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TEACHER: There will be a Practical Biology test next
week.
Contrary to his nature, Akpos reads his book from
cover to cover like no man's business.
On test day, teacher lines up about 5 birds, covering
each with a piece of cloth so only their legs are
visible.
QUESTION 1: Looking at the leg of a bird write,
down its common name, species, family, zoological
name,
habitat etc.
After about 20 mins of frustration and not writing
down anything, Akpos storms to the teacher's desk
and
slams his blank sheet in front of the teacher.
AKPOS: Sir, this test makes no sense! I am going
home!
TEACHER: What a rude boy! Come back here. What
is your name?
Akpos raises his trouser and points to his leg "Oya,
you too, look at my leg and tell me my name, my
surname, my house address, what tribe I come
from". one word for akpos

•A guy asked u for sex, and u ask
him ''do u love
me?". What do u expect him to say or
Are U a
LEARNER ?
•Half naked girls are hot,while well
dressed girls
are beautiful...Hell is hot,while
heaven is
beautiful...thechoice is yours?
•You have slept with over 10 girls
without
protection yet you go to the barbers
shop with
your personal clipper. What are you
preventing
•Guys always know who their heart
belongs to,so if
you like cook chicken in diamond
sauce or do
monkey style in bed,if its not you,
can't b u
•In America wen a couple go to bed
dey say "Good
nighte my love" In Britain "Sweet
dreams darling"
In Nigerija "Did u lock d Gate, doors
& windows?
•You cannot say "I can't date you, I
have a
boyfriend" and be asking for money.
GTBank staff
cannot receive salary from UBA bank!
•My name is Funmi, I used my friend
to set up my
boyfried to c if he'll cheat on me.
Now they've sent
me weding Invitation. WhAT AM I? A)
Learner
God sent C) Fool
•No Guy will ever tell a Lady "i ve a
GF" when
asking her out. Their National
Anthem is "we had
issues & we've broken up"
•welcome to Nigeria where the
government is
responsible and blamed for every
damn things. if
mosquito bite you, you will blame
the government
•No guy is single,you either snatch
him from
someone or share him with someone,
the most
important thing is to be the highest
ShareHolde. I
•woke up today,someone somewhere
just took
their last breath. Thank You God for
blessing me
more than I deserve
•35yr old first class graduate without
job and u dey
follow Lil'Wayne sing 'I Ain't Got no
worries' ...yoUr life is on SOS
•Idiot girl said: "I dated him for
GOOD 10 years and
he broke my heart" fool, what's GOOD
in the
years?
•(1).Sex won't make him love u (2). A
baby won't
make him stay. If you're doubting
me, kindly ask
TUFACE
•No matter how nice you are to a
goat, it will still
eat your yam
•You make his 'Dick' hard, u carry
him enter room,
he don off shirt, then u shout April
Fool... My
sister, he will RAPE ur Destiny!!