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Ma Broda no be lai! I be victim of that number '4', and I did intentionally, trust students they'll still eat the food.

Me sef tire for their matter.




LOL! Am not bad though, just doing bad things in a good way!

Well, no much concern, hence am still eating pounded yam, porridge, fried yam, yam flavor and the rest made of yam. LOL!

But come to think of it, the export ones from Nigeria all those while, is the money been paid to my account or have I gain any thing in return Why should I so much bordered of it if Japan and Ghana is leading in the exporting raise?

Thank God I still have enough of it to eat... Mehn let me fried some this money sef.

Heeeii, oya swear!
― If you didn't kill earthworm with
salt.
― If you didn't play rubber band.
― If you never bathed in the rain.
― If nobody told you about India vs
Nigeria 99-1.
― If you didn't sleep on the couch
and wake
up on the bed
― if u didn't throw your milk tooth
on the
roof for the lizards to take it and
give you new ones.
― If you didn't just wash your
hands and legs instead of
bathing when going to school.
― If you didn't act film in
uncompleted building or under bed
with friends.
― If you never flew a kite.
- If you didn't use ur two legs to
build houses with sand.
- If u didn't write ur name on
paper and insert it into ur pen
so that no one will steal it.
- If u didn't close d fridge door
really slowly to see when d
lights went off.
- If u neva waved @ white birds
expectin ur nails to b whiter
- If u neva heard of a ghost dat
stays under
mango trees @nights
- If u didn't drive a single car
Tyre with a stick and called it
ur car!
- If u didnt mix garri n sugar in
ur pocket and eat while
walking in the street.
- If u never did mama and papa
play i.e. cookin grass nd
sand witout fire.
- If you didn't play table soccer.
with bottle
cover.....
.....then I guess ur Childhood
wasn't fun!
Oya choose which one u do
Do you knw its not jangilova epo
motor? it is JINGLE OVER LIKE A
MOTOR!! I bet u didn't knw. Don't
be shy, I didn't know either until
now I am sure 99.9 % of adults
that grew up in Nigeria dnt knw
dat d nursery rhyme "sandalili
sandalili" is actually "standard
living standard living". I knw u are
singing it now again, smiles
***Confess.! are u guilty?
hahahaha!

At age 4, my mum told me that at then if am pressed at night I'll call her or call any or my elderly one to go with me to the bath room.

See level!!
Mehn if my school hostel crest like this, why would I've to live OFF-K..

Come and see KSU hostel.

Chai! OP you deserve to be punished in this forum....
Admin do something jor...
See their comments as if their schools own no worst pass this one..
Hahahahaha

Chai! OP you deserve to be punished in this forum....
Admin do something jor...

Hahahahaha

As if that is not enough.

Mehn! My course this semester no be Beans oo!

Mehn! I don't blame them when they can not mercy human life hence you're a victim of any atrocity.

Two versions stories! Which would I believe? Hmmm Na God Win oo.

Abeggie! Make I hear word jor.

It's seems no witch from their communities has discover them doing it, otherwise they'll utilize the opportunity to finish them...

Mehn make I hear say na ordinary...

It's seems no witch from their communities has discover them doing it, other they'll utilize the opportunity...

Mehn make I hear say na ordinary...

robosky02:
this guy is on course lets give him a chance

by the way the guys he has picked are the best in the land.
against tanzania i think they can hol thier own. even enyimba can just do it

Did you just say 'the best in the land'? Never they can't be... Rather they are good as well.

This is heartless! No matter the offense he may have committed...

Too bad.

For christ sake he's human like her.

But what?

Hmmm! Well I do experience it years back when am using Java! Now with BB my 1K is always boarded few days for my subscription to expire to auto renew... I prefer Data to airtime.. When am using java after my data is exhausted I just keep flexing with Music and viewing pics...

Where is the fresh fish you? @ OP.

Forget about them!!
They'll soon see their monthly period in less than a day!!!

Mehn nothing is strange in Naija! I believe them...

If it's suits you so!

Good night as well! @ OP.

That's an Old Version! New version available...

May God crown his effort to make it in Live.

Trust Nigerians, they can smash that ATM.

Abstain from her, else she'll lead you into a pit of HELL!!!

This na Human Bat/spiritual Bat!! Chai Daries God !!!

In their next world will he Apologize to them!!!

Jobless Elders a call them... Rubbish.

Which apology again?

Death consumption!

What ever! Dorr....

Beside who cares!

Mehn! Her BRA get swags.