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Sports / Re: Chelsea Will Always Be In My Heart: Rudiger Confirms Chelsea Exit by JhimmySpark(m): 3:57pm On May 20, 2022
SwacoBlackPope:
I don't wanna cry
.. I am United fan but seriously that was one hell of an emotional parting letter, you could feel the love he has for the team and in his team mates there. Truly, there is humble, there is humility and there is Ngolo Kante, and yeah, the Unity and love in that Chelsea team was evident in that dogged defending they put out against a spirited City at the champions league final. I sincerely wish him a good spell at Madrid with plenty of trophies to show for it.
Romance / Re: What's That Weird Smell You Secretly Like? by JhimmySpark(m): 5:02pm On May 19, 2022
The smell of earth after rainfall

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TV/Movies / Re: Drop A Famous Line From A Popular Movie & Someone Will Guess The Movie Name! by JhimmySpark(m): 6:09pm On May 12, 2022
KingMack:
The weakest one in the room is always the loudest.
.. This should be game of thrones

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TV/Movies / Re: Drop A Famous Line From A Popular Movie & Someone Will Guess The Movie Name! by JhimmySpark(m): 6:01pm On May 12, 2022
dontrulee:
1. It's just a fucking dog!!
2. I can kill you with a pencil.
3. With great power comes great responsibility.
4. You've been declared guilty.
.. Number 1 was acted by Keanu Reeves.. Yea I have remembered, John Wick I guess.

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TV/Movies / Re: Drop A Famous Line From A Popular Movie & Someone Will Guess The Movie Name! by JhimmySpark(m): 5:57pm On May 12, 2022
Nonexisting:
*if you want to shoot, shoot, don't talk*
*I want to know your plan b, not plan a recycled*
*Never shoot a man in the presence of his son or you will live expecting a vendetta all your life*
*Steal my money, I will cut your hands but fucck my wife and I will kill you before she confesses*
.. Number 1 is The good, the bad and the Ugy.

Number 2 is something Sniper not sure tho

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Romance / Re: Guys This Is The Most Sane And Admirable Woman On Nairaland You Should Pray For by JhimmySpark(m): 8:01am On May 11, 2022
satandeterrible:

Disgusting simp
Nauseating fool
Romance / Re: Guys This Is The Most Sane And Admirable Woman On Nairaland You Should Pray For by JhimmySpark(m): 7:45am On May 11, 2022
illicit:


U too like women
.. Same here too, I find Pocohantas comments interesting and intelligent, she says it as she sees it. Wonder why many people are put off by her comments baffles, I find her contributions really cool. Chopchopfine meals are yummy and appealing to the eyes, she has a good sense of humour. She's one cool, calm, intelligent person.
Romance / Re: Men... Name Something That Women Wear That You Absolutely Love by JhimmySpark(m): 9:16am On May 08, 2022
Waist beads and nose ring.. Especially that waist bead.. E dey scatter my dada

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Music/Radio / Looking For A Song By Brenda Fassie by JhimmySpark(m): 10:03pm On May 06, 2022
I can only remember some scenes in the music video, the music video is a village setting where some women where coming back from farm carrying firewoods on their heads singing and dancing into their huts all dressed in their Xhosa attairs including Brenda too. Someone should help me with the title of that song please..
Romance / Re: My Amazing Pre Wedding Pictures by JhimmySpark(m): 9:33pm On May 05, 2022
You both look good.. Congrats and God bless your union with everything good.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Brentford (3 - 0) On 2nd May 2022 by JhimmySpark(m): 10:00pm On May 02, 2022
Man United played well to an extent tonight. The team still needs lots of working on, but their composure on the ball was great today, the defending too was owk, Dalot for me had a good game, Varane at the back was solid as always, Mata could have been our David Silva wonder why he was reduced to the bench, once he came off that Midfield lost it's creativity, Ronaldo is still proving doubters wrong, he still gat it in him. Maguire should keep warming the bench please same with Rashoford too till they regain their senses.

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Sports / Re: Why Manchester United Chose Erik Ten Hag As Their Next Manager by JhimmySpark(m): 2:25pm On Apr 21, 2022
United's problem is more than just the players on the pitch, the United board agreed to Ralph Ragnicks clause of having a say in United's next appointment of a coach upon the expiration of contract as a manger and assuming the role of a consultant at United. The funny thing is he wasn't consulted when appointing Ten Hag, You have Richard Arnold and Darren Fletcher doing the work Ragnick is supposed to when his coaching tenure ends with United, what exactly will he then be doing for the next two years when he assumes his consultancy role? I totally agree with the protesting fans, the Glazers should leave, the recruitment policy has to change. It's a shame to say this, but David Moyes once said it as United Coach and he was lambasted for it, for United to be great again they should follow the Manchester City blue print.

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Health / Re: Earphone Wire Stuck In An Indonesian Man's Bladder While Using It To Masturbate by JhimmySpark(m): 5:41pm On Apr 16, 2022
I still never understand this news ooo. How does a sane human being derive pleasure from that.. The wire passed through where to the bladder abeg
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Liverpool FA CUP (2 -3) On 16th April 2022 by JhimmySpark(m): 5:32pm On Apr 16, 2022
Liverpool vs Chelsea for the final, I see Liverpool beating them again too,Like play like play Liverpool might do the unthinkable and win the Quadruple oo

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Norwich (3 - 2) On 16th April 2022 by JhimmySpark(m): 5:26pm On Apr 16, 2022
Richsteemit:


Pls don't waste your data to get disappointed. Maguire dey for field. Can you send me some data instead of wasting it.
.. Thanks to Ronaldo it would have been a waste of data and time

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Southampton Vs Arsenal (1- 0) On 16th April 2022 by JhimmySpark(m): 5:24pm On Apr 16, 2022
Aystarz:


To say na team wey get character now, I for put hope for a comeback in the second half. But this team no dey know how to claw their way back into a game.


If we lose this one, make no yeye gooner sha tell me anything about Top4 anymore. .
.. I play live bet say Arsenal go at least score to draw the game alas at the end of the match I checked scores Arsenal still lose.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Norwich (3 - 2) On 16th April 2022 by JhimmySpark(m): 5:13pm On Apr 16, 2022
Didn't watch the first half but the second half I watched I can say I am surprised Dalot was combining the work of 2,3, 5 and Six.. He was the only one I was seeing making crucial tackles at the heart of that defence, Maguire doesn't deserve that arm band, if he his not scoring own goals, he is giving assists to the opponents, or trying to injure his team mates. How long will it take for him to be benched. Rashford plays like a pregnant fowl, to think Mata at 34 had more interceptions, passes than him is annoying.. The whole team needs total overhauling.. From the board to the players all of them should getat

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Norwich (3 - 2) On 16th April 2022 by JhimmySpark(m): 5:05pm On Apr 16, 2022
PhatScrotum:

Check My Signature for HD Quality Stream Links
.. Thanks, It was helpful

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Norwich (3 - 2) On 16th April 2022 by JhimmySpark(m): 4:00pm On Apr 16, 2022
Please which site can I watch the United game

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Southampton Vs Arsenal (1- 0) On 16th April 2022 by JhimmySpark(m): 3:46pm On Apr 16, 2022
Nawa ooo.. Arsenal wan lose three games in a row

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army Opens Application Portal For Direct Short Service Course 26 by JhimmySpark(m): 11:30pm On Mar 26, 2022
Can someone that studied English Language apply?
Sports / Re: Ghana Vs Nigeria: 2022 World Cup Qualifier (0 - 0) On 25th March 2022 by JhimmySpark(m): 9:36pm On Mar 25, 2022
Ekaka1:

Bro...it's a good script...ok, a decent one when you are playing away to a hostile crowd...and a Ghanaian side that wants to get an early goal....the only regret is that we had 2 of the best chances of this half but didn't take it.
Hopefully in the second half they put in a better performance..

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Sports / Re: Ghana Vs Nigeria: 2022 World Cup Qualifier (0 - 0) On 25th March 2022 by JhimmySpark(m): 9:25pm On Mar 25, 2022
Uninspiring performance from the SE.. Holding on to the ball for too long. That guy that replaced Ndidi is not in this match at all. Our four forward players haven't connected yet, Moses Simon, Chukwueze, Iheanacho, and Osimehin haven't clicked in the game at all, too much misplaced passes and lethargic play. Hope they improve in the second half.
Romance / Re: Who Is Your Celebrity Crush? by JhimmySpark(m): 9:49am On Mar 18, 2022
Nancy Isime
Joselyn Dumas

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Romance / Re: Who Is Your Celebrity Crush? by JhimmySpark(m): 9:46am On Mar 18, 2022
Neimar:
Nicki Minaj grin
Cardi B grin
Kim K grin
Iggy Azalea cheesy

.. Yansh no go kee you

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Romance / Re: Drop The Most Funniest Adage You've Ever Heard. by JhimmySpark(m): 9:45am On Mar 18, 2022
Woman wey dey find pikin no dey wear pant sleep
Romance / Re: Drop The Most Funniest Adage You've Ever Heard. by JhimmySpark(m): 9:44am On Mar 18, 2022
Cat wey dey think of tomorrow no go eat pregnant rat.
Politics / Re: Pic: Nnamdi Kanu Rejected $15.2b Bribe From The Federal Government - Simon Ekpa by JhimmySpark(m): 7:37pm On Mar 08, 2022
15.2 billion dollars.. For someone in their custody ooo.. Maybe if dem convert am to naira fear go catch some people believing this story..The questions they should be asking their selves is FG will pay him that humongous amount for what exactly?

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Celebrities / Re: Big Brother Zambia Is Ongoing (photos) by JhimmySpark(m): 3:22pm On Mar 08, 2022
I know understand.. Why all of them dey scratch their yansh na? Dem no fumigate the house before dem enter abi na soldier ants dey live with them for the house?

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Events / Re: Carnival Monday Night In Trinidad And Tobago(photos, 18+) by JhimmySpark(m): 9:51pm On Mar 07, 2022
Omo, e be like say this Trinidad and Tobago carnival badt pass Brazil own ooo.. See grove!
Education / Re: Happy Pictures. (remember To Smile…) by JhimmySpark(m): 10:10pm On Mar 05, 2022
HenryDion:


Shows how easily deceived you are
.. The poster didn't say he got it from a movie, you only know because you have probably watched that scene in a movie before...I don't get what deception has to do with this? Cause I don't think the op's intention of posting those pictures either from movies or whatever source is to deceive us.

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Education / Re: Happy Pictures. (remember To Smile…) by JhimmySpark(m): 10:59am On Mar 05, 2022
HenryDion:


It's from a movie undecided
.. She interpreted her role well then.

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