₦airaland Forum

You better give your life to christ.

So many defections. Well, it is electioneering period.

That gender be spoiling things from time immemorial.

Do anything to blow ... whatever, just do it.

Snake day kwa!!!

Fayose and Wike don port to APC.

Virgin from Israel kii you der

Osun...Otun ti Zeh!

Won ti bo cardi ni Osun.

Congratulations!!

Funny letter

Where una do the meeting? For where Lagos residents appoint you there spokesperson?

May God save us from all these mishaps. Government should also put necessary regulations in place to check the activities of the operators.

Thank God they are safe. We should endeavour to drive safely especially this season.

Haylel:
This is the very first election where most percentage of the youth are actively interested in choosing the next president. The massive force he heralds is actually scary. Tinubu and Atiku will have to strategize against an unforseen opposition.

But erm... These are 2 reasons why Peter Obi cannot win

1. The northern population, as it is, remains dumb, and at the expense of dying of malnutrition, will still pick Buhari's 3rd term over any southern candidate.

Solution? I don't have one.

2. Those who win election are not on the net. The winners of election are the commoners, the market women - older working force... (If twitter is where elections are won, Atiku will be president today)

Solution?
90% of southern youths will go for Peter Obi, but 75% of the southern workforce (especially in the west) will go for Tinubu.

The older workforce are not exposed, know nothin' 'bout politics, and will go wherever the wind blows. If Tinubu is, who the others are voting for, then the large mass of IDGAF voters will vote for him with no reasons at all.

However, I CAN convince my mother and father (Who are the members of the older working force) to go for Peter Obi, and YOU CAN too.

OUR parents, who are ignorant of politics will go with US than believe the words of a man in a vegetative state with nothing to give but a small bag of rice and oil.

That is the only way the south may fall entirely behing Obi. If not, we will wail for 8 more years.

#PreachOBIdienceToYourParents

Because your parents are political illiterate does not mean you should come to a public forum and label all parent same.

BillionKnights:
I can imagine the coin dropping into the hand of the headmaster

Sorry, it's paper note.

That I should pay my tithe regularly.

Take it to where it is needed. You call hotel unholy ground Really! How is it unholy, na Devil dey lodge there

For your info, even Jesus said he did not come for those that are safe but those in sin. According to you, if hotel is unholy ground, going by that, I think that's the best place to locate the church since souls would be saved there.

Shalom!

Jagaban himself...Ijaya oko Oluremi.

I really need this motor. Make I pay 200k

Emotional trauma gone bad. RIP man.

Guy is not even looking confident. Baba don chop wotowoto

No one will take these ones serious. Una dey dance buga, continue!!!

What is the slay queen's account balance again or should we ask about male in her family

Better oh! Make una begin speak up. Asiwaju all the way.

All is set for Asiwaju Jagaban.

80% of which are Yorubas. Yorubas been investing in education from time immemorial. God bless Yorubas.

Make this war end already now

Private school - YES
Govt School - NO

All these are visible to the blind and sounds clearly to the deaf.

Olamide Badoo for bring portable now make dem perform zazuu together Anyway, happy children's day.

Best thing is to postpone. No time to check time.

Tesilimi Omo Folarin