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 Nairaland General › Re: Narrate Your Funny Nightmares If You Ever Had Them.must View!! by jhydebaba(m): 11:37pm On Sep 16, 2012 |
[quote author=Jinadu-Josefu]Hmmmm....i had mine when i was in part2 in d uni...i was keepin my hair-afro-...there was this woman(a Dr Miss) that always told me to cut it but i declined... Then one day i slept in my block3 rm 81 awo hall in oau,i saw d woman in my dream tellin me to cut my hair again i declined,bt she sent 4 hefty guys to come and carry me....then she scraped my hair till it was shining....she then said to me "can u see u're lookin handsome now"...... Lo and behold,i woke up to find my afro scraped,no single strand of hair on d floor,no blade,everybody was sleeping.....guys,fear grip d hell outta me....i wan mad.....woke everyone up....they said they know notin abt it on d 2nd day when i wan go confront d woman coz i told them the dream i had...that was when they confessed that it was one of the normal madness in awo hall called "aro" they(my roomates) did for me....what a relief![/quote]Josefu Alala aburo Jona Olorun, sleep don spoil you. |
| Nairaland General › Re: Narrate Your Funny Nightmares If You Ever Had Them.must View!! by jhydebaba(m): 11:25pm On Sep 16, 2012 |
People do have nightmares because they drink too much "garium sulphate" before going to bed. Have u ever had this kinda dream: 1. You found urself urinating in ur dream, the urine seems like endless, the more u try to stop it the more the urine continue only for you to wake up and find urself in a pool of ur own urine? 2. Have you ever been pursued by a masquerade in your dream, only to escape and find a madman waiting for u to do the second lap? 3. The most delicious food u ever ate was in ur dream? 4. Action film like dream? 5. that you got intimate with the most beautiful girl in ur area, u fvcked her like no tomorrow and when you released, u woke up to find urself in mess. 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: Cbn Explains Discard Of Polymer Notes by jhydebaba(m): 9:01pm On Sep 16, 2012 |
Confused leaders confusing the already confused citizens with confusing policy. |
| Food › Re: Pictures Of Nigerian Dishes by jhydebaba(m): 6:29pm On Sep 16, 2012 |
Yummy, kai! Hungry wan kill me for here oh! |
| Business › Re: Bankers For Baba-Ijebu (Premier-Lotto). by jhydebaba(m): 5:47pm On Sep 16, 2012 |
lloydbanj: Pls what r winning number n machine no. Can sum1 pls explain 2 meWinning numbers are the numbers that won for that game. Don't worry ur head about machine number, they are meant for forecasters. As a novice, you only need winning numbers to know if you have won. For you to win atleast two numbers that you played must appear in winning. |
| Romance › Re: The Nigerian Wife by jhydebaba(m): 1:30pm On Sep 16, 2012 |
[quote author=Mrs.Chima]I am not Nigerian and he is doing exceptionally well. He is goo gooing with Chimette.  Thanks for asking. [/quote]Wow!!! Interesting. So where is Mrs Chima from, Republic of Biafra? |
| Nairaland General › Re: Why Is NL Now So Boring And Dull? by jhydebaba(m): 1:27pm On Sep 16, 2012 |
ayobase: With what fact I go prove u wrong.....Her head must swell like ijebu garri now. Ti omo eni ba dara, oye ka wi, nigbati ani fi ase aya. Make I sing small for her jare: Eba mi ki Idowu Ogbo oh, Ogbo Oh. Ogbo elese osun, eki 'dowu oh eh... |
| Romance › Re: The Nigerian Wife by jhydebaba(m): 1:19pm On Sep 16, 2012 |
[quote author=Mrs.Chima]I agree with the generalizations...however it is clear that he have been hurt by a Nigerian woman and his anger speaks out toward her in form of basing Nigerian women collectively. He has to get rid of the pain first....heal with time before venturing out into a relationship. Even if he marries a chick that is not Nigerian...the pain is still there.[/quote]Mrs Chima, a typical nigerian wife. I salute oh. How's Mr Chima? |
| Nairaland General › Re: Why Is NL Now So Boring And Dull? by jhydebaba(m): 1:14pm On Sep 16, 2012 |
Idowuogbo: Ayo baby! Wazzzzzapp!!Idowu is not at home, boredom is the order of the day. The name Idowuogbo brings live on NL and this particular thread is occasioned by Idowu's absent for days (AY, prove me wrong). Infact, Oga Seun should start paying Idowuogbo for her service. Idowuogbo, esu leyin ibeji, taiye nko? Kehinde nko? Iya aye! Mama awon mama, ekira fun mama. 3 gbosa for the able wo(man) leader. She got me going on NL, I must confess. |
| Family › Re: The Most Suitable Job For A Married Woman? by jhydebaba(m): 1:02pm On Sep 16, 2012 |
ifyalways: Housewife !!!So, this is ur plan in my house? I'll rather remain a bachelor. ;  3 Likes |
| Christianity Etc › Re: What's Your Favourite Verse(s)/chapter(s) In The Bible? by jhydebaba(m): 12:39pm On Sep 16, 2012 |
Songs of Solomon 7:1-9. 1 How beautiful are your feet in sandals, O noble daughter! Your rounded thighs are like jewels, the work of a master hand. 2 Your navel is a rounded bowl that never lacks mixed wine. Your belly is a heap of wheat, encircled with lilies. 3 Your two breasts are like two fawns, twins of a gazelle. 4 Your neck is like an ivory tower. Your eyes are pools in Heshbon, by the gate of Bath-rabbim. Your nose is like a tower of Lebanon, which looks toward Damascus. 5 Your head crowns you like Carmel, and your flowing locks are like purple; a king is held captive in the tresses. 6 How beautiful and pleasant you are, O loved one, with all your delights! 7 Your stature is like a palm tree, and your breasts are like its clusters. 8 I say I will climb the palm tree and lay hold of its fruit. Oh may your breasts be like clusters of the vine, and the scent of your breath like apples, 9 and your mouth like the best wine. |
| Business › Re: Bankers For Baba-Ijebu (Premier-Lotto). by jhydebaba(m): 12:09pm On Sep 16, 2012*. Modified: 3:44pm On Sep 16, 2012 |
[quote author=Joy,dare,cool.s]Anybody with 2 sure pls give me[/quote]Premier Enugu (12:52:35:58:74) perm PREMIER : ENUGU DATE: 16-09-2012 WINNING 26::-27::-30::-43::-(58) MACHINE: 7::-61::-64::-37::-44 Only 58 dropped out of my game. |
| Politics › Re: Introduction Of N5,000 Note: Nigerians Are Wasting Their Time – Sanusi Lamido by jhydebaba(m): 11:17am On Sep 16, 2012 |
werepeLeri: So because there is coin in a nation's currency, price will jump up? Or I dont geddit. Why is there 1p coin in GB and 1 cent in USA? Enlighten me but not with pure water - abeg.You asked a question "It will cause inflation - how, none of you can explain" and I use that example to explain how it will cause inflation for you. We are not in USA or GB, it is what is applicable here in Nigeria that I will use to justify my claims. Pure water producers would have been okay by an increase of 10 to 20 percent but since there is no coins to that effect hence it was increased by 100percent. werepeLeri: Is it by force you carry the 5000 Naira note?Yes Sir! 5000naira, if introduced is a legal tender and therefore it is by force that I must accept it as required by law. |
| Politics › Re: Introduction Of N5,000 Note: Nigerians Are Wasting Their Time – Sanusi Lamido by jhydebaba(m): 10:10am On Sep 16, 2012 |
werepeLeri: None of you arguing and shouting has come up with any rational reason or argument against the proposal - its just all sentiments.Even the average man on the street without any economics background knows from experience the effects of new note on his income. Prices tend to increase to the nearest naira note. Have you ever asked yourself why the price of pure water increased by 100%? 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: Introduction Of N5,000 Note: Nigerians Are Wasting Their Time – Sanusi Lamido by jhydebaba(m): 10:04am On Sep 16, 2012 |
"Nigerians are wasting their time" in other words, Nigerians can rot in hell for all he cares. "I don't care" Yes! his boss also did not give a damn. #5000 has come to stay and that's the truth. Who can dare them? Until we wake up and fight capitalism, the spirit will continue to hurt us. Who's going to lead the fight? Few people enjoying the national cake while their dogs feed on the crumbs and the masses are left with nothing to lick. |
| Romance › Re: Someone Tell Me Who Is Datin All Diz Ladies by jhydebaba(m): 9:10am On Sep 16, 2012 |
Dj hack: Just last wk i walked up to shade and told ha my mind n feelings abt ha, she wz xo grateful n told me she loves me too bt d relationship iz nt goin 2 work bcause she iz already engaged it wz hard 2 believe coz a gal of 20 yrz gettin engaged, i had 2 go home dat day frustrated tinkin i waz d onli ill-luck dude of d day nt until shola n peter my close frnd told me same tin abt deir toast dat day, talks asid takin d statistic of guy dating 2 dat of galz datin abt 98 percent of d ladys are datin while onli 59 percent of d guyz are in a relationship( statistic gotten by questionaire) dat imply only 2 percent of d ladys are single bt we have abt 41 percent of d guyz single and according 2 nigeria population census d female are 31 percent more dan d male diz gave me much reason 2 tink and ask WHO ARE DIZ LADIES DATIN? Dj hack: Ok plz gt it rite nw plz? in nigeria nw wn toastin galz dey ar nw fond of given replys lik dey are into a relation or evn engaged bt 2 b frank if diz galz are engaged dn most guyz are suposed 2 b hooked up bt u find most guy single n searchin, my main question nw iz dat diz engaged gals wu are dey engaged 2[quote author=Maria-G]still modify, I dont get your writeup[/quote]I still don't understand, please explain further. |
| Business › Re: Bankers For Baba-Ijebu (Premier-Lotto). by jhydebaba(m): 8:47am On Sep 16, 2012 |
vikky01: Do u av numbers for today's sunday key?I don't like giving people numbers and at the end of the day they lose because lotto is not sure. Stay tune, when I get numbers, I will post it on the forum. I may not even play it myself because I've lost so much. Lotto no sure na death sure but if you believe, you can achieve. 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: The Nigerian Wife by jhydebaba(m): 8:27am On Sep 16, 2012 |
KINGwax: Wow, i'm so glad for having you as my fiance! Motunrayomi owon. The most beautiful, caring, loving, humble, submissive, independent, and God fearing lady! i love you.Pls, give me her number. |
| Romance › Re: The Nigerian Wife by jhydebaba(m): 8:26am On Sep 16, 2012 |
HiiiPower: but where can I find this elusive breed of good Nigerian girls, if at all there is any?Mushin, Ojuelegba, Ojuwoye, Okearin, Gidakofa, Dadinkowa, Oke Popo, just name it. |
| Celebrities › Re: How Woman Delivered Monster In Church by jhydebaba(m): 8:06am On Sep 16, 2012 |
Too much inconsistency in the story. Next Miracle please. |
| Politics › Re: Patience's Health: Jonathan Seeks Special Prayers by jhydebaba(m): 7:51am On Sep 16, 2012 |
I wish her speedy recovery. 5 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Share With Ur NL Where And How You Meet Ur Spouse by jhydebaba(m): 7:30am On Sep 16, 2012 |
Jumicke: Ur dreamsTell us how you met ur spouse and I'll explain to you. |
| Romance › Re: Share With Ur NL Where And How You Meet Ur Spouse by jhydebaba(m): 11:26pm On Sep 15, 2012 |
In ma dreams |
| Romance › Re: Am Scared, Love Is So Hard..n Complicated by jhydebaba(m): 10:45pm On Sep 15, 2012 |
That's the way I treat my biacthes. Sorry girl, move on. |
| Romance › Re: She Wouldn't Just Leave The Beast by jhydebaba(m): 10:40pm On Sep 15, 2012 |
Sijo01: ? Thats not a fight na.Until you slit my throat before you consider it a fight? Sijo01: Hapi nowYeah, so so hapi now.  |
| Romance › Re: She Wouldn't Just Leave The Beast by jhydebaba(m): 10:10pm On Sep 15, 2012 |
Sijo01: you sure u'r nt mistakin my handle 4anoda?..... Cnt remember though.https://www.nairaland.com/1027331/#11924203 Oya, tell me sorry |
| Nairaland General › Re: Is Patience Jonathan Dead? by jhydebaba(m): 9:55pm On Sep 15, 2012 |
kamikazzi: I also heard it from a Governor's wife today that she is dead.  Why can't you guys be patient and allow the family to break the news even though its true? |
| Romance › Re: She's Only Beautiful At Night!... by jhydebaba(m): 9:46pm On Sep 15, 2012 |
Onainor Samuel: Beauty they said is in the eyes of d beerholder |
| Business › Re: Bankers For Baba-Ijebu (Premier-Lotto). by jhydebaba(m): 9:36pm On Sep 15, 2012 |
[quote author=Joy,dare,cool.s]Weytin baba play?[/quote]NATIONAL RESULT win 67.65.77.01.31 MAC 84.29.90.24.68 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: She Wouldn't Just Leave The Beast by jhydebaba(m): 9:31pm On Sep 15, 2012 |
Sijo01: Lmao, am not a fighter nah.You once engaged me in an e-fight, remember? |
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