₦airaland Forum

can you send the president out of the office?

can you change Nigeria for better?

can you give me your wife to manage for three days?

can you sex an earthworm?

can you fry plantain with petrol?

can u use scorpion chop bread?

can u kiss a lion?

can you back an elephant?

can u make up for a cockroach?

can you do press up on top river?

can you take hot palmoil bath?

can you travel via the computer go USA?


if yes to all these questions

then can you come back to ur senses pls?

if una no get little understanding like my own

then you must be as wise as I am

you may not understand me well

thats I try to say it twice

there lives a man who just come back from his village
and went straight to the hospital and told them he needs some drugs
the doctor asked him what is wrong with him and he told the doctor that
he is infected with citylococus and he needs to cure it before it is too late
the doctor was confused coz he doesnt really know what a citylococus means
but the man told the doctr that while he was coming to the city he was advised that
when he reaches the city the first thing for him to do is visit the hospital and ask for the cure of citylococus
becoz anyone who come to the city without curing this disease would eventually be a victim of the city


can are the danger that lies herein the city?

That son is a very sharp son jo

he no even send make him papa die

That son is a very sharp son jo

he no even send make him papa die

NA WHO FINE REACH ALL THESE SMILEYS?




NA DEM BE THE MOST HANDSOME GUYS FOR NAIRA LAND

see all of una mouth dey no won work dey won become all of a sudden millionaire you better go dey start Yahoo

The Last but not the least

Bcoz of me

The day I walked from my home to Singapore

@tufe

Na ur girl friend wey I snatch 4rm u d other time bore d pickin 4 me

Faith I got, Rich I became

just place 10 or more letter word in this thread

I shall start

Intercontinentally

The day I caught men sleeping with my girlfriend

How I'm I supposed to know

Who tell you that

O.K I need my gift now

I Dont Know

Jovial

If you want born pickin make you pray to God say

make He no give you such a pickin

because if fit even kill his papa self

why hissing

Okay I be J.J.C wey just arrive from d united states of somewhere

well I know u wont give up

but u r still ahead

nd I shall stiill get to meet u

but not on this thread

freight

now i really want to know you better rok

rokiatu I don dey chase u say make I meet u

but all the effort r 2 no avail


but 10x 2 God sha I still b d last

I shall not want

Chai!

Walahi if I born picken wey dey 2 obedient like Mr. Alalabi

na me go take gun shoot am by my self

IT'S BEEN DECLARED THAT THE MOST HANDSOME GUYS ON NAIRALAND IS JJC

I welcome u all,

Infobaba or wetin

se na "rainning" or "reigning"

nd na who tell u say time dey fly

se time et wing

if time dey fly se dis our generation go still dey exist

Hello nairalanders

This is J.J.C, and he is very eager to know all his is co-members because he is

right now in Lagos and he will soon be going back to his beautiful area (Igbo-Ora) He

might not have the opportunity to talk to u for sometimes so he want to use this

opportunity to chat with all of una nd make una introduce urself to him

10x he dey wait