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RomanceRe: Messages To My Lover(feelings) by jerryism(op): 5:23pm On Jul 29, 2016
# Touching # He was asked; How is your life? 'He replied; She is Fine. Drunk in luv wit his Wife. Dear God i need a woman i would marry,call my wife,friend,sister,my life,my everything most of all a woman DAT will help me or take me 2 heaven. # friends am i asking 2 much?
RomanceRe: Messages To My Lover(feelings) by jerryism(op): 5:09pm On Jul 29, 2016
Just as the title implies, its going to be messages to the one I love, you can add urs, also i will be posting love poems and my Fucking feelings Lol... #Single man's thoughts#
RomanceRe: Messages To My Lover(feelings) by jerryism(op): 5:05pm On Jul 29, 2016
christinnah:
ohh well !! too sweet** hahhah
yea
RomanceRe: Messages To My Lover(feelings) by jerryism(op): 5:04pm On Jul 29, 2016
UndisputedBosom:
Bro....my story no get mouth 2 talk am o......just feel lyk nature cheated me with that trap called "relationship" cry cry
UndisputedBosom:
Bro....my story no get mouth 2 talk am o......just feel lyk nature cheated me with that trap called "relationship" cry cry
hmmmm are u sure, or you looked for love in the wrong place.
no relationship is a mistake or a waste of time, we learn from very relationship wether its a success or failure
RomanceRe: Messages To My Lover(feelings) by jerryism(op): 5:00pm On Jul 29, 2016
pcguru1:
Awwww such lovely words, I used to write poems before till .......... Anyway when people write poems like this ita usally because of unreturned love. I think you should write more lovely poems though it won't change the inevitable. All the best Bro
tnx ..love ya plenty..but its not because of unreturned luv jux an innate ability
RomanceRe: Messages To My Lover(feelings) by jerryism(op): 9:27pm On Jul 28, 2016
Though my soul may set in darkness,it will rise in perfect light. I av loved the stars too fondly to be afraid/fearful of the night. Cos I no u r alwaz here by my side.
RomanceRe: Messages To My Lover(feelings) by jerryism(op): 9:24pm On Jul 28, 2016
UndisputedBosom:
Cox my heart still dy panel beater shop o tongue
hmmmmmmmm..don't worry its well. there is always light at the end of the tunnel. waz ur story bro?
RomanceRe: Messages To My Lover by jerryism(op): 9:17pm On Jul 28, 2016
I need to discard did or unfollow it cos anoda one is already running.. I created new topic twice.. sowie
RomanceRe: Messages To My Lover(feelings) by jerryism(op): 9:14pm On Jul 28, 2016
UndisputedBosom:
Hope i dont step on this sh¡t called "feelins" anytime soon undecided
I hope so
RomanceRe: Messages To My Lover by jerryism(op): 9:09pm On Jul 28, 2016
# Message 2 d one I luv “If we ever meet again in this lifetime, my passion for you will be unchanged, even if you’re not mine anymore, even if you’re married with children. You’ll always be the one I get down on my knees for, whose whole body I will kiss and whose whole being I’ll desire.” # hopeugetmymeaning ?
RomanceMessages To My Lover by jerryism(op): 9:08pm On Jul 28, 2016
Just as the title implies, its going to be messages to the one I love, you can add urs, also i will be posting love poems and my Fucking feelings Lol...
#Single man's thoughts#
RomanceMessages To My Lover(feelings) by jerryism(op): 9:02pm On Jul 28, 2016
# Message 2 d one I luv “If we ever meet again in this lifetime, my passion for you will be unchanged, even if you’re not mine anymore, even if you’re married with children. You’ll always be the one I get down on my knees for, whose whole body I will kiss and whose whole being I’ll desire.” # hopeugetmymeaning ?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Meet New Cool People And Just Make Friends by jerryism(m): 8:33pm On Jul 28, 2016
hello pips... waz cooking in here? I am Jeffrey Jerry Lawrence am multi talented.. ebullient ,gregarious n super caring jux want to chat
RomanceRe: My Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Date In Photos by jerryism(m): 8:16pm On Jul 28, 2016
hmmmmmmmm
EducationRe: 10 Common Words Nigerians Use Everyday Which Don't Exist by jerryism(m): 11:17pm On Jul 26, 2016
ExAngel007:
Many people speak English as their first
language. It is one of the most commonly
spoken languages in the world.

Nigerians are very good at a number of things and one of them is inventing their own version of English which has become popular overtime.


Some of the words and phrase we use often
cannot be found in the dictionary. Some are
words you picked up from others and they
have become quite a norm. It is not only the uneducated folks that are guilty of using these wrong words as the very educated Nigerians also use the Englishlanguage inappropriately.

Below are words Nigerians use that doesn’t
exist in the English dictionary.

1. Go-slow: When Nigerians say go-slow, they mean congested traffic, which is wrong. The meaning of go-slow in the English dictionary is, a form of industrial action in which work or progress is deliberately delayed or slowed
down.

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2. Disvirgin: This word is used on a daily basis by many Nigerians when they intend to say a woman has lost her virginity. There is no word like disvirgin. The correct word to use is deflower. Disvirgin simply does not exist.

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3. Trafigate: Nigerians use the word to describe a situation where a driver indicates to other drivers that he/she wants to take a turn. It is used so often, that it has started to sound like proper English.

[img]http://i.onthe.io/vllkyt316hbror9k2g.90555ee0.jpg[/img]

4. Flashing: Every Nigerian knows “flashing” to mean when someone calls your mobile phone and cuts off before you answer. The word ‘flash’ is so common among Nigerians and its used at least once daily by many. Flash has different meanings but none has anything to do with a phone call. The word doesn’t exist in that sense in English.

[img]http://i.onthe.io/vllkyt4qpjt7r8tel.fd0cba3b.jpg[/img]

5. Installmentally: Don’t be tempted to use the word ‘installmentally’. Though it soundscorrect, it isn’t. There is no such word in the English dictionary as it only exists only in the Nigerian edition of English language. The correct thing to say is ‘in installments’.

[img]http://i.onthe.io/vllkyt3a95n7uplv2.71bb3a04.jpg[/img]

6. Opportuned: What exists in English dictionaries is ‘opportune,’ without ‘d’ at the
end. Opportune means ‘timely’ or ‘well-time,
especially convenient or appropriate for a
particular action or event. Opportuned is only
common in Nigerian English.

[img]http://i.onthe.io/vllkyt6hkdetjaaof.e7b4f9ef.jpg[/img]

7. Cunny: This is a word which Nigerians use to describe someone that is being deceitful or crafty. The right word is cunning not cunny.

[img]http://i.onthe.io/vllkytprt7m9c7qrs.2a47ec57.jpg[/img]

8. Next tomorrow: Most Nigerians generally use “next tomorrow” but there is not suchword as next tomorrow. Instead you should say, “a day after tomorrow”.

[img]http://i.onthe.io/vllkyt61qd0cjokv2.d5b60a03.jpg[/img]

9. Packer: Nigerians probably got the word from pack. The right word is dustpan. Sincedustpan packs dirt, Nigerians like to call it packer.

[img]http://i.onthe.io/vllkyt6chklkiap4f.6174b542.jpg[/img]

10. Pepperish: It is common to hear Nigerians describe a meal that has too much pepper in it as pepperish. The proper word should be ‘peppery’. No native English speaker uses the word pepperish” to describe the burning sensation we feel from eating pepper.

[img]http://i.onthe.io/vllkyt1vbvbsjj0ug8.906786d7.jpg[/img]

https://www.naij.com/904625-guilty-10-common-words-nigerians-use-daily-show-cant-speak-english.html?source=index_latest
RomanceRe: Meet The New Mr Nairaland 2017 Edition. Saintsamurai. The Most Cutest Guy. by jerryism(m): 3:00pm On Jul 24, 2016
[quote author=SAINTSAMURAII post=47836262]Am i the most handsome male romancelander?
check out my korea eyes, my spanish lips, my french smile, my british ear.
by the way i will be 2017 mr nairaland. who wants to bet?[/quote
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm....in ur dreams man..jux try anoda leg. BT u r wonderfully n fearfully made o. ur mama n papa dem try.
EducationRe: Take A Look At What JAMB Says About The Lists Sent To Universities by jerryism(m): 6:49am On Jul 22, 2016
DeKen:
Poor JAMBites. So much confusion. Bloggers coming up with JAMB policies here and there and JAMB struggling to keep up with counter information. So much for freedom of speech.
i dnt lame dem ..i blame d Nigeria system

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