HEALTH TIPS 2D LADIES
1. U are expected 2 wear ur bra 4 notin less than
12hrs per day except d place u r is nt safe.
2. After ur monthly flow, it is advisable 2 eat beans
once or 2wice per mth 2 restore bak part of d
useful blood u ve lost.
3. Almost all d ladies are food handlers, so u ar
expected 2 kip ur fingernails short nd clean, cos
hardly can short nails habour germs compare 2
long fingers dat u use 2 scratch ur dis tin, nd u wnt
wash it b4 cookin.
4. Always cover ur head wen cooking cos no mata
hw u maintain it, dere is stil dangruff dere.
5. U ar expected 2 always shave ur armpit nd
pussy...most esp pussy, cos as a lady dat is stil
menstratin nd has over grown hair in ur vagina,
diaris probability dat sum blood wil stil hang
around d sumtin, nd a careless guy wil enter such
bushy pussy lyk dat..na infectn tin b dat nw.
6. 4 sum ladies dat do tek 7up, coke nd any gas
drinks after avin sex 4 protectn against pregnant, u
r only diggin ur grave small small, ulcer is knockin
@ ur door if u dnt know
7. 4 dos ladies dat is avin sex wt sumbody dat is up
2 b ur father or grandfather, nd u ar formin
bigirl...sorry 4u, dnt u kno dat d alkaline in deir
sperm is weak already, so dey ar mekin use of d
acidity in ur pussy 2 boost deir sperm...so dey wil
b lukin young every day nd able 2 perform very
well nd u as a lady ur reproductive system is gettin
weak but money no allow u get sense...SO TAKE
NOTE!


Am expecting the Ladies to even mention the "Health Tips for the Guys".

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funny Bt very true