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I for one ,I think is the parents, cause we have some uncaring parents who don't ask their children about their Education and don't care all they is pay their school fees.

I think the op is more stupid Dan his dick

Ogbeni come and finish your work, because e get one girl make I wan go toast o

As for me and my house hold I forbid it

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The original season finale is tonight, Marcel wants to take on the whole mikealson
Mean while, Vampire Diaries has been renewed for another season, and our favorite character Elena will be coming back

Abeg, how seun say they make money for nairaland make e even they pay salary

Rubbish, what's my business

The largest cruise ship in the world – measuring more than four football pitches in length with a maximum capacity for 6,780 passengers – has docked in Southampton for final preparations before its maiden voyage. A small crowd of well-wishers, welcomed the £800million Harmony of the Seas as it arrived just after dawn today.

Tens of thousands of people are expected to visit the coastal city this week to catch a glimpse of the gigantic vessel before it carries paying customers for the first time. After sailing from a shipyard in Saint-Nazaire, France, and spending the day yesterday cruising the English Channel, Harmony of the Seas sailed up Southampton Water and arrived at Southampton shortly after 6:15am.

It will depart on a short cruise on Sunday – a four-day taster voyage to Rotterdam, in the Netherlands – and on 29 May will make its maiden voyage to Barcelona, where it will be based for 34 seven-night tours of the western Mediterranean this summer. It will sail between Florida and the Caribbean this winter. Royal Caribbean International’s 18-deck ship has set new records for length (1,1188ft), gross tonnage (227,000), width (215.5ft), passenger capacity (5,479 at double occupancy or a maximum of 6,780) and staterooms (2,747).

With a crew of 2,100 from 77 countries, the floating city boasts seven ‘neighbourhoods’, a 10-storey slide that is the tallest at sea, 23 swimming pools, 20 dining venues, 52 trees, surf simulators, robot bartenders, a casino and climbing walls.

See more photos below:-

Can’t stop laughing….

This is what happens when a Uniben Student Playing Football Is About To Score & Someone Shouts “The Goalkeeper Na Confra O”



I cannot come and go and die.

Arsenal Football midfielder, Jack Wilshere, proposed to his girlfriend, Adriani Michel, over the weekend at her 25th surprise birthday party which he organized for her.

Jack shared this photo on his Instagram page this morning and wrote:-

“This weekend, the beautiful @andriani_m made me the luckiest man in the world and said yes! Couldn’t be happier….love you fiancée “.

Congrats to them!!

Imagine Football Clubs as Nigerian Musicians, This is the club they stand for.

See below:-

1. Davido – PSG
Because Davido got to the top because of money and has been consistent since then.

2. 2face – Real Madrid
2face has been awesome ever since and despite the influx of crazy and talented young musicians, He is still a boss in the industry.

3. Skales – Arsenal FC
Because he’s so close to making it, yet always so far.

4. D’banj – Manchester United
D’banj like Man-U was always hitting it hard and the best till he changed management .

5. Burna boy – West Ham
He is very good but never really gets the recognition he deserves.

6. D’Prince – West Brom
Known but hugely irrelevant.

7. Pasuma – Juventus
He is bossing it in a league of his own (Fuji).

8. Seyi Shay – Aston Villa
Always making silly (in her case grammatical) errors and embarrassing herself.

9. Patoranking – Athletico Madrid
Patoranking came from nothing to try and upset the big boys.

10. Olu maintain – QPR
Gets relegated, bounces back, gets relegated again.

11. Lynxx – Manchester City
Although Lynxx made it because of the money, he has been hugely inconsistent.

12. Darey Alade – Barcelona
Very good, sings with this charisma that only he has. One of the best.

13. Viktoh – Sassuolo
That’s right, so irrelevant, 99.9% irrelevant!

14. Adekunle Gold – Dortmund
Came from nowhere, is very good and is loved by all.

15. Sinzu – Valencia
Your time at the top is over. Just stop making music.

16. Ice Prince – Chelsea
Made it, then started singing/playing rubbish.

17. Vector – Liverpool
Very consistent and doing fine but still underrated.

18. Olamide – Tottenham
Knows how to sing/rap/play.. Very relevant but the noise is too much… Respect!

19. Ycee – Leicester City
Came from nothing and hugely making it.

20. B-red – Monaco
Very useless, upon all the money!

21. 9ice – AC Milan
His era of dominance is over.

22. Reekado Banks – Watford
He’s making a promising start so far.

23. Sina Rambo – Portsmouth
That one still dey sing/play sef?

24. Phyno – Napoli
Nobody understands him but he’s making it.


This list is just for Fun!!

Drop your comments.

The University of Ilorin says no fewer than 108 fresh students of the institution were expelled for gaining admission through dubious means.

The institution’s Vice Chancellor, Professor AbdulGaniyu Ambali, disclosed this on Monday in Ilorin while exchanging views with the Commissioner of Police in Kwara, Sam Okaula, who visited him.

Ambali told the commissioner that due to stable academic calendar and culture of excellence prevalent in the university, the pressure to secure admission into the institution was high.

“This resulted in some candidates seeking illegal and unauthorised ways to gain admission into the university,” he said.

Ambali assured the commissioner of the university’s continuous cooperation by readily offering the police useful information required in the course of their work.

“We will volunteer any information you need to succeed,” the vice chancellor said.

He reiterated the university’s stance on zero tolerance for cultism and indecent dressing, stressing that these had helped to maintain sanity on the campus.

Ambali also gave an assurance that eligible personnel of the Force interested in higher education could take advantage of the opportunity provided by the university’s Centre for Peace and Strategic Studies.

Earlier, Okaula said the university was highly regarded as one of the best universities in Africa because of its stable academic calendar.

Okaula also said that security was a collective responsibility of every member of a community, adding that the university had demonstrated zero tolerance for cultism.

He said that no student of the institution was among the 118 recently arrested for cult-related activities.

The commissioner commended the Security Unit of the university for its focus, discipline and professionalism, assuring the vice-chancellor of the continuous support of the police.

Ukaula said the police had adopted scientific investigation method, noting that some officers would require more education in that regard.

He pleaded with Ambali to assist such personnel in securing admission to improve their capacity to be able to better deal with crime in the country.

The wife of a popular comedian in Rivers state, Mike Ogbolosingha, was kidnapped by unknown gunmen at her home in Elenprawon area in Obio Akpor local government area of the state yesterday May 15th.

According to Mike who spoke to Vanguard , six gunmen stormed their Elenprawon residence and abducted her.

“About six of the kidnappers came to my house. I was coming back from Bayelsa when I got a call that my wife had been kidnapped.

They broke into my house, took away every valuables and still went with my wife. I am begging for the release of my wife. The kidnappers have not called me or any member of the family since the incident on Sunday.

They should please release my wife, I am begging those holding her” he said

No word has been heard from her abductors.

chikel2000:
Happy birthday man, come I hope its not just d guys from d south dat r deployed to fight boko haram o, where r d hausas?

they re still in the battle field but they re the rebels

If nor be the mumu iPod youth

Ko si werey, I dae think of my house rent may bet9ja virtual don chop so.

Enugu-based fiery Priest Father Ejike Mbaka has allegedly made a new prophesy about President Muhammadu Buhari’s administration.

The controversial priest stated that the beginning of Muhammadu Buhari’s Government will be tough.

He added that there will be suffering and crisis but the end it will be joyous and great.

Here is what Mbaka said:
“Listen fellow Nigerians, as it is right now, most of what we are suffering now and we are going to suffer were caused few years ago but the Lord asked me to encourage you.

“Suffering is coming but it is not suffering unto damnation, there is solution, it may take some time, but at the end of it, there will be testimonies”

“As I have told you, there is going to be crisis but God will handle it. This year, God said my people will be over-comers, things will be hard but my people will be over- comers”.

Marley01:
Space for hire

what Mr ibu

Flash has his speed back but zoom got something coming for Earth 1,he his bring all meta humans in earth 2 to earth 1

Goandie:
Resurect ke dude mercel is the new original nd d strongest vampire nw

But Elijah removed his heart, when Klaus and Elijah confronted him.

Mrokaykay:
pls to all those requesting for past questions
Last year past questions which is most recent is still in hardcopy format so I can't send via email....
how ever u can add me up on whatsapp I will snap n send to u....

pls sir what's ur number, this is mine
08146217870

Mrokaykay:
pls to all those requesting for past questions
Last year past questions which is most recent is still in hardcopy format so I can't send via email....
how ever u can add me up on whatsapp I will snap n send to u....

pls sir what's ur number, this is mine

iyinoluwa102:
Sulaimanadetutu@gmail.com , thank you

pls Di's is my gmail
Sholajide93@gmail.com

I think Marcel will be resurrected.because he can't just die like that.

You all might be wondering what the #GOE2016 on all Patoranking Instagram post means… Well, Pato has finally clears the Air.

The Superstar took to Instagram to let the world knows the name of his debut Album which will drop later this year will be.

See what he posted on IG:



#GOE2016 – God Over Everything

Cool Name for an Album if you ask me..

What do you think?

See some more photos of Patoranking rocking the GOE Pendants below:-

sexymonkey:
Ipob ft zombie

mod if u wan ban me I nor care
Now to the idiot that called olamide zombie, na your entire generation be ___________ the blank space it's meant for any deadly curse u can think of. Iranu

With Baddo in your song what can possibly go wrong.

The Federal Government, Wednesday, removed subsidy on Premium Motor Spirit, also known as fuel as it will now sell for N145 per litre.

Nigerians have taken to social media to remind President Buhari,VP Osinbajo and John Oyegun what they said about fuel subsidy in 2011.

A friend of mine had an accident 3yrs back so he went to meet a bone mender, unfortunately for after 6 months he discover his hand was not straight, now 3 yrs later he is thinking of meeting and bone mender so as to rebreak it, dear nairalanders is it advisable.
Below is the pic of the broken hand

Ultimatesammie:
Then wat is there to watch again, that scenario aint possible.

it is left with just two episodes, so I think one of the original will die

Freya will die by family, kol will kill her, Elijah by foe, Vincent, then almighty Klaus by friend Marcel.