOUT A FIRST COLLEGE GRADUATION PARRRY IN THE CIVILIZED ANY PART OF THE CIVILIZED WORLD!!!

My one kobo. . .[size=20pt]IT IS MY THREAD. . .AND I CAN DO AS I DAMN WELL PLEASE![/size]

For SOPHISTICATED LITERATES. . . OPEN MARRIAGES = POLYAMORY. NO CHEATING PARTNERS. . . EAT YA HEARTS OUT!
. . . .And I quote:

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/polyamory

poly·am·ory

\noun \ˌpä-lē-ˈa-mə-rē\

pluralpoly·am·ories

[size=20pt]Definition of POLYAMORY

: the state or practice of having more than one open romantic relationship at a time[/size]

— poly·am·or·ist noun

— poly·am·o·rous adjective

NOW, WHAT PART OF THIS DO DENSE NIGERIANS NOT UNDERSTAND?

First of all. . .an open marriage has nothing to do with infidelity. . . [size=20pt]THE HUSBAND HAS ALREADY INFORMED THE WIFE ABOUT HIS INTENTIONS[/size]. . .so only an ILLITERATE will call that infidelity. It is called POLYAMORY!

And I quote:

http://www.bing.com/search?q=infidelity+meaning&form=MSNH14&pq=infidelity+meaning&sc=3-18&sp=1&qs=AS&sk=

Definition of infidelity (n)

bing.com · Bing Dictionary

in·fi·del·i·ty

[ ìnfi déllətee ]

1.unfaithfulness: unfaithfulness or disloyalty, especially to a sexual partner
2.unfaithful act: an act of unfaithfulness or disloyalty, especially to a sexual partner
3.disbelief: absence of religious belief

Synonyms: unfaithfulness, faithlessness, disloyalty, betrayal, adultery, cheating, perfidy

Now, can all these attributes be said to relate with the concept of 'OPEN MARRIAGES'? I don't think so. . .

As I was saying OP. . . Marriage is what you make out of it. . . and there must BE A MEETING OF THE MINDS. Valentine's season is up again. Some choose to spend it with their spouses. . .others like moi. . . HELL NO! It has nothing to do with love or committment. . . I could think of a million other places I could possible be. . .just like he thinks. . . BUT WE TALK EVERY BLESSED DAY AND WE STILL HAVE GREAAAAAAAAAAAT SEX ONLY ONCE IN A BLUE MOON WITH LOTS OF ALCOHOL, when ever we PHOCK!

So here is how I plan to spend my VALENTINE'S WEEK. . . Having fun. . . with the BOYFRIEND INSTEAD!

NnekaGirl: Is your boyfriend married?

Yes he is. . .he has 7 children from 4 different women.
A STAUNCH CATHOLIC WHO FREQUENTLY VISITS BABALAWOS TOO!
HE IS AN AFRICAN MAN. . .A NIGERIAN MAN. . . So, what do you expect?
Any further questions?

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh. . . .THE BOYFRIEND CALLETH!

Nothing do discuss with the HUSBAND. . . .ONLY FILING TAXES AND WHAT WE GONNA DO WITH THE 'RETURNS'! Thank my H-AGNOSTIC GAAAAAAAAAAD I only worked ONE JOB LAST YEAR. . . and I still reached 6 figures! No more 2 jobs. Obama will need to find another way to make his money to feed all the 'baby mommas' and 'unproductive illegal ALIENS' in this my great USA.


Ahem! OP. . . you dey for dia?

She may find it hard to reason with him. . .but she needs to listen.

chelsea4su: hi nairaland my younger sister called yesterday and told me that his husband said they should start an open marriage,she later ask him why he wanted them to start ,[size=20pt]and that she hasn,t done anything wrong[/size] ,but the guy said [size=20pt]she shouldn,t worry that she still love her ,so he made examples of those who have started it ,and still love themselves like will smith & jada[/size] etc. she a bit confuse pls Nairaland help her out

No, she hasn't done anything wrong and needs to quit being insecure.
Marriage is one of the MOST BORING EMOTIONAL AND MENTAL INSTITUTES created by MAN AND WOMAN. . . .
If you do NOT find means of coping. . .YOU WILL RUN MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!
Do not be fooled by novices and 'SINGLES' typing hia and dia about what their JESUS OF NAZARETH NEVER EXPERIENCED OR COULD NOT ACCOMPLISH . . . .IN LIFE OR IN DEATH!

Dear OP. . . I am a perfect example of a very HAPPY OPEN MARRIAGE. . . .
E badu belle and e jolosi. . .NOR QUENCH O!
Tell her to trust him. . . he knows what he is doing.
These are my rules. . .and they are working fine!!!
To have a successfully open marriage, YOU NEED TO THINK LIKE A MAN AND ACT LIKE A MAN. . . don't let STEVE HARVEY fool ya. DO NOT ACT LIKE A LADY!

I stated it here:

https://www.nairaland.com/1181754/what-manner-husband

Jellitah: [b][size=20pt]Absolutely. . . but he is free to crawl, walk, run or fly at anytime. . . .JUST LIKE I AM!
I believe in OPEN-MARRIAGES!. . . . ABSOLUTE AND TOTAL PRIVACY AND FREEDOM. . . NO STRESS!!! [/size]

I don't have a husband that stays at home o! HE HAS VERRRRRY ACTIVE SOCIAL LIFE. . .OUTSIDE OF MINE AND VICE VERSA.

We only find it necessary to hook up in our old ages! I am looking forward to it! Till then. . . freeeeeeeeeedom ONLY.

[size=20pt]My formula for a successful marriage is a 10/10/10 rule.[/size]


THE FIRST 10 YEARS TOGETHER. . .IS THE FOUNDATION PROCESS. . . you are together because you just got married TO LOVE AND FIGHT, HAVE YOUR KIDS AND BUILD UP YOUR MATRIMONIAL RESERVES.

THE NEXT 10 YEARS TOGETHER. . . IS THE VALIDATION PROCESS. . .you don't need to be together ALL THE DAMN TIME!Dammit! FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TO MINGLE!!! YOU ARE BUILDING A FRIENDSHIP.

THE LAST 10 YEARS. . . IF YOU SURVIVE THE FIRST 20. . . IS THE CALCIFICATION PROCESS. THE MOST JOYOUS AND MOST FULFILLING. . . . NOW YOU KNOW FOR SURE WHY YOU ARE IN LOVE OR HATE!!!![/b]

"OPEN" Married life is sweeeeeeeeeeeet I tellya!
This is the time I live my life without HUSBAND AND CHILDREN WAHALA. I dey h-enjoy my life gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!!!

Don't ask me why I am booking a 'romantic air tour' over Miami with a Nigerian dude who is almost 60!


I just hope he does not shyte all over the damn 'copter! Naaaaaaaaaaaaah. . . the way he moves on the bed. . . NOT A CHANCE! Too physically-fit and agile for such an occurence.

https://images.reserve123.com/product/7033-3.jpg

https://images.reserve123.com/product/7033-2.jpg

https://images.reserve123.com/product/7033-1.jpg

PRICE TAG. . . .$400

FORGOT TO H-ADD THE MIAMI DUCK TOUR FOR MY OPEN MARRIAGE GET AWAY FOR VALENTINE'S WEEK!

This my new married hunk ehn? His pocket is bottomless. . .Too bad, I can't marry him. Never say never. It took 25 years of his persistence to get me to his bed. . . NEVER SAY NEVER. . . as the saying goes. Make we dey look! I am loving it so far!!!! My brothers are mortified!!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIsJW7eO_vo

LIKE IT TAKES A DIM-WIT TO FIGURE THIS OUT? 2 weeks was all I could handle on the damn thing. BORRRRRRRRRRRRRING IS AN UNDERSTATEMENT.

http://www.theatlanticwire.com/technology/2011/09/facebooks-newest-challenge-being-boring/42595/

[b]
[size=20pt]Facebook's Newest Problem: Being Boring
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Adam Clark Estes 35,553 ViewsSep 16, 2011


A new theory about the fate of Facebook is floating around the internet. Mike Elgan says it best:

[size=20pt]"Don't look now, but Facebook is quickly becoming the new Yahoo." And he doesn't mean that as a compliment. [/size]

The backlash comes hot on the heels of Facebook announcing two new features: the Subscribe button and Smartlists. We pointed out at the time that the Subscribe button negates the need for Twitter--or at least Facebook would hope so. It's not dissimilar to Yahoo launching its own social network, Mash, at the same time that Facebook was becoming recognized as the world's primary social network. Yahoo shuttered the service after only a year. Similarly, Facebook's Smartlists is an obvious repackaging of Google+'s major innovation, Circles. Kind of like that time that Yahoo repackaged Yahoo Mail as Ymail in a naked attempt to compete with the new rising star Gmail. All the while, Yahoo survived because of their Herculean traffic numbers and the display ad revenue that came with that.

As Elgan says, Facebook's ability to make money means that it probably won't disappear or fail, but like Yahoo, it will continue to become painfully boring:


Yahoo has no vision. It has no purpose. It's dispensable. Yahoo continues like a zombie, animated by the life it once had.

And that's what Facebook is becoming. Yes, they'll continue to have users. And yes, they'll continue to make money. But Facebook is looking increasingly like a one-trick pony that doesn't have the vision to reinvent itself for the post-Facebook era.

Some people don't think this is such a big problem. Farhad Manjoo at Slate lauds Facebook's new Smartlists and Subscribe button, pointing out that lax patent laws on the web mean that "Facebook is free to grab what it wants with both fists." Manjoo thinks that Facebook does it well, too. "I hope they keep at it," he continues. "If there's a good feature on some other social network, why should I have to leave Facebook to get it?"

The obvious reason is that Facebook doesn't actually copy others' products that well--or to take a more objective route, users simply aren't catching on to the new copycat features. In a trajectory that very much resembles Yahoo Mash, Facebook launched and killed its Groupon and Foursquare copycats within a year. Facebook announced last October that it was going to reinvent email and messaging, but it didn't quite work out that way. "Facebook hasn't talked about it very much since," points out Matt Rosoff at Business Insider. "And we've never seen a message from a facebook.com address in any of our other email inboxes." Rosoff actually made a whole slideshow of examples of Facebook's failed copycat version. (We recommend viewing it as one page.)

Who knows. With Carol Bartz's departure and all kinds of chatter about some Silicon Valley savior swooping in to save the company, Yahoo could make an amazing turn around, and give Facebook's critics food for thought. In the meantime, we're still using Gmail, reading Twitter and checking in on Foursquare. Meanwhile, Facebook is still fantastic for looking up college friends' phone numbers. And Yahoo still has a lot of ads.
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I won't even do 'blogsites' not to talk of 'FACEBOOK'!
WHO WANNO READ OTHER PEOPLE'S REEEEEEEEEEETARDED OPINIONS? I ONLY CARE ABOUT MINEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!

Desloaaa: walahi,if evrry woman lives on dis formula,Divorce/hypertension n stroke rates will reduce.

And men too!
Everyone needs to get their own formula. . . no matter how wrong for their personality types. Religion and Tradition does not solve all problems. . . . . . . .sometimes 'common sense' is the easiest remedies to most life's challenges.

To those who practice 'I GO DIE' love. . . .Not my portion o!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qSb311JdzM

Depending on the time of the month. . . .
Being a woman is more important than being a 'lady'!
Fortunately, I was raised as a NIGERIAN WOMAN. . . NOT A NIGERIAN 'LADY'!

AFRICAN WOMAN NA WOMAN. . . .I NOR BE 'LADY'!
No apologies.

Perhaps, when NIGERIAN parents start raising 'gentlemen'. . . 'ladies' will be born.

Till then. . . .


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRqoIHZpWUU


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAjNVKtQHAY

Ijele-igbo:
Wow! Wonderful concept!! I love your 10/10/10 rule of marriage!!! Its really awesome........
I wish you continuous joyous life in your marriage!!!!!!!!!!!!

Amen. . . thanks! IT IS WORKING FINE AND LIFE IS JUST SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!

Ijele-igbo:
No worries! Every flirting starts and end on FB/NL but he'll always be there for you @ home!

Absolutely. . . but he is free to crawl, walk, run or fly at anytime. . . .JUST LIKE I AM!
I believe in OPEN-MARRIAGES!. . . . ABSOLUTE AND TOTAL PRIVACY AND FREEDOM. . . NO STRESS!!!

I don't have a husband that stays at home o! HE HAS VERRRRRY ACTIVE SOCIAL LIFE. . .OUTSIDE OF MINE AND VICE VERSA.

We only find it necessary to hook up in our old ages! I am looking forward to it! Till then. . . freeeeeeeeeedom ONLY.

My formula for a successful marriage is a 10/10/10 rule.


THE FIRST 10 YEARS TOGETHER. . .IS THE FOUNDATION PROCESS. . . you are together because you just got married TO LOVE AND FIGHT, HAVE YOUR KIDS AND BUILD UP YOUR MATRIMONIAL RESERVES.

THE NEXT 10 YEARS TOGETHER. . . IS THE VALIDATION PROCESS. . .you don't need to be together ALL THE DAMN TIME!Dammit! FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TO MINGLE!!! YOU ARE BUILDING A FRIENDSHIP.

THE LAST 10 YEARS. . . IF YOU SURVIVE THE FIRST 20. . . IS THE CALCIFICATION PROCESS. THE MOST JOYOUS AND MOST FULFILLING. . . . NOW YOU KNOW FOR SURE WHY YOU ARE IN LOVE OR HATE!!!!

Well. . . . both groups are absent, and for good reason. WHO WANNO ACT REALITY 'SHOW' AT HOME AND ONLINE. . . ?

*yawns*. . . .BORING CRAP!

I don't think I want my husband 'playing' in the same playground as mine o!
He is the KING OF ALL FACE BOOK ASHHHHAWOS. . . . I don't go there.
I don't expect to see him here either!

kmcutez: Lol, you crazy

I KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!
. . . And loffing H-IT!