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FashionRe: Slayqueen Flabbergasted That Nigerians Wear Second-hand Clothes: Video by jenius2joe(m): 8:54pm On Dec 11, 2021
This mumu forget say .....her hair na second hand.
InvestmentRe: MMM Zimbabwe Froze Withdrawals, Old Members Lost 80% Of Funds by jenius2joe(m): 10:26pm On Sep 13, 2016
The writer of the above is confuse as HELL.......
If MMM zimbabwe stop or form of withdrawal and permit deposit.

What are they depositing is iit their blood or something.......

cos in MMM when you deposit u pay into someones account and when you withdraw someones pays into your account



The writer should go and study MMM again

please for your advice alway paste LINK attached to your story for PROVE


MMM for life ........continue to say na scam.......


I Have Never Met A RICH Person Who Has Never lost Money But I Have Met A Lot Of POOR People Who Has Never Lost A Dime
-Robert Kiyosaki-
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Faanrecruitment Online Aptitude Test. by jenius2joe(m): 8:16pm On Feb 25, 2015
Nothing is working about this faan.
i was reschedule to write mine 8-9pm.
But still the site is not loading, error page everywhere...
please who get faan number please send it
let me beg....
this job alert cant just go like this...

i must write this exam
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Faanrecruitment Online Aptitude Test. by jenius2joe(m): 8:14pm On Feb 25, 2015
this site is something else
PhonesRe: Help Me Make A Choice by jenius2joe(m): 12:46pm On Oct 15, 2012
Nokia lumia 600 or Nokia lumia 800 is the best option i can s huhuggest to you.

it is very very cool.
fast response time tongue
HD pictures Very very Clear pix
Good sound for music

Computers100mb And Get 200mb Y'ello! Introducing The Mtn Data Bonus Offer by jenius2joe(op): 6:49pm On Oct 13, 2012
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Activate 250MB or More and get 30%[size=8pt]
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ComputersNITDA Organises ICT Youth Empowerment Scheme (YES) 2012 by jenius2joe(op): 2:31pm On Oct 10, 2012
The focus of NITDA at inception was to create the necessary awareness and enabling environment for the integration and use of IT to achieve sustainable national development. This effort is already yielding result especially with the level of IT penetration and deployment in public and private sectors as well as educational institutions.

As part of the Federal Government's Transformation agenda NITDA is embarking on a one week IT Sensitization and Innovation Training programme for unemployed Nigerian Youths.
Under the first phase, 100 youths are to be trained each in Abuja and Lagos

Goals

To sensitise Nigerian youths on ICT career opportunities
To develop ICT Human capital and Entrepreneurship skills among youths
Deliver Hands-on Training on Web Design, Management and Hosting
Equipping best participating youths during the training with start-up tools and equipments.


LAGOS TRAINING DATE: 22ND - 26TH OCT. 2012

Venue: Digital Bridge Institute, Old Nitel Training School, Cappa Bus Stop, Oshodi, Lagos.

ABUJA TRAINING: 29TH OCT. - NOV. 2ND 2012

Venue: Digital Bridge Institute, 8 P.O.W. Mafemi Crescent, Off Solomon Lar Way, (Behind Chida Hotel) Utako District - Abuja

Registration Closing Date
17th October, 2012

For Registration:
Log on to our website http://yes.nitda.gov.ng

Inquiries:
Jide: 08096807861, Susan: 08164826381 or Edward: 08033156206
Email: ictyes@nitda.gov.ng
Foreign AffairsPolice Academy Officer Accused Of Stealing by jenius2joe(op): 7:40pm On Oct 04, 2012
An officer serving at the Dubai Police Academy stood trial in the Court of First Instance on Monday on the charge of stealing two mobile phones of academy trainees.

The 21-year-old Emirati defendant allegedly stole the belongings of the two trainees after opening their cars with keys he had taken from their lockers when they were attending training sessions.

A police lieutenant said that in March, it was learnt that one of the stolen phones was sold to a shop in Sharjah. The shopkeeper showed the police a passport copy of the person who had sold the phone to him and it turned out to be of the defendant.

The complainants identified him as a trainer in the academy.

When interrogated, the accused admitted that he stole cash and two smart phones of two trainees in January when they were in training sessions after opening their cars with the keys which he deposited back in their lockers later.

The Bangladeshi shopkeeper said that the accused sold him the two phones for Dh900 and Dh1,100.

An Emirati academy trainee, aged 19, said he lost a smart phone, a watch, Dh1,000 and a flash memory. He said he had parked his car in the parking lot for trainees at the academy when his belongings were lost.

Another Emirati trainee, also 19, said he found his smart phone missing when he returned to his car five days after he had parked it in the parking lot at the academy.

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Education2012 NNPC/ESSO National Postgraduate Scholarship Awards by jenius2joe(op): 6:05pm On Sep 22, 2012
EEPNL, subsidiary of Exxon Mobil Nigeria is in continuation of its efforts to provide opportunities for developing careers in the petroleum industry, Esso Exploration and Production Nigena Limited (EEPNL) awards scholarships to qualified Nigerian graduates who wish to pursue full time post-graduate Nigerian Universities.

Applicatons in the underlisted disciplines are considered:

Geosciences
Engineering (Chemical, Civil/Structural, Electrical, Electronics, Marine, Mechanical, Petroleum and Sub-Sea).

Essential Requirements:

Must possess a Bachelor’s degree wIth a minimum of second class upper division in any of the Engineering or Geosciences disciplines.
Must have provisional admission into an accredited Nigerian University for Post-graduate study (M.Sc or M.Eng) in the 2012/2013 academic session

The NNPC/ESSO scholarship award covers tuition, books, accommodation and upkeep expenses for the duration of the selected course of study

Closing date
Tuesday, October 9, 2012

Method of Application
If you are qualified and interested, please visit our scholarship website at: http://www.mpn-essoscholarships.com/index.html
Shortlisted candidates will be required to come with the original and a photocopy of the following documents for screening prior to taking the test.

Valid Identification Card
Admission letter for postgraduate study
Bachelors Degree Certificate
University transcripts
WAEC results

Names of short-listed candidates for the qualifying test will be published on the scholarship website and in National Dailies. These candidates wilt also be contacted with details of the qualifying test via SMS text and email.

Employees of ExxonMobil subsidiary companies in Nigeria and their dependents are not eligible for this scholarship.

EEPNL, subsidiary of Exxon Mobil is operator of Nigeria National Petroleum Corporation Oil Mining Lease (OML) 133 and the Erha Project. Its co venturer on the block is Shell Nigeria Exploration and Production Company Ltd (SNEPCO).
Jobs/VacanciesLagos Health Care Services Provider Vacancies (5 Positions by jenius2joe(op): 12:46pm On Sep 21, 2012
We are a provider of Health Care Services seeking qualified applicants to the following vacancies, due to ongoing expansion in our Lagos Centre.

1.) Admin/Human Resources Manager (REF. 01)
Minimum of Three(3) years cognate experience.

2.) Radiographer (REF. 02)
Minimum of One (1) year cognate experience

3.) Sonographer (REF. 03).
Minimum of One (1) year cognate experience.

4.) Medical Lab Scientist/Technician (REF. 04)
Minimum of Five (3) years cognate experience.

5.) Nurse (REF. 5)
Minimum of One (1) year experience.

Application Closing Date
3rd October, 2012

How To Apply
Interested and Qualified Candidates should apply by sending their detailed cv to:
healthservices21@yahoo.com
OR in writing to:
The Human Resources Manager,
P.O. Box 232 Oshodi, Lagos.

Note: Applicants are requested to indicate the reference number and location for each application on the top left section of their cv (for online appilcants) or envelop (for mail-in applicants), e.g. Ref. 07/Lagos.
Only short-listed applicants would be contacted.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Liverscores (berclays Premier League) by jenius2joe(op): 6:20pm On Sep 15, 2012
England - Premier League 18:14 September 15

FT Norwich C. 0 - 0 West Ham U.

FT Arsenal 6 - 1 Southampton

FT Aston Villa 2 - 0 Swansea C.

FT Fulham 3 - 0 West Bromwich A.

FT Manchester U. 4 - 0 Wigan Athletic

FT Queens Park R. 0 - 0 Chelsea

FT Stoke C. 1 - 1 Manchester C.


England - League Championship 18:14 September 15

FT Barnsley 1 - 1 Blackpool

FT Bolton W. 2 - 1 Watford

FT Bristol C. 3 - 5 Blackburn R.

FT Burnley 5 - 2 Peterborough U.

FT Cardiff C. 2 - 1 Leeds U.

FT Huddersfield T. 1 - 0 Derby County

FT Hull C. 4 - 1 Millwall

FT Middlesbrough 2 - 0 Ipswich T.

FT Nottingham F. 2 - 2 Birmingham C.

Jobs/VacanciesYou Have All It Takes To Succeed In Life by jenius2joe(op): 11:35am On Sep 15, 2012
A jobless man applied for the position of "office boy" at Microsoft. The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test.
"You are employed" he said."
Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start". The man replied "But I don't have a computer, neither an email." "I'm sorry", said the HR Manager, "If you don't have an email, that means you do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job."

The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only $10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the Market and bought a 10Kg tomato crate. He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than 2 hours, he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the operation three times, and returned home with $60. The man realized that he can survive by this way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late. Thus, his money doubled and tripled everyday. Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles. 5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the Harare.

He started to plan his family's future, and decided to have a life insurance. He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan. Wen the
conversation was concluded, d broker asked him his email. The man replied, "I don't have an email ".
The broker answered curiously, "You don't have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an email? !!"
The man thought for a while and replied, " Yes, I'd be an office boy at Microsoft! ".

Moral of the story:
1.) No one qualification is the solution to your life.
2.) You may not have what they need, but you have all you need to succeed.
Christianity EtcBlessing From God (claim Yours) Now by jenius2joe(op): 12:47pm On Sep 14, 2012
may the mighty sword of blessing cut u to pieces this month,
may the trailer of favour crush u to piece,
may the thunder of joy burn u to ashes,
and may the aero plane of peace crash land into ur house
and the acid of love melt u to pieces this month.


[color=#000000]Is This Prayer?[/color]

EducationWelcome To Bayelsa State Scholarship Board by jenius2joe(op): 3:28pm On Sep 12, 2012
The Bayelsa State Scholarship Board was established by an edict of the Bayelsa State House of Assembly and signed into law by Chief Diepreye S.P. Alameyeseigha on May 21, 2003.

This is the Third Scholarship Board since then.

The present eight (cool member board was on June 12, 2012, His Excellency, Barr. Hon. Chief Henry Seriake Dickson inaugurated the new Bayelsa State Scholarship Board.

Application for Batch B is still Open[/size][size=8pt].

- Please note that Online Application is compulsory and includes persons who have manually submitted applications at our office.

- CLICK HERE FOR FRESH APPLICATIONS NOW!! www.bssb-gov.com and for those that have register and yet to complete their form can also Login and Complete your Application, click here now www.bssb-gov.com
PhonesHow To Get 55mb On Your Etisalat Sim Card by jenius2joe(op): 2:49pm On Sep 12, 2012
1. This is the Trick, First You all know that if you Load N100 Etisalat airtime, You will be given 5mb, For those on Easycliq package, Just Dial *330*1# , You will be given 1MB. Do it for Twenty times you will be given 20MB all together, That is 25MB.

2. After that, Load another N100 you will be given 10MB all together that is 35MB Repeat the 1MB Step for twenty times you will be given another 20MB all together that is 55MB.

Thats the Simple Trick, It was Sent to us by a User! [Name Withheld]

NOTE:- It work and Download on both PC & Phone.

Enjoy it while it Last & Don't Forget to Click on the Like Button.

PhonesRe: How To Get Mtn N250, N500, N1000 Free Airtime (credit) Bonus While Making Calls by jenius2joe(op): 12:27pm On Sep 12, 2012
It never change Your current plan. Or cause you to migrate to a new plan. free!!!
PhonesHow To Get Mtn N250, N500, N1000 Free Airtime (credit) Bonus While Making Calls by jenius2joe(op): 12:15pm On Sep 12, 2012
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HOW TO ACTIVATE IT
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Note:-
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2. It valid till Midnight.
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4. Amount made on making calls are counted.
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Enjoy!

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