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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Do You Have That Magic? If Yes Then Try This. (Phone Number Correction) by Jioke(m): 3:37pm On May 22, 2007
Raymand:

What happened to the good old days of, "I'm lonely, I'm a loser I can't get a girl in real life, I need a girlfriend?" you kids are getting creative with this stuff. . .

Need I respond to this?  grin Well, let me say, nothing's happened to the good ol'days Ray. Whateva seem to've happened is a good one and its called $%#^<>^+=_(&%!@!@*_*). This is DA nEwAge were AnyThiNG is pOSsibLE, like a weekend in the Russian space station. Watching Jay Z perform live at the madison square garden from your PC. I should bring to your notice that wonderful relationships has been made online. If you are not among this school of thought, drive on bro.

So all ma pwutie sistas, holla back.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Looking For My Soulmate by Jioke(m): 12:12pm On May 17, 2007
Hi Nimmota, I wish you all the best that mother nature has to offer. You are one courageous, bold and beautiful woman. I bet you will go places with such boldness. I wish I am a moslem, you wouldn't have waited s day longer to be swept off because I've got all you asked for and even more.

Just keep keeping it real and shine your eyes o. There might be more wolves out there than you can possibly imagine.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Do You Have That Magic? If Yes Then Try This. (Phone Number Correction) by Jioke(m): 11:59am On May 17, 2007
swwetE:

jioke, am gettin pretty scared. no on's replyin?

For real o! swwetE, no one's replying. Guess they'r all fronting or thinking its a hoax. Naija chicks sef! na wah o. Anyway sha, all hope's not lost. I am pretty sure someone's watching and taking her time. smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Do You Have That Magic? If Yes Then Try This. (Phone Number Correction) by Jioke(m): 10:37am On May 14, 2007
Have you seen this post?
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Just Being Curious! What Do You Think People? by Jioke(m): 10:35am On May 14, 2007
Have you seen this post?
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Who Likes Moi? by Jioke(m): 1:46pm On Apr 24, 2007
tasiana:

please who likes me kiss

So funny. Who like you?grin No attributes outlined. No picture to see. What will be the factor to determine if one will like you or not?

I sure know you just want to find out if you can successfully make a post as I see you are new here.

Welcome sha! Your post was successfully delivered. cheesy
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Just Being Curious! What Do You Think People? by Jioke(m): 1:06pm On Apr 24, 2007
Hello all ma pretty naija sisters home and abroad. I need to know your views on this.

One:

Whats your first reaction when you see a brother make a decent and sincere post in a forum like we have here requesting for a serious relationship?

Two:

Will you in all sincerity give such a post a try?

While you are trying to dish out your response, consider these below.

Disclaimer: I don't mean to imply that sistas are wares o, so don't get all worked up with the analogy I intend to use.

How horrible would shopping be if you walk into that boutique to pick up your favourite designer dress and there's no label to describe the basics of the dress like size etc?
You want to buy a beauty range and there's nothing on it to tell you what its compositions are, if its for oil, normal or dry skin. If its complexion, moisturizer etc. But when these things are there, it makes it easier.

Its obvious that when guys are in the field, they play with any team thats willing to 'label or no label' but when the real thing is the case, they have certain features and qualities they desire in the package which unfortunately are mostly hidden. I am aware that same applies to sistas. Reason being that, some o ya are ready to roll with an Aristo but only a handfull will want to actually end up with the aristo as a wife.

<<<Rewind<<<:

In practice, its not easy to find those features and qualities without breaking hearts. Did you ask "How?" Ok! You see a pretty miss 'A' and makes a move on her and after checking you out and liking what she see, she gives in only for you to find out, she ain't got a vision or she's dull upstairs and so on. And you'll be like 'nah nah'  (Heart break No. 1 for the chick) You try again, and again, and again. On the contrary,  she might be like "Sorry I'm not ready for that yet" (Heart break No. 1 for the guy). One ain't got no choice that to go back searching. One can only imagine the number of chicks that'll go down before a choice is made.

To avoid these pitfalls, wouldn't it have been a better option for us all {Guys and Gals} to make a decent post online to attract the kind of people we all really want?

Just my tot sha. If its stupid just jump am pass and don't hate please.
Romance / At Last. Nairaland Has Just Produced The 1st Couple With This! by Jioke(m): 3:34pm On Apr 19, 2007
To all my ladies in the house.

Do you have that magic to make a man say to Heaven "Hold on I'll be back" and rather choose to stay here on earth with you? And you are between 23 and 29 years old? Then you might as well be the one I've long been waiting for. Lets take the walk. . . . . .

SMS only for now on 08020705212 (Note: Call won't get tru as the phones is mostly off during the day)
You can also email me at jiokeh@yahoo.com or add me to your messenger list so we can exchange messages and chat online when time permits.

I won't mind if you add your vital statistics in your sms or email.

I'm 34, 6ft tall, good-looking, light in complexion, slim,  Ibo and businessman living in Lagos. You might find other interesting things in me to adore that I don't see. I'm though not perfect. (Only God is)
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Do You Have That Magic? If Yes Then Try This. (Phone Number Correction) by Jioke(m): 12:50pm On Apr 16, 2007
I just added my email add too. You can email me at jiokeh@yahoo.com or better still add me to your messenger list for chats and offline message exchange.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Do You Have That Magic? If Yes Then Try This. (Phone Number Correction) by Jioke(m): 12:47pm On Apr 13, 2007
Please note the correction on the phone number. Sorry for any inconvenience the mixup might have caused anyone in here.

My believe:

     To build a sweet home takes nothing more than the "determination" to make things work and the understanding of how things should work. cheesy cheesy cheesy Does anybody concur?
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Do You Have That Magic? If Yes Then Try This. (Phone Number Correction) by Jioke(m): 10:22am On Apr 10, 2007
@ Omo Eko, iice & Cute Ass

Thanks all. You just made my day and at that given me more liverage to hope for the best from this forum. Thanks ya all and hope you all did have a wonderful easter celebration?
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Do You Have That Magic? If Yes Then Try This. (Phone Number Correction) by Jioke(m): 6:22pm On Apr 05, 2007
ATL (All The Ladies) in the house.

Do you have that magic to make a man say "Heaven hold on I'll be back" and prefers to stay here on earth with you? And you are between 23 and 30 years. Then you might as well be the one I've been waiting for. Lets take the walk.

SMS only for now on 08020705212 (Note: Call won't get tru as the phones is mostly off during the day)
You can also email jiokeh@yahoo.com or add me to your messenger list so we can exchange messages and chat online when time permits.

I won't mind if you add your vital statistics in your sms.

I'm 34, 6ft tall, good-looking, light in complexion, slim, businessman, from Imo state and live in Lagos. You might find other interesting things in me to adore that I don't see. I'm though not perfect. (Only God is)
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Meet Singles - 32 Years And Above by Jioke(m): 5:56pm On Apr 05, 2007
I'm in Treasure.

Howya all doing the "Thirty something's"?
You are all welcome to our "Thirty something" singles world.

Let the hookup begin!

I'll go first.

Treasure27 if u are 27 lets hookup for real. wink smiley

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