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Food › Re: Soursop: See What Someone Got Me For ₦10k (Pictures) by Jeshurun101: 11:27pm On May 01
Mariangeles:
Not me. I stated that someone got it for me for 10k because they know how much I like soursop.

Why will I buy one soursop for 10k, when I can buy a variety of fruits with that amount?
Like grapes and bananas...

Well, I didn't want to make the person regret buying it for me, so I didn't complain much.



Like, the best medicinal plant ever!😲

See ehn, Africa is blessed o.
We haven't even discovered half of it.
Buying it 10k is hyperbolic. I dont think that's the actual price. She was just exaggerating the costliness of the fruit. The same fruit my boss got from her compound and gave me few days back.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Arsenal At (2 - 1) On 19th April 2026 by Jeshurun101: 9:57pm On Apr 20
Pat081:
Do you think the guy mean it ??
You no see this emo grin?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Arsenal At (2 - 1) On 19th April 2026 by Jeshurun101: 6:30pm On Apr 19
Sonofgod1990:
If Manchester City finally win this game then I will run giveaway worth 20 million naira today
Count me in grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Bournemouth (1 - 2) On 11th April 2026 by Jeshurun101: 3:20pm On Apr 11
ajalawole:
yes we agree. But this present arsenal are too greedy thinking they can win all games.. no team will be top of the league at this period of the season and still be dropping points something that is hardly in EPL, but for the past 5yrs arsenal has been doing this back to back.. I remember when Chelsea and united fight till then end of the season on same points.
U think say Arsenal na team? The day Chelsea and Manunited go return to their old form, Arsenal go go back to fighting for top 4.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Bournemouth (1 - 2) On 11th April 2026 by Jeshurun101: 3:18pm On Apr 11
Sccarrr:
still on top of the league tho...I don't understand una chochocho ,una teams dey drop points everytime, no noise....when it's Arsenal suddenly noise go dey everywhere 😹
I pray make Arsenal win am before cos I no want Mancity's dominance but na una mouth and pride make me back off. How Arsenal fans go dey disrespect pple wey don win European trophies because Arsenal dey in form? I even pray make Chelsea lose tomorrow. If Chelsea' lose tomorrow go cost them champion league spot, I dont care as long as it will make Mancity win the league.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Bournemouth (1 - 2) On 11th April 2026 by Jeshurun101: 3:08pm On Apr 11
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Sccarrr:
Saka , Timber, Calafiori, Odegard ,Hincapie...make we go on?
Lol.. No squad depth again?
Celebrities › Re: Peller Demands To Use Oba Of Benin’s Toilet Live by Jeshurun101: 10:49am On Mar 23
Ahahaha. Sacrilege! Ok now.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Iran Hits Tel Aviv, KIRYAT Gat And ASHKELON (video & Photos) by Jeshurun101: 10:47am On Mar 23
Ashkelon? Is that not one of the domains of Philistines in the Bible?
Education › Re: Phd Holder Shares Payslip From Time As Covenant University Lecturer by Jeshurun101: 3:47pm On Mar 15
Jozilinn:
Teaching is one of the underrated jobs I Nigeria... they'll keep saying a teacher reward is in heaven. Teach in a private school and see hell,the kids are neither not eager to learn or they're skeptical about the subject. Parents are not helping, school management isn't doing anything it's well.
I can relate, my bro.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: PSG Vs Chelsea: UCL (5 - 2) - Live by Jeshurun101: 10:04pm On Mar 11
ravensckar:
I'm beginning to hate this ROSENOIR or whatever his name is; dude is giving me the Maresca vibe.

Reece James should have played in the RB, then use LAVIA or SANTOS in the middle with CAICEDO. Our midfield is too open.

Secondly, why not play PALMER in the CAM position and use a proper winger? Enzo Fernandez is just running around on the pitch.

Swear dey follow this coach ni? 😏😏😏
No be the same line up dey take wire them for World Club Cup final? No matter wetin he arrange, PSG players better pass Chelsea players by far. We no get both keeper and defenders.
Politics › Re: We Are Ready To Support Nigeria In Fight Against Terrorism - Iran by Jeshurun101: 9:15pm On Mar 08
What a paradoxical statement!
Crime › Re: Court Sentences Winners Pastor, Emmanuel Umoh, To Death For Killing Landlord by Jeshurun101: 6:45pm On Feb 22
beardedboy:
Wuruwuru lo ma jẹ ẹnu ẹ!
Fasting only sharpens the brain.
If you have nothing meaningful to contribute please go and sleep.
If you are the one saying shit! Check your comment again
Crime › Re: Court Sentences Winners Pastor, Emmanuel Umoh, To Death For Killing Landlord by Jeshurun101: 10:26am On Feb 22
beardedboy:
Definitely because the victim is a Christian and there is overwhelming evidence against him.

It's well known how Nigerian Christians shamelessly cover the crimes of their own.

See the lame letter CAN wrote when a pastor used his soldier son to attack innocent Muslim women in Iseyin last eid.

Only God is protecting Muslims in this Nigeria.
What is the one saying gan? huh
If fasting is adversely affecting the good part of your brain, why not quit! Won wi ru, o wi ru angry
Family › Re: ₦10M To Watch Your Entire Life History With Your Parents. (Photo) by Jeshurun101: 1:38pm On Feb 05
Lol. Nope. Never! I cannot oo.
TV/Movies › Re: Koleoso Becomes First Nollywood & African Movie To Hit 100M Views On YouTube by Jeshurun101: 7:58pm On Jan 29
Excelboi:
Am I the only one yet to watch this movie even upon the hype?
No be only you oo. In fact, as I dey talk now, 1 - 8 dey my phone. They just dey there!
Romance › Re: Man Stuck On A Married Woman In A Hotel... by Jeshurun101: 7:59pm On Jan 23
LordBiden:
Bush people will say it is juju.

It is called penis captivus.

No be everything be juju.

Read una no go read,so so big brother naija season drama una sabi.

Yeye.
You and everyone that believe is penis captivus na confirm forest pple
Sports › Re: See How Saudi Arabians Celebrated Brahim Diaz Missed Penalty Against Senegal by Jeshurun101: 8:46pm On Jan 20
SixSeven:
I liked both of your comments because you're both right from your perspectives. I'm just here to enjoy the exchange and learn 🍿🍿
Abeg give one cutlass and anoda one shakabula. I go like to join you, buddie.
Sports › Re: Video Of Moroccan Officials Frustrating Opponent's Goalkeepers by Jeshurun101: 9:23pm On Jan 19
omoredia:
It is the same politics that Nigerians play that they did to us. We have no moral high ground here. It is karma.
Kini werey yi nsor gan? Won nwi ru, o nwi ru!
Crime › Re: Married Woman Got Stuck With Another Man In Her Matrimonial Bed (Video) by Jeshurun101: 9:30pm On Jan 17
Love800:
It happens to everybody including couples that don't go outside.
The media is only focused on the infidel ones to gain traffic.
Anything to support your claim?
Crime › Re: 13-Year-Old Boy Filmed Spraying Bundles Of Naira Notes At A Pool Party (Video) by Jeshurun101: 9:46pm On Jan 16
kingbee90:
When a child has decided to dance "Surugede", little does he know that "Surugede" is the dance of the spirits.

I don talk finish.
Have you seen dancing spirit before?
Crime › Re: Married Woman Got Stuck With Another Man In Her Matrimonial Bed (Video) by Jeshurun101: 9:35pm On Jan 16
ghostofsparta:
This kind of comment is exactly why I say many Africans, especially Nigerians, are intellectually lazy and then resort to insult when forced to think. I'm fed up with the refusal to think. Every single time an adultery incident like this is reported, you people immediately switch off your brains and chant "penis captivus" like that is the magic answer that ends the discussion.

None of you ever stop to ask the obvious question: why does this supposedly "medical" phenomenon keep occurring in tropical Africa, almost exclusively in cases always involving a cheating spouse, yet we never hear of it among Europeans or Americans who have sex far more openly and recklessly, both in real life and in the adult industry? Are their bodies different from ours, or is it just your thinking that's defective?

You arrogantly assume that by providing an explanation for how something claimed to be the effect of an applied invisus incognita devised from the motherland of Africa, it is therefore rendered debunked? That is pure ignorance.

Naming a mechanism of what happened is not the same as debunking it as claims of supernatural attributions. Explaining how something extraordinary could happen is not the same as proving that nothing else may be at play, especially when it occurs autogenically within pre-defined conditions.

Many Africans arrogantly prefer to needlessly relegate everything to the spiritual, or seek out clues from scientific corners in order to shut down the process of critical engagement, or better still look into the possibility of non-material or cultural causation, which is a precursor to acquiring more understanding of our human reality. This knee-jerk rush to demystify anything Africanly supernatural, while swallowing Western explanations without scrutiny, is pathetic. Stop behaving like Peter Venkman from Ghostbusters, laughing at what you don't understand instead of confronting the uncomfortable patterns that keep repeating right in front of your eyes.
Do not mind the so called woke generation!
Crime › Re: Married Woman Got Stuck With Another Man In Her Matrimonial Bed (Video) by Jeshurun101: 9:30pm On Jan 16
Love800:
Thanks for enlightening the deludes here.
I always knew this thing is not any juju but linked with something concerning biology, health.

Kudos to you.
You are the one who is spiritually deluded!
The n3xt question you should ask yourself, Mr woke, is why does it always happen to people in the act of infidelity? I want you to explain the scientifical rationale behind it.
Crime › Re: Married Woman Got Stuck With Another Man In Her Matrimonial Bed (Video) by Jeshurun101: 9:25pm On Jan 16
joinnow:
The condition is commonly called penis captivus.
It is a rare, involuntary medical phenomenon where the penis becomes temporarily trapped inside the vagina during sexual intercourse. This happens because the vaginal muscles contract strongly (often during orgasm) while the penis is still erect, making withdrawal difficult for a short period.
Key points for clarity:
It is not dangerous in most cases
It usually resolves on its own within minutes
Panic and force should be avoided, as they can worsen muscle spasm
Relaxation and calm breathing typically help the muscles release
If it ever lasts unusually long or causes pain, medical attention is recommended.
Why always people in the act of adultery if it is natural phenomenon as you claim ?
Health › Re: Kitchen Sinks Harbor More Bacteria Than Toilets, Scientists Discover by Jeshurun101: 3:06pm On Jan 11
vicfajeze:
Are you a musician from the Carabean?
;DYeaaaaaa
Health › Re: Kitchen Sinks Harbor More Bacteria Than Toilets, Scientists Discover by Jeshurun101: 7:16am On Jan 11
Wantamameran!
Wayiha wantamameran!
Romance › Re: "I Am Single And Searching, I Need A Husband – Lady Calls For Applications (Pix) by Jeshurun101: 7:18pm On Jan 09
The truth is she is not in need of husband.
Investment › Re: Can I Survive In Nigeria If I Make $10 Daily - My Wife Included by Jeshurun101: 4:28pm On Jan 08
Episode22:
Hello Nairalanders,

Please, I’ll keep this brief and straight to the point.

I need honest opinions and practical advice.
Can someone realistically survive in Nigeria on a daily income of $10?. I work from home.

If no, please explain why.

If yes, I’d appreciate a clear strategy—how to manage it, possible business ideas, and how one could grow beyond that income level.

For context, I currently earn $10 daily online from my blog, and on some days $13.

If this income is not sustainable in the long run, I genuinely want to know so I can plan better and make informed decisions.

Constructive advice only, please.

Moderators, kindly assist with visibility. Thank you.
Help me with how to create the blog
Sports › Re: Osimhen Asks To Quit Camp Over Lookman Spat by Jeshurun101: 1:30pm On Jan 06
Where are those defending him in the earlier thread? Wetin una go talk for this one now? I dey siddon dey wait huh
Christianity Etc › Re: Adeboye Reacts To Primate Ayodele’s AFCON Prophecy On Ademola Lookman by Jeshurun101: 12:35pm On Jan 06
EyeCumInPeace:
As a student of Biology, anytime I hear this Primate Ayodele, na Monkey & Chimpanzee dey enter my mind. 😁
I dey tell you
Business › Re: NGX Market Cap Crosses 100 Trillion Naira Threshold by Jeshurun101: 6:58pm On Jan 05
Some wont like thia news. They can even debunk it. But when bad or negative news pop up, they are quick to believe it and even be happy.
Celebrities › Re: My Daughter Has Succeeded, I’m A Landlady In Lekki — Iyabo Ojo by Jeshurun101: 4:01pm On Jan 04
saintkel:
Sometimes I get discouraged n sometimes I feel like giving up in dis life.....people like us struggle to buy n sell even with integrity but at d end, we can't even afford to pay house rent or even buy essential things like cars or buy land yet u see some boys will just in a sitting splash money that even in 2 years, u can't save that money....r we to stop bin nice cos we fear God and start doing things our conscience won't let us do?
Not only you, bro. Not only you.

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