₦airaland Forum

Borntosmoke:
Nairaland pls help meoo, since have Bleep this girl raw. My Dick never cease to be vibrating and swelling up. Nairaland pls help meooo. I don't want to die this year. The girl I Bleep is clean and healthy although she is doing hookup. I ask my nigga, he said I don catch gonorrhea. Right now have turn a new leaf, I want to even become a pastor, I want peace in my life. All the bad boys in me I want to leave it. Nairaland how can I cure myself??

Ilamina:
thanks jefree star

Shalommy:
confused! Today is wednesday

Shalommy:
What's up?

Earlier, Mr Tate was seen carrying what appeared to be a copy of the QURAN as he walked into Bucharest Appeal Court handcuffed

PJtech:
You guys have come with your entitlement quotes again.. No one is feeling entitled here
We'll all need help in some stages of life(not neccessary its money)

PJtech:
Who will now preach the gospel to them cos they are all sinners

Autobot05:
You're not a man ... talk for your gender
I already said you're obsessed that's why you think that way

I'll ignore you on that one


I know what I said ... the fact that Nigerian women are flocking around someone like portable should tell you

Once again ... I insist that your percentage rating is untrue

Lmao what's my business ... it's either you watch porn or you have slept with many of them to know that ...it has to be one of this ( no insults )

Lmao I dont care .. satisfying a woman has nothing to do with d*ck size. They're silly stuff men do to get larger organs . So you went to Googletthe world largest hung ?? Fr ?? . You seem obsessed with men generally ( I'm not surprised tho )

I can only speak for myself ... I cant speak of other men . Men have different taste

You claim not to care about men but you're obsessed about dick size ... stop thinking like a teenage girl ma'am. Good luck with your hard work to get a foreign man .. I hope you match their beauty standards there

Talking about standards .. are you up to a standard pretty lady ?? I know every woman likes to think she's beautiful even the ugliest

You dont care about men and marriage but you're looking for a handsome simp ?? Sorry but most good looking men are cocky. No wonder they call y'all " fish brain " . Age will humble you in the long run.

Most men dont care about marriage anymore . Check out MGTOW ... even rich women want husbands... y'all dont feel complete without a man
Ask cuppy that was used and dumped in Nigeria upon her whole ( father's) money and is now funding a poor white guy to build an auto shop
I know it will end in tears

I watched sth on Twitter last night ... I'll postage link here later

There are more women than men in this planet so watch as we become a scarce commodity ... Isaiah 4:1 is slowly fulfilling itself

The bible = 100% accuracy

Autobot05:
Just say you're obsessed about butt lol

No I don't go for looks anymore because I feel like I've seen it all

Love is blind wont still make me date an ugly girl tho

Take it or leave it ... Nigerian women are mostly after money ( including you )

Wait you previously mentioned that Asians are hung ?? How did you know if you didn't date them or .....

Love is blind wont still make me date an ugly girl tho

Lol it's either nobody wants you or you're disadvantaged agewise and you've accepted your fate we all know every woman's dream ( especially Nigerian women ) is to get married .

Autobot05:
Lower body training is for the tendons and the legs generally not the butt lmao

I didn't say I like ugly girls ... pay attention average looking girls. If I see a good looking and well mannered girl i dont think its bad to give it a shot

Well as far as I know Nigerian girls will open her legs for a monkey if the monkey has money

Stop saying it like it's only Nigerians Tom ( current spiderman ) , arrdee are Englishmen yet they're just about 5.7. Infact Tom's girlfriend zendaya is 5.10

you want very tall men go to some European countries take your chances ( Frenchmen usually have good height so go to France

True love will conquer all imperfections.

If you want very tall men go to some European countries take your chances ( Frenchmen usually have good height so go to France) so you dont end up so lonely and unmarried in Nigeria since you're very bothered about the height thingy

Autobot05:
Ok I dunno about the whole Asian thingy ..but I repeat NO SANE MAN IS WORRIED ABOUT HIS BUTT.. I'm a guy take it or leave it

Dont use the word ugly .. I dont like ugly girls either
I prefer average looking , not ugly not too pretty ... they're usually humble and if you're good-looking they think you're doing them a favour by dating them ( I noticed this ) and will do everything to keep you

i told you I know how a woman brain works romantically... looks first
I'm not rich but I'm not also in shortage of women , infact I once had a girl that collects money from her bf and give me ( that's why I keep pitying SIMPS )

Lol I do know there are many average looking people in Nigeria ( dont want to use the word ugly ) . I'm well aware of that

Autobot05:
Ancient?? lmao madam I mean young Chinese
I only mentioned those I have closely associated with

Those one's are useless men .. when I say men I mean people like Elon, mark, and other prominent men not transgender men or half men. Bobrisky himself doesnt know if he's a man or a woman , he's a confused attention seeking slowpoke

Well unfortunately y'all selling point doesnt impress me

Dont generalize men .. I'm more drawn to character than looks ( I'm sure I'm not alone on this one ) ..

have dated beautiful women from different parts of Nigeria and I know there's nothing there. Infact most pretty girls are rude especially the wretched ones

thank God you agreed that most Nigerian women are lazy example Sweetplum here on NL who prefers begging than working

Yeah you're tall for a woman.. @5.10 as you claim

Ilamina:
are you yoruba

Shalommy:
Hiding? No. But you just made it clear that you're open for love. Or have you done this before?

Autobot05:
It's not true ... I've associated closely with Asian men ( Chinese mostly) and most Nigerian men towered them in height

Ok . I understand how a woman thinks in romantic aspect ( the appearance part )

No sane man will do such thing ..

only women think of butt ,boobs etc because it's their main selling point

Ok . I understand how a woman thinks in romantic aspect (the appearance part)

i have a female friend that prays for a bigger butt ( such prayers makes zero sense to me and I'm sure it will make no sense to God too lmao )

if what you said is true .. why are most Nigerian women married to men tgat are below average in looks ??

For most Nigerian girls it's mostly about money and I blame bubu and sapa

Btw you still didn't mention your height since you said you are taller than most Nigerian men

Autobot05:
What's your height ma ?
I dont believe such trashy stats ... how did they come with such stats? They checked every Nigerian man height ?

You, what's your height

2 : is it about physical appearance ? Or the mentality upstairs?? This is why most Nigerian women become evening newspapers ( being too choosy and daydreaming about some foreign celebrities like teenage girls )

3 : stop the butt thing lmao ... only women worry about the size of their butt . We men dont give a damn about that

Shalommy:
Hey, i have those features. Can i apply?