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simplemach: Nawaooooo, End time tins. May be that district has APC dominance...

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A large Satan statue has been removed from a
Vancouver park, shortly after the controversial artwork
was mysteriously erected on a pedestal at the park. The
devilish figure with an erect penis was erected
overnight Monday, prompting city crews to remove it
Tuesday afternoon because it was not officially
commissioned by the city.
The statue depicted a nine-foot-tall, anatomically-
faithful figure of a red-skinned Satan, complete with
horns and a visibly prominent representation of a
phallus. The statue holds one hand up in a devil-horn
salute and according to officials, no one has claimed
responsibility for creating the statue. Scroll down to see
the photos.
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I discovered a letter written by one of the maths students to a girl at a secondary school. Here is what the guy wrote...

Dear Cynthia,

With reference to the syllabus of my feelings, I want to prove that the locus of my point is directly proportional to your heart. On seeing you, I feel like a triangle with only 2 angles, the third one being you.

At times I feel like a circle without a circumference and a tangent without a gradient. We are like two simultaneous equations without solutions. You never seem to notice that I am a point lying at your linear equation. Your smile make my mind rotate 360 degrees anticlockwise and applying a translation, I finally get your image.

You are factors of a quadratic equation but still feel two disjoint sets. You are the hypotenuse of my right angled triangle and on using either sine or cosine, we can obtain a real solution. I tried to deal with you on a calculator version but the probability of success is very low.

My letter consists of only one section to be answered without a calculator and the answer is to be given "Yes" in three significant figures. My life without you is like coordinates of a quadratic turning point. My love for you is infinite like the graph of Tan 90 and Tan 270 degrees.

Yours Mathematical
Xxxx

Story story

Fnn again

Abegi...wizzy u don dey fall mah hand

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Dat's his own problem

Na Wa ooo