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Xiadnat:
I did. You wrote it?

yeah

Remilekun101:
Wait can u summarize it?

Don't tell me u r a lazy reader..Read to d end cos it will b of great help between u n dat ur girl

Dnarvaez:
Lols. I smell a boxer in the making. By the way, your thread is reasonable. And I don't attack sane people. I only attend to sick heads.
Keep up the good work though.

well bro, I think he was just being ironic

adebayor1490:
Don't be too surprise........ how much you wan buy the space?

4 my thread kwa?

Freemanan:
Nah... I mean what I wrote...

oh really? but why do I still see it as sacarsm?

Dnarvaez:
I might be one of them, you know.

I'm ready for u

adebayor1490:
.

Booking space on my thread??

Dnarvaez:
Are you scared? Unfortunate they're on the way coming for a mass attack. Brace up.

I'm waiting for them!

Freemanan:
LAST BUT NOT THE LEAST...

JOIN CULT AND CLUB EVERYDAY....


Nwanem, First class is yours... I am a testimony..

I think u mean don't join cult n avoiding clubbing daily. Good points

cerzo:
Hahaha..incomplete list..

hmm okay complete it for me

Dnarvaez:
Even after all the long epistles & lectures relationships still end up in shambles.
Its just a matter of committment & satisfaction.

And what leads to that commitment and satisfaction? Read well..

ilobasama:
One thing I need to know is that am not yet ready

why are you not yet ready?

Xiadnat:
Simply beautiful.

I'm glad u like it

Note: This piece is for people (more esp students) that are very patient cos its a bit long. But i'm assuring you that thr will be divine turnaround in ur academic life after going through it. Read word by word. Thanks

Some students wish to graduate with a first class or second class upper but dont know how to go about it. Many keep asking themselves ds question: Nnaa ds guys wey get Ist class n 2.1, they pay sch fees pass us? No b d same head both of us carry?

I beckon all students who wish to make good grades to relax because their problem is half solved. This is because a problem known is a problem half solved. The following basic means are the secret of makin it.

1. PLANNING: it involves organizing ur programs and timing urself in other to utilize ur time effectively. Any time wasted cannot be regained and time waits for nobody.

2. ATTEND LECTURES: A serious student who hopes to graduate wt nothing less than 2.1 should not fail to attend lectures. Attendance to lectures should be made a priority by students. This is because some explanations, illustrations and examples given during lecture may not be found in texts or notes.

3.EFFECTIVE STUDYING: studying is the student's primary objective. A serious student should leave no stone unturned. Broaden ur scope of knowledge by reading beyond the dept's required courses. Draft ur private studying timetable. In doing this, allocate more time to those courses u find more difficult. Make research in libraries.

Read ahead of ur lecturers n revise wateva u have been taught at the end of every lecture for proper comprehension. This will ease retention. Above all, pray for God's divine assistance to make u read n understand.

4. DO NOT NEGLECT UR ASSESSMENTS: The sch curriculum has made it that assessment carries 30mks while exam has 70mks. A student who gets high score in his or her assessments needs not much score to make a higher score.

5. BE SERIOUS WT UR EXAMS: The D-day is ur examination. Be confident in ur exams if u have practiced d above mentioned. Be there on time. Read all the questions n start wt the ones u know very well.

Adopt these means, bet me u will get ur A's and B's at ease which will skyrocket ur CGPA. Its very simple. That is the secret.

Disclaimer: All the bashers, insulters and slayers in NL, make sure you don't derail this thread. Thanks in anticipation.

Some people's relationship are happier than others relationships. Relationship crop-up sometimes in inexplicable manner, sometimes with transient feeling like, would this work out or would it not.

There's no formula or methodology that works for all couples; all couples develop the formula they would want to trail their blissful relationship on. Character helps a lot.

'Friendship' in a relationship goes a long way, than when two are seen as lovers because lovemaking is not love but friendship in love affair is a yardstick to attain a happy height.

'Relationship does not exist in any 'world' but its a 'world' brought into existence by two persons agreeing on mutual issues and allowing each other's decision for use to build the future of the relationship.

While some couples are busy thinking of a way out to build their economic, religious and moral lives, others are busy thinking like this; is she/he a graduate? Tall or short? Financially muscled? Fat or slim?

But there's no how all these qualities could be found in one person as there's no such thing as the perfect man/woman. Everyone has his/her natural errors either character-wise or physically-wise. In relationship, a lot of things are amendable! Moral, spiritually and intellectually.

Blaming, fault finding, name calling has to have limitations. Because a chirpy voice makes anger to go on exile.

Hope this helps someone's relationship.

Disclaimer: All the bashers, insulters and slayers, don't derail the thread. Thanks in anticipation

INTROVERT:
Hmmmm






We just heard one side of the story..

Abi the woman na yabaleft patient..... find the whole story and drop it like it's hot here.

whether thr r one million sides of the story or not, one thing is certain here. she shouldn't have done this to her husband. This is so inhumane

CyberWolf:
A pretty damsel like you? Thank God they redeployed you from that death zone

As in e! I'm grateful to God

This is no longer funny.
Well thank God I was redeployed from Gombe. To all the corp members who were headstrong to serve in ds state, may God b ur strength.

emerich:
Waiting.......................................................................................

..like you

okay I'll go first. He must be .... lol

dives:


if we take a critical look at your descriptions, you were doing fine with the choice of words,

complex? hmmm no comment

Macho? Yea bae, that's more like it


Confusing? chai! this na still minor yab

But irritating?? :' :' This reminds me of maggots, watery poo, a poorly managed public toilet....yhuck!

why would you use such word to describe men? Sister abeg if we don offend you before :' i on behalf of my fellow colleagues sincerely apologize for our wrong doings :'

hahahahaha funny u
well by irritating, wat I had in mind was annoying, provoking and not dat kind of irritation u mean. lol

maybe pesn swear for am. Cos I cnt believe its ordinary

Buho:
you are calling me coloured? At least I was born BLACK when I grew up I
was BLACK, when I'm sick I'm BLACK, when I
go in the sun I'm BLACK, when I'm cold I'm
BLACK, when I die I'll be BLACK.
"But you boy. When you are born you're PINK
When you grow up you're WHITE, when
you're sick, you're GREEN, when you go in
the sun you turn RED, when you're cold you
turn BLUE, And when you die you turn
PURPLE. And you have the nerves to call me
coloured?!!!

haha
*just observing una*

chai! And when the guy wakes up, something go de smell am. im no go know say wetin de smell am dey on top im brain.

its nice. Innovative!

dives:
In Your last line. "So irritating??...."

As "unbearable " as women can be atimes, i don't "think" any man has ever used such a "despicable "
word to describe women.

Choi! Men don suffer.

But as gentlemen we would let it pass and assume you are only "being a woman"

lol. You only saw 'so irritating' abi? Wat about the other part; 'so irresistible'? Men eh!

jaybee3:
On a more serious note though, every single argument on your list also gets exhibited by you females reason being we human beings are perfectly expected to interpret feelings and/or actions anyhow we deem fit hence the need to always communicate intentions clearly so it doesn't get misconstrued

True talk!

starlingslimnet:
Wow!!! This is a creative bullshit..OP must be innately stupid

U r not nice..

400billionman:
Small time front page

It deserves it, right?

jaybee3:
Don't worry i know i'm bang on point. I'm probably the one with the most experience to speak on this topic

I see!

naijaboiy:

That first pic sha,,lmao

jaybee3:
Na so me sef see am ooo

Anyways, u r not far from the truth.. somehow