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But Come And Share Your Ånal Experience Here by HitlerGaddafi: 12:21pm On May 21, 2016
I swear o.... Some girls fit dirty die sha.. Most especially all these youruba girls. Straight to the tori, I give one girl ånal yesterday and guess what, as I dipped my díck inside and brought it out, you gotta see the condition of my díck. My díck was covered with her shít. The sight was like wafers biscuit covered with chocolate. I felt like cutting it off. I had to use a glove to wash my own dìck in the bathroom. Mehn who have had any similar experience?

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Re: But Come And Share Your Ånal Experience Here by ErnieSmallzz(f): 12:25pm On May 21, 2016
Lol, so cos of dat u stopped the straffing? grin, Y u sef go dey do anal?

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Re: But Come And Share Your Ånal Experience Here by HitlerGaddafi: 12:29pm On May 21, 2016
ErnieSmallzz:
Lol, so cos of dat u stopped the straffing? grin, Y u sef go dey do anal?
I decided to give it a try after hearing sweet and socculent tales about it.
Re: But Come And Share Your Ånal Experience Here by faith551(m): 12:31pm On May 21, 2016
Damn!!, some ppl sef. This kind of silly post should have the "warning graphic content" flag to it.

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Re: But Come And Share Your Ånal Experience Here by Nobody: 12:39pm On May 21, 2016
If there's something I'll never try again , its giving a girl a-nal. Whats said is so true grin..last time i tried it , not only was my dicckk covered with faeces but my dicckk was also bruised and paining me real bad. grin....all these girls wey go dey waka as if dem no dey shitt grin, na dem dirty pass.
Re: But Come And Share Your Ånal Experience Here by HitlerGaddafi: 12:47pm On May 21, 2016
faith551:
Damn!!, some ppl sef. This kind of silly post should have the "warning graphic content" flag to it.
Young man what's graphic about this post?
Re: But Come And Share Your Ånal Experience Here by HitlerGaddafi: 12:48pm On May 21, 2016
MakeQuickCash:
If there's something I'll never try again , its giving a girl a-nal. Whats said is so true grin..last time i tried it , not only was my dicckk covered with faeces but my dicckk was also bruised and paining me real bad. grin....all these girls wey go dey waka as if dem no dey shitt grin, na dem dirty pass.
grin
Re: But Come And Share Your Ånal Experience Here by Nobody: 12:51pm On May 21, 2016
Definitely u never used condom OP..


YUCK! that's terrible...

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Re: But Come And Share Your Ånal Experience Here by jide219(m): 12:51pm On May 21, 2016
I think the op is more stupid Dan his dick
Re: But Come And Share Your Ånal Experience Here by HitlerGaddafi: 12:55pm On May 21, 2016
jide219:
I think the op is more stupid Dan his dick
And to think you found sense in what you wrote shows that ur deliberately just being stupíd.

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Re: But Come And Share Your Ånal Experience Here by kuuljay(m): 12:58pm On May 21, 2016
What do you expect to find in a rectum,honey? And how is feaces in a rectum qualify a person as dirty? Did God create the anus for sex? Mind you those who practice such in pornography prepare for days with proper dieting before indulging in such

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Re: But Come And Share Your Ånal Experience Here by cutieme(m): 12:59pm On May 21, 2016
A friend narrated his experience thus:he was doing the thing jejely with the girl while all of a sudden, she decided to switch over to the cowgirl position. The young man obliged and gbam they started .Not long after,the girl lifted herself up ,came down again and my friend was like moaning in ecstacy also the girl,then when he looked closely, he discovered the dick isn't in the main channel,so he asked the girl where the hell is his dick pounding and the silly girl said the anaconda. My friend was like,gosh! how come I penetrated just like that, have you been doing it before? The girl said no,you just disvirgined it.

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Re: But Come And Share Your Ånal Experience Here by Tocheagle(m): 1:22pm On May 21, 2016
You are not supossed to engage in anal stuff in d first place . Dats physically and spiritually disgusting

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Re: But Come And Share Your Ånal Experience Here by lekjons(m): 1:46pm On May 21, 2016
Op, so she should insert her bathing sponge into her anus(and wash the rectum) when bathing huh

when i see "dirty", i thought the mumu was going to talk about smelling punny.. he didn't even use condom, you inserted your unprotected flesh into her anus *spits*(what too much of pornhub can do to you). you're so disgusting! as far as i know, you're the dirty guy here..undecided

better go do hiv test.. ode!

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Re: But Come And Share Your Ånal Experience Here by Olaoluwa66(m): 1:54pm On May 21, 2016
lekjons:
Op, so she should insert her bathing sponge into her anus(and wash the rectum) when bathing huh

when i see "dirty", i thought the mumu was going to talk about smelling punny.. he didn't even use condom, you inserted your unprotected flesh into her anus *spits*(what too much of pornhub can do to you). you're so disgusting! as far as i know, you're the dirty guy here..undecided

better go do hiv test.. ode!
Help tell am ooooo

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Re: But Come And Share Your Ånal Experience Here by PoundedYam(m): 1:57pm On May 21, 2016
YUCK!!!!.. I FEEL LIKE VOMITING
Re: But Come And Share Your Ånal Experience Here by Nobody: 2:26pm On May 21, 2016
Some of you here would jump at the mention of it.. anal-stabbers
Re: But Come And Share Your Ånal Experience Here by Nobody: 4:04pm On May 21, 2016
HitlerGaddafi:
I swear o.... Some girls fit dirty die sha.. Most especially all these youruba girls. Straight to the tori, I give one girl ånal yesterday and guess what, as I dipped my díck inside and brought it out, you gotta see the condition of my díck. My díck was covered with her shít. The sight was like wafers biscuit covered with chocolate. I felt like cutting it off. I had to use a glove to wash my own dìck in the bathroom. Mehn who have had any similar experience?
na wetin u dey find u see
hope u av a taste of it?
mumu in the building
Re: But Come And Share Your Ånal Experience Here by mrkay101(m): 4:18pm On May 21, 2016
Lol... This op na MUMU ooo

Abeg where shit dey dey for the human Body?
Where u expecting to see honey or something

U can't go under the rain without an umbrella and not expect to get wet.

Hahahahahahahahahha

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Re: But Come And Share Your Ånal Experience Here by Eddygourdo(m): 4:27pm On May 21, 2016
cutieme:
A friend narrated his experience thus:he was doing the thing jejely with the girl while all of a sudden, she decided to switch over to the cowgirl position. The young man obliged and gbam they started .Not long after,the girl lifted herself up ,came down again and my friend was like moaning in ecstacy also the girl,then when he looked closely, he discovered the dick isn't in the main channel,so he asked the girl where the hell is his dick pounding and the silly girl said the anaconda. My friend was like,gosh! how come I penetrated just like that, have you been doing it before? The girl said no,you just disvirgined it.
hahahahahahahahahahhahaha. She is a virgin for shizzle
Re: But Come And Share Your Ånal Experience Here by rosieluv(f): 5:25pm On May 21, 2016
eeeeeew u got served
Re: But Come And Share Your Ånal Experience Here by Lovelynature(m): 6:28pm On May 21, 2016
Thread for Yaba Left members. I will pass abegcheesycheesy
Re: But Come And Share Your Ånal Experience Here by Lamborghini(m): 7:29pm On May 21, 2016
Op think say na d kain clean shit-free yash he dey watch for porn nai he girlfriend get grin

Porn girls dey wash dier yash well well before dem act anal movie oo!
Dem dey take water flush their rectum first. Its called an enema.
Google enema. That is what porn actresses do before anal scenes.

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Re: But Come And Share Your Ånal Experience Here by Nobody: 7:35pm On May 21, 2016
undecided

Re: But Come And Share Your Ånal Experience Here by HitlerGaddafi: 7:39pm On May 21, 2016
habby51:

na wetin u dey find u see
hope u av a taste of it?
mumu in the building
Go and tell that to that sick and wretched ho you call your mother kid...
Re: But Come And Share Your Ånal Experience Here by HitlerGaddafi: 7:42pm On May 21, 2016
Lamborghini:
Op think say na d kain clean shit-free yash he dey watch for porn nai he girlfriend get grin

Porn girls dey wash dier yash well well before dem act anal movie oo!
Dem dey take water flush their rectum first. Its called an enema.
Google enema. That is what porn actresses do before anal scenes.
Thumbs up bro.. I've known that since. But our naija girls suppose dey douche their a-ss too na grin
Re: But Come And Share Your Ånal Experience Here by HitlerGaddafi: 7:44pm On May 21, 2016
discoprophet:
Some of you here would jump at the mention of it..
anal-stabbers
Thank you o .. and na them dey talk bull-shit for this thread pass. Kids everywhere.
Re: But Come And Share Your Ånal Experience Here by HitlerGaddafi: 8:09pm On May 21, 2016
lekjons:
Op, so she should insert her bathing sponge into her anus(and wash the rectum) when bathing huh
Hello kid!, Are you trying to be funny or impress people for likes here? Coz what you just typed here is so meaningless and clearly shows your low level of reasoning. If you don't know , Even if you have any cause to clean the inner wall of your rectum, there are ways of doing it such as douching rather than inserting a sponge as your silly self have just said.

when i see saw "dirty", i thought the mumu was going to talk about smelling smelly punny
You saw a title that read ''Share your a-nal experience here and you were still expecting to see a thread about ''smelling punny''. It obviously shows your level of education. Go get a degree..
he didn't even use condom,
Where in my post did I make mention of not using condom? Abi did I have a threes0me with your sister and mom and they narrated their ordeal and how I destroyed their a-sses one by one to you ? you inserted your unprotected flesh into her anus *spits*
(what too much of pornhub can do to you).
Yeah, remember that sex romp your dad had with Alexis Texas in the BBW Fetish category {Page 307 to be precise}? I got my cue from there
you're so disgusting! as far as i know, you're the dirty guy here..undecided
. Well, I don't know you, You are nobody, no one knows you so don't judge.

better go do hiv test.. ode!
Obviously your mother must have forgotten to teach you manners. Poor kid. Have a good night. Bye

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Re: But Come And Share Your Ånal Experience Here by Maxi112: 8:16pm On May 21, 2016
rugged moniker spotted. Hitler & gaddafi grin
Re: But Come And Share Your Ånal Experience Here by HitlerGaddafi: 8:17pm On May 21, 2016
ellacute45:
undecided
Why you con dey take am personal / Nor be ur yansh I tear na.
Re: But Come And Share Your Ånal Experience Here by lekjons(m): 8:31pm On May 21, 2016
HitlerGaddafi:

e pain amgringringringringrin
Re: But Come And Share Your Ånal Experience Here by Nobody: 8:38pm On May 21, 2016
HitlerGaddafi:

Why you con dey take am personal / Nor be ur yansh I tear na.
ewwwww shocked

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