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Nairaland GeneralRe: 10 Funny Answers To Common Nigerian silly Questions by jerrymej(m): 9:15pm On Mar 13, 2015
Funny indeed!
Jokes EtcRe: Picture Of How A Girl Sleep When In Her Boo's House And When At Home by jerrymej(m): 9:09pm On Mar 13, 2015
LOL!
Very hilarious.
CrimeRe: Photos From The Scene Of Today's Robbery Of FCMB At Lekki Phase 1 Estate,Lagos by jerrymej(m): 7:32am On Mar 13, 2015
Chai! Even devil sef get conscience na.
Jokes EtcRe: What Would You Do If This Happened To You? (must See) by jerrymej(m): 7:27am On Mar 12, 2015
Chai! That's too stressful though!

Beside if I don't and I can't be for riches thatks not from my bear labour! Can't go for rituals, so why should I think of what to do when I can't even be involve in such act!

Chai, 'OP' please direct your question to the desperate money makers.


Admin you know what next na!
FamilyRe: My Step-father Sneaked Into My Room And Made Love To Me by jerrymej(m): 6:43pm On Mar 11, 2015
Hmmm!
Dare's God o!
PoliticsRe: Charley Boy Picking Pimples From Patience Jonathan's Face (photo) by jerrymej(m): 7:26pm On Mar 09, 2015
Ah Ah!
Well who knows what their plans may be if not the both of them alone, or probably who it may concern.


Don't judge them o! Toh
PhonesRe: Have You Seen This In Your Area? (PIC) by jerrymej(m): 7:19pm On Mar 09, 2015
Mehn it's really cool for those that usual ask of airtime. I mean the send or recharge my line crew.

I don't mind buying it up to 20 pixies sending it for friends that demands airtime from me!
But some stubborn ones never appreciate my help.

Lol.
Well they've stopped selling it in my side sha. (It pains men though I've never use it to recharge my line)

Any way, I figure it as waste of papers.
But who cares!
PoliticsRe: 17 States That Might Make Buhari To Lose Presidential Election- Adedayo Ademuwag by jerrymej(m): 6:09pm On Mar 09, 2015
Isn't it Buhari again?
Metchew!!!
He's a specialist in failure just like Arsenal manager (Arsene Wenger).

Arsenal fans abeg na joke o!
PoliticsRe: 18 States Where Jonathan Might Lose This Election - Adedayo Ademuwagun by jerrymej(m): 6:06pm On Mar 09, 2015
Naira Land INEC chairman! Thank you.

Hmmm!
Isn't that your own thought?.

If I hear.
Nairaland GeneralRe: 6 Things You Must Not Do Before You Sleep by jerrymej(m): 6:51am On Mar 09, 2015
Hilarious No.6
SportsRe: Nedum Onuoha Left With Nasty Cut By Teammate (pics) by jerrymej(m): 3:19pm On Mar 08, 2015
Hard luck bro.
Christianity EtcRe: Where Was God Coming From Before HE Started Creation? by jerrymej(m): 3:16pm On Mar 08, 2015
dubemivan:
Am sorry sir! there is nothing to learn HERE instead you are here to get more headache and trouble into your life trying to learn from Nonsense!
LOL!
You definitely right my dear!
Christianity EtcRe: Where Was God Coming From Before HE Started Creation? by jerrymej(m): 11:38am On Mar 08, 2015
It's a rhetorical question! Doesn't deserve an answer.

Well am here to learn.
Forum GamesRe: Where Is The Cat In This Picture by jerrymej(m): 11:37am On Mar 08, 2015
Don't want to stress my eyes.
PoliticsRe: 25,000 Pastors To Hold Prayers For Buhari In Lagos by jerrymej(m): 11:29am On Mar 08, 2015
When has it become a norm for the muslims to be receiving prayers form the Christians. Spiritual fathers (pastors)?
I mean are there not Imams to cleanse them or to wish them success in their long-run activities?

Chai!

I thought he once said "christians should vote for Christians, and Muslims should vote for Muslims". So what business has he with the Men of God?.

I doubt this Man (Buhari), well am not convinced that he'll even win the election! Otherwise.
CelebritiesRe: Five Artists That Should Give Up Singing by jerrymej(m): 11:19am On Mar 08, 2015
Chai!
Thank God you said it's your opinion, otherwise.

Hmmm, Davido (O B O) still has a long way to go in the music industry! He's still indebted to his fans to satisfy them with his sweet hits as usual.

Don't even think of Davido to quit singing now. I thought you want to mention people that has not been making it in the industry or even those whose hit has not been making perfect sense of fun to fans.


Format the thread jor.
PoliticsRe: INEC CARD READER: See What Nigerians Are Saying About Their Experience by jerrymej(m): 11:10am On Mar 08, 2015
I laughed in many languages and many tunes.


Metchewwwwwww.


Any way GEJ till 2019.
FashionRe: Your Guide To Knowing Your Real Bra Size. by jerrymej(m): 11:06am On Mar 08, 2015
It even stressed than government work.

Chai! Any way, it's for ladies.
Christianity EtcRe: Shocking!!!!end Time Church Business (see Photo) by jerrymej(m): 11:02am On Mar 08, 2015
This are fake pastors,fouls prophets, deceivers, agent of the kingdom of darkness! Such are not called by God to serve him, rather they called their self.

Na hell be their potion... Surely!
Unless the repent before his kingdom comes.
PoliticsRe: I Taught they said this Man was brutal by jerrymej(m): 10:56am On Mar 08, 2015
LOL!b
TV/MoviesRe: AMVCA 2015: Check Out ALL The Red Carpet Photos (mercy Johnson Etc) by jerrymej(m): 10:50pm On Mar 07, 2015
Is that all?
More please!
CelebritiesRe: Denrele Edun's Outfit To AMVCA 2015 Has Got Everyone Talking!!!! (photos) by jerrymej(m): 10:46pm On Mar 07, 2015
Who cares!
PoliticsRe: Photo : This Lovely Boy Lost His Mum In Today's Bomb Blast ; Identity Unknown by jerrymej(m): 10:33pm On Mar 07, 2015
Hmm!
God knows best!
You shall live to become what you've been destined to be by God's grace.

So much petty on him.
PoliticsRe: Picture Of A Nigerian Soldier Killed By Boko Haram by jerrymej(m): 8:41pm On Mar 07, 2015
It's so painful that your life was lost in the course of fighting for a better Nigeria!
Hmmm! Rest In Peace Dear.
RomanceRe: I Will Kill My Girlfriend by jerrymej(m): 11:19pm On Mar 06, 2015
elipheleh:
As in ehn.. The guy reasoning too local. Gosh
Use Dirty in place of Local.

Very dirty reasoning.






Hmm, some guys be like 'I have order over this lady', and which is wrong (when she has not become your wife.
Chai.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Cheated On Me !!!! by jerrymej(m): 11:16pm On Mar 06, 2015
RicardozRichard:
Unfortunately am Uncle- smoker

mehn all those grammar you are writing serf I can c cos am smoking mount everest

Masa should I kill her or kill my serf is the advise I ask oooo


So can I continue smokinghuh
Mehn keep smoking till you either die in the act, or you lose your senses (went insane) and run into a vehicle (trailer precisely) to smash you.



Bad luck for you as you journey on to continue your weed!
RomanceRe: Is this the new trend? by jerrymej(m): 11:09pm On Mar 06, 2015
Just looking at the face only! Turning my face to laugh out loud.
RomanceRe: Features You First Look At In A Female Or Male by jerrymej(m): 11:06pm On Mar 06, 2015
Any weapon fashioned against my data to be waisted on this thread, I reject it IJN (Amen).

Closing thread with eyes closed.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Cheated On Me !!!! by jerrymej(m): 11:01pm On Mar 06, 2015
RicardozRichard:
Pls can u tell us how u escape from yaba lefthuh



I don't kW y some nairaland take somebody life as a profitable business


because I ask u for advise that y u call me Yeye


Its obviously u are smoking higher tobbaco than mine




so can I continue smoking
LOL!
I think smoking more tobacco adds more burdens To you! (Have you thought of the effect of tobacco?).
I'm an Anti-smoker.

Mehn forget about the fact she cheated on you! She has not become you wife so you have not order right to be harsh or rude to her (even to the extent of contemplating either to kill her). For now she's still a cloth in the market. Don't kill yourself because of a girl you never knew whether you end up in marrying her.

Forget about it all and move on with your life! Simple.
RomanceRe: I Will Kill My Girlfriend by jerrymej(m): 10:32pm On Mar 06, 2015
Na your Pikin or na your girl friend? Hmm local reasoning.
How can you kill someone's daughter because she cheated on you? Has she been betrothed you?
Kill her and face the law!
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Cheated On Me !!!! by jerrymej(m): 10:27pm On Mar 06, 2015
Chai!
Must you waste my Data?
Hmmm, no kill person pikin o! (Not advisable).
Just take a bottle of acid at least for it to chop up the burden in you heart!

Or if that's to stressful! Just enter a boat, on the middle of the river (like Niger or benue) you just jump into the water so that the water will cool down to your burdens.

Yeye! If you like no go commit suicide make person happy.

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