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Romance / Re: What’s Life Teaching You Right Now by Jesterinjay: 11:23am On Apr 25
You owe yourself everything you desire.
The life you want is on the other side of excuses you make.
Finding a reason to get up everyday is a hard task on its own,but when you do,find the necessary motivation to follow through.

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Romance / Re: Naija my libido was fucking high, na here i know say bills dey kee libido by Jesterinjay: 11:20am On Apr 20
ASAPFERG:
Nigeria would have been the best country on earth if we remove the SS, SE, and North.
Then there would be no Nigeria

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Computers / Re: Man In Pains After Scammer Sold Him "Apple Tile" Disguised As Macbook by Jesterinjay: 10:05am On Apr 20
Stayingalive:

The would show the original thing and you will check everything and then they would request to package it and then swap it.

The best way to evade them is to hold the phone once you finish testing it but then again they would abort the mission by giving excuses that they won’t sell again.

Another scheme is that they would initially disagree not to selll after you test the original thing and while you’re leaving, in rush they would come back and tell you to take it. Your brain would assert that you already tested it before and you may decide not to test again but if you insist to, they would abort mission and take it from you that they won’t sell again
inside life
Thanks for this
Romance / Re: Has Anyone Heard From This Nairalander by Jesterinjay: 4:28pm On Apr 18
Where is smellysperm
Romance / Re: What Happens In The Afterlife Of Someone Who Committed Suicide by Jesterinjay: 2:29pm On Apr 16
[quote author=TONERO500 post=129468142][/quote] what then does it mean when it says 31:And so I tell you, every sin and blasphemy will be forgiven men, but the blasphemy against the Spirit will not be forgiven. 32:Anyone who speaks a word against the Son of Man will be forgiven, but anyone who speaks against the Holy Spirit will not be forgiven, either in this age or in the age to come.
It says will not be forgiven
Romance / Re: This Is The Reason I Don't Approach Girls Anymore. Pls Advise by Jesterinjay: 11:34am On Apr 16
ayjay45:
I was thinking of engaging in only sexual relationships and avoiding long term relationships. Is this also a good idea?
They still involve women
Romance / Re: Talk About Girls You Simped Over by Jesterinjay: 10:46am On Apr 16
Nigga you posted this at 3 in the morning
Romance / Re: What Happens In The Afterlife Of Someone Who Committed Suicide by Jesterinjay: 10:42am On Apr 16
TONERO500:
You'll be in heaven if you're a born again Christian,( John 10 vs 28 and 29) you'll also be in heaven if you're a little child that was not opportuned to give his or her life to Christ, but you'll be in hell if you're an unbeliever.you can never lose your salvation once you're a born again believer, this means sin doesn't take one to hell, it's unbelief that takes one to hell, the only unforgivable sin is blasphemy against the holy spirit and blasphemy against the holy spirit mean rejecting Christ or rejecting what Christ has done for us.
enlighten me on what blasphemy against the Holy Spirit truly means
Computers / Re: Man In Pains After Scammer Sold Him "Apple Tile" Disguised As Macbook by Jesterinjay: 10:24am On Apr 16
theophorus:
Well, me I never buy anything online before.

And na cos of this kain things.
All these people wen dey find quick money.

Dem don sell Fufu to me before for ComputerVillage, na 2010 this thing for happen ooo.

Since I no get energy for wahala,make I kuku dey my dey.
this fufu thing
How do they do it??
Romance / Re: What's Something About You That's Unusual For A Nigerian? by Jesterinjay: 2:15pm On Apr 12
Hoping things get better without action
Family / Re: What Is The Brutal Truth About Life After Marriage? by Jesterinjay: 2:57pm On Apr 02
VinnyBaba:


You are forced to smell/inhale your Partner's Farts most times. 😟😌

You are forced to see their Dirty Armpits.😌😌
Werey

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Romance / Re: What's Your Unpopular Opinion? by Jesterinjay: 2:45pm On Mar 30
Destiny can be delayed and denied
Crime / Re: Victory Izekor: 19-Year-Old Girl Stabs Her Boyfriend In Edo (Pictures) by Jesterinjay: 5:10pm On Feb 23
Lalami3232:
At 19 she don get boyfriend!!! Funny enough, this guy may not even be her 3rd boyfriend sef cheesy. When she eventually decides to marry at 25-28yrs, the husband go say "pls respect my wife" instead of am to say "pls respect my privatized borehole" grin
If no be pussy tightener or alum, most men for dey add their kneecap join before dem fit please most of these women grin
That's none of my business jare, I'm here to preach the gospel of enlightenment to all men worldwide.


Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted
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Romance / Re: Do Glo Simcard Have Network by Jesterinjay: 3:57pm On Dec 27, 2023
Buy airtel thank me later
Romance / Re: What's Your Favourite Naija Song Of 2023? by Jesterinjay: 10:54am On Dec 27, 2023
Vinnie2000:


Isn't the song which features Shallipopi? πŸ€”πŸ€”

has too much Vulgar lyrics.😌😌
it is

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Romance / Re: What's Your Favourite Naija Song Of 2023? by Jesterinjay: 8:47am On Dec 27, 2023
Declan rice
Reason - omah lay
Strippers anthem -odomodublvck
City boys -burna boy
Tested approved and trusted -burna boy
Chance -seyi vibez
That guy -Zlatan
Safe haven -omah lay
Cast -odomodublvck verse only πŸ˜†

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Aston Villa (3 - 2) On 26th December 2023 by Jesterinjay: 4:16pm On Dec 26, 2023
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Romance / Re: Fear Is The Main Killer Of Getting Babes. by Jesterinjay: 1:49pm On Dec 16, 2023
I got something out of this
Thanks

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Top 20 WORST Signings According To Fourfourtwo: by Jesterinjay: 1:33pm On Dec 16, 2023
theophorus:
Well, He be like ni be only performance on the Pitch dem take do this list.
He be like dem include Attitude but then Attitude is everything.
book title??
Romance / Re: What Bad Character Have You Seen To Have Stopped Or Reduced In Your Life? by Jesterinjay: 2:20pm On Dec 14, 2023
Anger
These days it takes a lot to go off the edge
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: PSV Eindhoven Vs Arsenal UCL (1 - 1) On 12th December 2023 by Jesterinjay: 7:53pm On Dec 12, 2023
Gud1:
PSV will also score for sure

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Nairaland / General / Re: Tall People How Do You Survive by Jesterinjay: 9:31am On Dec 09, 2023
Postinor:
wow, how do you walk around short people, especially when people start calling you 'dogo'which means tallest,it is very annoying
it's not annoying
For me it's a thing of pride
As I no fit oppress with looks make I oppress with height cool

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Romance / Re: What Are You Gradually Losing Interest On? by Jesterinjay: 2:54pm On Dec 06, 2023
Everything
It's like everything around me just stopped working
Relationships,finances,relationship with God, etc

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Romance / Re: To What Extent Or How Far Do U Trust Ur Girl/fiancee/wife by Jesterinjay: 2:41pm On Dec 06, 2023
I don't trust be it girlfriend or wife

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Luton Vs Arsenal (3 - 4) On 5th December 2023 by Jesterinjay: 5:42pm On Dec 05, 2023
Gunners are winning this

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Romance / Re: School Days Experience You Won't Forget by Jesterinjay: 1:32pm On Dec 05, 2023
.It was during my ss1 days
That fateful afternoon,i think that was the last period before closing time. This teacher walked in,most students didn't notice him,those of us who noticed stood up to greet him. He kept quiet and he had this angry look in his eyes,he left the class. He told a prefect outside to watch us,no one goes in no one goes, unluckily for this friend of mine who came in,i tried to warn him,but he didn't understand,at that moment the teacher walked in. He told to greet him repeatedly (bang the desk,stand up,greet and sit-down)
We were all laughing (myself excluded),we started the punishment with enthusiasm in voice and strength.
Some minutes into the punishment it wasn't looking funny anymore,we started sweating and feeling weak,some classmates who couldn't take it anymore started crying. I was damn weak and sweaty. I thought I might pass out,sounds of good afternoon sir renting the air weakly every passing minute. Till he finally freed us, with my legs trembling I walked home. Omo

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Wolverhampton (2 - 1) On 2nd December 2023 by Jesterinjay: 2:08pm On Dec 02, 2023
englishmart:
Arsenal win and over 1.5 naim hold my 700k laidis. The cashout now na 290k. My mind dey tell me to cash out before it is late.
how much you stake
Romance / Re: Which Level Have You Gotten To by Jesterinjay: 2:19pm On Nov 28, 2023
When you're down, you're alone

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Romance / Re: I Feel My Life Is Crumbling by Jesterinjay: 3:49pm On Nov 23, 2023
1TrippleCee:
Oga. Go and space the writing well so we can be encouraged to read. Do this before you ask us for any advice
don't be insensitive
Romance / Re: Pls Don't Lie On This Thread by Jesterinjay: 10:29am On Nov 22, 2023
ukaface:
I was the quiet one
No body sabi me
I could say the same about myself

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