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MzLarem:
This news I'm hearing aint cool @ all ooo..its annoying jawe. ..Is it a crime 2 wanna go 2 skul? Dey give a stupid criteria 4 admission,u pass d criteria..still,u'll get shitty reasons 4 nt being admitted or sumtin..#messed up country.

lolss,honestly,tho I'd gained admission,I'm jst wishn I'd chosen anoda skul like ABU or FUTMINNA cos of dis tin Unilorin's doin.nawa for dem.we'll all keep prayingg..believe me,d rest of d NL guys dt r stl waiting can ave dia names in d 2nd list..den odas wu r not on NL can fill d oda space left.BELIEVE!

I dnt tnk Unilorin is still making use of dt calender on dia website,abi?

starkid7k:
bro gud mawin
bro I partially disagree with d person dah compose dix question bcux the person with 42% was a remedial student. BTW d names of admitted student was uploaded on their website i.e on individual portal. And that of Indigene I disagree cux i dnt tink IDGAF is 4rm kwara likewise me.
Bro I believe ur name is surely in d second batch likewise evry oda person in dix thread waiting 4 2nd list.
Stay safe Bro

not from kwara too

boombay:
MY QUESTIONS FOR AMBALI



1:SIR,WHEN ARE WE GOING TO BRAZIL ON A VACATION..
2:WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO RELEASE YOUR DAUGHTER'S HAND IN MARRIAGE TO ME!

lols.boombay!! abi na bombom sef

MzLarem:
all dis gals like 2 dey fall my hand,ahswear.
Send ur acct number 2 sveen,tell him 2 send money..then u'll talk! Its cos u guys re replying him 4 free..dats y he still thinks he can munch ur brain.

as in screen muncher

MzLarem:
Lmaoo..all d intending doctors..shey u see? Dey will sell u last last ni

lolsss.jst sell me to myself and pay me d money.I go dey alright with dt..

MzLarem:
Lolzz...Y I neva get buyer 4 dis boy since?

lolsss.dey find na..U go see

MzLarem:
Lol..Na doctor sef go treat doctor.

abi babalawo.doctor sickness nor dey get namal drugs.na babalawo incantatns dey heal dem.lols

MzLarem:
Dats d 1st tin I've got 2 do since 3 days ago..eat nd swallow bitter pills..

thank God u felt d bitterness in d pills,now u'll consider my suggestion of making drugs a lil bit sweet.lolsss.I don give u assignment

MzLarem:
Good morning Everyone..Wanna say a big thank you 2 everyone of you dat wished me well yday. Ur prayers nd wishes alone made me strong.. May God grant all our heart desires nd one of mine is to meet u all in UIL.
Yea,d moniker dat amuses me is 'lotusflower'..wat? Wat were u thinking? Dat I'll miss out? Lailai..I no dey carry last.
Thanks once again nd I love u guys.
Cc:
Temmi001
Haywhy911
GideonG
DharmyYinks
Pelhumie
IQDONABLE(I'm nt sure I spelt it right tho)
Mrtopeqs(na me dey form like transformer abi)
Jackossky
TheMainMan
lhorla
Nicky058
Noboddy
Duke89(my sweet father-in-law dat offered me my favorite meal)
Jerryspan
Ipinlaxy
LegitLayo
Nd to all others I can't remember..Ese oo,merci,gracias,Nagode...wetin be thank u in igbo sef..add it urself

lolssssss..u no dey carry last na..sheybe na u be our squad leader..welcome,ma.hope ur fully recovered?

Akjwyzepal:
Yea man Dis d site I use but they didnt av my desired 2face song, i already downloaded Let somebody love u, and If love is a crime. But stil looking 4
* see me so.
* Higher spiritual healing.
* Dance floor
* Ihe neme
* For instance
* My rainbow
* Enter the place
* Be there
* Nfana Ibaga
Pls if u have any on ur fone u could upload it on 247waptricks.tk i wil download frm there. THANKS

higher Spiritul healing by 2face Wen him become pastor

LEGITLAYO:
Oga mi.. . I hail.
Nah surprisingly it didnt..
High hopes for the next list.
The best is always saved for last

yea Boss..we'll be here to celebrate togeda.....Mzlarem,wetin happen na..abeg get well soon johr,so u'll ave enuf strenght to rejoice wen d alert comes..

LEGITLAYO:
I greet all my bosses on here. ...
✌✌✌✌✌✌✌
High hopes.
Anticipate...
Gideong, Nobodyy
Sveen
DharmyYinks .
Mzlarem speedy recovery.
Duke59..
Boombay.
Greatscholar.

Stay on chill guys.
The most antipathy alert will soon come

LEGITBABA,aw u dey,sir?shey ur alert came with the first list?

Temmi001:
Drop the ''MONIKER'' (Not person) that amuses you on this Thread.,,
Mine:
Boombay: Sounds like bum-bum..lol
IDGAF: I so feel this moniker.
Khassy: Whatever it means tho
Noboddy: It's this one that amuses me the most. How would someone calm down and give himself Noboddy?
Gentleman100: Lol, and you wanna go to NDA? Ok, kontinuuu...

sveen..d pronunciatn no smooth for mouth

NOBODYY:
Maybe they want to release the second list first Then they'll activate payment of acceptance fee

IMO tho'

anxiously awaiting ur goodnews bro.

Shey be dem talk sey online reg for freshers go commence today and dem payment for acceptance neva dey available.nawa for UIL.

khassy:
I NEED A ROOMMATE

the house is a four bedroom apartment with all facets tiled and running water everywhere plus standby generator and a mini swimming pool

location = GRA area..Tanke

rent is 450,000 inclusive of agent fee, electricity bill and service charge so we split the money 225,000


^{interested peeps can pm me on +2346089675488}

cc
boombay
boigrammz
Wheesin
legitlayo





^{broke boys please don't bother quoting me}

very cute broke ladies nko?

MzLarem:
Lmaoo..Lol! I'll get u in UIL

lemme first say AMEN b4 I say anyfn..and dt duke too.e go come meet me

MzLarem:
hmm..jerryspan is a goner..I want baby pink(victoria secret)

lols.na me do mistake.if to sey I no bring una from villa come city,u for no sabi all dose tins

MzLarem:
because we're family,I'll trade him 4 lipstick..if u av a lipstick,come nd take him.

chai!!

duke59:
lemme pay #500 Am just paying dat amount becus ur re family Itz way too much o

eh ehn? I go abduct 2 of una

MzLarem:
Abeg shey olx dey gree make we sell person? I wan sell dis boy..#2000(negotiable)

ma??

MzLarem:
dis guy will be frugal! Wicked boy

lols.oo necessary na or else I'll end up spending d money meant for ur bride price dt ur father-in-law,duke kept with me.lols.abi u want am like dt? Make we pay d sqaure root of ur bride price

duke59:
nah me u dey call BOI smh I ought to hv u whipped

lols.for ur plastic mind

duke59:
Goodmorning guys

BOI

MzLarem:
bro..open ur eyes,dis is 2015..we speak in thousands. Add three zeros to it

eh ehn.ok.375+0+0+0=375..abi

MzLarem:
report now..he knws d kind of daughter-in-law he has.
Nd,I don't mind being d commander only if u guys will pay me

lolsss.#375 per operation.

GideonG:
Double G is still keeping it real, like Dr Dre's "Still Dre". Oshey!

lols.waiting for ur goodnews sire

MzLarem:
international Village man nw nd we're surely joining u soon so dat d squad can be complete

lols.I'll report u to him....na u go be d commander of d squad

Sir doubleG,how art thou?

MzLarem:
d hope strong die..my father-in-law is on vacation oo..out of d country!
Hw re u nd ur prep 4 skul

lols.I tnk say u call am village man one time like dt.abi na cotonou him go? Preparn small small jarey.prayn for u guys,so u'll come join us as soon as possible

sammyomotola:
jerryspan xup

I dey o.hope ur gud?....Mzlarem,aw ur side na..hope ur kipn d hope alive.and shey u hide duke ni,ur father-in-law?lol