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Br3nd4: You're embarassing me

I'm sorry, I just want the relationship to work.

Obi, I'll try and make it work. U know marriage is full of ups and down.
Shuga and Beync, thanks.


My Br3nd4, pls go for the Br345t enlargement today. I like pineapple/paw-paw like and not the tangerine/cherry u wrapped/packed inside large nylon bags to deceive bois.

This thread is now on FP... Na wash




Na wah oh! No comment for this thread after so many years... Na wash thread.

Beync: Dem never know u very well

I Like Rooney
I have dimples
I am the 5th child

no 3

Beync and Shuga thanx for ur concern.

Br3nda told me she's till a virgin and hope to remain same for a year more
I have to run out of the house to get a quickie u know a dog will always return back to his vomit

What does Seun's rule no 21 states?

Obinoscopy: @Shuga, its #1. You are not an Ijebu lady, ure an Egba beauty

Why u dey shout now Egba oh, Ijebu oh, all na same joor.

Ubani

Yes

Shugamania: Wrong

How can my shuga be broke Call me on my nokia 3310 ASAP and give me ur acount details.

Shugamania: 1. I am from Ijebu
2. I am broke
3. I am in Nigeria

No 2

Shugamania:

Shugamania: U, mr manager, hate sex

Yes, for now

Shugamania: U sure it was negative?

I was made to believe so

Shugamania: Hehe..
Bros, i get 4 elder sisters and 3 brothers.

Are u from Ijebu
We love making babies.

Shugamania: 1. I am a girl
2. I have four sisters
3. I dont have a brother.

I bet my dik, Shuga is a girl not with that diastema (getting me cwazi) and the sucre lips



No 2 is it.

Shugamania: Lol..
@Obino n Jhyde, Una thank u o.
@ITbomb, smh... no comment.
Sorry for d delay guys.

Jhyde, where u take see me?
Yimu.
Pls go for a test... What's d worst that could happen?

Shuga, how do I explain this

"I am afraid to go for HIV test"
Answer: False
That's why u won
So, does it mean u got it wrong

well, actually I saw someone die of the dreaded disease because the person aint taking medication. I decided to go for test (chai, BP rise no be small ) I came out negative (I was like, is this really my result). Choi, narrow escape u may say that's why I've been running away from s3x (Obinoscopy, u know why I hate s3x now ) and I've not had it 9 months (my bank go don full, if I catch any woman, hennn? Kai, na triplet belle straight )

Obi, if I catch u, na die


@topic:Sweet S3x

^^

Obiscapula




Kill before causing further harm
She's a lady okay, S3x before sending her away

Someone please invite me to church

Enegod: so,you dont know how to cook....

Do you have a problem with comprehension





@topic: that's a new way of marrying a second wife without raising suspicion. I love that, hope to use the method soon

Whatever yoru say if husband don know him wife, make all middle men give them chance. Haba! Wetin now

Shugamania: Hehe.. It's not very obvious.
Besides, how u wan notice? U see me ri??

Yeah! Sweet sugar, I'm closer to you but u never know
I love my woman to be diastemic (the english sef no dey my dico ) and above all must be able to cook good meals. I'm not proposing yet but u'll be a better choice for me, not with that staggering lips again oh my! How do I get u, games apart

Shuga, u gorrit. No 2 is it.




Br3nda, I'm sorry to disappoint u

Honeymoon is sweet honey, how I wish u can join us .

Br3nd4: Feet off the ground up in the air

Man the gate and restrict entry into my palace, baba is busy .

I have not had s3x in 9 months

I am afraid to go for HIV test

I have seen someone die of HIV/AIDS

We learn daily, how come I've never noticed ur diastemic nature ? ok, my turn. I'll b back.

Shugamania:
You shd change ur name to 'Jhydebaby'.

Yes oh! I'm really enjoying the moment. 'Love is a beautiful thing' I can confirm it now

Br3nd4: Dude y you mispeling my name? Im telling 'my baby'

[s]Na wah oh! Old man like me don turn 'my baby' this love of a thing is killing me.[/s]



I'll take care of the dude babe.


In other news...


Ur bugatti is ready but was told to pick up the veyron next month.

What option is left No1




I go for no 1

U'll get the IV soon dearie, thanks for your support.

Words that take you off ur feet