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OCKEHINDE:
wow! you're wonderful! You tried man. I will upload the answers shortly, nah work thing dey delay me, man must chop ooo

Ok.. My boss will soon disconnect my internet.. Complaining that I'm always typing and laughing at my laptop

OCKEHINDE:
Please go through the following questions, you might come across any of it in your screening.

All the way, and all the best!

1.Who was the first chief of army staff (COAS) in Nigeria?

2. A Nigerian may lose his citizenship if he____?

3.The second Nigeria military leader to be assassinated in a military coup d'etat is ___?

4. The major aim of colonial rule in Nigeria was?

5.The Nigeria Civil War fought between what years?

6. Which of the following countries has unwritten constitution?
(A) Ghana (B) Nigeria (C) Britain (D) Canada

7. Who was the first man to own a car in Nigeria?

8. Who move motion for Nigeria independent?

9. The most populated country in the world is ___?

10. The highest mountain in the world is ___?

11. The highest mountain in the Africa is___?

12. Who invented biro?

13. The largest river in Africa is___?

14. Who was Nigeria head of head that adopted the title President?

15. Which country in west Africa obtained her independence with the help of ECOWAS?

16. The only animals that sleep with an eyes open are ____?

17. The only animal that can see both front and back at the same time is ____?

18. The first animal that was sent to the space is _____and what was the name given to the animal?

19. The first man to walk in the moon is?

20. When was the National Youth Service Corps (NYSC) introduced?

21. Naira and kobo were introduced in Nigeria in what year?

22. What was Nigeria called before?

23. Which state in Nigeria has the highest number of local government areas?

24. Which state in Nigeria has the lowest number of local government areas?

25. How many local government in Nigeria?

26. How many councillors in Nigeria?

27. How many senators in Nigeria?

28. How many house of assembly members in Nigeria?

29. Kainji dam is located on the river____?

30. The first TV station in Nigeria ___?

31. What was tomato once called___?

32. The youngest country in Africa is ___?

33.The oldest country in Africa is ___?

34. How many countries are members of ECOWAS?

35. Minister of local government and chieftenancy were abolished in Nigeria by who?


If you need answers let me know. Thank you everyone.


Over prepare no dey kill person oo.

1. Maj Gen Kenneth Exham
2. Engages in terrorism or treason
3. gen. Murtala Muhammed after Maj Gen Aguiyi Ironsi
4. Economic and man-power benefits. They wanted the resources of the colonized countries, knowing that they have resources and that their man-power is high.
5. 1966 or 1967-1970
6.
7.
8 Obafemi Awolowo or Anthony Enahoro (can't remember)
9. China
10. Everest
11 Kilimanjaro
12
13 Nile
14. Gen Olusegun Obasanjo
15.
16. Owls (I guess)
17.
18. Dog, Don't know the name
19. Neil Armstrong
20.
21. 1967
22. Niger Area
23. Kano
24.
25. 774
26.
27. 109
28.
29. River Niger
30. western National ---------------- DON'T KNOW THE REST
31.
32.
33.
34. 15
35.

Answer the rest... thanks

Luciferlove:
Weak soldiers

And you're the strong one? stop talking like this oga

Edyice:
How many of your saw the ARMY video on instablog this morning ...

Correct war

I did oo.. live war..

OCKEHINDE:
new papers are available on Sunday, ask anyone around you.

The wife

If she was sleeping, she couldn't have called the police immediately

OCKEHINDE:
I know you are brilliant but Let me see whether you will get this question right.

Mr Emeka was found murdered on
19-10-2018 (Sunday
Afternoon) inside his house, his wife
called the police,they asked everyone around a
question
Police:
where were you when his death
happened?.
WIFE: I was sleeping upstairs when the murder took place
COOK: I was cooking in
the kitchen
HOUSE GIRL: I went to take the children
from birthday party they went to.
GARDENER: I was cutting the flowers at
the backyard.
GATEMAN: Oga sent me to buy
newspaper for junction.
After listening to their answers, the police
arrested the murderer.
Who was the murderer then?

The gateman.. newspapers aren't printed on Sundays..

OCKEHINDE:
Good morning everyone!

I feel like uploading more questions just to catch fun, but my mind keeps telling someone will soon insult my person, due to what I'm seeing on this forum. I think I have stop posting questions, before dey go talk say na only you Sabi logical questions!?

Please Nah.. Post some more.. we are all learning from your questions.. please

OCKEHINDE:
You may believe you are smart enough not to be tricked. However, trick questions can stump anyone. Common sense and experience will not help you answer these tricky questions. Even though some of the answers are logical or rely on common sense, your first thought is quite often incorrect. Some trick questions are funny, some are a play on words, and some involve looking at things differently.

Here are some questions.
   1. Question: What is always coming, but never    arrives?
   
2. Question: What can be broken, but is never held?
   
3. Question: What is it that lives if it is fed, and dies if you give it a drink?
 
4. Question: What word would you use to describe a man who does not have all his fingers on one hand?
   
5. Question: What can one catch that is not thrown?
   
6. Question: What is it that if you have, you want to share me, and if you share, you do not have?

7. Question: If a plane crashes on the border between the Cameron and Nigeria, where do they bury the survivors?
   
8. Question: If it takes eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men?
   
9. Question: If you have a bowl with six apples and you take away four, how many do you have?
  
10. Question: If you had only one match and entered a dark room containing an oil lamp, some kindling wood, and a newspaper, which would you light first?

   11. Question: If Mr ugo4u’s bungalow is decorated completely in pink, with the walls, carpet, and furniture all shades of pink, what color are the stairs?
   
12. Question: What breaks and never falls, and what falls and never breaks?
  
13. Question: Some months have 31 days, others have 30 days, but how many have 28 days?
   
14. Question: “The attorney is my brother,” testified the accountant. But the attorney testified he did not have a brother. Who is lying?
   
15. Question: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is all the time?
   
16. Question: What goes up and down, but always remains in the same place?
   
17. Question: What is it that goes up, but never comes down?

18. If you imagine you are in a sinking boat sorrouded by shark, how would you survive?

19. How many sides does a circle have?  

Please someone should attempt the questions.
I will update the answers shortly.

1. Tomorrow
2. Promise
3. Fire
4.
5. Cold
6. Secret I guess
7. Key word [survivors] you don't bury the people that are alive nah..
8. 8men x 10 hours/ 4 men = 20 hours
9.
10. The match stick.. that's the first thing
11.
12. Night and day
13. One- February
14. The attorney cos he cannot testify in his own court proceeding (I think)
15. Phone
16. Stairway or staircase
17. Age
18. I will not imagine that at all (imagination kee them)
19. One

Corrections would be really appreciated.. we all learn everyday..

I don dey prepare..

I go soon crap the thing finish

ugo4u:
Wetin dey happen here na?
Monitoring spirits full this thread oo, na wetin doc do una na? it's like abiodunalasa don possess all of una.
Codezz isn't an officer shall, I know that one but we gast play along, but KODACK? Kai!!!!! .
Make I no reach conclusion till we hear from him. Even if una wan cast the guy must you guys do it where jhennie dey ni? bia LexyJay02 I don begin suspect you and eclipsephemmy oo based on jhennie matter

Ugo..

lemme oo

Leave my sons alone oo

Please oo

Who is this attestation letter addressed to??

The zonal enlistment officer
Nigerian Army

Or

The Chief of Army Staff,
Nigerian Army

Help!!!

[quote author=jameh48 post=82846975]Check this out... [/quote

She is making us proud.. Imo people.. here we come..

Lukas47:
What I know is that Attestation Letter is for those who don't have a university certificate but do have Statement of Result which is long overdue (you graduated between 2009-2016).
Owing to the nature of our public institutions most employers don't expect a recent graduate (2017 - date) to have a university certificate but if your institution has issued yours that's perfect.

Nobody will ask for attestation when a university degree certificate is looking them in the face but if you are going with a statement of result that is more than 2yrs old, I will advice you get an attestation from your institution explaining why you haven't been issued a university degree certificate.

My Thoughts.

So.. Are you saying that if I have my certificate, I can proceed without the Attestation letter? Or I can have both?

Damfostopper:
it is very important..... Why would an institution refused to give it student attestation Letter....... Are they under a spell? Or are they expecting nursery school to give you attestation letter....... I dey hate nonsensse.....



Well I just collected mine yesterday from my school

Are you with your statement of result or your certificate?

ugo4u:
Ok intels reaching me have it that DSSC will be out next week.
Pls don't ask me about source.

umopu umunne m!!!!

KODACK:
Sweet heart..... It's stated that it must be from ya higher institution.

Go to your registrar, that's the person who is suppose to issue such to you.....and it's free tho..... But to speed up the process, you can as well buy a bottle of drink to give the person so as to cool temper while helping out.


Kindly convince them......I'm sure they would yeild to your request.

Toh.. Na to go beg again be that.. Thanks..

prophetic69:
How important is the attestation letter? Cause most institutions don't give...

Uniabuja refused to give me so, I went to my Lg chairman and he gave me one.

This year's application is so different from last year's... Could it be that it's just replacement and not normal recruitment

Emarc16:
Any update if the portal is officially opened fr registration?

Yes

Sadeeek:
there is no segregation within the armed forces, the earlier u start working as one the better. Both Army, Airforce and Navy must work together.
Stop having that mentality now!

Each Military Body has its own Thread on Nairaland. If we allow the continuous posting of information from other Military Bodies , When important information is posted pertaining to the Army, It would not be seen because the thread is being covered with posts of other military. Go to Navy and Airforce thread and check if you'd see any Army information?
can you go to a science class and be asking a literature question? The answer to this explains all.

This thread is for Nigerian Army aspirants. Why do we keep posting other Military recruitment. They have their thread now.. Please..

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E be like say you no see the name of the thread? Na nsogbu you dey find ooo

buffness:
Aje

Amusu..

[quote author=ELJC post=82708704][/quote]Hahahahahahaha... and in the end, You with 2.1 or 1st class will not be shortlisted..

Obere nsi!!!!

ugo4u:
And to those making noise about obsolete weapons is it not some of the so called obsolete "vehicles/equipment" Bokoharam stole from the military during raids/ambushes that they're also using to attack?
when cowards find their way into the military even if they're trained and equipped with the most modern weapon like the US Navy SEALs they will always find one reason or the other to runaway from battle.

They also upgrade it as well..

KODACK:
You dey beef me for jhennie matter.

I give her to you....and I give you my blessings..... I no want quarrel with you. Biko.

Take her, i dash you

Una no well.. Na me una dey pass like ball? if i catch you, na frog-jump una go do

An estimate

How many candidates (per state) will be shortlisted?

Good morning everyone

Please a friend of mine has two questions:

1. She wants to merge waec and neco.. I s that possible?
2. The day of birth on her waec is different from the day of birth on all documents.. it's a difference of 2 days say 16th instead of 14th.. What should she do?

Lukas47:
Why will a Soldier be sleeping at that time when he needs to hit the road in preparation for 3.2km.
Good job@ugo4u

Until you reach the interview and break down, you will hear word..
Even if you want to train, if you don't rest your body, All that training will just destroy it and on the prepared day, you will be disappointed.

ugo4u:
4 days to go

Did you sleep at all?

KODACK:
Baby, I can't do this on my own na

Go to hospital

ugo4u:
@bolded can you please throw more light on this?

You release the testicles you're holding nah..