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OliliGp:
Hi Nairalander

It’s time to put your detective cap on.

Let us know who is responsible for the killing in the photo below.

Number 4 has something like a blood stain on his neck......or the killer escaped because the door of the restaurant is open

[quote author=henrylowe post=59278064]I have been having this problem for a very long time and I decided to bring it up for people to advise me

Each time I see lady's underwear (especially bra) on the wire, it triggers sex provoking thoughts and before the blink of an eye, I begin to have erec'tion especially in public places. This is something that I have been harboring for a very long time because most people you tell your secrets will only laugh at you

I remember when my neighbour washed her underwear and hung it on the wire, I busy was starring at her underwears when she caught me with my erec'ted joystick that almost evacuated from boxers.

It has even gone worse that my joystick begins to er'ect each time I ear the word 'bra". Last week, I went to Ikotun market to buy some clothes when I overhead a random young lady asking a cloth seller if she sells bra. Upon hearing the word "bra", my joystick almost pierced my trouser and I was so embarrassed that I had to leave the market before angry mob descended on me.

Sometimes, I feel this is a spiritual problem and sometimes I feel it's just has to do with my uncontrollable hormones

Guys, what could really be wrong with me?

Cc: Lalasticlala, Tosyne2much, Toks2008, Cutehector
You are a fucking pevert

Man united cannot win o......madrid all the way

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Guys, which team do you think stand a chance of winning the Uefa Super Cup 2017

moderngist:

Are you sure your mum got a vpussy?

your mama pussy so big when your dad stuck his dick in it, he felt like he was waving his dick in space!

moderngist:
Guys I need to know please. Whte or black puszssy which is better or sweeter..tell me which one is sweeter and made you happy..see my experience...http://moderngist.com/happy-couple

Ask ur mama

moderngist:
You can't believe it , guys it was a pleai experience for me when I had sex with my albino girlfriend. It was as if I was fvcking a white girl. Tell mel your own experience.. See mine...http://moderngist.com/guys-five-reasons-never-try-anal-sx

Na so madness dey start

Fabolousibk1:
She must be christ Embassy member...

Exactly

Life is full of coincidences, some very minor, but occasionally – extraordinary. This is a list of 5 of the most incredible, unbelievable coincidences.
5.Twins

The twin brothers, Jim Lewis and Jim Springer, were separated at birth, adopted by different families. Unknown to each other, both families named the boys James. Both James grew up not knowing of the other, yet both sought law-enforcement training, both had abilities in mechanical drawing and carpentry, and each had married women named Linda. Both had sons, one of whom was named James Alan and the other named James Allan. The twin brothers also divorced their wives and married other women – both named Betty. And they both owned dogs which they named Toy.

4.Falling Baby
In 1930s Detroit, a man named Joseph Figlock was to become an amazing figure in a young (and, apparently, incredibly careless) mother’s life. As Figlock was walking down the street, the mother’s baby fell from a high window onto Figlock. The baby’s fall was broken and Figlock and the baby were unharmed. A year later, the selfsame baby fell from the selfsame window, again falling onto Mr. Figlock as he was passing beneath. Once again, both of them survived the event.

3.Taxi
In 1975, while riding a moped in Bermuda, a man was accidentally struck and killed by a taxi. One year later, this man’s bother was killed in the very same way. In fact, he was riding the very same moped. And to stretch the odds even further, he was struck by the very same taxi driven by the same driver – and even carrying the very same passenger!


2.The newlyweds who were both in a photo taken 11 years before they met
Cornwall, England's Aimee Maiden and Nick Wheeler were just two people in love who were set to be married. Just before their wedding, the couple went to Wheeler's grandparents' house and flipped through a family photo album.

They come across a photo of Nick as a child with his family on a beach in Cornwall. To their astonishment, they spotted Aimee with her family in the background – the photo was taken years before they met!

Aimee said the unbelievable coincidence just confirmed that she'd found her soul mate.

The couple were married about a minute's walk from where the photo was taken all of those years ago

1.Twin Strangers
In Monza, Italy, King Umberto I, went to a small restaurant for dinner, accompanied by his aide-de-camp, General Emilio Ponzia-Vaglia. When the owner took King Umbertos order, the King noticed that he and the restaurant owner were virtual doubles, in face and in build. Both men began discussing the striking resemblances between each other and found many more similarities. Both men were born on the same day, of the same year, March 14th, 1844. Both men had been born in the same town. Both men married a woman with same name, Margherita. The restaurateur opened his restaurant on the same day that King Umberto was crowned King of Italy. On the 29th July 1900, King Umberto was informed that the restaurateur had died that day in a shooting accident, and as he expressed his regret, he was then assassinated by an anarchist in the crowd

1. "The Little Mermaid." On the original VHS cover there is a large golden penis. The rumor is that the penis was deliberately drawn as a last act of defiance by a disgruntled Disney artist who was being laid off. The truth is, the artist who created the cover did not work for Disney itself, thus was not a disgruntled employee, and claims the penis tower was completely inadvertent.

2. "The Little Mermaid." In the first wedding scene, the minister appears to have an erection. Disney claims that the bulge, is actually just his knee sticking out. You be the judge.

3."Hercules." After Hercules punches the River Guardian, a horseshoe hits him on the head causing a phallic shaped bump to grow out of his head. It eventually grows into a penis shape including morphing his eyebrows into a set of testicles.

4. "Mickey Mouse: Bladid." Coming from the wonderful minds working for Euro-Disney, Bladid, has cover art showing Mickey with his hand around a large blue penis aka Minnie's body.

Do you spend hours on your bed staring at the ceiling, talking to yourself as a pastime rather than doing stuff you will most likely regret neglecting after? Do you perhaps, spend days binge-watching your favorite television series that you’ve seen time and time again?


If you spend even a day doing absolutely nothing (and everyone knows because you failed to update others on social media), you’ve guessed it! You’re officially lazy, according to your parents and the seemingly hyperactive world on the internet.


It turns out your lack of motivation and sluggish behavior deems you an exceptionally intelligent or creative being. So, If it’s any consolation, you may not be lazy at all but a genius.


1. Talking to yourself: Experts suggest that doing so helps you concentrate, put your thoughts in order which then leads to achieving desired success.




2. Having very few friends: Fewer people to interact with equals less stress and social anxiety leaving you with more time to focus on your well-being and goals.


3. Seeming stagnant: Although it may seem like you are doing nothing, in actuality you are not working because, as a genius, you have too many ideas running through your mind.




4. Taking your time: To some people, working on one thing at a time rather than multitasking may seem lazy. In reality, lazy people take their time to get the job done right when they get around to it of course.

5. Messiness: As a result of one’s lazy nature, they may skip that extra step in cleaning after themselves. Being messy allows you to break out of tradition and discover new, unconventional ways to do things. .




6. Doodling: Do you find yourself drawing randomly whenever there is a piece of paper in front of you? Doodling helps people come up with new concepts, pay attention to detail and retain information.





7. Nonchalant: As a lazy person, you can handle day-to-day life in even extreme cases, rather calmly creating the best case solution in the long run. For instance, lying hungry for hours because you are too lazy to get something to eat which is a great skill in the case of a sudden national famine.

8. Delegate tasks to others: You aren’t lazy, you are a leader who knows how to give tasks to get the job done quicker. Teamwork makes the dream work!

9. Efficiency: You are far too lazy to do anything you don’t need to do. It would only make sense for a genius to find shortcuts to do things others would take ages to do.

10. Taking Naps: Our brains are organs that get tired and need little boosts now and then to be alert and function at their best potential. Be smart and take more naps: take more naps and be smart!

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Barcelona superstar Neymar has reportedly agreed a deal to sign for Paris Saint-Germain.

Brazilian sports broadcasting giant Esporte Interactivo claim Neymar has been convinced of PSG's project — of which he will be the star — and has verbally agreed a contract with the Ligue 1 side.

Neymar’s close friend and compatriot Dani Alves recently snubbed a move to Manchester City in favour of PSG and it seems that may have been part of the club’s attempt to lure the forward to France.

The former Santos man's release clause is €222million (£197.3million), which PSG would happily pay.

That means Barcelona would not be able to stop Neymar leaving if he wanted to go