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RomanceRe: Which Of These Statements Make A Lady Feel Happy The More? by jerrymej(m): 7:58pm On Feb 19, 2015
Mehn the question na for ladies o.
RomanceRe: If You Were Asked To Get Married Under This Condition by jerrymej(m): 7:55pm On Feb 19, 2015
ask4bk:
I'm 85 too oh. cry
Abi o!
Then no be me for fall the victim alone o.
EducationRe: Is It Advisable To Laminate Your Certificate? by jerrymej(m): 5:14pm On Feb 19, 2015
At owners risk.
When the Lamination machine is over hot it with no doubt if the operator is not smart in it, it 'll get burned. (A victim. But not on my certificate though).
RomanceRe: If You Were Asked To Get Married Under This Condition by jerrymej(m): 5:00pm On Feb 19, 2015
hadura29:
I am happy for you coz it's an impossible condition.....if not







Father Abraham pele ooo
Lol.
My dear no be small thing o.

85! Jesus.
SportsRe: Who Are Your Best Footballers Of All-time? (the Players You Watched Play) by jerrymej(m): 4:42pm On Feb 19, 2015
Hmmm this a nice thread.
Well I started watching football not quite long (1999/2000), and I must say I gained pleasure watching football. (Like seriously).
I watch football to know the various positions that my Favorite footballers played most especially when the played in clubs that they make names.
My list of my favorite best footballers are according to where they are fit.

Here it goes:::
GOAL KEEPERS
- Gianluigi Buffon (Italy)
- Petr Cech (Cech Republic / Chelsea)

DEFENDERS
LEFT BACK
- Philip Lahm (Germany / Bayernmunic)
- Roberto Carlos (Brazil / Real madrid)
- Ahsley Cole (England / Chelsea)
RIGHT BACK
- Daniel Alves Da Silva (Brazil / Barcelona)
- Gialuca Zambortta (Italy / AC Milan)
CENTRE BACK
- John George Terry (England / Chelsea)
- Sergio Ramos (Spain / Real madrid)
- Fabio Cannavaro (Italy / Real madrid)
CENTRE BACK SWEEPERS
- Thiago Silva (Brazil / PSG)
- Ricardo Carvalho (Portugal / Chelsea)
- Lucimar Ferreira Da Silva [LUCIO] (Italy / Juventus)

MIDFIELDERS
DEFENSIVE MID FIELDERS
- Danielle De Rossi (Italy / Roma. Highest scoring mid fielder in Italy)
- Owen Lee Hargreaves (Canada / Manchester United)
BOX-BOX MID FIELDERS
- Cesc Fabregas (Spain / Barcelona / Chelsea)
- Bastain Schweinsteiger (Germany / Bayern munich)
- Stephen Gerrard (England / Liverpool)
MID FIELDER PLAY MAKERS
- Andrea Pirlo (Italy / Juventus)
- Xavi (Spain / Barcelona)
- Luka Mudric (Croatia / Totenham / Real Madrid)
ATTACKING MID FIELDERS
- Toni Kroos (Germany / Bayern Munich)
- Andres Iniesta (Spain / Barcelona)

FORWARDS
LEFT WINGERS
-Ronaldinho (Brazil / Barcelona / Milan)
- Arjen Robben (Netherlands / Bayern Munich)
- Pires (France / Aston Villa)
RIGHT WINGERS
- Cristiano Ronaldo (Portugal / Manchester United & Real madrid)
- David Beckham (England / Real Madrid PSG)
- Angel Di Maria (Argentina / Real Madrid)
SECOND STRIKERS
- Raul (Spain / Real madrid)
- Lionel Messi (Argentina / Barcelona)
CENTRE FORWARDS
- Didier Drogba (Ivory Coast / Chelsea)
- Zlantan Ibrahimovic ( Sweden / Barcelona / PSG)
- Diego Forlan Corazo (Uruguay / Atlitico Madrid 134 Goals)

STRIKERS
- Fernando Torres (Spain / Liverpool)
- Ronaldo De Lima (Brazil / Real madrid)
- Samuel Eto.O (Cameroon / Barcelona / Inter Milan).





Those are my best time footballers, though they are other impressive ones like the live of; Harzad, Oscar, Nayma, Klose, Toure, Matic, James Rodriquez, Bale, Koke, Rues, Juan Mata, Vanpersie etc. that I love watching.
Don't counter me, they are my favorite and am not saying they are the best in football.
Time may not permit I'd have give reasons why I make them my favorites.
Thanks all.
RomanceRe: How Do I Survive Her Incessant Disturbance by jerrymej(m): 9:33am On Feb 19, 2015
If you can't see her as your wife don't waste her time making her your girlfriend.
Datewithpurpose.
RomanceRe: How Do I Survive Her Incessant Disturbance by jerrymej(m): 9:26am On Feb 19, 2015
Charass say "See me seeGbege".

Hmmm just following comments sha.
RomanceRe: Evils Men Do! by jerrymej(m): 9:18am On Feb 19, 2015
It's quite touching!

Nothing is more beautiful than a real smile that has struggled through tears!
Never lose yourself while trying to hold to hold on to someone who doesn't care of losing you.
It's not always easy, but that's life with humans. Be strong and know that there are better days ahead. Hmmm
RomanceRe: May God Help Any Man Who Decides To Settle With A Nigerian Girl by jerrymej(m): 8:45am On Feb 19, 2015
In short; not all.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: dear romancelanders: my apology to those i have insulted by jerrymej(m): 8:19am On Feb 19, 2015
You're forgiven.
Hence my breakfast is set before me.
RomanceRe: OMG: Pictures Of A Nigerian Girl Proposing To Her Boyfriend by jerrymej(m): 8:16am On Feb 19, 2015
Well its her choice and it's base on the love she has for the guy!
And me, hence I loved and cherished her, why won't I accept it? (I will). It shows me she truly love's me.

That's mine opinion though.
RomanceRe: Serious Matter by jerrymej(m): 8:03am On Feb 19, 2015
CuteEmma:
it's the man's fault.. That charge for murder was deserving..
Was she murdered or she committed suicide?
And if it's suicide she commit, won't they law trace every fact in the story to held the Boyfriend responsible for the law? in fact she committed suicide the man has no law to face rather than mere interrogation to reveal the cause of his wife's suicide.
He absolved the pain by his silent and self disciplined act. I see no reason why the law should beheld him.
RomanceRe: Serious Matter by jerrymej(m): 7:54am On Feb 19, 2015
I doubt it's real. But if it's real then the WIFE is at fault.
Possibly the law would have traced the Boyfriend and as well be the present position where the man is.
Because I figure it that the man is self disciplined and he is slow at anger or even so I might it's the best way he wish to absolve the pain and guilt of his wife, (I most credit him as a servant of God). Otherwise he wouldn't hesitate to send the wife packing. Or even hurting the boyfriend (some annoyed person can even go to the point of Killing the both instantly and which is wrong). But I guess he is a strong man in heart.

Falk the Law before him.
Hmmm.
RomanceRe: If You Were Asked To Get Married Under This Condition by jerrymej(m): 7:40am On Feb 19, 2015
They won kill person?

Mine is 85! And at "85" what can I still do!

Thank God sef say the thing na impossible condition.
FamilyRe: Using Condom In Marriage:good Or Bad? by jerrymej(m): 7:37am On Feb 19, 2015
Use Condom say waiting na? Ah
FamilyRe: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by jerrymej(m): 9:04pm On Feb 18, 2015
ammyluv2002:
She will visit her grandmother in the village for at least 3 months.
You are right!
Christianity EtcRe: Do You Think Someone Can Actually Bewitch Or Curse Another Person? by jerrymej(m): 8:58pm On Feb 18, 2015
obiak4:
think again bro the spiritual control the physical 100% efficiency
my 10000 cowries contribution
What ever occurrence in life I believe it's God that signed it. No life can be taken unaware before God! He knows better, human cause might only reflect on you if you aren't faithful to God. And if it happened then believe it that it has been sign from day one even before you existence.
RomanceHealth Tips For Ladies!!!! by jerrymej(op): 4:21pm On Feb 18, 2015
HEALTH TIPS 2D LADIES
1. U are expected 2 wear ur bra 4 notin less than
12hrs per day except d place u r is nt safe.
2. After ur monthly flow, it is advisable 2 eat beans
once or 2wice per mth 2 restore bak part of d
useful blood u ve lost.
3. Almost all d ladies are food handlers, so u ar
expected 2 kip ur fingernails short nd clean, cos
hardly can short nails habour germs compare 2
long fingers dat u use 2 scratch ur dis tin, nd u wnt
wash it b4 cookin.
4. Always cover ur head wen cooking cos no mata
hw u maintain it, dere is stil dangruff dere.
5. U ar expected 2 always shave ur armpit nd
pussy...most esp pussy, cos as a lady dat is stil
menstratin nd has over grown hair in ur vagina,
diaris probability dat sum blood wil stil hang
around d sumtin, nd a careless guy wil enter such
bushy pussy lyk dat..na infectn tin b dat nw.
6. 4 sum ladies dat do tek 7up, coke nd any gas
drinks after avin sex 4 protectn against pregnant, u
r only diggin ur grave small small, ulcer is knockin
@ ur door if u dnt know
7. 4 dos ladies dat is avin sex wt sumbody dat is up
2 b ur father or grandfather, nd u ar formin
bigirl...sorry 4u, dnt u kno dat d alkaline in deir
sperm is weak already, so dey ar mekin use of d
acidity in ur pussy 2 boost deir sperm...so dey wil
b lukin young every day nd able 2 perform very
well nd u as a lady ur reproductive system is gettin
weak but money no allow u get sense...SO TAKE
NOTE!


Am expecting the Ladies to even mention the "Health Tips for the Guys".
RomanceRe: » Top 10 Female Nairalanders With The Cutest Smiles by jerrymej(m): 3:48pm On Feb 18, 2015
Am just passing!
Christianity EtcRe: Do You Think Someone Can Actually Bewitch Or Curse Another Person? by jerrymej(m): 3:37pm On Feb 18, 2015
I don't believe in superstition!
I only believed that what ever happens in this life has been set exact right from day one.
PoliticsRe: Asari Dokubo On Pilgrimage In Saudi Arabia (Pictures) by jerrymej(m): 2:47pm On Feb 18, 2015
Hmm, God is so merciful.
PoliticsRe: Prof. Solomon Olamilekan Dies Of Stiff Neck by jerrymej(m): 2:42pm On Feb 18, 2015
When someone dies, the incident brings sorrow. This is because death creates a vacuum that may not be easily filled. Death is an experience that is universal; it can happen to anyone at any time. Hence there is the need to appropriately and adequately prepare for this occurrence if we are to face it with confidence.

Rest in peace!
RomanceRe: How To Dump Your Girlfriend Without Hurting Her Feelings by jerrymej(op): 8:50am On Feb 18, 2015
falconey:
what if my reason is dumping her for her friend .........you think it won't hurt her feelings?
Dumping her for her friend is a silly and quite obvious act I guess.
It's bad of you coming in between friends to ruin them.
RomanceHow To Dump Your Girlfriend Without Hurting Her Feelings by jerrymej(op): 8:26am On Feb 18, 2015
If you know that your girlfriend is wrong for you,
then it is time to end the relationship. That can
sound easy at first, but can be very difficult to
execute, especially if you are afraid of breaking
her heart. However, the worst thing that you can
possibly do is drag on a relationship if you are
unhappy. Learn how to break up with someone
with decency, tact, maturity and caring.
STEP 1
Explain your reason for wanting to break up with
clarity. Breaking up with a girlfriend with vague
and convoluted reasoning can just leave her
upset, paranoid and more confused. Before
breaking up with her, take a long hard look at
your thought process and examine your true
reasons. Make sure your decision is truly how
you feel. Whether you feel you are taking
different paths in life or fight too much, be
honest and open with her about your reason to
terminate the relationship for good.
STEP 2
Firmly close the door on the relationship. One
mistake people often make when breaking up is
leaving hope that the relationship might have a
future again someday, even when it doesn't.
Avoid giving your girlfriend false hope about the
future if you intend on breaking up permanently.
This will only lead to hurt feelings and more
heartache for her in the end.
STEP 3
Avoid breaking up on the phone. Break up with
your girlfriend face-to-face, in person. Breaking
up through a phone call can come across as
heartless, impersonal and just plain rude. Make
the effort and take the time to do so in person.
This will show her that you value your former
relationship enough to speak to her in person.
STEP 4
End the relationship as soon as you realize it is
over. As soon as you determine that the
relationship has no future and is going nowhere,
break up with your girlfriend. Remaining in a
relationship you want to flee is unhealthy and
can leave you with feelings of resentment and
suffocation. Stringing your girlfriend along is
also selfish. Avoid wasting your time and hers.
Break up with her as soon as you come to your
realization.
STEP 5
Break up with your girlfriend privately. Breakups
can be very emotional situations. Provide your
girlfriend with the dignity of a quiet and private
location when you break up with her, whether it
is at your house or in a quiet nook of a park.
Avoid taking her to a romantic spot (such as a
favorite restaurant), however, as that could
mislead her into thinking that everything is fine
between the two of you.
PoliticsRe: President’s Wife Behind Okrika Violence – Amaechi by jerrymej(m): 7:34am On Feb 18, 2015
elantraceey:
Like you don't know this is Nigeria undecided
I guess so that he didn't know how Nagerians
politicians can do anything for character
assassination of their political opponents.
If nigeria's politicians could politicize a deadly
group like bokoharam in order to score cheap
political points, what can they not do to discredit
their opponents?
RomanceRe: Bills On First Date by jerrymej(m): 12:14am On Feb 18, 2015
Question for ladies you said.
RomanceRe: No Sane Guy Will Marry A Nairaland Female by jerrymej(m): 12:11am On Feb 18, 2015
See this guy!!

Do think there's no life (sweet life) for them after "NL"?
What makes you think that the act some that some of them put in here is the same the put in at their various vicinity or outside here?
There is no point for you to ask anyone not to marry any of the NL lady hence you can't tell how deep is their love or affect rather.

Well one man food is another man's poison.
Your headache is not the same as mine or any other person's own. Judge your self.

If you've a grudge with anyone here (female in particular) try to settle than picking offense on them all.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: PSG Vs Chelsea: UCL (1 - 1) On 17th February 2015 by jerrymej(m): 12:02am On Feb 18, 2015
chidyke77:
Though I trust Mourinho,parking the bus and waiting on counter is the only way to make it through for Chelsea bcus PSG wl be eager to score.
You are right!
He 'll play a massive defense less attack.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: PSG Vs Chelsea: UCL (1 - 1) On 17th February 2015 by jerrymej(m): 11:59pm On Feb 17, 2015
tiswell:
U mean PSG cannot score more than a lone goal @the stamford bridge...
Never said so! It's an option for them.
Otherwise!
RomanceRe: Why Are Ladies On Nairaland So Rude??? by jerrymej(m): 11:57pm On Feb 17, 2015
searching4love:
Bleep off undecided bloody woman wrapper
As you may thing!
RomanceRe: 36 Questions That Will Make Anyone Fall In Love With You by jerrymej(m): 11:55pm On Feb 17, 2015
Still thinking!
RomanceRe: . by jerrymej(m): 11:51pm On Feb 17, 2015
How can I stand the chance to believe this na?

Hmmm well it's possible, and if really then you're not "silly" rather you form Classy.

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