BillionKnights:

I can imagine the coin dropping into the hand of the headmaster

Sorry, it's paper note.

That I should pay my tithe regularly.

Take it to where it is needed. You call hotel unholy ground Really! How is it unholy, na Devil dey lodge there

For your info, even Jesus said he did not come for those that are safe but those in sin. According to you, if hotel is unholy ground, going by that, I think that's the best place to locate the church since souls would be saved there.

Shalom!

Jagaban himself...Ijaya oko Oluremi.

I really need this motor. Make I pay 200k

Emotional trauma gone bad. RIP man.

Guy is not even looking confident. Baba don chop wotowoto

No one will take these ones serious. Una dey dance buga, continue!!!

What is the slay queen's account balance again or should we ask about male in her family

Better oh! Make una begin speak up. Asiwaju all the way.

All is set for Asiwaju Jagaban.

80% of which are Yorubas. Yorubas been investing in education from time immemorial. God bless Yorubas.

Make this war end already now

Private school - YES
Govt School - NO

All these are visible to the blind and sounds clearly to the deaf.

Olamide Badoo for bring portable now make dem perform zazuu together Anyway, happy children's day.

Best thing is to postpone. No time to check time.

Tesilimi Omo Folarin

Even though 40000 is a meagre salary, we go still celebrate the Governor because others are not even willing to pay 30000. I just weak for we kontry.

Good one for the former minister of transportation. Wike wan wicked you, you dodge am.

Wike on the beat again. Why is it that all these outgoing Leaders just want to install there person by force To cover up there mess We all shouting Buhari shouldn't in APC, he is definitely going to anoint, only thing is that it would spell doom for the party.

Is it still available?

Good initiative... make the thing sha reach everywhere for Lagos fast.

Na to open new account oh no time to wake dormant account.

You go tell her noni

Jestin:
Shaking shaking grandpa will soon decamp to SDP. Osibanjo is our choice.

You hope to get old some day right?

WideMouth333:
I started looking for salary jobs I could do. But I couldn't find any .
It was during one of my job hunt I met one woman that told me she needs someone that would be her driver ..
I have never driven a car in my life but when I heard she will pay 70k per month.. I quickly told her I can drive ,
She did not even wait to confirm ,she just told me to resume the next morning cos she have somewhere important I would be driving her too...
See gobe... I reach house and told my friend ,he laughed And told me to call her and tell her I'm not interested in the job ..i told him I can't do that ,.as we were still discussing,his neighbor in the next room joined the conversation ...
(The rooms are so closed together that if u drop a cup ,the next room will hear ,)
He shouted " don't tell her u can't drive oo , just wait I dey come '..
When he entered our room he then explained to me that driving is easy if the car is automatic..he said guy see
"Once you enter,start the car , place your leg on the right hand pad slowly which is the break and then put the gear to R (reverse) or D (drive). ... Simple .
So I spent the next three hours learning how to drive automatic cars from brother Thomas that is an okada man...
When I resumed the next day at work like a real driver ...the woman gave me a car key then told me to go and warm the car before we leave..
I quickly go to her Benz and press car key but na the Hilux truck sound pin pin...I realized we would be taking the Hilux and not her Benz Jeep...
When I opened the Hilux I was shocked..I saw 3 leg pads instead of 2 that brother Thomas told me ...
I carry phone call brother Thomas...he was already on his okada ,I explained my situation..he then told me " Na manual be that na ..and na the same thing..Guy wise up "...
See kasala.... The woman came out fully dressed and entered the car ,na so I start the car but as a wise guy I acted as if the car is faulty, I open bonnet and told her .we can't go out with this car..
She called her mechanic and insulted him for spoiling her car:,she then went in and brought out the Benz car key...
My mind came down ..once we enter I follow brother Thomas instructions,and I put the gear to R ..
As the car was reversing slowly and I was leaving the gate . Next thing I heard someone screaming " yeeeee My leg ooooooooo".....
The idiot gateman had stayed too close to the car thinking I can drive and me don scatter his leg with tire ...
Me and my madam was scared. I personally thought someone died , when I got down and I saw the gateman scattered leg, I told him sorry no vex..
But lucky for me the madam did not blame me , she told me she had warn him several times to always stay far from the car ... She gave him some cash to get medicine ..
We enter car back , a little scared . At this point something told me to confess I can't drive .
But another mind said "Continue but be careful'..
I reversed out, put the car to drive , press acceleration pad and the journey started ...
At first it felt Good..like play like play Nonso don Sabi drive be that
.. everything was going well because the road was free and less traffic.
Na so madam tell me make I stop beside Tastee fried Chicken, she gave me some money and told me to help her get something cos she has not eaten yet .
I wanted to off the car but she told me to leave it on cos she was enjoying the A c .
Now the werey called brother Thomas forget to teach me that once u want to stop in traffic or anywhere put the gear to P (park)
Me I just get down from the car like that and the gear is still on D (Drive)
Next thing I heard madam voice screaming my name "Nonso ooooooooo" .... I turn back And both madam and car don dey go ..
Omo I started pursuing the car , screaming jesus!! madam o Madam o...
People joined me too ... but the car was moving very fast.. and was heading to a police checkpoint.
When police saw the car and people at the back running after it they thought the driver is a thief , they brought out thier gun and pointed to the car indicating that if it don't stop they will shoot ... As my madam see Gun..
She jumped out of the running car with her fat body ,
She landed like an elephant and was rolling like ball before she stopped...
When I saw this I know my own had finished...
I started crying and cursing brother Thomas for encouraging me ...
Pls comment if u would like to hear the remaining story...

Nice fiction!!! Clap for yourself.

O ti zeh!

Happy birthday dear!

Rest well Fuji Maestro.

For a second, I forgot who Magu was. Na wah oh!!! Reason why you must strive to stay relevant always.

Dorlarphor10:


Don't pray this kind prayer again. Those that have lost their child, what should they now do? They should be feeling less abi. God will be always good, na we no know his ways finish

Oga, same Amen to the pray or wish same for urself.