₦airaland Forum

boujaye:
all trash! when it came to electing Nigeria leader we discovered we are never one!

yes may be you are right but it is high time we started changing our mindsets..who knows,we might just get it right someday.#TeamIbelieveInOneNigeria

oh boy! see gobe!!

meanwhile, say 'YES' to ONE NATION..
Igbos, Yorubas, Hausas and many other Nigerian
tribes share a lot of similarities which indicate that we have been interacting with one another before the tragedy of colonialism. Take a look at these linguistic examples;

Stone: Igbo- Okwute, Yoruba-Okuta,
What: Igbo-Gini, Yoruba-Kini,
Mouth: Igbo-Onu, Yoruba-Enu,
Body::Igbo-Aru, Yoruba-Ara,
Ear: Igbo-Nti, Yoruba-Eti.
Bag: Igbo-Akpati, Yoruba-Apo,
Goat: Igbo-Ewu, Yoruba-Ewure
Onion: Hausa-Alibasa, Yoruba-Alubosa
Stool: Hausa-Akwati, Yoruba-Apoti
Matches: Hausa-Ashana, Yoruba-Ishana
Father: Hausa-Uba, Yoruba-Baba,
Mellon: Igbo-Egwusi, Hausa:Agusi, Yoruba-Egusi.. And so on!
These are just a few of our many similarities
which no one can really explain how they came
about. Let us forget our differences and build on
our similarities. That is the way forward for
Nigeria!

Bioboy1213:
. Just like me....i will lock the tap so that it won't be a great problem for me later.....go open the door for the visitor to go nd help me take care of the baby....nd and I will run outside to pack the cloths...before coming back to the baby and check my missed call....

wow..i love dis!!

demmy0325:
Mtcheew... U wan scatter pesin brain.. Evn superman cnt finish ds al at once...

lolz..not at once bro.the question is,in what sequence would you solve them

''Giving someone all your love is never an
assurance that they will love you back,don't
expect love in return.Just wait until it grows
in their earth but if it doesn't, be content it
grew in yours''

''It takes only a minute to get a crush on
someone,it takes an hour to like someone
and a day to love someone,but it takes a life
time to forget someone''

''love is when you take the feelings,the
passion and the romance in a relationship
and find out you still care about that person''
''When the door of happiness closes,another
one opens but often times we look so long
at closed door that we don't see the one
which has been open for us''

''The best kind of friend is the one you can
just be with,never say a word and then walk
away feeling like it was the best
conversation you have ever had''

''It is truth that we don't know the value of
what we have got until we lose it,but it is
also truth that we don't know what we have
been missing until it arrives''

''There are things you would love to hear but
you will never hear from the person whom
you would like to hear them from but don't
be so deaf as not to hear it from the one
who says it from their earth''

''Never say goodbye if you still want to
try,never give up if you still think you can't
go on. Never say you don't love a person
anymore if you can't let go''

''Love comes to those who still
hope,although they have been
disappointed,to those who still believe
although they have been betrayed,to those
who still need to love although they have
been hurt before''

''Don't go for looks,they can deceive.Don't
go for wealth, even that fades away..go for
someone who makes you smile!''

Assuming these 5 things are happening
in your
house at same time, in what sequence
would you
solve them??
1. The telephone is ringing!
2. The baby is crying!
3. Someone's knocking or calling you
from the
front door!
4. You hang the cloths outside and it is
beginning
to raining!
5. Tap running in the kitchen and water
is already
overflowing!...
In which sequence would you solve
these
problems??

My favourite love quotations of all time..

''Giving someone all your love is never an assurance that they will love you back,don't expect love in return.Just wait until it grows in their earth but if it doesn't, be content it grew in yours''

''It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone,it takes an hour to like someone and a day to love someone,but it takes a life time to forget someone''

''love is when you take the feelings,the passion and the romance in a relationship and find out you still care about that person''

''When the door of happiness closes,another one opens but often times we look so long at closed door that we don't see the one which has been open for us''

''The best kind of friend is the one you can just be with,never say a word and then walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you have ever had''

''It is truth that we don't know the value of what we have got until we lose it,but it is also truth that we don't know what we have been missing until it arrives''

''There are things you would love to hear but you will never hear from the person whom you would like to hear them from but don't be so deaf as not to hear it from the one who says it from their earth''

''Never say goodbye if you still want to try,never give up if you still think you can't go on. Never say you don't love a person anymore if you can't let go''

''Love comes to those who still hope,although they have been disappointed,to those who still believe although they have been betrayed,to those who still need to love although they have been hurt before''

''Don't go for looks,they can deceive.Don't go for wealth, even that fades away..go for someone who makes you smile!''

Inna lillah,wa inna ilaehi rajium! may almighty make aljanna firdauz his final abode..

cherieberry:
Me too someone shud pls enlighten us on ow to go abt for d redeployment...cos my doctor's report is already in process

i think that should be enough bt make sure d medical report is either frm Fed or state gov't owned hospital..dat aside,the redeployment process is very easy here. ciao!

bendovex:
thanks jimwalex, please confirm and get back to us. I heard there's a direct bus to jalingo from Enugu, can anybody confirm this? also somebody should educate us on redeployment because I seriously would be needing it. thanks.

my Imolite guys here said u wl get Jalingo direct from Owerri cos of the people dat wl be coming to camp..anoda option is to go to Onitsha,dat u wl definitely get jalingo there..ciao!

Wasbay2007:
We neva c state allowee since january dis yr and apart from dat d temperature here is too hot haf bin sleepin outside ova a month nw [color=#000099][/color]

Omo Okunola! thought u told me dat u had forfeited d allawee..so why u dey 'para' again.lolz

bendovex:
I'm coming from Imo state, please how do I find my way to taraba? cheiii I don die o (sobbing). what's the distance like and how much do I need for transport fare ( both air and land).
jimwalex please help me out, thanks. any other person that has a valuable information should please help. I'm slowly dying of anger here. incase any other person would be travelling from Owerri, Imo state, please indicate let's travel together. thanks.

u never die o,and u wont.lolz..i doubt if u can get direct bus to Jalingo from Owerri bt ur best bet is to go to Abuja or Benue.i will confirm dis and d amount for d transport fare from my fellow corpers that are from imo.likewise,if u want to come by air,u wl hav to come thru Yola then u wl take Yola to Jalingo which is approximately 3 hrs by road.ciao!!

ayonimofemi:
jimlex ow bout now

yeah,correct! ur head dey there

ayonimofemi:
yes Abunga you are rit.Taraba is nyc place to be....n u av mentioned it all.it's just 18hrs from Lagos.

lol..nice to have u here my Abunga! but dat is oga patapata u quoted not me..anyway,welcome on board!

yokiti:
Jimwalex and his other Abusite, the naturally ahead graduates; please obey this clarion cal on behalf of our incoming corpers, we need to know more about Taraba from you.

alright boss..i will always be available for any assistance.meanwhile,as i have always said,Taraba is inseparable with two problems;harsh weather and distance! That aside,i think every other things are OK in Taraba.the state alawee is #10k,although due to consistent changing of the governors in the state we have not been paid since February this year..hmmm what again oh..i think i wl stop for nw..@ house.pls dont hesitate to ask me any question again

Aminat508:
wayakum. Thanks

you are welcm!

hmmm..ma sha Allah! baraka Llahu fiq@OP..

booqee:
haba they are two set of twin. i'm sure the difference btw the two would be at least 3. that's not bad

so i was told,bukky..thanx!

booqee:
haba they are two set of twin. i'm sure the difference btw the two would be at least 3. that's not bad

so i was later told,bucky! tnx

Kudos OP. I hope dis will hit the FP,at least, to acknowledge the OP's efforts

fabulousdora:
he has two set of twins

no wonder!

A very happy family...the age difference of the children though

Does the company has branches nationwide or is just in Edo state

eldeen01:
Hello please can any one help me with the insight of the etisalat CBT? Thnks as you help me thru.

go back to the previous pages on the thread. I think is about about accuracy and speed..good luck!

kestolove95:
bros I took d personality assessment test for a call center representative (kano) and dey said I shud look out for text or email for d next stage after 48hrs of taking the test..and it's one week today no text no email...any clue one dix?

we are in the same situation here,bro.i did mine about a week ago but have not received any message from them..i chose kano too.so calm down and lets be patient.wishing us the best.ciao!

idd

superbabai:
pls i need etisalet email address 2 submit ma CV . Pls kindly hlp me. Godbless

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pls don't go,.

hayordelevic:
For those of Us in the northern part of the country our LGI told us to be on our uniform for the election but personally I feel its not safe! To those in the north will u wear ur uniform on election day?

yes,we did in Taraba and it kinda help me personally. Although we have been advised not to wear any of our uniform for now till the final result is announced.

yokiti:
The time is finally here for us to perform our civic responsibilities!
Arise O compatriots
Nigeria's call obey
My hope and prayer is that God will protect, guide and direct you all as you take up this great assignment as part of your patriotic duty to your fatherland. Please, I implore you to let your loyalty be to the flag and constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria and not to some political gladiators that will want to twist your hands in the favour of their selfish interest.
May we all be a partaker of the swearing in ceremony that is scheduled to hold on the 29th of May, 2015 in good health and sound mind with a strong belief that sorrow, tragedy and calamity shall not befall us, our families and friends as well as our dear nation; Nigeria.
Happy electioneering and a resounding Ajuwaya salutation to all our corp members who doubles as the electoral officers in their various polling units.
You deserve more than 3 hearty cheers my fellow compatriots.
God bless and keep you all.

Best regards
Yokiti (on behalf of the NYSC section moderators)

CC: Samguine, omalicha Darkchocolate, Dr Meeky, Smeeky, our landlord; Valentinooo, my dearest Cutiepie01, Buksich, hajia Heemah, Jimwalex and all othe Abusites, Skateboard, Ojestas, olaoyekemi, Holutosin, Godsfavourite01, Osemu08, highmey, mannylex; have no fear, rhazor or so; the man whose results has cancelled all insult. the Delta queen traecey, Prixxy7, the shawarma lover; Macuwon, philosopher Rationalmind, ajasa4link, Enimoney.
Though, I might have omitted your monikers but this wont pass you bye; Standing ovation for corpers who will serve as the electoral officers in the North of Niger and the Niger- delta reqion, not forgeting those in the land of the anagos; the south western part of Nigeria and those who will be flying the flag in the south eastern part of Nigeria otherwise known as Biafra; the land of the rising sun. Ajuwaya!!!

ameen,boss! though not an easy assignment,if i must confess..thanx so much

iamphilips:
hello guys.....going to order for mine 2moro -monday- hope the phone worths it, cos i had only 16k went to borrow 8k to complete the money. Hw long does it take jumia to deliver to apapa in lagos What colour z the freshest?

sorry bro cos d phone is now #30,000 on jumia,dow nw in stock!