₦airaland Forum

Don't get it

Twisting:
No allawee for you guys. IS THAT CLEAR?

dats nt tru.... Most lagos stream 2 corpers ve rcvd theirs..... I ve

spiceybrain:
Nairalanders this man is totally fake! He used. To be a muslim, he stayed oppsite my house, his dad owns our street. E was d person that brot me home after my waec, I know evrything! Na asaba connection! His real name is suleman his dads name is imodu! E don tay! If u like believe his prophecies.

Did he change his name from suleman? Did u folo him to asaba? No wonder u re d way u re

Elparaiso:
So Yahweh come day Bleep up for the remaining 10% abi?
Make ona no liberate onasef

can't u see how low ur reasoning is? So if a prohecy is made nd prayers re carried out nd God shows mercy do u nw call d prohet a liar? When Hezekiah was told he would die nd he went to God in prayers nd God added extra 15yrs to his life would u now say d prophet who brot d news of his death is fake? My dear anytym u ve ntn sensible to say abt God and wat he does with is prophets pls SHUT UP.

Anugod:
Hey dear, thought I replied u ystday. Was in ur platoon but didnt know how to locate u... U can pm me ur number so we can meet.


Met with Jinwaz yesterday, was cool and fun
Pls lets keep it rolling. More nlanders in Iseyin

I dnt really knw hw d pm stuff works sha.. So i dnt knw if wat i sent can suffice for a pm

Anugod:
Make we see for lectures na... Who I go say I dey find for platoon 4?

When lectures start i go let u knw hw u go take identify me

Anugod:
Ah ahn, na platoon 4 me dey always sitdown for SAED lectures na... How I go take find you now? U dey come social night? Abi na for 2mro lectures?

Na me get myslf?? I must surely come social nyt na.. Evn 2mrw lectures sef i dey... so anyhw u want am

Anugod:
Sis mi, ma binu si mi jare No vex abeg. Why would I? Which hostel u dey? And which platoon? Can we meet before the end of today?
U know u're my switee

No b only switee... I dey champion platoon (4).... Mayb we fit see later in d day but ryt nw i dey try sneak enter hostel go sleep

Anugod:
Hehehe... These soldiers don even tire to dey order people around.


Monday's swearing in ceremony was ok, people just dey do fake fainting
We stood from around 9am till past 12pm. Na people wey dey front and people wey march feel am pass, people for back just dey sit down or do fake fainting

Today, we had the Aseyin of Iseyin come visit us (so yesterday, we had to practice how to greet Kabiyesi oo ). SAED lectures have been educative, but me dey sleep half way through (no be my fault na, na short night dey cause am ).

They have started paying 1k 5h sha, but me never collect.

Kitchen food have been nice, sincerely yours have been patronising there I no send anybody.

Our camp director's a very nice and friendly mummy. Everyday, at morning devotion, she starts the day with her two best songs, "Anytime I see another breaking of the day", and "Ancient of Days, as old as You are"

As for social events, "Porcupine" has been cracking ribs here every night. That guy is just talented. Initially, those soldiers used to come drive us out of the hostel compulsorily, but now e be like say dem don tire for us

I've not seen Jennii for some time now but I usually see Carmal90. Cedidiong is who I always see, actually quite inseparable

This is Mercy reporting live and direct from Iseyin camp. More coming your way as time goes on... Ciao

U dey dodge from me shey??

Thank God for jorny mercies... In camp already.. D camp try

Csami:
Now I'm really pissed. From one of the best camp to the worse camp. The person that made the change will neva know peace in this life.

hahahaahahahah

phemmytmg:
You're wlc to TeamLAGoS but camping in OYO

Awwwww thanks

Drakula:
It's painful ww won't meet you in camp, please find out if you have other options. Won't be fun without you.

Nw u re makn me feel bad... My dear d only option is to go to oyo dats if dey dnt change d camp to Gabon or Congo b4 monday

Drakula:
Yeah I have been hearing that a lot, people's camp been changed are the last minute, its bringing confusion, some people have two letters showing different camps to report, I checked mine this morning too and it's still gidi, if they change it I don't bloody care, I am reporting to gidi.

ur own wud stl b Lag cos ur nt among dose dt saw thr posting last week ...

mamabear1:
Mehn daz double waka I don't ve money 2 waste...I'm comin 4rm kaduna oooo...I wud jus go 2 oyo, let us jus obey...is it not 3weeks, Afta dat we wud liv d town...it's not like we re staying thr...tho we all envisaged lag camp buh shit happens...I wanna get ova diz phase jor tayad of evrytin...

B4 u leave KD just wait till monday to do d final reprinting incase nysc decides dat we shud nw camp in a nearby African country instead of Oyo

Anugod:
Jennyesh I've not checked o but I think they've changed mine too. Saw it on the other thread o. Me still gat the Ipaja letter, don't know whether to just go with that or change plans...



NYSC confusing people since 1940.

hahaha try nd check o cos d stream 11 ppl dt got thr own posting last week don change to oyo ds mrn... But d old stream 1 ppl own stl b lag

gdaniels31:
so am not going to see yo in ipaja camp. it hurts.

U can't evn imagine my pain

jennii:
Everyone should check their call up letter online again o, to see if their camp address has changed. mine has changed from lagos to oyo

Mine too o... D whole thn is confusing.. Dnt knw d camp to report to again since i ve d 2 print outs

Mannylex:
MTN... Everywhere you go

All networks are good in camp.




Have no fear; Mannylex is here

thanks dear... Nysc just changd my camp to oyo ds mrn after printing out lagos........ Lagos ppl go nd check again o... Thns changed ds mrn

Mannylex:
Yes, there are 3 atms in camp.
For a light spender that would eat only kitchen food and doesn't drink 5-8k would do (this is exclusive of the money u would spend on bucket, waist pouch registration materials e.t.c)

Average spender 10-15k (this is exclusive of the money u would spend on bucket, waist pouch, registration e.t.c)

For the heavy spenders that would eat mammi food only ... 30k and above would do







Have no fear; Mannylex is here

Pls hw is MTN network in camp

chizzydiamond:
No dear they are leaving on 24th lagos camp to tidy up the camp on 25th while we come in on 26th my friend in camp side so

Oh!... Alryt dear thanks for d clarification

Drakula:
Stream I De leave camp Monday oh, and we know them so them go meet us for house before we start registration, go price white now for boutique you go see say even 1200 go give you white wey na 2500, ibo guys buy the thing plenty some of them no sell so they need their capital back.

Na monday dem dey leave camp? Is 25th not tuesday?

Anugod:
U sef dey folo laugh. No wori, e go change 2cry wen u see finishin 4camp. I don get plenty work 2do 4dis camp o

next wk don reach finish na.. We go knw who go cry

Drakula:
Heheheh, Anugod is huge oh, she can crush you oh, have you see her size? Well as a friend of mine once said, don't mind the body but mind the engine. I think your engine De vex ,

hahahahahahahhaha

Anugod:
Hehehehe...u fit fight?

u go soon knw d ansa to ur qstn

Anugod:
Hehehe I can't fit wait to break pesin head Jennyesh prep 4me o

So long as u dnt hide ur identity frm me in camp wahala no dey... Cos our mata ehn, na NYSC headqtrs dem go settle am

Anugod:
Baibee don't tell me we are rocking Lasgidi together?! Sweetheart snatcher of life

Come o ds ur folo foloism is turning into smtn else o... We be twins? Warn urslf o

Drakula:
Welcome! attendance taken

Thank u

olycholy:
I don't know what is happening to my own latter, I opened my dashboard with correct email n password n this is what I get below, pls u guys should come to my rescue, I tried to download it, it didn't go, some1 helped its saying incorrect file.

let me help u

fweshblacboai2:
Jennyesh my love whr dem post yhu ? *waiting*

Lagos

Ve come to mark my register..

Ve seen it... Team lagos