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jaybee3:
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All these for women?? lol

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Where did this bullshyt come from? [/color]

what bullshit? Hope u r not referring to my post?

Trinxie:
....Gbam!!! this is it...me likey
as my secondary school teacher would playfully say "I cannot division myself into twice"
Ogbeni!!! take me as I am lo n je be

haha
Dat ur sec sch teacher must b a really funny person

Hello everyone! This is actually my first thread since I joined NL..
Disclaimer: All the bashers, insulters and slayers, make sure you don't derail the thread. Thanks in anticipation

If you kiss him, you are easy
If you don't, you are frigid

If you praise him, he thinks you are fake
If you don't, he thinks you are ungrateful

If you agree to all his likes, you are
submissive
If you don't, you are being controlling

If you visit him often, he thinks you're
desperate
If you don't, he thinks you're not interested

If you are well dressed, he says you are vain
If you don't, you are a dog

If you are jealous, he says you're possessive
If you're not, then he fools around

If you attempt a romance, he says you are
cheap
If you don't, he thinks you are cold

If you are a minute late, he says you are
fussy
If he is late, he says you're impatient

If you visit another man, you are fooling
around
If he is visited by another woman, "oh we're
just friends"

If you kiss him once in a while, he says
you're too shy
If you kiss him often, he says you're too
forward

If he fails to help you in crossing the street,
he brings up the feminist movement
If he does, he expects to be rewarded

If you talk, it's always too much
If you listen, it's never enough

IN SHORT
So complex, yet so predictable
So macho, yet so sensitive (usually to their
own feelings)
So confusing, yet so funny - but most of all,
So irritating, yet so irresistible...

... MEN!

Blackett:
[color=#150000]Where is the tongue located? In the eyes or in the mouth? What kind of kiss doesn't involve tongue, especially the french kiss? Does the bacteria on the tongue disappear before kissing, and reappear after? E be like say you be learner.

Keep deceiving yourself. [/color]

Tell them joor!!

yesoooooo. I pray my baby boy marries someone as virtuous as I am

Godskidmidas:
I won't slap her oo but for she'll endure emotional torture for a while.
No eating her food,no talking to her, no going anywhere with her. In short, let me stop assuming nonsense, my wife can never slap me.

ur comment got me cracking.. well bera start assuming d nonsense o cos any thing can happen in d future u know

nawaoo. see d one by the right, lying down comfortably as if she's on her bed

nice one

A patient from yabaleft don escape!!!!!

hmmmm...incredible!
in fact I don begin de suspect all these dudes wt soft voices cos u can change d body buh not d voice

I re ally thank God for his life. the samething happened to my cousin sis. she went for NYSC orientation camp since June 2 n we didn't hear from her again. we even contacted the camp commandant n state coordinator n they said a girl dat fits our description of her came to d camp buh took permission to print out her green card from cyber cafe cos she forgot hers at home n that was d last time they heard from d girl..

I appreciate n give gratitude to God on her behalf for bringing her back home safely 2days ago. the story behind her disappearance is still unknown to us cos she has not been able to speak since then. I thank God for sparing her life cos wen thr is life, thr is hope too. And I beseech u oh Lord, in ur infinite mercy n compassion, restore her ability to talk once more IJN

nawaooo. useless post from a useless olodo

tunbebes:
Jigawa is very hot my dear. Did you go to camp with your doctor's report? If you are married your redeployment is automatic. My own grounds for redeployment is based on insecurity.I wanted ogun but was given Owerri. Are you from the east or southwest?

I'm from east, Anambra precisely.

tunbebes:
Jigawa is very hot my dear. Did you go to camp with your doctor's report? If you are married your redeployment is automatic. My own grounds for redeployment is based on insecurity.I wanted ogun but was given Owerri. Are you from the east or southwest?

The whether is nothing to write home about. I'm getting darker as d day goes by. its so frustrating. I didn't go wt any doctor's report n I'm not married too. I intend to redeploy based on insecurity buh don't know if I'll b relocated successfully. pls help me! how did u do it? did u 'work' it?

tunbebes:
I redeployed from Jigawa,I wanted Ogun but was given Imo State. Please,what's Imo like? Heard Owerri is the best place for PPA.

babe pls help me out!!! how did u manage to redeploy? I'm currently camping in jigawa state n d weather is not encouraging in any way n d thought of spending one yr in Gombe state is really killing me here. help a sister pls

yorubaboiy:
anyone dah cant go on her kneees to grit me

anyone who doesnt knw my oriki to calm me wen am angry

anyone who is badmouthed

in short why should i date a nairalamder am i mad

thank God u said nairalamder lolz

I don't think number one works for most ladies. majority of us wants a man with a deep, masculine n manly voice.

This one na just weave-on o. If to say na braids, I wonder wat will happen

op c ur mouth,,she has ukwu like dat of a goddess.. smh.. Beta close d babe's chapter n face ur tender marriage biko

Nawaooo. some girls no de shame at all. I just hope she won't regret putting up ds show at the long run