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Make this 28 of march reach self, so that people go rest!

Everyday if not Buhari it Will Goodluck.

Ah Ah!

Lol guys dr r tinz you all do evrytime dat makes
us laff evrytym and the high time you stop doing
it, the berra for you. Maybe its d reason why dat
babe you'v been eyein doesn't call you. Now
here are some funny questions guys normally
ask wen the call we girls

1: have you eaten? ( Like seriously? Why why
why? If I havnt eatn nko? Would u buy a whole
mega chicken restaurant for me?)

2: what are you wearing? ( Fig leaves!! Duuh)
watelse would I be wearing if not clothes

3: did you miss me? ( No I Ddnt miss u, I missed
my period!) Lool

4: did you go to church? ( I swear we aren't
pagans, dats why we pray for a God fearing guy!
So we should be askn u dat question!)

5: don't you go out? ( Lol wats your business if
we don't go out? We dnt want to be raped or
kidnapped dats why we stay indoors)

Lol ladies add yours.

Hmm! Who cares.

Were you given Lady/Girls as a course study in school?

Chai, you just list everything!

I think with this, I can predict you'll graduate with first class in this course!

BIS with MTN is like mad here (it load's page faster than even been connected with call).

See the man face like waiting I no fit call!
LOL.

GOD FORGIVE ME!

Can't predict politicians.

Well! GEJ TILL 2015

Tell the truth, if the job is yours, sure you'll get.
If you are not given the job, believe it that it wasn't for you!


God sure pass!

Yet to comment my view!
'll be back to comment when am done with my cooking!

I don't support quitting the relationship, it think you should seek for ways of handling and cheating spouse! It's gonna be a shameful thing when such a relationship that has gone a long way (2yrs) even to the point of fixing a date of the traditional wedding be put to an end due to this fact.
I expect you think of other ways to handle him rather than quitting.



For me o!

Changing surname like pants
Chai, nothing we person no go hear for this Naija.

Na waooooo!

Chai, God how me won take see the real one? If not by God's mercy who's even the real one on this whole earth again!

Installation continue.

Hahaha!

OP she has told you plainly that she didn't love you! I mean for God sake, '8 months' in love with her and she didn't reciprocate? Wao that patience you're about giving your self is the worst thought that gets to you!
So tell me, are you saying this babe isn't in love with any other guy? Or you thinking she's still laying your proposal to God.
Abeg don't be a looser (like Arsenal), you better let that bond between you and her to go!
Have you asked you self this question like, 'What if I waited and at the end she said didn't I told you before now that I didn't feel for you'?
Who is at lost then!

Wao! This is called a problem again?
Hmm aren't you the one who choose not to have it?
Isn't it your liken?
Mehn I don't she a problem in you in this case.

OP I nearly faint when I view your DP only to see what scares me!
I be like, jesos! Who did this to her? What did she do to deserve this? Chai!




Hmmm you have concluded that it's really exciting, so it mean you 've agreed to go with him right?
Save trip.
Chai!

First class lair.

Can't in your shoe!

Hmmm! I feel grieved.

Rest in Peace Bro.

Propaganda!
Propaganda!!
Propaganda!!!

Chai! I fear Naija.

Let him go to church on Sunday to give the testimony!

If I hear.

We all know Arsene Wenger is a specialist in failure, and he always have something (excuses) to say when he ever loses a game.
To no doubt are Arsenal fans!


Here are some key excuses and complain that they are give.....

1. Our defense are not complete (usually the fans).

2. Our best mid-fielders are having injury and no one to give that final pass. (like Ozil or Carsola). [Always from the fans].

3. Giroud na minus one, he is not a striker, is because welbeck and Podoski are not fit that's why the managed him!
They have forgotten when Giroud is lucky to score he'll be called the best striker in EPL.

4. Wenger is the cause of the lose: hmm! Now Arsenal fans 'll put the whole blame on Arsene Wenger, for not starting some so called key plays or not making the sub earlier (like against Monaco, why wenger no start Chambalin, why Wenger no start Wilshare, why him start three attackers, why him no sub Giroud earlier, why Wenger no start Walcut?).
Chai all this questions for only wenger! How won't him be confused in making the next game line up worst than this you are complaining! The blame on him isn't it much to handle?

5. The referee (Match officials precisely): Hmm this one both Wenger and the fans complain. Always the match Officials are against the lose of Arsenal match. The be like, "why the referee no award that penalty? Is that goal not offside? That foul deserves red card, he doesn't deserves that red car, that ball has went passed the touch line na".
Chai na only Arsenal the get this complain wella.

6. Wenger is the cause that we are losing match why can't him afford to buy quality players that has better experience rather than the this little children he buys at the rate of $1.5million. (Arsenal has said a lot about this, wenger is a stingy coach, when the give him $50 million to buy a matured play, he'll use it to buy three man squad (33 plays) $1.5million each, deceiving them that he wants to train them. (chai Wenger abeg change from this stingy act. Please its not your own personal money na, why 're you stingy to spend it in buying quality players!

7. This one self the provoke me die! Arsenal fans and Coach be like na "Na we first go for that player o, before Chelsea or Man city come buying" (meaning Chelsea or Man city are always against their down fall)!


Hmmm let me reserve the rest! But main while add yours.

Don't take it too harsh!
Thanks.

You can't believe I missed the 3rd goal due to power failure!

Chai.

Arsenal has spoiled my day!



Up Chelsea!!! Up Madrid.


Arsene Wenger a specialist in failure.

inevitableme:
the way u don analyze this game so, e be same u fit coach dis arsenal team dan wenger oh. Were are the arsenal fans, we have finally gotten a betta replace to wenger. Lmao

Lol!
Arsenal lacks chance utilization!



Unlucky Arsenal.
Am proud of Chelsea far better than Arsenal.

Well they are better than Man city that can't dominate when they meet with outside English clubs!

Arsenal can kill some one!
Chai!

Monaco, not Munich, not Barcelona. Yet they can't impress some one to change their record of not crossing the round of 16 for the past two seasons now.



Gooooaaaaaalllllllllllllllllllll


Arsenal 0-2 Monaco.

Chai, one Arsenal fan here don vess live hall.


Giroud na -1.

inevitableme:
U don forget say arsene wenger don coach monaco before? He knw wht he is doing. Talking abt tactic, wenger is a guru. Lmao. How the heat over dere, hope any arsenal fan neva faint? Hope the are tink coping? Lmao

Hahaha, (can't stop laughing).

Arsene Wenger a specialist in failure!

Na wao!
Can't believe you are here composing this thread while am here consoling Arsenal fans.

inevitableme:
bro, dat nt an excuse. Arsenal are independent on individual player oh. See one arsenal fan near me self. Lmao

LOL.

No one in the midfield to move the ball, apart from Carsola and Sanchez! Ozil is doing nothing rather than some few passes that he drops.

The life of Chambalin is needed in this game. Am not an Arsenal fan rather.

Chelsea fan.

inevitableme:
hahahha, so monaco go comot arsenal? I tink say na only bayern munich sabi comot dem oh

Hmm forget about Wenger, he has no plane to escape this round or 16! His tactics is very poor, starting his three top strikers worsen the game. No Carsola, no Arsenal midfield.
He's the only one that's forwarding the game, partially Sanchez.

Well I hope he makes a quick change.

No Carsola, no Arsenal Midfield

Goooooaaaaaaaallllllllllllll!


Poor Arsenal.

Hmmm!

Quiet pathetic!

Chai!
Really beautiful women!
Make I adjust my look small, say NA married women!