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RomanceRe: All The Ladies Are In A Relationship?who Are They Dating Sef. by jemype(m): 1:11pm On Dec 20, 2015
they are dating peoples daddy.
CelebritiesRe: Runtown & D’banj All Smiles As They Strike A Pose by jemype(m): 1:07pm On Dec 20, 2015
if we were not there remember God was there too o so be careful wit these lies
Nairaland GeneralRe: High Heel Shoes Donated To IDPs (photo) by jemype(m): 1:11pm On Dec 19, 2015
kontinu. so. IDP has turned to arise fashion show because it seems only d person can see d runway
RomanceRe: 18 Years Past But Haven't Yet Moved On From My Ex-BoyFriend! by jemype(m): 8:18pm On Dec 17, 2015
5 yrs. is a real long tym tho naa.any lady would b traumatized
Estharfabian:
undecidedActually, Yes! You're sick and Crazy!lipsrsealed

Clinging to someone who's married? Someone who left You to marry someone else? After 18years??


Girl, This isn't just Stupidity....It's psychopathy, absurdity, And MADNESS!!!undecided

U need psychotherapy...
CelebritiesRe: D'banj On E! News: Oliver Twist Hit Maker Is First Nigerian Musician To Feature by jemype(m): 9:52pm On Dec 16, 2015
what an achievment
Business To BusinessRe: Ginger ,shea Butter,arabic Gum Supplier Needed by jemype(m): 6:51pm On Dec 16, 2015
Maryeloyi:
How much quantity 4 ginger and shea butter and where are they needed?
pls do u still hv shea butter
Technology MarketRe: AUCTION New BBQ10 For Sale. Give Away Price Lagos Only by jemype(m): 4:50pm On Dec 11, 2015
16500k
Jokes EtcRe: When You Represent Your Son At His Schools Christmas Party. by jemype(m): 4:46pm On Dec 11, 2015
feran15:
an slowpoke.. look who is talking
that wasnt what I typed joo. the autowhatever corrected it cuz I used a harsh word.
Jokes EtcRe: When You Represent Your Son At His Schools Christmas Party. by jemype(m):
men this one is a slowpoke oo
CareerRe: 10 Things You Can Learn In Five Minute That Would Be Useful In Future by jemype(m): 7:30am On Dec 11, 2015
FINgames:
what if d pikin com talk say na airmax he won wear?
d pikin don turn ojukokoro already. na to sharply knock hin head (african style) to reset hin brain
PoliticsRe: The Best Way To Spend 65 Billion Naira by jemype(m): 7:52pm On Dec 10, 2015
Standing5:
What if you give out to N4m to 16,000 vibrant Entreprenuers who would go into clothe making, farming, IT, Mechanics, Manufacturing and service rendering like Pharmacy, Medical labs and watch the economy grow. Imagine with a success rate of, say, 25% employing 10 persons, that's 40,000 employed people.
dat means everybody is an entre preneur. are there still. nigerians that will see d money and not run?dreams and visions change oo go and ask microfiinance banks
PoliticsRe: Senator Dino Melaiye's Fabulous Life In Photos by jemype(m): 12:17pm On Dec 10, 2015
Henon:
How could your research be comprehensive when you still don't know what biz he made his money from. Do you know the meaning of the word 'comprehensive'? You need JAMB form.
all these oversyllabus that will come here and be insulting people as if it wasnnt backyard they passed into skool. u will jus open ur dirty cavity and be insulting people instead of u to open ur skull and learn.
PoliticsRe: Senator Dino Melaiye's Fabulous Life In Photos by jemype(m): 11:31am On Dec 10, 2015
janellemonae:
True. I've bn seeing him in sports cars in abuja long before he started politics.
yesso the guy is in money men
Nairaland GeneralRe: Original Blackberry Q10 Battery Charger Bundle(charger $ Battery) by jemype(m): 10:13am On Dec 10, 2015
ujugirl88:
pin:2BB3D5A5. Contact me if u need one. Cheers
egole
PoliticsRe: Senator Dino Melaiye's Fabulous Life In Photos by jemype(m): 10:03am On Dec 10, 2015
I have done comprehensive investigation as to what this guy does for a living and hv discovered that he made his money before he entered politics. but I still dont know what business he did. everyone keeps saying that he will spill in the later future.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: . by jemype(m): 7:44am On Dec 10, 2015
[quote author=TumbaChristopher post=40860423]seriously?, dont wanna talk much coz i can see ur mentality iz very low. u need...
so u dat u commented ur own is high.
RomanceRe: The Worst Thing You've Ever Done For Love? by jemype(m): 6:19am On Dec 10, 2015
Mznaett:
I'd rather spend my last penny on a girl than for a dude.

Believe me I've never told a guy I love him cuz I knw I dnt not to talk abt doing worst for him.
Pls dnt ask me why?

Chai! This life undecided
what did he do to u. shocked. I agree all guys are the same we are the demons u know. just give us a chance to waste your time but women are worse off. if u know things we hear everyday from ur friends u will see the reason why some girls watch all those dumb mexican soap operas
RomanceRe: The Worst Thing You've Ever Done For Love? by jemype(m): 6:14am On Dec 10, 2015
ikbnice:
The worse i did was stayin up all night on xtra cool for days and waking up with headaches till i eventually fell sick. Always on xtra cool with her saying some sweet nonsense i couldnt even remember again.
did that stuff too. girls believe whatever u tell dem at night.
RomanceRe: See What This Man Does With Anybody That Wants To Date His Daughter(pic) by jemype(m): 6:10am On Dec 10, 2015
KashyBaby:
Beautiful...how i wish all the fathers are like that...our protector & defender.
lol. what is funny is that these are d kinda girls dat get spoilt secretly. does the father follow the girl to the locker room to listen to the way other girls tease her? if a bad guy gets d girl he will win d fathers heart, toy with her mind to crave for sex and dump her like a sanitary pad.
RomanceRe: I Need Help Now Before She Ruin My Life by jemype(m): 6:04am On Dec 10, 2015
Tundeiab:
I think her statement is a pointer to the fact that she might make a bad wife. These are the implications:
- she will always involve a third party in your marriage
- she is not matured to make her own decisions.
- she might be the type that patronizes spiritual homes

Those are my thoughts though.
. you are very correct tho
PoliticsRe: Buhari Budgets N39.88 Billion For Oil Finding In The North,slashes N'delta Fund by jemype(m): 6:00am On Dec 10, 2015
ril19:
My People Anything REALLY Wrong If Northern Nigeria Discovers Oil?

If They Do, Will It Really Affect Southern Nigeria Any Negatively?

Whatever Made The South To Have Oil Can Also Make The North To Have Oil!

#MyThoughtsThough
first I think the news is fake if u look at the source. 2ndly why I think theres something. wrong is that there are still a lot of unexplored oil fields in many other states. why dont we work on it or invest money in agriculture in the north. the north is known for agriculture so why dont we pump more money into that agriculture which will sustain us light years after oil will
FashionRe: Minnetonka Men's Tie Driving Moccasin Size 43_n20k(08023946171_neg) by jemype(m): 11:45pm On Dec 09, 2015
is this the only minnetonka u hv in stock?
PhonesRe: What Unintelligent People Do With Their Phones by jemype(m): 5:49pm On Dec 09, 2015
Yorubago:
This post is a sequel to https://www.nairaland.com/2788566/what-intelligent-people-phones

I will be listing 4 things those that are not intelligent do with their phones. For the records, I use a smart phone (Tecno Phantom 5) and I am intelligent, but how I know the unintelligent people is a story for another day.

Facebooking

Every unintelligent person considers using facebook as the only thing the internet is meant to be used for and as such, many of them use facebook day and night! You find them on facebook updating the stories of their lives, family, relationship, school and work on Facebook.

Showing off

The second thing you will see unintelligent people doing with their phones is showing it off to others! Chai, you will see them on Nairaland always commenting with stuffs like, “who wants to buy my phantom 5 charger” and actually, they are not planning to sell it. You will also see them on the street holding the phones like it is about to fall or something. In fact, one dude on Nairaland was telling us how he used his phone to bleep a girl here on Nairaland.

Watching Pornography

For crying out loud, we have always said this and will say it again, stop watching pornography with your mobile phone! The so many unintelligent people will always use their phone for this act. In fact, I once had a friend who would not send me an application because I refused to collect a porn app from his phone.

Curse People Online

The final thing unintelligent people do with their phone is they always curse people online. You will see them everywhere, just go to the Politics section of Nairaland ( I won’t mention their names for record purposes).
All they know how to do is to immediately you post something, attack you. Some call them keypad warriors, others call them e-rodents or e-rats.
Ladies and Gentlemen sneh, here we have it…
u dat u are intelligent teach us what u do with ur phone
RomanceRe: See This Hillarious Sex Machine (photos) by jemype(m): 5:46pm On Dec 09, 2015
osedvgirl:
It can never be like real, soft and succulent
word
BusinessRe: How To Distribute To Street Vendors? by jemype(m): 5:18pm On Dec 09, 2015
eliteayo:
I have a new product that I would like to distribute to street traders. They will make 10% commission on everything they sell. Are there any large distributors with a network of vendors already?
whats the product?
NYSCRe: Result Of My Hard Work A Decade And Half Ago by jemype(m): 11:52pm On Dec 08, 2015
jemype:
hope u are married now sha because this lesson teacher NGO u established for girls isnt the best. #justsaying
NYSCRe: Result Of My Hard Work A Decade And Half Ago by jemype(m): 11:50pm On Dec 08, 2015
hope u are married now
TV/MoviesRe: You Need To See This Television Talk Show Teaser "MEMO" by jemype(m): 11:45pm On Dec 08, 2015
is this program being aired on NTA?
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Birthday Gift Would You Want From Konga Or Jumia? by jemype(m): 11:42pm On Dec 08, 2015
a wife
PoliticsRe: Please Who Else Is Watching NTA Tuesday Live? by jemype(m): 11:40pm On Dec 08, 2015
Ebbunwa:
tonight's edition is different
what was it about?
PoliticsRe: Please Who Else Is Watching NTA Tuesday Live? by jemype(m): 11:34pm On Dec 08, 2015
dont be caught watching that channel. the only thing NTA is successful at reporting is buhari's gps location. every other news reportage is expired akamu.
FamilyRe: I Witnessed This Live And Direct by jemype(m): 11:30pm On Dec 08, 2015
be nice and continue ur sleep jejely because u dont even know half of the story.

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