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KODACK:
Jhennie, your help is needed here

=Work out your balls
=Warm it with warm water
=Encircle your balls with your thumb and index finger and pull gently forward.. It helps to relieve stress off it. Use the fingertips of your other hand to gently, but firmly, massage the testicles and scrotal contents for 30 seconds. Repeat for a total of five minutes once or twice per day.
=Lift your testicles upwards and hold against the body for 10 seconds. When done properly, your penis should be pressed against your stomach. Then release, relax and repeat. Your goal is to work up to six minutes of repetitions once or twice a day.

Whichever works for you..

Godfatherism and God ooo

KODACK:
Jhennie baby....... Howfa.

I'm good dear..

KODACK:
Good morning love........

Truthfully, I didn't miss you........so sorry for been too honest.

I'm sure when we meet physically, the missing** you will begin

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.. You won't have time to even miss me when we meet.. When them examine you finish, babe go comot from your mind..

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha.. Jameh my man.. how you doing?

Good morning everyone.. KODACK, Did you miss me?

Boyka007:
This guy. Shey u know say she be my state babe ni....u bether begin bribe me with tubers of yam and bottles of palm oil so when u come for list I go make things easy for u

I no dey marry OOHH.. We live and die for the Army..

jameh48:
Attention ke! Infact, for this talk wey you talk, I don dey reason Jhennie matter. You no go tey me sorry ba?

no come near me ohhh.. I get barrier to block all that negativity.. If God don will say I go enter Army fight, I go enter, Certificate or not.. Na fight we wan fight nah..

Good morning Lovely ladies and Gentlemen Sir!

Prospect048:
talk better now

You don see where person wey get connect dey open am for another person? Baba.. Just pray.. Your connect is God oo.. We will all carry semi-automatic or sub-machine or recoilless rifle take blast all those instigators of war..

Army! Here we come!

jameh48:
For the fact that you have this kind of passion, you must be shortlisted, and I must see you at training.Your faith has brought you testimony.

Amen oohh.. Thanks

jameh48:
My brother, things are changing, and the Army is evolving...Anyways, everyone will see the difference in this year's NASB screening...We will discuss when it is time.

If you are destined for this Army thing, It will work for you.. I know :
1. people who had all certificates and uploaded them and were not shortlisted
2. People that had all documents and certs and even went for screening and were out
3. People that had just the basic documents and scaled through.

It's luck and the Grace of God..

I know I will get (By God's grace).. I want to fight and protect the nation.. I have lost too many, I can't lose more.. We will go and fight and come back alive and victorious (God willing)... God's grace will shine for me.. Amen!

I have been applying for this Army since I finished an an Ex-Commando in 2010.. God willing.. I will get it this time..

I was going through the previous chats and I saw *BVN CERTIFICATE*

What is that?

jameh48:
It needs to be renewed. Just send a message through to their help lines, or go to their office. I think it will cost you N6, 000 except if you are charged also for the previous years, you also may be given a waiver. You already have it, so you don't need any exams, just renewal. You don't have a problem, just leave those who want to keep arguing unnecessarily to keep doing so. No matter which Army Corps you are applying through, get your professional certification, and licences where necessary, and renew where need be...It is a message to everyone...NASB will clear your doubt this year even if your Father is the Chief of Army Staff.Do the right thing, and stop giving yourself unnecessary consolation, screaming godfather here, and there...Once, it is time all the noise makers will hide in their rat holes...See you there.

Ok....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

Lukas47:
I will get this Job because God has given it to me, he has permitted a successful enlistment for me.

i'm tapping Ohhh.. Amen

This place is too quiet nah.. People say something.. somebody should ask questions..

mediclife1987:
Na SSC/DSSC you dey go for? Hope to see you at the zonal screening.

DSSC

enesi009:
are u on parade cds under madam Gift @ Kubwa camp

Yes dear.. I don't need to ask if you were.. That's good.. What's your name?

aghocourage:
Good day house!

I mistakenly repeat my First name again in the space if other names when I applied for DSSC, i couldn't correct it after my password was sent to my email. I want to ask of any possible way to correct it or will it affects my application?. Please ur suggestions n assistance house.

Call their support team.. They will help..

ErickSam:
YES OHHHH

I AM BACK......

MISS ME?

MAKE I SHARPLY APPLY JARE...... since AIRFORCE FmeUP....make i try this one.........

ugo4u, howfa na.......guy, i for don beep you.....no vex, been very busy.......shey you dey alright sha.
where my paddy them...tenderlaw and co

i can see that there is a new trouble maker in the house, no wonder guys no miss me at all.... is okay....there is God.

make i just dey observe dey go

cc: enesi009, ugo4u

YOU WERE THE OLD TROUBLE MAKER??

KODACK:
No wahala, as long as it's you that would do the crushing..you will as well see how much you love me in my heart......... Make sense...... My colleagues would fix me up

Awww..

KODACK:
Ugwanu......

Bebe, just hold my heart........that's all

Aww.. Are you sure I won't crush it and throw it in the deep sea? You never know..

enesi009:
from ur pic I think I know u very well did u serve nysc in Abuja batch A 2018

Yes dear.. I did

KODACK:
Wahapen na....... Why should I hold myself when she is capable of holding me.....

Bikonu

Where should I hold you?

KODACK:
Bebe..... I like your dp......that's all

Thanks Dear...

eclipsehemmy:
please you people should not totally confuse people..... Alot of people were commissioned earlier this year without professional certification.... But the moment you enter start working how to get it...... You see dat advert dere..... Take it from me... It wouldn't count..... You need God, your long leg, your certificate and your mouth and convincing power.... Professional certificate is compulsory for doctors, pastors, teachers and some small small Corp.... No kill yourself... Get your believe..... I talk my own

Bless you dear.. Good morning

jameh48:
Maaami, what can God not do?

Yeah..

gordonchuks:
Bro, how bout me. I applied for public relation as a graduate of English(B.A). What do you think?

Did you see English under Public relations?

jameh48:
No stories...It is for your good.No need for this prayer point.That you expect to be overlooked will not be overlooked.Don't raise false hope this time, I have told you.

Bia Nwoke.. Are you just out to make me unhappy? lemme.. I have faith that my name will come out and everything will work for me..

buffness:
I see, I pray they over look many things oo..It’s DSSC all the way, Thanks Boss

Amen o Nwanne m

Too much TRCN tori..
Abeg.. who has an idea on the quota system for shortlisting of candidates from each LGA?

No insults abeg.. Na humble question!

TRCN or not, If you are supposed to get this Army thing, it will work for you and you can then do your certifications while in service.. That I know.

nora2018:
how long does a PGDE program last? How best can one enroll for such program

Go to any Tertiary institution and make enquiries.. They are in a better position to give you accurate replies