₦airaland Forum

ShitHead:
I know her. That's Seun Osewa's wife. Met her once at Mowe in 2015.

U dun mean it! Oh lawd!

peckebu:
I just checked the center today. and what's your subject combination? mine is government, literature and c.r.k.

Oh u be art student sef

Mine is Economics, Literature, C.R.K.. Going for mass com.

What course are you going for?

sureteeboy:
They will soon come here and start insulting you for bringing this up. They have chosen to believe these stuffs are not real even when some of the American artistes have claimed they've sold their soul to the devil with no regrets. 2 Thess 2:6-11

Before you jump and comment, did you read what he wrote? "Black and White, Red".. So they don't use those colours in church? If he wrote facts, no one would insult him.

NB: i used the word "facts" cuz i'm trying to be nice here.

kennygee:
It shows there is room for improvement.

They will get it right eventually.

Rome wasn't built in a day.

So they should keep trying and testing with people's future huh? This same issue(s) happened last year and caused many to fail. Now it's happening again! Let them scrap the shii called JAMB!

madgoat:
Start preparing for next year's UTME

Your folly beguiles me. Ode buruku!

redbeans:
no 6 is B. The words used in poems are call feets. I'm sure you've heard of iambic feet

Thanks. Now i know.

redbeans:
LITERATURE
6. A line of poetry is measured by the [a] number of words [b] number of feet it contains [c] images [d] rhythm
7. A humorous imitation of a serious literary work is [a] an ode [b] a parody [c] an epitaph [d] a burlesque
8. A struggle between opposing forces in a literary work is the [a] plot [b] conflict [c] climax [d] denouement
9. A metrical pattern of stressed and unstressed syllables illustrates the [a] iambus [b] anapaest [c] dactil [d] trochee
a poem with fourteen line is a/an [a] epic [b] sonnet [c] quatrain [d] octave

6. d,
7. b,
8. b,
9. a
10. b
* Number 6 tho.. doesn't seem like a "correct" question to me. Just guessed the answer.

peckebu:
that's where I wanna do the exam tomorrow

Mine is on Tuesday.
Write finish and come and gist me abeg
Success!

webninja:
lol i didn't write.. my sis did.. you're in big mess sha.. first people that wrote (today) will be disadvantaged (score) .. wonder why they put people that registered late first?

Bros abeg let me have some of the weed you smoked

buffalowings4:
This is rubbish
So the exam will be conducted in different days

Talk about giving undue advantages to those that will take it next week

Useless set of people

I think the questions are different. IF that's true (questions are different) then it's also unfair. The exam should be conducted in one day. Same question for everyone.

horluwatosyn99:
did i say i ddnt check

You checked and saw it, so why did you mention that they just sent it to your mail?

Btw, Art, Science or Commercial?

horluwatosyn99:
vanilla options, thursday,9:am

by d way cn u believe jamb jes sent my exam slip 2day.

So you didn't hear when people were told to check jamb website for the "slip"?

Kemade Highflyers Academy, Ile-ife in Osun. Tuesday - 7:00AM

People will think i'm playing when i say i don't know any of the topics you mentioned. I hate maths. Not writing that shii!

kajsa08:
sorry for the delay.
yes there are hotels nearby, just tell the cab man (preferably an elderly man) where ure headed, n he'll take u to a hotel along d express way where d school is located. d price is on the high side tho. success.

Thanks!

nnamdi1998:
I sent you a pm please acknowledge!

Seen. sent u my number

etzskillz:
I'm writing at minna on tuesday

Success bro!

etzskillz:
I wrote there twice

Jesus is lord! No shaking.
What center are you writing in this time?

kajsa08:
kemade made sense, took my sis there 2years ago. success

Thanks. Can you describe how i'll board transport to the place? I'm going from Ibadan. Also is there an hotel nearby? My exam is 7:00AM.

etzskillz:
DAT centre na war

Lol bros shift go front abeg
Really?? Have you been there?

ChiomaMee:
I'm in... I'll send it to your email

Seen. I've sent my whatsapp number to your mail.

ChiomaMee:
If he asks for his X next time, just tell him "DUDE, SHE'S MARRIED".

U mind going through some Economics questions with me??

No i don't. Lets do that on Whatapp so we won't derail the thread. Cool?

ChiomaMee:
Mass comm...talky talky shidren

Econs, Maths, Eng, Govt----I'm going in for Economics

I wanted to go for Economics... I love Economics. That's my favourite secondary school subject. But almighty Maths won't allow me go for it. I and Maths were cool till we got to a point where he started asking me to find his X. Wetin concern me with em X naw

ChiomaMee:
What's ur subject combo??

Economics, Crs, Literature, English. Going for Mass Com.
You?

Greedy man. Take a little... and then resign!

ChiomaMee:
Commercial
U??

Art
All the best

ChiomaMee:
Huntville technology limited, Anthony, Lagos
Urs??

Kemade Highflyers Academy , Ile-ife in Osun
Art, Science or Commercial?

ChiomaMee:
Team Tuesday....where art thou??

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redbeans:
ECONOMICS
6. Economic problems arise because
[a] resources are scarce relative to wants [b] man is insatiable [c] money is scarce [d] man engages in too many economic activities
7. The economic system in which resources are privately owned is known as
[a] capitalism [b] socialism [c] communism [d] unitarism
8. The reward for enterpreneurship is [a] rent [b] wages [c] interest [d] profit
9. Performance of one task in a production process is known as
[a] specialization [b] standardization [c] division of labour [d] segmentation
10. The cost incurred by using both fixed and variable factors in production is called [a] marginal cost [b] fixed cost [c] total cost [d] average cost

6. a, 7. a, 8. d, 9. a, 10. c