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Inlove with my boo :*- |
I'll do anything for you my love. |
Br3nd4's Love Offer Worths Nine Offer |
Br3nd4: That ya poem make fear catch me.Ok please, I'm sorry if I scare you. I no sabi write poem, I be local breed. Accept me as I am. I love it straight to the point ![]() |
I need a wife ASAP, why una dey laugh now U say make I write poem, I write am finish, una come dey laugh. Abeg, I no dey play for here oh! No seresere pls. |
Names are irrelevant when it comes to marriage. |
Can Raymond Enjoy African Meat ENJOY |
Kissing |
Br3nd4: Oh great. . . Good morn'n!its there already for ur consumption. Go to the forum game chat thread ![]() |
Loving |
Giggling |
Aaya mi |
Oh! My Beautiful Br3nd4.... Sleeping has become a thing of joy Ever since your thought filled my heart I dream of you every time I close my eyes to sleep Whenever I hang out with friends With beautiful plates of pepper soup Most times with exotic drinks I still feel incomplete I long to scale the upper most part Where two beautiful round fruits hang I long to hold the point of the fruit All day long I crave to bury my head In between ur thighs To navigate the treasure honey Flowing endlessly in your bank My delight is in dipping my long fingers Inside the glass cup of beautiful Br3nd4 To lubricate the glass cup to bring out The finest juice nature ever created Inserting my enormous straw Inside ur magnanimous hole Brushing the tip occasionally While you scream my name I see a long future Where you and I As well as junior and pretty All lost in the fantasy of love How soon are you making this a reality Oh! Beautiful Br3nda My relatives are all prepared Just to set eyes on my angel Oh! My Beautiful Br3nd4 |
shayoor: Jhyde ȋ̝̊̅§ sleeping, don't disturb him plsYes, u are right! After a massive night with you Banty Baba, its not easy. Obiscoco, I lost count. Br3nda, ur poem is ready. |
Why are you always asking irrelevant questions? |
Shugamania: Hmmm..What did you know oh ![]() |
lynpetra: Kai!I been dey pity for you ooo but ur English gaaaaaaannnnnn.Na showstopperAre you okay The OP is still better than you. What crap did you write up there Yoruba + Pidgin - English = jargons. |
[quote author=Queenolly:]i am in search for true love. I am a lady in abuja ready for marriage. any interested guy should contact me. i am 32 years old and a yoruba lady. 08175275802 mide.[/quote][quote author=Queenolly:]if finding true love is impossible, and getting married is ever more impossible, i can atleast meet a true friend. 33yrs, female in abuja. 08053447743[/quote][quote author=Queenolly:]Let love rule this new year and give it your all. well, this might be the wrong approach but its an attemp all the same. I seek love and true friendship. I am a female and an abuja resident. I am 32years. BB- 2a801610 or 08053447743.[/quote][quote author=Queenolly:]Its no longer funny. say whatever you may think. i need a husband as soon as possible. I am in my mid 30s and a lady in abuja. Any SINGLE man in search of a good wife material plz get intouch. 2a801610[/quote]Really, its no longer funny. Mods: abeg forward to frontpage, u may be saving a life. Who knows ![]() |
[quote author=T-john]My dear, please relax and take it easy, you sound desperate.[/quote]did u listen to urself at all U asked her to 'relax' at her age or u don understand what mid 30 is![]() [quote author=T-john]it needs a lot of patience.[/quote]she's less than 10 years away from menopause and u still preach 'patience' to her, I hear u ![]() [quote author=T-john]Love yourself and enjoy single-hood[/quote]If its that easy why did you get married? Why don't you enjoy single-hood till 60 years old ![]() OP, pls beware of scammers and 419ers. Don't allow them to cash in on ur situation. Its well with you. |
Br3nd4:*coughs* |
She's under my care, that's why ![]() |
Br3nd4: Not convincing enuf. .Don't make me visit the village herbalist. *touchandfollowtinz ![]() |
Shugamania: I'm so happy ![]() |
Who's getting pardon? |
Br3nd4: mouth watering. . .Wow did I mention "sleep" ![]() Ok, if u'll sleep, I promise you bu |
No 2 |
Shuga, actually i don't do poem tinz. That's longing the story babe. I believe in hospitality, as in, I lavish you with nkwobi/fish pepper soup/ barbecue and beer/red wine to wash down, then we get down to business at once. I satisfy U and u reciprocate, bebmatics you know ![]() Don't dull me wit poem jare. Br3nd4, u game ![]() |
Pronoun or Adjective, all I want is ur milk. |
Loool at jhydebaba construction company handling Br3nd4 milk industry affairs oga nitlad stay clear or I clear you like tomtom would clear the airways ![]() |
Obinoscopy: Okay hon, here is my love poem to you and only you:She'll sting you in the heart soon Bee ko, oyin ni ![]() *jerosy |
The new trend now is poem. *rushs to get poem book* I go return soon. |
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U say make I write poem, I write am finish, una come dey laugh. Abeg, I no dey play for here oh! No seresere pls.


