₦airaland Forum

Accidental government giving Nigerians accidental discharge.

Maxcollins042:
Moniker na egosiputa na i bu onye iberibe.

Nke gi n'egosiputa n'ibu onye mmuo ojoo n'enye nsogbu.

Even if you die, your MANHOOD will live on.

benzene00:
so there's dis girl called nkechi
we live in dxame compound...earlier ds morning immediately as I opened my door to go and fetch water from d tap...nkechi was passin by nd stylishly looked at my boxers and smiled..







nairalanders wht does dis mean

It means that YOU ARE LIVING IN FACE ME I SLAP YOU compound.

Hmm

She told you everything without telling you who that her friend is.

betterABIAstate:
I just took these last night

Nwanne there's one police station that was closed in Umuaro village, the governor should do something about it.

Coming from Aba, you pass the Governors village (Umuobiakwa), pass Itukpa, pass Itungwa, pass Uche Okechukwu village (Mgboko Umuoria), pass Azuogwugwu village then Umuaro village.

If you see Nigeria pls tell her that I'm weeping for her

sarrki:
You should know better nah bro
Nah your head of operation in wailers association
Make that statement

Reason why you should ask your general Zombie woman leader.

sarrki:
Oga olu Naso?
Please can you tell us the names of the cabal?
Also tell us which part of the government that as being
Hijacked

Ask Aisha.

Interesting

Hmmm

Interesting, The North think that all Nigerian is gullible. Continue playing your scripts.

Interesting

sirOrubebe:
Na heaven the Keke dey? Because the guy dey point skywards ni

Na flying keke naa

I will comment yesterday

Passy089:
A Facebook user confided in me thus:

He met this sweet girl aged 23 ,after a while she agreed to date him ,he slept with her the 3 times she visited him without suspecting anything ..

But he got the surprise of his life when the girl updated a photo of her self ,her husband and their little daughter on her Facebook wall...he was feeling so guilty that he tried calling her to know why she made him sleep with a married girl like her but she wouldn't pick his call,then after a while she sent him a text that" I don't know you please stop calling me " ...the guy is very angry right now and is even contemplating blackmailing her because he still has their sexy photos and dirty text message they use to share.

what do you advice

JideAmuGiaka that's my advice.

Sad

Inkredible:

Hunger in the land but seriously...

Maka Chukwu, ndi n'enye ikpu di n'akuku nke ozo.

habsydiamond:
Mr scofield john okoro mr prison break. Igbo man don plan everything. From toilet to a free man.

I thought that it's only Nigerian police that collects bribe, don't know that Indians do the same.

ignis:
The guy must be stupidd.
After completing jail term, the iddiot decided to foolishly escape few hours to free deportation to his home town where he can enjoy freedom.
Now he will remain in bandage as abscotchalater throughout his entire stay in India.

Shame ...

This is pure arrangee escape, the police Officers have compromised

OduduaDefender:
Why should these prodigal Nigerians keep on disgracing us internationally..........why?

You disgraced NIGERIA more by voting a drug baron Buruji to represent you in the Senate.

Interesting

FreeGlobe:
The so called prophet should be arrested immediately for assassination planning.. Buhari shall not die.. Buhari will live till 2019 in Jesus name!! Amen

Where were you when Buhari said that Nigeria will be ungovernable.

Where were you when he said that monkey and baboon (Nigerians) will soak in blood?.

Yeye dey smell

The gullibility of some people are legendary, l mean how can somebody believe that by bringing human parts for sacrifice h/she will be getting #10mil every 3 days?. The person doing the sacrifice for you, how rich is he, if he posses such power do you think he will be in the shrine?.

I don't just underkwuruoto.

Anybody that's in Europe etc will say this. My bros came home from USA after exchanging the dollar with him, he became a billionaire in Nigeria.

There's no point clicking, it's CUCUMBER that makes it to be BIG.